how am i lowering the bar? by defying your predictions of an easy victory on my way to an overall win in the bet? i'm just keepin it real.

i imagine by the end of march we'll have a better idea where this thing is heading, and for you i'm guessing that will be a downward spiral.

Hey since you're speaking of a downward spiral I see that Bluemont (the course you hate more than any other) is having the Cherry Blossom tourney in April. I'm in for the very reasonable $20 advance master division so feel free to join me since I manned up and am going to Seneca on Saturday.

Amusingly it's on April 1st, so come on down and make a fool of yourself in NoVa land again.

[mr t voice on]who you calling fool, fool?[mr t voice off]

I'll take that as a yes and that your paypal has been sent...

http://home.neb.rr.com/freakzilla/Mr.T.jpg

it is reasonable. do they have adv masters? :D

oh, i forgot. i can't go. i will be in florida that weekend for my father in law's 80th birthday. you'll have to pick another event to make me go to.

have you noticed the pdga server's clock is off by about 20 minutes?

80th? You should still pre-reg. I mean that's over a month away. Anything can happen. Tough to top Bluemont on your hate list. I'll try to think of another one.

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Love_so_much.jpg

have you noticed the pdga server's clock is off by about 20 minutes?



Certain substances once ingested tend to slow ones reaction times.

To: my opponent

Here's some advice straight off the top of this bored for you:

http://www.pdga.com/images/07logos/millennium.gif

Sure it will be tough to get over that first hurdle of playing smart, but I'm just trying to point you in the right direction.

We could still go to Bluemont in the fall, (unless you have some grandmothers 103rd birthday in Phoenix to go to) but I should have easily crushed you by then and be retired.

you and chris hysell can live in the same retirement home!

Who?

you know, your mentor who's always putting with his bag on his shoulder.

and retiring every other week.

Have you heard the reports on the poor conditions at Seneca? Good call on making this event a go. After your stunning doubles performance last weekend in the slop at Druid I'm thinking that this could be another Codorus pounding for you.

hopefully the tees are cleared. if not, since we aren't pre-reg'd we could just go for a practice round at rockburn. you going to check after work on friday?

Excuse me Dr. Evasive. I seem to recall a conversation along the lines of:



YDGH: Do you want me to go out to Seneca on Friday and see how bad it is?
my opponent: Don't bother checking. I'm going **** the conditions. I'm a man blah blah blah.
YDGH: I'm smelling victory.
mo: I'm smelling a BK broiler. Gotta go.



You threw this out there so it's on. If you want to forfeit and no show no problem. I'm ahead 3-2 at the end of the day regardless of your attendence. I'm looking forward to more scenes of you tumbling down slopes for 36 holes.

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:22 pm
could you guys keep us posted on tee conditions? not looking to kill myself on ice pack tees, yet i would like to play....


-from the minor league bored




The Peoples Chump preparing to bail on his challenge.

hold your horses...there is no mention in the bet about non-attendance being a forfeit.

i would have to agree to such a stipulation. and what would happen if you were sick? or the roller skate breaks down? or a snowstorm happens and you have to work?

I think you are clouding the issue here Dr. Endrun as the real issue is you threw down the challenge of this event, and now are scrambling to get out of it. How humiliating for you and your fan.

and what would happen if you were sick? or the roller skate breaks down? or a snowstorm happens and you have to work?



And furthermore I would have to characterize one of the above scenarios as being different than this one in which your true candy #$*&$! side is showing through as you turn sissy and don't want to man up for your own challenge in the face of less than ideal conditions. Should we expect to see you on a course somewhere in late April?

This just in from a Seneca Creek insider:


Seneca conditions suck. They didn't open the roads to the park until Wednesday. 3-4 inches of ice/snow w/slush at the bottom. The tees [as usual when wet/icy] are going to be dangerous, but the fairways will be slop.



We might need to start a secondary poll on how many times my opponent goes down on Saturday.

Who falls down more? Dr. Evil or D.A.M????

Who falls down more? Dr. Evil or D.A.M????



I'm smelling hot sidebet action among the participants.

the only one going down will be you loser.

i am only pointing out that you are trying to weasel other conditions and rules into the bet AFTER THE FACT. and that as the person who actually crafted and posted the terms of the bet, which are real simple, you should at least be able to understand and follow it. or is your 3rd grade education preventing your comprehension of the terms? :o

The only thing in question here is your manhood though most of the readers have already written that off. Hope to see your pansy game at the park tomorrow morning.

i'll be there, make sure you are warmed up. we don't need any excuses this time.

Based on your performance at Codorus I don't think warming up is actually necessary anymore. As a matter of fact I could probably skip the first couple of holes, take the penalty, and still win.

ah, a boast! care to back that up? call me if you need me to sign you up and get you set on a hole. you start in your car when they call start and walk out there and catch your group a couple holes later...a few 7's will do you good.

actually from the description, there may be some strange conditions and high numbers like druid the other day.
"The fairways are a fairly tightly packed 2" of snowy ice. when it melts, it'll be slush city everywhere. Most everyplace I walked today was pretty firm, with only the areas that were in direct sun being soft enough to sink in. So it may start to get a little sloppy tomorrow afternoon, if we reach our projected high of 46 - but it should otherwise be a day of clean shoes and slick fairways "

I see that even you have given up on your ability to win this straight up, and are asking for a handicap...besides your game I mean.

And what exactly was that smack talk voicemail you left me earlier this evening involving Greg Brady and a surfing tournament? Easily one of the gayest messages I've ever gotten.

i wouldn't steal any surf tikis tonite if i was you. ;)

Kick some #$*&$! this weekend Hawk! Put Dr. Dingleberry in his place!

Kick some #$*&$! this weekend Hawk! Put Dr. Dingleberry in his place!



Thanks fan.

In my stars I am above thee, but be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon �em.



I awoke this morning and began preparing for today's showdown with my opponent. I selected my Nomads (http://marylandnomads.com/index.php?topic=3.0) polo with the green lettering as a subtle jab at my opponent. After consuming a well balanced breakfast of whole grain cereal and soy milk, I showered and dressed for todays Z-tier ratings based divisional tourney at Seneca. (http://www.pdga.com/course/courses_by_city.php?id=392) We were going to face off in the middle Silver division. Naturally I arrived first to find the course covered in a generally smooth layer of crusty ice as I had predicted conditions would be. So much for my opponent's meterological skills and his prediction of:


The 45 degree days and 40 mph winds will dry things out in no time.
- The Load
Tuesday of this past week



With 15 minutes to the players meeting I exited my vehicle to applause from the assembled masses and began to warm up my putting. My opponent continued to cower in his minivan fearful of the 24 degree temps and gusty winds. TD Gangloff (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=4010) recognizing my celebrity status started me on hole one with his fiance' and a couple of influential locals. My opponent was sent off to start elsewhere with some of the common folk. Going into today's battle I went to an even greater minimalization of my bag and carried only two Starfires/SL's, two TeeBirds/Tl's, two Roc's and two Rhyno's. ;) Things were interesting and I was playing solidly until I took a nasty circle six on the infamous hole 11 when I went macho and ran the bucket from 50' out on my third shot and skated OB into the creek. Everyone on our card went circle something on that hole. Finishing up on #18 I see my opponent driving off in search of fuel for himself and his vehicle. Both items were doubtlessly dangerous for human consumption. I took this as a good sign of a bad round for my opponent. Checking the scoreport I see that the first round ended with:

