At least Rhett is wearing a collared shirt.

:D

My comments were off based and I read Dave's post wrong. Now that I have a little more information, I do understand that my comments were not right.

Sorry to the CDGC and Dave! You guys rock!



Apology accepted. This is why it is a DISCussion board.....discus things until an understanding is reached - even if the understanding is that we do not see things eye-to-eye. And, thanks for the compliments....we have a great club made up of a bunch of really great guys and girls.

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Apology accepted. This is why it is a DISCussion board..... discus things until an understanding is reached - even if the understanding is that we do not see things eye-to-eye. And, thanks for the compliments....we have a great club made up of a bunch of really great guys and girls.



I actually prefer to shotput things until an understanding is reached. But sometimes I like to javelin it over with my buddies, too.

Sorry, I couldn't resist jumping on that little typo... :D;)

Hmmm... (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=813959&Main=804306#Post8 13918)

come on Hawk....don't tell half the story....

Jerry replied with..


We were consuming Jim Beam (http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc184/gotcherj/JimBeam.jpg) during the round. :D

Not only is smoking weed illegal, and yes , it causes parks and rec to closely watch our play. Here is another argumentative point.
Players abcd start on hole 6, take 10 minutes to smoke after the round has started, the next group arrives, and then they tee off. Usually stating they were waiting for players to clear the hole ahead. Now you have already started a bottleneck. This happens 4 times say on hole 6, 9,14 18. Players 3 holes behind, whom cant play through, have caught up to the groups in front of them, that are caught up with abcd, now have a 40 minute wait. This too is annoying

Mini Thumber, and can be a nice person, wasn't issued patience in 20 years of military ;)

here's a better one for ya:

http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=816091&an=0&page=0#Post8 16091

Yes, it really does say
"Feeding the Addiction-PDGA"

and they say the SN has a drug problem! i hope Jesus does what he said he'll do to the hypocrites of this world. Because me and Jesus are down, man. we are down!!!

here's a better one for ya:

http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=816091&an=0&page=0#Post8 16091

Yes, it really does say
"Feeding the Addiction-PDGA"

and they say the SN has a drug problem!



man, you really stretching this time Mikey.

Clearly they are taking about the addiction to disc golf and the sport as...

screw it.

im not getting into this. stop looking for stuff. help the sport grow. this hurts it.

i hope Jesus does what he said he'll do to the hypocrites of this world. Because me and Jesus are down, man. we are down!!!

and speaking of "help the sport grow", i've done more to grow this sport than any moderator has ever done, especially if you count the numbers of people the mods turn away from the sport with censorship and lies on the biggest disc golf org's message board.

your blind allegiance to a regime who stands for censorship and derilection of corporate responsibility is your downfall in your futile effort to clean up human behavior. it's too bad your efforts to correct what's wrong with the world can't be better applied to somewhere that matters like our US government who is deceiving the citizens with Enron-style accounting while giving handouts to the fat cats on Wall Street who pay themselves millions of dollars every year while they jack up the price of gas and food for all of us. But you go ahead MTL, you try and control this little corner of the world if it satisfies your lust for power.

i know you find this hard to believe but people really do prefer a FAIR place to air opinions without grovelling censors who only allow one side of the story to be told.

go ahead and ban me again. but Jesus will have the final word on you. and he doesn't suck up to anyone. read your bible man, Jesus says hypocrites are toast in the afterlife!

My comments.

1. I'm not a moderator anymore. It took up a lot of my time dealing with people like you - time that could be spent elsewhere. And I know what you will say about well moderators are not needed b/c people should express their opinions bla bla bla. Grow up.
2. You are free to express your opinions about the PDGA at anytime - and I'm glad I can say this next statement since I'm not a moderator anymore - you just don't know how to say them like an adult. What don't you understand about expressing your opinion without attacking someone? Or name calling? You want a place to express your opinions fairly sounds like an adult feeling and comment, yet, you resort to name calling like a child. That makes me laugh.

I have LOTS of problems with the PDGA and other organizations and stuff along that and when I want to express them, I do so without attacking anyone within the organization and I don't get an punishment.

Your last posts are in no way breaking the rules, in my opinion. You have lots of opinions and I have agreed with 90% of them, but man, your presentation is KILLING them. You are a smart guy. How do you not understand that??

i know you find this hard to believe but people really do prefer a FAIR place to air opinions without grovelling censors who only allow one side of the story to be told.





Man I missed this gem. Tell your side of the story like an adult and maybe it would stay on here forever. Correct that. It WILL stay on here forever.

I'm done arguing with you b/c you have clearly showed over the years that you are unable or unwilling to act like an adult on this message board. You will more than likely cross the line soon as you have pretty much for your entire career on here and be gone for a year.

