Please be on the look out for 10 2001 CE rocs, 2 2002 CE rocs, 3 2003 CE rocs, 5 2004 CE rocs, 5 2005 CE rocs, CE aviars, and 300 other brand new discs randomly for sale. The discs were stolen by Joe Guadagnoli from Hamilton MD. The discs will probably be for sale in a bundle on Ebay. From a local in MD or VA. Please keep an eye out for these discs. 5 of the 2001 USDGCs are regular stamped, and 5 are the "one division one champion" X-outs.

Was this reported to the police?

Bummer!

And I thought the locals running off with my stable DX Wraith were bad...

Not much I can do until he is caught trying to sell them. The WV police aren't persuing this much, because he is in MD.

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this thief for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad guy. Not like going down to the ghetto and chasing bloods and crips. This disc golf thief, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your discs, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to get your discs back, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this message board. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole **** thing.

Reworked quote from Jaws.