<font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero:</font> 59
<font color="green"> my opponent:</font> 64

Knowing that my opponent has absolutely no comeback potential I began to notice that I was tied for third with four players ahead of me. Hmmm...could I win this? Gangloff mentions to me that first place Silver gets a #$*&$!' red/black Revo Bag! (http://www.discgolfer.com/club.html) Now here's a prize I might actually hang around for if the fisherman could reel in four skilled discers instead of the usual blundering buffoon. In the second round I'm on the second card with Nomad Brown (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=11288) (as a matter of fact there might have been more Nomads at this event than any other club) local Paul Bunyan Larry Arnold and Bryan B. one of several deaf discers having a go at it today. Off we went to hole #7 to start our march to greatness.


I am convinced that nothing will happen to me, for I know the greatness of the task for which Providence has chosen me.



On our first hole George drives and deuces, and then makes a fantastic 100' putt/approach to save his three on the next hole. I'm cruising along. Larry starts to have difficulty and gradually tumbles out of contention. The softened ground on #11 allows me to execute a face saving four under the watchful eye of fan Smith. (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=12292) Picking up a few deuces along the way things are going smoothly and the Blue Brick (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/rhyno.html) and I are nailing 100' foot approaches hole after hole leaving myself putt after putt under 10'. Larry has two shots of the day when he hits an early tree on #15 landing about 60' off the tee. He steps up and tomahawks his second shot past the basket! It's a mullett shot! (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=12989) Larry does the same shot as his drive on #6 and bounces and lands 4' past the basket for a drop in deuce to close out his round. Back at tourney central we are awaiting the arrival of my opponent and his quest for greatness.


Destiny is an absolutely definite and inexorable ruler. Physical ability and moral determination count for nothing. It is impossible to perform the simplest act when the gods say �no.�



Scores after two rounds were:

<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero:</font> 53 (112) /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
<font color="green"> Nurse Naught:</font> 60 (124) :o


Based on your performance at Codorus I don't think warming up is actually necessary anymore. As a matter of fact I could probably skip the first couple of holes, take the penalty, and still win.
- <font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero
2-23-07 </font>



In typical fisherman fashion I managed to reel in the lead card and walked away with first place among the 20 Silver participants. The Revoluton Bag and a ca$h stuffed envelope is mine. Nurse Naught got a new chew toy. (http://www.dtworld.com/Go_Balls_Out_Super_Puppy_p/g51-spgbo.htm)

In other interesting sidenote action Nurse Naught apparently took one good tumble trying to mimic my graceful and powerful run-ups instead of his usual stand and stumble. It was interesting to note Nurse Naught clutching a blue blankey (http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/Tom/Blankey.jpg) after the round that was apparently used to keep the Leaning Tower of Failure upright in the second round.

The current bet standings are:
<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero: </font> 3
<font color="green"> Nurse Naught: </font> 2

I've won the last two events by a total of 21 strokes. Someone needs to step in and put Nurse Naught out of his misery quickly.

maybe since your are such a "hero of destiny" you will be able to close me out quickly. i doubt it though.
my strategy of having my evil cohort ice the farways today seems to have backfired. today's event was more a combination of curling(which i apparently suck at), ice skating, mountaineering and disc golf. i must admit you played well, but i doubt you will be able to pull away. you will need a new line of boasting and bravado after you lose next week at loriella.likely the only destiny you have is a dogfight the rest of the way. and an eventual loss.

......A loser says what?......

maybe since your are such a "hero of destiny" you will be able to close me out quickly. <font color="red"> Please lest this end soon. I can't take this kind of public humiliation. Just win and retire from PDGA events and leave the bored so I can try and resurrect my image as a mover and shaker like Hot Tub. </font> i doubt it though. <font color="red">I must say something confident, even though I don't feel it, to keep up the front that this is actually a competition and not a mugging</font> my strategy of having my evil cohort ice the farways today seems to have backfired. <font color="red"> I'm an idiot. To think I could actually remain upright while you strolled around hammering the field was absurd. I stayed upright less than a bull rider. Eight seconds? I couldn't keep my feet for eight holes! </font> today's event was more a combination of curling(which i apparently suck at), ice skating, mountaineering and disc golf. <font color="red">I can't play disc when simply walking around a park. Throw in a little adversity and I might as well curl up in the fetal position in my minivan listening to Dio cd's </font> i must admit you played well, <font color="red"> you crushed me...I suck </font> but i doubt you will be able to pull away. <font color="red">Dear Jesus please keep this close. </font> you will need a new line of boasting and bravado after you lose next week at loriella. <font color="red">I'll continue to put up a brave front while mapping out the various eating establishments between here and Loriella. There's got to be a Hooters near there right? </font> likely the only destiny you have is a dogfight the rest of the way. <font color="red">I know...if there's more bad weather and snow/ice conditions I'll crawl around on my hands and knees to avoid the public pratfall </font> and an eventual loss. <font color="red">I will eventually lose. What the #$*&amp;$! was I thinking? </font>

Everyone's talking about the beatdown! (http://www.md-discgolf.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=23587#23587)

I�d like to see you guys shake things up a little for the next tourney. Depending on how it turns out, we might even learn something about training and athletic performance. Here�s the idea: the morning of the next encounter, Dr. Evil has a breakfast of Fiber One cereal and soy milk while Hawk chows down on Krispy Kremes and chocolate milk. What do you think?

actually it would be 2 donuts(must have chocolate), egg and cheese croissant, and a dunkachino.

... Depending on how it turns out, we might even learn something about training and athletic performance.

What do you think?



I think the words "training & athletic performance" do not belong in the same sentence with Hawk and Dr. Evil.

:cool::p ;)

I�d like to see you guys shake things up a little for the next tourney. Depending on how it turns out, we might even learn something about training and athletic performance. Here�s the idea: the morning of the next encounter, Dr. Evil has a breakfast of Fiber One cereal and soy milk while Hawk chows down on Krispy Kremes and chocolate milk. What do you think?



Dear Mr. Zink,

Please allow me to first say what a honor it is to have you post on this years version of The Thread. I'd also like to congratulate you on your victory Saturday that along with mine a division below allowed the Nomads (http://marylandnomads.com/index.php) to punk the Cedar Farm boys on their home course. That coupled with the Cannabis Flyers ducking out (the two that did show actually got beat by Nurse Naught) made it a big day for the club.