I have more important thing to do rather than sit around and wait for this to happen b/c it will happen sooner than later. Those things include continuing to try and clean up drugs and alcohol within our sport, promote our sport through financial donations and planning a B Tier I will be running where I will be donating all my profit back to the tournament.

let's see. 89% of the poll respondents admit they've seen pot smoking during a pDGA tournament. sounds like you had better get busy. you need to rat everyone out quickly. don't just stand there, get on the phone and call the cops!!! the future of the sport depends on you!

whatever you do, don't mention that the 2008 Worlds major sponsor is a drug pusher! Yep. beer is still a drug last time i checked and being a hypocrite and saying it's legal is an argument only a sheep would use. Seriously, how many people have died of a marijuana overdose? And how many have died of alcohol overdoses? and how many people have been killed by tobacco??? but you hypocrites want to stop pot smoking which is safer? Jesus is gonna get you!!!

you crack me up with your lectures man. like you know what an adult is. you think i care what the pDGA thinks of me? you are sadly mistaken. i treat this sport with all the serious that it is due, and that is almost nil. when the biggest disc golf org stands for censorship, hides its books, and threatens legal action against members who try to only show the truth, it's no wonder this sport is stuck spinning its wheels with only the pDGA staff and its rules committee (who sells discs) making any real money off the sport.

l
whatever you do, don't mention that the 2008 Worlds major sponsor is a drug pusher! Yep. beer is still a drug last time i checked and being a hypocrite and saying it's legal is an argument only a sheep would use. Seriously, how many people have died of a marijuana overdose? And how many have died of alcohol overdoses? and how many people have been killed by tobacco??? but you hypocrites want to stop pot smoking which is safer? Jesus is gonna get you!!!





so beer and cigarettes are allowed to sponsor sports like basketball, football, NASCAR, golf, baseball, etc, but not ours?

those sports allow steroid use and drug use by their players, so i don't see why disc golf can't.

i hope Jesus does what he said he'll do to the hypocrites of this world. Because me and Jesus are down, man. we are down!!!



fyi... not going into any of the other stuff you've said... probably agree w/ most but wanted to point out that if you are 'hoping' or wishing something like this one others then you def. aren't 'down with Jesus'. I assume you're just joking and dont really care about Jesus so probably dont care about this either. But then you know what they say about people who assume things right?! ;)

just pointing it out that Jesus doesn't roll like that!

flame on ... continue having fun w/ Robert :D

Welcome back, please play nice for a while, I do appreciate some of your opinions.

As far as condoning illegal activities in situations where they will be associated with organized disc sports, that is one opinion I can never agree with. I can not say that I have never seen it on a course or at an event, but I can say that I haven't seen it for many years. I've never had to turn in anyone for it either. Must just be part of my reputation.

those sports allow steroid use and drug use by their players, so i don't see why disc golf can't.



this statement is one of the most unbelievable things I've ever read. I can't believe you honestly just said that. Un. Freaking. Real.

stack, you must be one of the 99% of christians who hasn't actually read the bible, or bothered to take the time to understand its meaning. if i don't get banned in the next 24 hours i'll post what Jesus had to say about hypocrites. look, just because i'm down with Jesus and you're worshipping at what Jesus called a false temple, don't get all uppity with me. you don't have a clue as to how Jesus really rolls.

Matthew 23
1Then spake Jesus to the multitude, and to his disciples,

2Saying The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat:

3All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not.

4For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers.

5But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments,

6And love the uppermost rooms at feasts, and the chief seats in the synagogues,

7And greetings in the markets, and to be called of men, Rabbi, Rabbi.

8But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren.

9And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

10Neither be ye called masters: for one is your Master, even Christ.

11But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant.

12And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.

13But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in.

14Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.

15Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.

16Woe unto you, ye blind guides, which say, Whosoever shall swear by the temple, it is nothing; but whosoever shall swear by the gold of the temple, he is a debtor!

17Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gold, or the temple that sanctifieth the gold?

18And, Whosoever shall swear by the altar, it is nothing; but whosoever sweareth by the gift that is upon it, he is guilty.

19Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gift, or the altar that sanctifieth the gift?

20Whoso therefore shall swear by the altar, sweareth by it, and by all things thereon.

21And whoso shall swear by the temple, sweareth by it, and by him that dwelleth therein.

22And he that shall swear by heaven, sweareth by the throne of God, and by him that sitteth thereon.

23Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone.

24Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.

25Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.

26Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also.

27Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.

28Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.

29Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because ye build the tombs of the prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the righteous,

30And say, If we had been in the days of our fathers, we would not have been partakers with them in the blood of the prophets.

31Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the children of them which killed the prophets.

32Fill ye up then the measure of your fathers.

33Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

34Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and wise men, and scribes: and some of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in your synagogues, and persecute them from city to city:

35That upon you may come all the righteous blood shed upon the earth, from the blood of righteous Abel unto the blood of Zacharias son of Barachias, whom ye slew between the temple and the altar.

36Verily I say unto you, All these things shall come upon this generation.

37O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not!

38Behold, your house is left unto you desolate.

39For I say unto you, Ye shall not see me henceforth, till ye shall say, Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord.

i hope Jesus does what he said he'll do to the hypocrites of this world. Because me and Jesus are down, man. we are down!!!

I think you mistake historical reference to corruption to be all inclusive of any governing body Mikey. What are you a fire and bimstone kind of guy now?
HEV = High Entertainment Value

i hope Jesus does what he said he'll do to the hypocrites of this world. Because me and Jesus are down, man. we are down!!!



Jesus and I

i hope Jesus does what he said he'll do to the hypocrites of this world. Because me and Jesus are down, man. we are down!!!



UPM... i have to say that I agree with a bit of what you type on here and am glad that there's someone pushing the envelope... fighting for free/open discussion on here and speaking his mind.

the jesus comment just struck me because I am not one of the 'sunday christians' ... i do like to think I have a personal relationship w/ Jesus and what i'm saying is he wouldn't 'roll' or be happy with someone who wished harm on another... he'd rather you do your part to help them come around so they wont be damned/etc. Maybe thats what you are doing in your own way... thats cool. The part about hoping for it to happen to them doesnt sit well with me and I doubt would sit well with Jesus. Thats my point. Yes there is scripture about Jesus and hypocrites... not arguing that.

All that being said I think you say things to get a rise out of people and thats good for 'HEV' on here for sure. There are other threads for discussion about Jesus and where his followers hearts should be at... lets end the thread drift and get back to what it was started about... beer and weed

i hope Jesus does what he said he'll do to the hypocrites of this world. Because me and Jesus are down, man. we are down!!!



Jesus and I



Wow! Mikey has hit an all time low when MTL is correcting his grammar! :p

i hope Jesus does what he said he'll do to the hypocrites of this world. Because me and Jesus are down, man. we are down!!!



Mike

Does this mean you now want to play in the
FUNdamentalist Christian division of our league?

This thread should be excommunicated.

http://webpages.charter.net/micah/repjesus68.gif

i forgot what this thread was about again...oh yeah, Jesus and wine. My man JC was really into drinking wine. Jesus, the drug user! no wonder Christianity is so durned popular. if Jesus could do drugs, why not the rest of us? i don't think weed was illegal back in Jesus's day anyway. i don't think it was criminalized in the USA until the 20th century if i recall.

Stack, I wish Jesus wasn't about vengeance on his enemies, but when i read the bible and hear what JC said i am forced to conclude otherwise. it is rather inconvenient what the Bible says, isn't it? Jesus says one thing and contradicts himself somewhere else...kinda hypocritical, no? i wonder if Jesus realizes by being a hypocrite he condemned himself to damnation!

I saw the post, two posts up, and thought, "Wait. Is Mikey back? I thought he was banned until the Second Coming." Then I saw the date.

jesus was my co pilot

but then we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him

jesus was my co pilot

but then we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him



I bet it took forever!
Say "Body of Christ", place wafer in mouth, make the sign of the cross, repeat......................

i love el christo

jesus was my co pilot

but then we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him



I bet it took forever!
Say "Body of Christ", place wafer in mouth, make the sign of the cross, repeat......................



post of the year.

I wonder if He would think so.

I know we are all guilty of thread drift , but you guys are getting a litle off the subject IMO... How about a real PDGA topic........

that prolly doesnt change the results too much :)

he would park every hole with his angelhawk, then take the discs he wins (Jesus is an amateur of course) and turn them into discs for all his competitors.

He would hit first available, scream "Gawdammit!" and promptly get grounded for the next hundred years or so.

jesus was my co pilot

but then we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him



I bet it took forever!
Say "Body of Christ", place wafer in mouth, make the sign of the cross, repeat......................



im not one for flashing gang signs

somebody could get offended

How would Jesus run a Sanctioned Tourney?

and would He accept cash or win plastic and then sell it? :o

This thread should have been eliminated very early on. It does nothing to support disc golf and is harmful to the PDGA.

How is making up a hypothetical situation a personal attack?

O.K., for arguments sake, how would the Easter Bunny (or insert your own favorite fictional character) run a sanctioned tourney?

some people are very sensitive about the Easter Bunny, et al. In light of that fact, I will not contribute any of the fantastic related jokes I came up with. you will have to come up with them on your own.

I didn't realize we were in Oceania. Let's all just bury our heads in the sand and pretend there isn't a problem. Maybe it'll go away on its own... :p

i am offended by the obvious drug reference in THC's screen name.

This thread should have been eliminated very early on. It does nothing to support disc golf and is harmful to the PDGA.


With what possible justification, other than your personal discomfort? The MB Rules are very available & read:

The following will not be allowed:
1. Profanity.
2. Personal attacks and physical threats against other members (obvious or veiled).
3. Materials or links to materials which are not suitable for a minor and/or are offensive.
4. Allowing others to post under your account name.
5. Discussion about the solicitation, distribution or manufacture of illegal drugs.
6. Causing harm to the message board is not allowed, including but not limited to insertion of large files, malicious code or abuse of the Notify Moderator button.


Which of those does this thread violate?

This thread should have been eliminated very early on. It does nothing to support disc golf and is harmful to the PDGA.



it is also harmful to baby jesus

as a matter of fact, we deliberately included "solicitation", "distribution" and "manufacture" but left out "use". one can reasonably assume that we allow at least some discussion of use.