With regards to your proposed experiment I can certainly understand the position you find yourself in. I slapped your boy around for 12 months last year (yes he won the bet, but lost the war and his pride) and things are looking mighty bleak at this point. However I'm on a mission to get to eight wins as quickly as possible so that I may retire from having to play PDGA events until they design a respectable divisional structure. Since that will never happen I believe this will be a non-Hysell like retirement. As a side note I'd like to point out that in addition to wearing my green lettered Nomads polo as a jab at Nurse Naught I actually did stop and consume three old fashioned at Dunkin' D.'s on the way to the course. At this point the only thing I can do to further mimic Nurse Naught is to gain 70 pounds and bang his wife. Sources tell me that his wife is not oppossed to this idea.

In other medical news Nurse Naught's best chance at a window of opportunity got shut this morning when my annual cancer follow-up came back squeaky clean. Bad news for him as my being treated and out for awhile, and then an attempted heroic comeback (oh wait I did that against md21954 three years ago) was probably his best bet at making this a competition.

Another record setting night at the gym lifting as some of my training partners were heard to exclaim:


I don't know what that #$*&$! in the black bottle is, but I want some.



By the way Wayne have you heard that man's actions here on earth has raised the planet's average temps to dangerously high levels?

Keep in touch.

Peace.

... Depending on how it turns out, we might even learn something about training and athletic performance.

What do you think?



I think the words "training & athletic performance" do not belong in the same sentence with Hawk and Dr. Evil.

:cool::p ;)



Bad sign Rich when one of your two "fans" starts dumping on you in addition to me.

Dr. Evil will be fine as long as he has his #1 fan Hot Tub in his corner.

A phone call early today:


Hawk: Disc golf hero.
Nurse Naught: Hey. I'm in Rockville this week for a training class. Let's do Hooters for lunch one day.
H: Okay. I'm off tomorrow.
NN: Cool. I'll talk to you later.



30 minutes later another phone call.


H: Disc golf hero.
NN: We need to do lunch today.
H: Okay...why?
NN: I forgot my wallet.




We went to a Brazilian steak house. I out ate Nurse Naught who quit when the sausage came out. Yet another victory for me.

Hawk wrote:

"By the way Wayne have you heard that man's actions here on earth has raised the planet's average temps to dangerously high levels?"



I am well aware of this. In fact, I was searching for sources of warming air and the trail led me directly to this thread. (Sorry Hawk, soft ball tossed and I just couldn�t check my swing)

Less than 44 hours to kick-off. It's pulse feeling time. (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=Players&Number=661067&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&vc=1&fpart=1)

Nurse Naught is currently having a super secret training session on his home course this afternoon. Stand by for greatness.

Update: Nurse Naught just chucked his primary driver up in a tree at his home course. Currently lost. Foreshadowing anyone?

never have one disc that is irreplaceable, shows week mindedness.

Nurse Naught now reports successful recovery of the TeeBird, but possible loss of the coveted gummy Beast. This was apparently a desperation practice session under the supervision of his disc golf mentor. Hmmm... I on the other hand wasted my time today trying to enlighten the entrenched hierarchy of The Association.

it's not irreplaceable, well it is in terms of they don't make those anymore, but i have discs now that do the same thing. i have been moving towards just throwing generic discs, mostly star t's and tl's. with a few champ beast for good measure.

so schweb, when should we expect the schwebby autograph disc? it should be something you can throw a 400 ft thumber with of course! maybe a shark? :D

p.s. afyter talking with disc golf don quixote, i think he is 50/50 on showing up in the am. must be a sense of impending doom. eithe rthat or he is already making good on his threat to go non-pdga....

Right after I go to my next World Championships, which wont be for a while, sine I cant get that much time off. USDGC....WORLDS.....USDGC.........Worlds......

No Brainer........ USDGC any time

It's like kissing your sister...if your sister was an overweight bald guy.

As Nurse Naught mentioned I was rather unmotivated to actually go to Loriella today, as I'm already prepared to leave the Association behind me. However since I had told Mr. Biscoe that we would be bringing The Greatest Show In Disc to his event I felt I had a gentleman's obligation to show.

Arriving at Nurse Naught's clinic at 0730 this morning I merely had to wait 10 minutes for him and his child bride to come out for the 90 minute jaunt to Loriella. Upon arrival Nurse Naught busys himself with ordering us lunch while I go out and warm up. He wasn't feeling particularly confident today as he believes he might be experiencing the onset of pneumonia. This vs. my listless attitude towards playing a sanctioned event made this an interesting showdown. The wind today was howling at 40 mph during the first round. Pre kick-off I met one of my fans who expressed confidence in a sound drubbing for Nurse Naught.

So off we go to round one. I felt like I was playing pretty well in the coveted Advanced Masters ;) field and handled the wind pretty well. I would get occasional glimpses of Nurse Naught around the course or hear him attempting to get some distance on a drive with his patented grunt that sounds similar to someone who has eaten to much cheese and is a little backed up. Scores after the first round:

<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero: </font> 59
<font color="green"> Nurse Naught: </font> 61

Regular readers will note that Nurse Naught has never defeated me when trailing after the first round.

At lunch Nurse Naught procured each of us a box of girl scout cookies, and then embarassed himself when the ice cream truck rolled into the park, as he managed to out run the herd of children from the adjacent playground to be first in line. To his credit he didn't actually throw any elbows. I find myself in second place one shot behind our lame division's leaders with Nurse Naught carded one group behind us with some of the common folk.

Round two saw some slightly better wind conditions, but from the longer tees and some longer basket positions things got interesting. My most entertaining shot was on hole #12 where my second shot found me 30' from the basket with a maze of scrub trees between me and my three. I took the Pro Rhyno and did a severe hyzer shot simply trying to get through the trees, but it banged into the top of the Discatcher chastity belt, shot straight up, and then came down through the top to nestle into the chains! I was able to hear Nurse Naught bellowing his way around the course on the hole(s) ahead of me with several:


Oh no!




Crap!




Goddamnit!



so I figured my steady play was going to stand up. With two holes to go I close to within two of the division leader (by going 3 to his 6), but we both have good drives on the last hole leaving me no chance to garner the win. I actually botched a 10'er on that hole for my three costing me dearly. Scores from the second round:

<font color="green"> Nurse Naught: </font> 69 (130)
<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero:</font> 71 (130)

I was stunned to see that Nurse Naught was able to rally and snatch a tie from the jaws of defeat. I was convinced that he would come in with a mid 70's score like the other half of the lead card, and as it turned out the rest of his card. While the 10' debacle at the end might be considered the death blow for my victory, I lay it squarely at the feet of hole #3 where I took a six in the first round (from the short tee!) and then a five in the second round from the long tee. It's a long tunnel shot that is perhaps 10' wide and played 263' and 377' today. Both times I tried to drive the Champion Rhyno down this mother, and both times I kicked into the leftside woods forcing me to do a turnover into the next open fairway and then jam my way back in. Obviously this was less than successful. I lost the tourney and the Round VI win on that hole.

Standings after six events:

<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero: </font> 3
<font color="green"> Nurse Naught: </font> 2
<font color="purple"> Ties: </font> 1

Next event is most likely the Nomads Z Tour this Saturday. Though Nurse Naught is on his way to Patient First this evening to confirm his self diagnosis, so he might be out of action come Saturday.