3. Materials which are offensive.

Much of this thread qualifies.

brussel sprouts are offensive. oil is offensive. landmines and IEDs are offensive. (well, maybe those are more defensive, but you get the drift.. )

i thought the Father was the part of the Holy Trinity with no sense of humor.

i am offended by the notion that brussels sprouts are offensive. raawwkkk!!

This thread should have been eliminated very early on. It does nothing to support disc golf and is harmful to the PDGA.



it is also harmful to baby jesus


don't say baby jesus, ricky!

this thread is beyond offensive

MODS SAVE ME

this thread is beyond offensive

MODS SAVE ME



Jesus saves, not the mods, unless Jesus is a mod, but i thought Jesus was a Capricorn.

Jesus is lord

This thread should have been eliminated very early on. It does nothing to support disc golf and is harmful to the PDGA.


With what possible justification, other than your personal discomfort? The MB Rules are very available & read:

The following will not be allowed:
1. Profanity.
2. Personal attacks and physical threats against other members (obvious or veiled).
3. Materials or links to materials which are not suitable for a minor and/or are offensive.
4. Allowing others to post under your account name.
5. Discussion about the solicitation, distribution or manufacture of illegal drugs.
6. Causing harm to the message board is not allowed, including but not limited to insertion of large files, malicious code or abuse of the Notify Moderator button.


Which of those does this thread violate?




Although there is no bonified infraction of the rules, lets us not forget how upset Muslims get when you use the name of God in vain. They get very offended. Well, even though Christians are the type that forgive and the like, they can still be offended too. So by stretching the limits of this PDGA area of the forum into a comedy club thats all about taking God's name in vain is offensive to me and more than likely to many other PDGA members.

I am not suggesting you can't or shouldn't discuss it, just not here where actual PDGA related topics belong....
Mods.... Please do something......

...Junkies for Jesus- taking God's name in vein since 1965...

...Junkies for Jesus- taking God's name in vein since 1965...


In a bonified manner.

What will the moderators do to stop blatant thread drift....??

Senior, it's vain, not vein.

"discdevils.org"- obviously pandering to beelzebub!!!

Thanks for the correction. If you look back at my edited post, it is now spelled it correctly. I usually spell much better. My most memoable moment was when I made a poll and spelled it POLE...... Well hopefully everyone gets my point.... We are drifting.... :eek:

What is the benefit of behavior control at sanctioned events?

While many people identify strongly with religion or politics and find jokes about such offensive, it would be most inappropriate for members of the moderating team (four moderators, Communications Director, Executive Director) to start going down that road.

To wit, there are many religion threads (Disc Golfers for Jesus, Bible DISCussion, Separation of church and disc golf, etc.) and politics threads (Immigration - Politics, Politics - War, the next president, etc.) on this message board.

The only times moderation has been necessary in these threads is when the discussion devolved into personal attacks e.g. insults and name-calling.

How can you not drift in a thread about beer and weed?

What were we talking about again?

The origianl thread was a poll about drinking and smoking canibis at PDGA sanctioned events....

Later in the heated discussions of what, why, when and how one should or should not break the rules and smoke drink etc... Someone started calling people hypocrites and a certain name popped up, and what would he do and so on and so forth... 20 thread drifts later we may be approaching the real subject at hand...

The image of disc golf and the behavior of the members of the PDGA in public settings while at sanctioned events.....

Good luck with that.

Disc golfers: You can't take them anywhere.

soldier: Who goes there?
King Arthur:
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
soldier:
Pull the other one!
King Arthur:
I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
soldier:
What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
soldier:
You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
soldier:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur:
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
soldier:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur:
We found them.
soldier:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur:
What do you mean?
soldier:
Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
soldier:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur:
It could grip it by the husk!
soldier:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
soldier:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur:
Please!
soldier:
Am I right?

perhaps if two swallows were to find a piece of twine...

Thanks for the correction. If you look back at my edited post, it is now spelled it correctly. I usually spell much better. My most memoable moment was when I made a poll and spelled it POLE...... Well hopefully everyone gets my point.... We are drifting.... :eek:


You must've had too much canibis, because you're still a the origianl bonified misspeller of "bona fide", "original", & "cannabis", though.:D

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My most memoable moment was when I made a poll and spelled it POLE......




(In my best Elmer Fudd voice)

vewwwwy memoable ;)

As much as I hate to say this senior, I find the prostletysing threads as offensive as any. The same as I have the right not to go to those threads, those who believe in Christianity have the right not to come here.

BTW - I do suspect Jesus has a sense of humor and might find this discussion quite amusing, but only if he was imbibing...

Thanks for the correction. If you look back at my edited post, it is now spelled it correctly. I usually spell much better. My most memoable moment was when I made a poll and spelled it POLE...... Well hopefully everyone gets my point.... We are drifting.... :eek:


You must've had too much canibis, because you're still a the origianl bonified misspeller of "bona fide", "original", & "cannabis", though.:D



Regan Vay, why U do think i have had 2 much canybus... Does it impare the mind of those who partake ruin there abilitee 2 spel and make them dyselexic???? :confused:

How do u no.....??? :confused:

Lyle I agree,

The point I am trying to make here is that the threads reserved for PDGA topics should be for just that. Like I said and I admit, we are all guilty of thread drift. IMO turning a serious PDGA topic into a sarcastic joke session about what Jesus would or would not do doesn't do any good. But it is fun to read the posts and have a laugh or two. But it is obvious some are playing to annoy based on what has been written. My opinion of course, but we are all entitled to that, aren't we?

I think you are probably right though. Jesus is a great guy and He is more than likely pleased that we have mentioned His name here so many times. If anyone can take it, He can.

if we are all about jesus, we would turn the other check when attacked instead of running to the Mods, wouldnt we? so in effect, attacking someone on the message board is like giving them an opportunity to become christ-like.

BTW - I do suspect Jesus has a sense of humor and might find this discussion quite amusing, but only if he was imbibing...



If you invite Jesus to your wedding, he'll bring the Booze...TThe GOOD stuff! :D

We have all heard the water into wine thing. What I want to know is if He could turn seedy redbud into sweet, purple haired nugs?

Which I would never smoke at a sanctioned tourney!!!!!

could he microwave a burrito so hot that he, himself, could not eat it?

:p

If god made all the plants of the earth for man to use, then who is the PDGA to go against her will? Obey god's laws, not man's laws! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

if we are all about jesus, we would turn the other check when attacked instead of running to the Mods, wouldnt we? so in effect, attacking someone on the message board is like giving them an opportunity to become christ-like.




i like this idea

could he microwave a burrito so hot that he, himself, could not eat it?

:p



king missile- jesus was way cool!

http://darisa.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/pope-rock.jpg

http://www.jessicadestefano.com/jesusfrisbeeongreen.jpg

Coolest putting style EVER!

never misses either...

Jesus and Moses are playing disc golf and they're on the tenth hole. Moses fires his Archangel and it heads straight for a pond. Just before the disc hits the water, the pond parts and the disc rolls up just under the basket. Parked.

Jesus winds up and hucks his Force about to the same spot. Jesus's disc hits the water and skips across. Also parked.

All of a sudden, lightning flashes and a Destroyer drops from the sky directly into the pond. A huge fish swallows it, and a bird picks up the fish and drops it into the pouch of a kangaroo, which proceeds to hop over to the basket and jump right in.

Moses turns to Jesus and says, ''I hate it when your dad plays!''

...nice... write that yourself or bastardize a golf story?

Jesus and Moses are playing disc golf and they're on the tenth hole. Moses fires his Archangel and it heads straight for a pond. Just before the disc hits the water, the pond parts and the disc rolls up just under the basket. Parked.

Jesus winds up and hucks his Force about to the same spot. Jesus's disc hits the water and skips across. Also parked.

All of a sudden, lightning flashes and a Destroyer drops from the sky. A huge fish swallows it, a bird picks up the fish and drops it into the pouch of a kangaroo, which proceeds to hop over to the basket and jump right in.

Moses turns to Jesus and says, ''I hate it when your dad plays!''



you forgot the part where Moses says... we should post this on the 'Ask Chuck' thread because I don't think this one is in the rulebook!

that would give a whole new meaning to chuck playing devil's advocate.

...nice... write that yourself or bastardize a golf story?


Based on my recollection of a story Keller Williams told me when we were about 12 right after I skull-->waterskip-->waterskip-->waterskip-->bounce-->roll-->parked within 2 feet a stick golf drive on #17 at Fredericksburg Country Club.

A. reynolds

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may say
I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may know
I dont care where they may go
I dont care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus, hes my friend; jesus, hes my friend
He took me by the hand; led me far from this land
Jesus, hes my friend

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may say, I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say, jesus is just alright, oh yeah




from the doobie brothers.... Yeah!!!!

A. reynolds

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may say
I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may know
I dont care where they may go
I dont care what they may know
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah

Jesus, hes my friend; jesus, hes my friend
He took me by the hand; led me far from this land
Jesus, hes my friend

Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just alright

I dont care what they may say, I dont care what they may do
I dont care what they may say, jesus is just alright, oh yeah




from the doobie brothers.... Yeah!!!!



that song is for the 'byrds' ;)

thanks for sticking that song in my head!

btw... interesting fact... doobie bros wrote 'listen to the music' after performing 'jesus is just alright' for a church group.