I think the confidence of hack and his fans was shaken yesterday after i managed to avoid a defeat before being forced to go for medical attention later that evening.

feeling ill i also rushed out of there and almost gave hawk the technical win, but i was able to contact the TD and straighten out the scores. i would have felt worse for my cardmates if my illness and stupidity had caused them trouble, but luckily it all worked out. i'm sure hawk will get on railing about scoring inconsistencies and such, but i suggest to his fans that the real trouble is an inability to perform consistently and win. hawk barely held me off yesterday and has only beaten me at 2 ice bowl and a ratings based event played on a hard coating of ice. assuming i cam post this weekend, expect a win for the dr of love.

BTW, actual pickup line laid down by Hawk at the Hooter's afterwards:

waitress: you sure are using alot of sugar in your tea. Should i just bring the whole box?

Hack: the only sugar i need is you, Honey.

waitress: awww(in a patronizing, that's nice sir, tone.)

69 was a good second round yesterday Dr. Evil. Maybe infection/virus is a good strategy for you.

Excuse me but let's be clear about what you revealed to me this afternoon.

1. You never turned in your groups second round scorecard.

2. The TD or other official running the event never confirmed the scores thus certifying your comeback.

3. 804.03 F.
All players are responsible for returning their scorecards within 25 minutes after completion of the round. Failure to do so shall result in the assessment of two penalty throws, without warning, to each player listed on the late scorecard.



4. You have yet to turn in the scorecard in question, and certainly didn't make your paniced call within 25 minutes.

Sounds like this tie is rather dubious. Curious how this all happened. Hmmm....

luckily the TD made a ruling due to the circumstances and allowed the scores to be relayed over the phone. i believe the TD's ruling would be final, but i could be mistaken.many of the shoulds having been replaced by shalls make it unclear if the td has final say. i will accept the td's judgement regardless.

obviously i made a mistake. if you are desperate enough for a win, go ahead and count it. i will beat you anway. having tied you while seriously ill has confirmed my suspicions that you got lucky a few times, but overall I will be able to beat you.

After that round, your signature should read:


Hawk is a better player than me.

and better at curling and ice skating.

And following the rules.

i wouldn't say he was better at following the rules. i'm sure you have never violated the rules yourself there mr. wilson. no foot faults. always throw within 30 seconds...whatever. we both know that nobody is perfect.
i obviously made a mistake and didn't turn in my card. i am following the rules by reporting my mistake to both the td and hawk. i think yourrepresentation of me as someone who doesn't follow the rules isn't well thought out.

upon further consideration since my card was never turned in it wasn't actually late, so there is no 2 stroke penalty. rather it is a dnf. since hawk rather explicitly spells out it is "Head to head finishes in the same division during 2007." and i didn't technically finish, this weekend results in a no contest, but still a moral victtory on my part. especially since hawk has failed to clearly spell out specific terms of the bet in detail that now cost him his victory on a technicality he so deeply desires.

hawk, i await your response as to where in your original post you spell out what happens if one of us does not finish. too bad, better luck next time. ;)

I'm confused. If the Doc went to the Doc after the round (and was in such a hurry he didn't turn in his card), than how did you guys go to Hooters afterwards? The public wants to know.

Clearly a DNF would be a loss. I don't think anyone in a sporting competition (admittedly disc golf only marginally qualifies) would say that an opponent who starts a competition, but doesn't finish it did anything other than lose. Therefore if you DNF for not submitting your scorecard that would clearly be a loss. Obviously you will skate by on the old "The TD has final say" out which again proves how bogus all of this is, and that the rulebook means nothing. Stab your opponent to take the lead? No problem if the TD is cool with it.

The other interesting point is while Nurse Naught claims to have been to delirious with his cold to remember to turn in this apparently tainted scorecard, he did manage to remember to go back to tourney HQ after we were all loaded up in the minivan of shame ready to roll out to claim his complimentary 1080 disc for "winning" his second round card. Hmmm...

Wasn't it about this time last season that Nurse Naught developed that toothache that kept him from competing in an event or two? Hmmm...

The other real question is what kind of chance do I possibly have to win in the Nomads Z Tour when he is the TD? Talking about pointless efforts!

To answer Bigs query, we rolled out of Loriella as soon as Nurse Naught staggered out of the woods with the "tie." Except for when he, as mentioned above, went back for his free disc. We hit a Spotsy Hooters which was packed and smoke filled, so we then went back to Maryland and the Hooters near his free clinic in Laurel. Back to the free clinic, and then I departed, and Nurse Naught and his moll went to get their dogs from the sitters. It was after the dog run that Nurse Naught went to Patient First for a baby aspirin. I think it was at this point that the "missing" scorecard was "discovered." A call was made, and collusion ensued.

Was there ever any doubt that this thread would be awash in controversy again?

Ok, then, how about this:

Hawk is a better player than me.

and better at curling and ice skating.

And turning in scorecards within the time allotted by the rules.

The irony here being that I actually did turn in the scorecard for my group after round two even though I was third on the card to start the round. The card winner Mr. Shattuck had to go move some baskets back into casual round positions, and Mr. Henry the head of the card going into the round was disinterested in the score after his less than satisfying performance in the second round.

The major flaw in Nurse Naught's


If you DNF if not's a finish



theory is that whichever one of us is losing late in the second round can simply not complete the round to avoid the loss. We'll never get any results with that kind of thinking.

If you DNF if not's a finish



theory is that whichever one of us is losing late in the second round can simply not complete the round to avoid the loss. We'll never get any results with that kind of thinking.



I had the same thought. Did that actually have to specified in the language when the bet was made? If so, that's totally weak. Are we gentlemen here or what?

If you DNF if not's a finish



theory is that whichever one of us is losing late in the second round can simply not complete the round to avoid the loss. We'll never get any results with that kind of thinking.



I had the same thought. Did that actually have to specified in the language when the bet was made? If so, that's totally weak. Are we gentlemen here or what?



Not sure about Nurse Naught with regards to that since he's apparently willing to bail on anything other than a ten stroke lead with five holes to go.

The only way this kind of thing should be settled is via the will of the mob. Someone should start a poll.

This (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=663018&Main=661067#Post663018) just in!

<font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero's </font> win streak stretches to three in a row as Nurse Naught drags himself and three innocent bystanders down. We've now had six events and two score card "incidents" involving Nurse Naught.

Druid Hill Crack Bowl: My score is mysteriously misadded. Note: Nurse Naught bogarts the card for the entire round.

Loriella: Nurse Naught's second round card never submitted to tourney HQ.

Hmmm...

Current bet standings:
<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero: </font> 4
<font color="green"> Nurse Naught: </font> 2

Nothing like a little controversy to spice up a rivalry. To bad, because Loriella had all the makings to be a big day for Dr. Evil (ice cream truck, girl scout cookies, and a good 2nd round score).