"gimme the beat boys and free my soul... i wanna lost in your rock & roll and THREAD drift away" :D

I'm with Ya Brother......... :cool:

Give me a moment
Got to get this weight up off my chest
Don't feed me sorrow
Pain is a poison I digest

Find yourself another soul to hold
You think, you thought, I know
Off upon my journey I must go
To where the river flows

I'll give you answers
To the questions you have yet to ask
Silence is beauty
Words they only complicate the task

Make no more wishes
All of my patience has been spent
Gods of the season
Lead me to my next incident

Swinging on the lifeline
Fraying bits of twine
Entangled in the remnants of the
Knot I left behind
And asking you to help me make it
Finally unwind
But God never listens to what I say
God never listens to what I say
And you don't get a refund
If you overpray

And when the line is breaking
And when I'm near the end
When all the time spent leading
I've been following instead
When all my thoughts and memories are
Left hanging by a thread

God never listens...
Stranded on this slender string
The minutes seem to last a lifetime
Dangling here between the light above
And blue below that drags me down

But God never listens to what I say
God never listens to what I say
And you don't get a refund
If you overpray
Lifeboy-Phish

"Dear God"

, hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too!

, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in

I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you....

xtc

Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool

If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

You know what, I'd rather not.

Jesus is just alright with me, and I hope he's just alright with you too.

bob, all that is well and good, but there is no way he could take down Chuck Norris

;)

Look into it. He already has.

2000 years ago a guy went around telling people they should be nice to each other and so they nailed him to a tree.

how good bad reasons and bad music sound when we march against an enemy [Nietzsche]

if they nailed all of us to a tree, at least their wouldn't be anyone left to fight their dirty little wars...

but your flag decal won't get you
into heaven anymore
they're already overcrowded
from your dirty little wars
you know Jesus don't like killing
no matter what the reasons for
and your flag decal won't get you
into heaven anymore [John Prine]

doesn't it bug anyone that Jesus is too often used ignorantly as an alleged get-out-of-Hell-free-card and not as an inspirational teacher?

disclaimer: i am not a "Christian" and i find it disconcerting that while he never said people should start a church in his name, they did so anyway...

quoting John Prine!?! AWESOME!

i wish someone could have blared (Blaired?) that John Prine song U-tube live version, click here! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1qE2vJdDw4) at Bush & Cheney before they decided to force our troops into harms way and invade Iraq because of all those weapons of mass destruction they claimed Sadaam was ready to uncork.... what is the price tag so far in terms of tax dollars (one trillion?) human casualties (hundreds of thousands?) and maimed or head-injured US soldiers 50,000?). and Bush calls himself a Christian? Jesus, that's just wrong!

this version is more political, but good too -> flag decal U-tube (studio version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kTctirEPns&feature=related)

Assuming naturally that none of them have smoked weed or drunk beer during the tourney...

Ken Climo beats them all

btw, why not add Buddha, the Great Spirit, etc. -- what is this: the Middle East?

This thread has proven beyond a doubt that people will say anything to get attention :D

On that note...

Jesus sent the troops in to Iraq because a baby seal was smoking herb at a PDGA tournament.

commie. ;)

disclaimer: i am not a "Christian" and i find it disconcerting that while he never said people should start a church in his name, they did so anyway...



He did command Peter to care for, feed and lead his sheep. He also called Peter the rock, the cornerstone on which Jesus was to build His church. You don't need a cornerstone if you don't intend to have something built.

...you are most likely...

On Sunday morning in a church meeting area after mass, you will most likely find people talking about

No entry for: 'Which abortion clinic to protest at next'?

How about:'Which religion to feel superior to next'?

Who to Bash next.....

Good call!

No entry for: 'Which abortion clinic to protest at next'?

How about:'Which religion to feel superior to next'?



:mad::( :eek: :confused:

Who to Bash next.....

Good call!



Obama....... :D

Who to Bash next.....

Good call!



Obama....... :D



or maybe get personal and bash my momma :o

From the Late Show with David Letterman.......
Top Ten Signs Obama is Overconfident About the Presidential Campaign":

10. Proposed bill to change Oklahoma to "Oklobama"
9. Offered Bush $20 for the "Mission Accomplished" banner
8. Asked guy at Staples, "Which chair will work best in an oval-shaped office?"
7. The affair with Barbara Walters
6. Having head measured for Mount Rushmore
5. Guy sits around eating soup all day
4. He's voting for Nader
3. Offered McCain a job in gift shop at Obama presidential library
2. Announced his running mate will be Andy Dick
1. Been cruising for chicks with John Edwards

On Sunday morning in a church meeting area after mass, you will most likely find people talking about


Which cute altarboy is most likely to be able to keep "secrets".

On Sunday morning in a church meeting area after mass, you will most likely find people talking about


Which cute altarboy is most likely to be able to keep "secrets".



Words of wisdom usually come from the most experienced...... :D

disclaimer: i am not a "Christian" and i find it disconcerting that while he never said people should start a church in his name, they did so anyway...



He did command Peter to care for, feed and lead his sheep. He also called Peter the rock, the cornerstone on which Jesus was to build His church. You don't need a cornerstone if you don't intend to have something built.




i think today Jesus would feel more at home as a Buddhist than as a "Christian" ...

When will I learn? Don't disagree with them...

We will all find out what the "real truth" is in the end, now won't we? Who are we to say that one thing is true or not?

If God controls the land and disease,
keeps a watchful eye on me,
If he's really so **** mighty,
my problem is I can't see,
well who would wanna be?
Who would wanna be such a control freak?
Well who would wanna be?
Who would wanna be such a control freak?

Love the Modest Mouse reference!

We will all find out what the "real truth" is in the end, now won't we? Who are we to say that one thing is true or not?


I think that you just answered your own question...
<font color="green"> Why do we assume that there is real truth...or an end? And at that point, how valuable would it be to us if there was either of these?
Live for the present...so you aren't past in the future. </font>

I think that you just answered your own question...
<font color="green"> Why do we assume that there is real truth...or an end? And at that point, how valuable would it be to us if there was either of these?
Live for the present...so you aren't past in the future. </font>



BIG FRED!!! :)

That's exactly what I just said. We'll see what happens when we pass on, so just because my personal beliefs don't match some other peoples, is no reason to argue with them about it.

disclaimer: i am not a "Christian" and i find it disconcerting that while he never said people should start a church in his name, they did so anyway...



He did command Peter to care for, feed and lead his sheep. He also called Peter the rock, the cornerstone on which Jesus was to build His church. You don't need a cornerstone if you don't intend to have something built.



Matthew 16:16-18

Peter (Petros) means a "small rock." Petra, as in the word Jesus used when He said "upon this rock," means "large, massive stone." The explanation you gave originates from Catholic influences which are to establish Peter as the first pope in Rome. Scripturally, that idea is very easily disproven. He never called Peter "the rock" (as in "petra") but rather "petros." Two distinctively different words with two different meanings. In fact, Petros is masculine and Petra is feminine. They are two different words.

He also never called Peter "the cornerstone" in any way. He was talking about who He is, the Messiah, or chosen one. Upon Peters confession of this truth, Jesus responded by saying that it is upon that very truth that His Church, or body of believers would be founded.

1st Cor. 3:11 - Jesus IS the foundation
Eph. 2:20 - Jesus IS the chief cornerstone

These aren't my opinions, they are simply biblical facts. Take'm or leave 'em, it's your choice. I don't share this to discredit you, "pick a fight" or anything like that. I totally agree with your general point though, that even though the exact words "start a church in my name" were never recorded, the idea WAS comanded and the examples abound in the bible that those who believe are to "build up the body of believers." The "church" is not a building, it is the body of believers. This simple truth alone could avoid many misconceptions, which are in no short supply. Thanks for letting me share this, I hope it isn't taken in a spirit of judgment...

disclaimer: i am not a "Christian" and i find it disconcerting that while he never said people should start a church in his name, they did so anyway...



He did command Peter to care for, feed and lead his sheep. He also called Peter the rock, the cornerstone on which Jesus was to build His church. You don't need a cornerstone if you don't intend to have something built.



Matthew 16:16-18

Peter (Petros) means a "small rock." Petra, as in the word Jesus used when He said "upon this rock," means "large, massive stone." The explanation you gave originates from Catholic influences which are to establish Peter as the first pope in Rome. Scripturally, that idea is very easily disproven. He never called Peter "the rock" (as in "petra") but rather "petros." Two distinctively different words with two different meanings. In fact, Petros is masculine and Petra is feminine. They are two different words.

He also never called Peter "the cornerstone" in any way. He was talking about who He is, the Messiah, or chosen one. Upon Peters confession of this truth, Jesus responded by saying that it is upon that very truth that His Church, or body of believers would be founded.

1st Cor. 3:11 - Jesus IS the foundation
Eph. 2:20 - Jesus IS the chief cornerstone

These aren't my opinions, they are simply biblical facts. Take'm or leave 'em, it's your choice. I don't share this to discredit you, "pick a fight" or anything like that. I totally agree with your general point though, that even though the exact words "start a church in my name" were never recorded, the idea WAS comanded and the examples abound in the bible that those who believe are to "build up the body of believers." The "church" is not a building, it is the body of believers. This simple truth alone could avoid many misconceptions, which are in no short supply. Thanks for letting me share this, I hope it isn't taken in a spirit of judgment...



You are most definitely correct, and I mistyped what I was trying to say. My reply was mainly to the poster that expressed that idea that Jesus did not indicate he wanted a church built. And I do understand that the church to be built was not of stone, but of souls. He did ask Peter to "tend his sheep", so in a very simple way, Peter was the first shepherd designate. Rock on.

"split a piece of wood and i am there, lift a stone and you will find me..."

jesus is an ant?

in a way, yes.

While many people identify strongly with religion or politics and find jokes about such offensive, it would be most inappropriate for members of the moderating team (four moderators, Communications Director, Executive Director) to start going down that road.

Wow, the anonymous moderator strikes again. And we agree! The moderation team should NOT start making offensive jokes about religion. Not sure about politics, I mean, McBush *is* pretty much a joke. Four more years!

goodanswer. i think i'd say its more the spirit than the son that is the ant.

man... I thought this thread was about debauchery and corruption within the ranks of an organization's events, not about religion. Oh, wait... nevermind.