We're not sure at this point if Nurse Naught is going to play but it's time again to gauge (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=663076&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&fpart=1) the fans feelings.

Proposed new avatar for Nurse Naught.

http://hostilewitness.com/images/snidely-whiplash.jpg

Lest we all think this new behavior by Nurse Naught, let us remember how Dr. Cheat dupped me at a previous doubles event ran by our Hero.

Good point. I'd forgotten about that one; though technically that wasn't so much a scorecard scandal as him misleading you with bad doubles rules information. It clearly is part of a pattern of behavior though.

It appears that Nurse Naught is going to have to sit out this weekends tourney as he continues to recover from the rare Bolivian STD he somehow picked up eating lunch last week.

Update:


i'm actually feeling much better today. might even play a round or two tommorrow.
Nurse Naught
Today on the Nomads bored.



Hmmm...trying to fly under the radar. Is win #5 26 hours away?

could be, hide his score card.

or if you are on my card make sure you know where it is at the end of the round. my last group paid the price! ;)

of course, being the td and non-pdga, i will rule as i see fit, especially if it gives me a win over hawk! :cool:

There we go the TTruth comes out.

Nurse Naught left me a voicemail tonight pulling out of the event. Being an idiot he would have played tomorrow, but I think Mrs. Evil talked some sense into him. He will be caddying for me, but I'm waiving the usual bikini top uniform for the benefit of all of us.

"All I need is a Roc and a Rhyno. Anywhere...anytime." Hawk


so i am assuming you are going with just 2 discs the rest of the way?

"All I need is a Roc and a Rhyno. Anywhere...anytime." Hawk


so i am assuming you are going with just 2 discs the rest of the way?



So you're saying that if you keep your drivers and I shelve the TeeBirds you think you can make this thing competitive?

no, just quoting your own words.

no



So you're saying that you can't compete even with you having drivers and me going midrange/putter? Good to see you are beginning to face reality.

i will compete regardless of what discs you use. as soon as i can freakin breathe again

i will compete...



Is not the same as I can compete. I will means futile flailing around, whereas I can implies the ability to make a match of it. I appreciate your vow to press on as you go through the motions.

we shall see, we shall see. let me heal up and i'll get back to taking you out.

we shall see, we shall see. let me heal up and i'll get back to <font color="red"> taking you out </font> .



I appreciate your interest in dating me.

In related Nurse Naught news he's reached a new low:


let's play rockburn this weekend. i should be healed up enough to crush you!
-Nurse Naught
3-13-07



This "menacing" post from the Nomads bored is directed at a player I outshot by 19 strokes last weekend! Next Nurse Naught issues challenges to the 9-12 year old set.

Looks like Round VII is on...that is until he tries to beat some 750ish player and reinjures himself.

oh, i'm sure i'll be better by the druid 45 and able to climb back in this thing. i almost took you at loriella using only one lung!

oh, i'm sure i'll be better by the druid 45 and able to climb back in this thing. i almost took you at loriella using only one lung!



almost is the key word in this sentence.

well, it was a tie if i just turn in the stupid scorecards. and functioning on only one lung, i still managed to tie your disc golf goober during regulation play. unless he can consistently play like he did at seneca and calvert, both open courses i might add, he is doomed to failure again.

I love how Seneca, an infamous roller course, becomes wide open when I do well there. I guess those x-holes, cross country holes, and blue course at Codorus is wide open as well.

we shall see. we'll see how you fare at the va open...and druid before that, though druid is mostly open.

I love how Seneca, an infamous roller course, becomes wide open when I do well there.



Yea, seriously. Seneca is about the polar opposite of a wide open course. :confused:

come on. seneca is mostly wide open. try paw paw for some tight fairways...

Are you going to keep naming courses I've defeated you at?

Ten days away from you having a chance to avenge your loss earlier this season at Codorus. Back then it was too cold and windy for you. What circumstantial excuses have you cobbled together so far for this upcoming defeat?

i will always have the fallback "lung infection" for the rest of the year. so the bet has essentially fallen into the win-win category for me. if i lose, i was supposed to since i had medical problems.

A possible reference (http://www.excuselist.com/) for Dr. Evil. :D

A possible future Dr. Evil excuse:

Dr Evil : I have an acute case of anal glaucoma.
Hawk : What?
Dr Evil : I can't see my arse beating you today.

i will always have the fallback "lung infection" for the rest of the year. so the bet has essentially fallen into the win-win category for me. if i lose, i was supposed to since i had medical problems.



1. We knew going in that you couldn't hang for a whole year based on your track record and overall physical "fitness."

2. Then throw in the towel now, and end this misery.

could this be the resumption of Hawk vs, Evil? Was last time a fluke in the blustery conditions? will Hawk's superior D be more of an advantage in the openess of the red course, or will my technical skills be more benefit in the x and cc holes?

come on out and find out! I might even be there.
- Nurse Naught
From the minor league hymen bored today.



Technical skills? I guess you mean your ability to install web browsers, because this certainly couldn't be disc related.

Also what type of idiot hypes an appearance and ends the hype with saying "I might be there?"

you wish i would throw in the towel. pretty confident aren't we?

just imagine how embarrasing it will be to lose to me, especially overall.

besides, it's worth hanging in there to see you have to deal with the pdga for a few more months.

Your performance indicates that you have thrown in the towel.

your demeanor indicates you wish i did so you won't have to suffer the embarassment of losing to me.

You're confusing my shame of being a quasi active part of The Association with my annoyance of dispatching you.

I believe I was a the last Z Tour event ready to beat you down, and I'll be at the next Z Tier in 10 days. Where will you be? Oh yeah; hiding under you bed like a seven year old, hoping the inevitable doesn't come crashing out of your closet to devour you.

are you purposely getting behind just to make it all the more difficult for Hawk to take when you end up triumphant come year's end and he has to suffer the public shame of defeat once again? :eek: :D

exactly! i'm lulling him into a false sense of security. which isn't hard with his enormous ego. ;)

Nurse Naught left me a voicemail last night. Based on how winded he sounded over the course of three sentences I'm betting that he may not play for months, and has probably lost the 1% chance he had of winning this thing. Seems like a lifetime of fast food has finally caught up to The Load.

Nurse Naught called me this evening and announced that it's game on Saturday at Codorus. Round VII a.k.a. <font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero's </font> fifth win.

What say you? (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=670463&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=31&fpart=1)

In a related Codorus matter, Nurse Naught is busily arranging side bets for Codorus against sub 900 rated players. :o

In a bet related matter, Hawk calls me nearly every day asking if i'm going to concede. I think deep down he is afraid that he can't win the bet the old fashioned way. Likely his inconsistency will doom him to another close loss this year just like last year.

Again you mistake my compassion for weakness. Like many great religious leaders through time I often am misperceived this way. I'm merely thinking about you. I'm 17-8-1 against you since January 2006. I don't see the point in continuing to drag you through this swamp of misery when you can just walk away instead of taking this constant pounding over the next couple of months. Due to your inability to make three events in a row, we could be looking at July before I put the final bullet in you with win #8.

last year is last year. this year it is 4-2 with one of your "wins" being a tie that turned into a win with a post round penalty for forgetting to turn in the scorecard. otherwise we are still 3-2. i think you are dreaming if you think you can sweep me out from here on. it's more likely i will make a comeback starting this weekend en route to the overall win.

I look forward to your continued whining about how:


If I weren't an idiot I'd only be down one...



the rest of the bet. The reality is you are down 4-2, and your poor play coupled with your ability to find creative ways to sabotage yourself and innocent bystanders (disc collateral damage) makes it difficult to see you making a match of this. Good luck though. I'm sure the fans enjoy your blundering.

Hawk is a better player than me.

and better at curling and ice skating.




And by the way shouldn't you update your "pithy" editorial comment regarding your bet standing? The winter reference is two losses ago. Perhaps something like some of the fans suggested would be in order:

Hawk is a better player than me...

and better at turning his scorecard in.

and better at playing hurt and delirious.

and better at making excuses for his losses.

Etc.

17- 8- 1


can it be any more clear who is the superior player?

yet, i won the bet last year, luke.

does that make it clearer for you?

i admit, hawk is killing me head to head over the last year, but this year it is 4-2 and we'll see how it goes from here. i should get blown out. he drives farther, me can midrange farther. he can putt better than me. he's in much better condition physically. if he doesn't win it will be an embarrassment to all his fans. and likely they will kick hiim out of his gym! :D

Much like your claim that Seneca is wide open; this who drives further is open to debate. I remember going to the field behind a school one time and over many throws you seemed to be consistently further. You are certainly the better putter when we compare your best vs. my best. I'm the smarter player. I've been in better shape the whole time you've known me. If your body was a house it would have been condemned long ago.

1330 Today-
Hawk: Disc Golf Terrorist
Nurse Naught: What are you doing?
H: I'm at work so I'm ummmm working.
NN: Yeah...I left work early.
H: Okay...it is nice out today. 70ish.
NN: [mumble mumble] Talk to you later.

1708 Today-
NN Voicemail: If you'd like to leave a message...
H: Hey loser I figure you took today off to go out and see how badly you currently suck. How's the practice session at Rockburn going or are you waiting to hit TNT in the city?

1805 Today:
H: Disc Golf Rebel.
NN:[wheezing into the phone] You are in for a big surprise Saturday loser. I'm predicting a 10 stroke victory after what I did today at Rockburn.
H: Really?
NN: Oh yeah.
H: Looking forward to the competition.
NN: Yeah well you suck.
H: That's the best smack you've got?
NN: Uh...yeah.
H: Okay prepare to lose in 48 hours.
NN: Yeah whatever.
H: Look I'm at the gym, gotta head in the posse is waiting for me.
NN: You guys are fags.
H: I know where you live.
NN: Good point. Nevermind.
H: Later.
NN: I'm going to win...I can feel it.
H: That's probably a heart attack.
NN: Could be. Better check that out.

In an interesting sidenote Nurse Naught has proposed that after his beating, I mean the tourney, that we roll into a nearby dining establishment. (http://hooters.know-where.com/hooters/cgi/site?site=209&address=) What's the over under on hot babes here? Stand by for amusing anecdotes.

What's the over under on hot babes here?


2.....and I'm taking the under.

In an interesting sidenote Nurse Naught has proposed that after his beating, I mean the tourney, that we roll into a nearby dining establishment. (http://hooters.know-where.com/hooters/cgi/site?site=209&address=) What's the over under on hot babes here?



You guys are playing disc golf at Codorus in Hanover, PA, and even though you live near Baltimore and more than an hour south of the course, you're gonna drive north 45 minutes out of your way to York, PA just so you can go to a Hooters? :confused:

actually it's only about 15 minutes to the hooters if you go the back way. and also we need to run up to dover to pick up my wife at her friends house in dover which is 5 minutes from the hooters. counting both ways, it's more like 30 minutes extra. and we get to test an entirely new hooters. not that it could possibly live up to towson. nothing beats a hooters in a college town!


and BTW. even though i am still feeling the after effects of my illness, i will edge out an embarrassing victory over hawk AND turn my card in correctly! :p

In an interesting sidenote Nurse Naught has proposed that after his beating, I mean the tourney, that we roll into a nearby dining establishment. (http://hooters.know-where.com/hooters/cgi/site?site=209&address=) What's the over under on hot babes here?



You guys are playing disc golf at Codorus in Hanover, PA, and even though you live near Baltimore and more than an hour south of the course, you're gonna drive north 45 minutes out of your way to York, PA just so you can go to a Hooters? :confused:



We're Nomads. That's what we do.

and BTW. even though i am still feeling the after effects of my illness, i will edge out an embarrassing victory over hawk AND turn my card in correctly! :p



Like anyone is going to let you keep score ever again. Besides it's a Z-Tier so you could probably mail the card in a week later, after you've had a chance to work some eraser magic, and no one would say boo.

2 I got the over

How low will Nurse Naught go?

He's accepted a bet from a Nomad newbie for $10 tomorrow sporting the young lad 10 strokes. Now I defeated the rookie in question by 23 strokes or so at the recent Z Tour! Is Nurse Naught completely throwing in the towel here, or is he just a complete dirtbag? You make the call.

Dateline 3-24-07

HANOVER PA:

On a day with many storylines, the big question was whether Hawk would take advantage of a recovering Dr. Evil and move one step closer to victory? Or would Dr. Evil give Hawk a little "Bad Medicine"?

Waking up to a steady rain, i commented to my wife that even with my illness, i felt ok, and i thought that hawk's limited rain skills would play into my hand. How prophetic this would be!
In the meeting before the round, the TD asked who wanted to play the muddy am tees and who would rather play the mostly better pro tees. I voted am, but only 4 of us did. Hawk got his wish as the long tees usually play into his distance advantage.
First round saw us paired on the same card with a local (Bill?). Jokingly I mentioned to bill how many times i had hit this branch which sticks out into the fairway of 10 from the long tee. Bill execuites a great turnover drive and then hawk slams right into the branch and plows 40 feet left into the brush. i rip a roller but it's a bit left and clips a tree halfway up the fairway and stops. i execute the up and down for the three while hawk valiantly gets up near the basket in 3 but misses the putt and takes the 5. i proceed to pile up a decent 5 or 6 stroke lead through the first 4-6 holes, but hawk starts closing and my low putting combined with an inexplicable ability to approach left me a stroke behind at the end of the first round. ouch! luckily the rain had stopped about 6 holes into the round and it wasn't raining as it ended.
during halftime i ate lunch to hawk's boasts about how i had never recovered for a win after being reeled in. i doubted the factual basis of this statement, especially considering "the druid incident", but allowed him to bask in his self-confidence.

round 1
hack - 64
evil - 65

to start the second round hawk again stumbled out of the gate 5-4 to my 3-3. i continued to pick up strokes, with a memorable doink and roll for a 6 to my 3 on one hole. as we arrived out at the open part of the course with me leading by 5 or 6 strokes, hawk came to the realization that strokes were going to be hard to make up on such open holes. he put up a valiant attempt at "doug flutieing" the rest of the way, but i played solidly and easily held him off for the 5 stroke victory! a little bad medicine for our DG loser i guess!

round 2
hack - 69
evil - 63

totals:
evil - 128
hack - 133

after the round i collected my gas money from my 2 nomad sidebets and proceeded to hooters with hawk after picking up my wife at her friends house. after much consideration our consenus was 3 on the question of how many hot waitresses there were in the YORK HOOTERS.

current standings:
Hawk - 4
Evil - 3

next event should be the druid 45 april 14th. stand by for action.

amusing anecdote #1

Rich after BIll misses a putt and we realize it isn't his normal putt'r but some weirdly dyed disc. i look briefly at the stamp and remark:

"Is that a unicorn?" :D

Rain=bad.