Someone please change the subject before playtowin starts talking about more "biblical facts" :D

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how that would apply here is beyond me, but just in case i'll leave it to the network news, television and the upper crust of the art world to carry those images.

A picture of ghouls eating jesus with his intestines pulled out is offensive to me.... If I still had younger children I would not want them to see it... You surprise me sandalman.... Are you trying to offend or are you just not all together up stairs when it comes to family values, right wrong etc....? To me, #3 does apply in this case.... Those images were offensive...

i guess its subjective. those pics are not anything that would even raise an eyebrow in our house. oh well, viva la difference i guess.

...

Some people live in strange places by my measure. I'm a darn good atheist but a picture of any thing pulling or eating anyone's intestines in any situation is repulsive to me. I wonder where our culture is heading.

BTW Senior, have you seen Dark Knight? Not that I like recommending anything as awful as this movie, but this is one you should see. The fact that it is so popular is a true comment on what we have become.

Since I know this is going to get a lot of criticism, let me say that the movie is an excellent portrayal of psychotic violence and manipulation. It's depiction of this issue is excellent and telling. Nonetheless, the move is disturbing and the number of under 11 kids I saw in the theater was frightening. This movie should have been rated R, but was not.

Some people live in strange places by my measure. I'm a darn good atheist but a picture of any thing pulling or eating anyone's intestines in any situation is repulsive to me. I wonder where our culture is heading.

BTW Senior, have you seen Dark Knight? Not that I like recommending anything as awful as this movie, but this is one you should see. The fact that it is so popular is a true comment on what we have become.

Since I know this is going to get a lot of criticism, let me say that the movie is an excellent portrayal of psychotic violence and manipulation. It's depiction of this issue is excellent and telling. Nonetheless, the move is disturbing and the number of under 11 kids I saw in the theater was frightening. This movie should have been rated R, but was not.



The level of tolerance toward violence in our society is just appalling.

My son and I went to see it and it was by far the most epic Batman movie I have ever seen. I thought the movie was over and would have been satisfied at about the half way point.... It just got even better....

I remember when my kid was ten or eleven my wife and I took him to see a blasted Disney Movie, that was a PG rated flick...

Well we are sitting there with hundreds of other parents and young kids and the previews come on. One after another had some kind of sexually explicit content. One was a movie about a kid who rebels against her Mom and they are showing them arguing and yelling at each other and the mom with her boy friend etc etc.. Well I got up and went to manager and complain that the content of the previews was way out of line for the movie we were seeing and that they were inapropriate. He told me to get used to it.... And that they have those types of complaints from other parents, but there was nothing that they could, or would, be doing about it....

The average child in America will spend 900 hours in school per year, but over 1,000 hours in front of a T.V.

The average child in America will see over 200,000 violent images (and growing) by the time they reach 18 years old.

The avg. child in America will see over 40,000 ads per year and the top 15 teen oriented programs in'03 included alcohol ads.

Options: V-chip, tv guidelines (i.e. tv-y, tv-y7, tv-g, tv-pg etc...), no tv in bedrooms, no tv during diner, being an example, or simply sell your tv!

The average child in America will spend 900 hours in school per year, but over 1,000 hours in front of a T.V.

The average child in America will see over 200,000 violent images (and growing) by the time they reach 18 years old.

The avg. child in America will see over 40,000 ads per year and the top 15 teen oriented programs in'03 included alcohol ads.

Options: V-chip, tv guidelines (i.e. tv-y, tv-y7, tv-g, tv-pg etc...), no tv in bedrooms, no tv during diner, being an example, or simply sell your tv!



We have a T.V. but my kids have only seen one piece of network programming on it, the Olympics. I turn it off during ads. NO CABLE thank you! They have T.V.s in the elevators where I work...

Dark Knight "is" epic, it is also disturbing. Sex and swearing is against the rule, but violence is not. And we wonder why our kids increasingly shoot other kids...

Good for you, and your kids Lyle, that's great. That free's up alot of time for you to share the bible with your children, awesome! lol ;) I grew up watching my dad press 'mute' during the commercials and it always bugged me, but now I find myself doing the same thing unless the dvr is in play, then I can just flip forward.

My son fast fowards through "bad parts" of certain movies on his own. Some times I have the remote and I will do it too, but if he has it I don't even have to tell him, he will do it for me.....

We also do not have cable or other fancy smanchy system. Nothing but DVD's VHS and good ole boring network television. The antenna only gets us 6 or 7 channels if we are lucky....

6 or 7 channels for the next few months... then you'll need an antenna capable of receiving digital, and a box to decode it. February 2009 it might just end up being DVD and VHS for you if you're not careful :)

I'm shakin in my boots......

Seriously, we will get the blasted box... What a scam though. Just another way to bilk thousands of dollars from the people....

not a scam, just a way to reclaim the massive subsection of public airwaves reserved for TV now there there is a much better alternative technology. Expect to see many new, awesome wireless technologies arise once that reclamation is complete. Plus your new signal will be of better quality, so everyone wins :)

Ok... I heard that was the case... But I think people all hate being pushed into change....

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