Coming out flat=bad.

Yipping putts from 15' and out=bad.

I entered this event anticipating a weakened adversary and thought I could stroll around the courses for 36 holes and mail it in. As noted things started off badly with me hitting trees and kicking way off course early and often. I attribute this to the reasons above, but also to deviating from my successful formula this season of (if there's a tree within 200' of the tee throw a Roc!) playing smart. I managed to reel Nurse Naught in after a debacle beginning and at lunchtime felt confident.


Okay he's playing better than expected, and showing no signs of after effects of his illness, but I came back and he's never caught me after losing the first round.



Unfortunately the second round starts much like the first and when my acknowledged correct putt strategy on the elevated #2 blue basket blew up and rolled OB for a brutal three stroke swing on one hole what has now become known as The Druid Syndrome set in. The Druid Syndrome is the ability to reel the big fish in once, but if he gets back off the deck before you gaff him, he can't be reeled in a second time. I made one last move on the wooded part of the course, but as we moved onto the red course to play the less dangerous (OB wise) back nine I stood on the tee to #17 waiting for an adjoining hole to putt out and swept my gaze across the essentially wide open fields below that were coming up and thought:


Sure I can out drive him 20'-40' on these, but he'll just up and in for threes. How many of these can I park and deuce considering all my putts are going left, and I need to be about 2' away to convert?



The drive on #17 went about 50' of the tee low and into the ground. The subsequent 250'+ Roc shot landed 2' away, but it's a meaningless three. I did start to outdrive Nurse Naught badly as he claims I can, but not well enough to gain any ground.

Time to get back to business.

Amusing anecdote #2:

On the short (197') uphill 6x Bill whips out an Orc! and hauls away. He ends up out compared to Nurse Naught and myself. He misses the deuce putt, and stomps over to the 20' comeback. I mumble to Rich,


He can miss this...



and he does. A four on that hole leaves one with a very dirty feeling.

Amusing Anecdote #3:

Nurse Naught lays down a roller (he did this more than usual today in the first round) on 16 blue and as the disc lands it hits a root, and shoots straight up about 10' in the air, lands and starts to curl left and back towards the tee.

Unfortunately the second round starts much like the first and when my acknowledged correct putt strategy on the elevated #2 blue basket blew up and rolled OB for a brutal three stroke swing



Would calling an unplayable lie perhaps have been a good move ?

I'd have had to make the same scary putt again where running at it from OB was a safer two. Besides I'm not as much of a dirtbag as Paul/Nurse Naught with regards to what is "unplayable." Nurse Naught did suggest that immediately though.

since his disc had rolled out of bounds anyway, there woudl be no need for an unplayable lie. when your disc goes ob you can always rethrow from the previous lie after takign your penalty stroke, just like unplayable lie.

personally i don't think using unplayable lie makes you a dirtbag, it is basically stroke and distance form ball golf. you take a penalty stroke and replay from the previous lie. calling it unplayable is probably a bad idea, though that is one situation where it could be used....

i am one forgotten scorecard away fom a tie here. so after hawk relives the druid debacle in a few weeks this baby will be all tied up and it will be down to best of 7.

Hawk, on the positive side you did manage to beat intermediate grandmaster Jeff Turley who had to play up to our division, so you weren't DFL. ;)

I own Jeff Turley!

I'm be coming out with a renewed vengence on the 14th. I took this last event too lightly.

Besides that's three weeks away. You'll have some new medical malady by then resulting in you having to play with an eye patch, or one of those open toed inflatable foot casts or something.

Amusing Anecdote #4

After i point out a foot fault on the IDGC, but fail to get a second because our other group member is off in his own world, Hawk calls a foot fault on me on the next hole:
HC: Foot Fault!
Evil: i second, you're right(of course my shot also sucked)
HC: actually i was just kidding..
Evil: I wasn't, you called it and i seconded it per the rules.
HC: Rules? This is a Z tier, there are no rules!
Evil: actually there are doofus, what do you think we are doing out here?
HC: uh, well, I was just pointing it out, not making a call.
Evil: Whatever, next time if you make a call and it is seconded I'm throwing again.
HC: but i wasn't making a call....and this is a z tier....
Evil: ...... :p

Amusing Anecdote #5

At the hooters after the round there were these weird local guys dressed like some loser english band in the 90's. I'm sure they thought they were cool. one guy even was wearing a blazer with his jeans and had his glasses on the back of his head. Anyway, thinking it would be funny I tell the waitress that i think that is Oasis over at that other table and she should ask for an autograph.
Waitress: Who?
Hawk: A third rate english band.
Waitress: who?
Hawk: Green Day
Waitress: oh, i know who they are!
Hawk: .... :p

Amusing Anecdote #4

After i point out a foot fault on the IDGC, but fail to get a second because our other group member is off in his own world, Hawk calls a foot fault on me on the next hole:
HC: Foot Fault!
Evil: i second, you're right(of course my shot also sucked)
HC: actually i was just kidding..
Evil: I wasn't, you called it and i seconded it per the rules.
HC: Rules? This is a Z tier, there are no rules!
Evil: actually there are doofus, what do you think we are doing out here?
HC: uh, well, I was just pointing it out, not making a call.
Evil: Whatever, next time if you make a call and it is seconded I'm throwing again.
HC: but i wasn't making a call....and this is a z tier....
Evil: ...... :p



Actually it went something like this...
I'm jammed up against some tree/brush action on my left after my second "shot" about 100' out. I make a fantastic third shot to land 3' from the pin. Upon witnessing this greatness the following ensues:

NN: Dude you totally foot faulted on that.
YDGH: ?
NN: Your foot landed a good six inches to the right.
YDGH: Really now?
NN: Totally. [starts calling to our third Bill who is already 50' up the fairway] Bill you saw that right?
B: No I'm over here pondering my own misery and sporting fate.
YDGH: Looks like you're out of luck loser.
NN: [continues to mutter to Bill as he slumps up the fairway behind him]

Next hole:
Scene: The infamous roller that lands on somethings and shoots 10'+ in the air then rolls left and back. NN, shockingly, is out and stumbles up and let's loose with his "power" grip resulting in his plant foot landing left and forward of his disc. The resulting shot is less than desirable.

YDGH: You missed the mark there Cowboy.
NN: I second that. I'm rethrowing.
YDGH: No you're not.
NN: Why not?
YDGH: I'm not calling it.
[Bill is again ahead of us and oblivious to this interplay]
NN: You just did. You can't call it and retract it!
YDGH: I didn't call it, I merely pointed it out. Subtle difference.
NN: That's #$*&amp;$!. You can't call it and retract it.
YDGH: I didn't and besides why not?
NN: It's the rules.
YDGH: What rules?
NN: The PDGA rules.
YDGH: [smirking openly] Like that matters...here? It's a z-tier. Players are using hubcaps as minis.
NN: The TD said all PDGA rules apply.
YDGH: He said that when.
NN: ummm...at the players meeting?
YDGH: Really, now?
NN: Well I'm rethrowing the next time you call that.
YDGH: You're announcing your intentions to foot fault repeatedly the rest of the round?

Amusing Anecdote #6:

With about five holes to go I'm totally out of it. I've just gone OB on a Doug Flutie approach.

YDGH: Okay I'm out of here.
NN: What do you mean?
YDGH: I'm going to DNF as you suggested you did at Loriella so this doesn't count.
NN: Oh no we agreed that can't be done.
YDGH: I don't think we agreed so much as you got shamed after receiving great heckling from the masses.
NN: Yeah whatever.

Amusing Anecdote #7:

The aforementioned Mr. Turley has lost his keys prior to the start of the second round. The three of us have conducted a grid like search of his recent wanderings to no avail. We tee off and continue to search as we mosey down the fairway.

NN: [standing in some light rough] Hey Jeff I've got them right here.
JT: Thank you bro. Whew that's a huge relief.
[NN still standing stoically next to the found keys]
YDGH: You could pick them up #$*&$! it's not a disc in play.
NN: Uhhhhh....

actually i wasn't right next to them. they were 15-20 feet away in the thicket. which i didn't want to walk into after picking a tick off my head at the break.

oh yeah and you forgot the part where i mentioned that if you had any integrity you would second the call on yourself for that blatant foot fault. :eek:

Amusing Anecdote #8:

We're sitting in the NN mobile eating lunch. He's just returned with soup that he somehow managed to procure out of nowhere in the middle of a state park. How does he always find food? We're chatting and I glance over and a good sized tick is clambering across his bald sweaty head.

H: There's a tick clambering across your bald sweaty head.
NN: [laughs] Yeah right.
H: No seriously.
NN: Well get it.
H: I'm eating here, I'm not touching your bald sweaty head.
NN: [grunts and positions himself in the rearview mirror and removes the tick] This is good soup.

I plucked another one off his shoulder after the round, and he reported discovering a third after his post tourney shower. I'm the chick magnet, and he's apparently the tick magnet.

With regards to his ongoing fixation with this alleged foot fault, I never noticed where my foot was post throw as I was watching my follow thru on a flawlessly executed shot.

http://markmetl.com/2day_pix/druid_45.jpg

I've taken notice on the prereg that both Doctor Evil and Hawk Gammon are both competing in the Virginia Open and in the same division.

I'm looking forward to giving some tv coverage to this rivalry.

http://home.comcast.net/~kmcgorry1/wsb/media/550611/site1096.jpg

My attorney will be in touch.

Attorney? Don't you mean your Agent?

www.discgolfmonthly.com (http://www.discgolfmonthly.com)

...his PIMP will get back to you.

I was hoping to keep this simple for you, but if you want to drag the whole staff...
http://www.mistri.co.uk/images/Shine_Head__the_Pimps.jpg
...into this that's fine with me. That's Morty on the left. He's my lawyer. T-Bone in the middle is my pimp. He keeps my girls in line for me. On the right is Lance. He's my agent. Don't let the smiling faces fool you. Each of these men would gut you for $50.

::YAWN::

Patience (http://marylandnomads.com/index.php?topic=123.0) grasshopper. Nurse Naught is only capable of one (maybe two) outings a month.

continued HERE (http://marylandnomads.com/index.php?topic=142.0)

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<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero </font> defeats <font color="green"> 2% </font> to Win 2007 Battle.

By Bob Crane
Saturday, November 17th, 2007

On a cool sunny fall day one athlete and one bloated addict came to rural Virginia in the culmination of a two year battle. HawkGammon was leading this years rematch 8-6 over his "rival" Ocean Master with just one more match needed to be played to reach the agreed upon 15 minimum. Dr. Load had suggested The Grange (http://www.grangediscgolf.com/) as a suitable location as he had never lost to Gammon there in two previous matches. Gammon graciously agreed knowing that the match was pointless, victory was already in hand, and this would be merely a victory lap for his legion of fans. Talk drifted among the attendess over whether Gammon would even compete, or merely walk the course with a putter. Asked before the match his intentions Gammon replied:


The people are here for a show. As an entertainer I'm obligated to give them what they came for...a bloodbath.



Round one was played on the Sunnyside with Gammon playing in the group behind The Load. The Load struggled mightily as he hacked his way through the course collecting a smattering of fives, sixes and sevens. Meanwhile the International Disc Golf Celebrity cruised along gathering deuces like some singers (http://www.jasondunn.com/archive/tomjones/amazing.gif) collect womens underwear. Scores after the first round were:

<font color="red"> YDGH: </font>54 :D
<font color="green"> 2%: </font>68 :o

After easing out to comfortable first round lead Gammon was heard laughing maniacally at halftime like an Association bored member discussing membership dues. Tied for second place among all players regardless of "division" Gammon spent halftime eating lunch, playing Tiki, and text messaging his massage therapist (http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19189.jpg) to arrange a late night session.

Round two on the Darkside was a little tougher for Gammon who stumbled in with a less than stellar effort, but a lack of motivation could certainly have been a factor. Naturally his "opponent" tried to Doug Flutie his way back in to the match in a desperate attempt at some degree of face saving. Unfortunately that was for naught. Scores after round two were:

<font color="red"> YDGH: </font> 70 (124) ;)
<font color="green"> 2%: </font> 74 (142) :mad:

This left Gammon leading 9-6 in the "competition" and the bald and gameless Myers with no chance of victory. After the match Gammon was asked what his record of 21-12-1 over the past two years said about the man known as Dr. Evil. Gammon replied:


Who?

wow Hawk returns and thank goodness! That was a great post!

Way to Hawk. Still a fan and not surprised you prevailed in my home state. How's Dr. Evil's ticker doing these days? Low-calorie Fig Newtons on the menu for him these days? I still remember him limping around Loriella this past March during and after the rounds, but strangely had enough energy to sprint towards the ice cream truck when it arrived.

Your vote counts. (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=781859&amp;Main=780390#Post7 80396)

Okay fans <font color="red">Your Disc Golf Hero </font> is saddling up for the fourth time (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Number=784442&amp;an=0&amp;page=0#Post7 84442) to battle those who want a small sliver of fame.