Live Draft TONIGHT!!!

I'm still trying to figure out how that works? :confused:....Do we just log on at 8:30 and it tells us when it's our turn to pick? This thing could take 3 or 4 hours expecially if there's drinkin going on. ;)....Why don't all you Vince Lam-bar-toes wanna-bes save yourselves some time and just give up now and declare "Furpoochos Furbannos" the winner. :cool:

furdog - log in a little early to make sure your system works - 5 minutes should do the trick. The system will let you know when it's your turn

Be sure to use wise draft strategy, i.e. make sure to load up on your kickers, DEF and TE's early before all the good ones are taken. There usually are plenty of decent QBs and RBs available in the late rounds. Take Donkeypunch for example - he locked up Jason Witten with his first pick last year.

Good luck!

Thanks JP. Your strategy advise sounds good but any type of strategy that uses the word "Wise" in front of it is more than likely to fail. I'm sure that at one time there were great "Wise" men that roamed the earth but through the centurys it has become evident that family inbreeding has caused the intellegence level of such men to drop below that of the average dung beetle. :o

The best strategy that has always worked for me is the "E-nee-Mean-e-Mine-e-Moe" method. :cool:

Thanks JP. Your strategy advise sounds good but any type of strategy that uses the word "Wise" in front of it is more than likely to fail. I'm sure that at one time there were great "Wise" men that roamed the earth but through the centurys it has become evident that family inbreeding has caused the intellegence level of such men to drop below that of the average dung beetle. :o



The best strategy that has always worked for me is the "E-nee-Mean-e-Mine-e-Moe" method. :cool:



SCOTT,
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT MOE IS A MEANIE? AND WHY WOULD YOU CLAIM A MEAN MOE?

Because he isn't WISE enough to do it the right way. :D

Live Draft TONIGHT!!!



Can't wait, I hope everyone attends...there is nothing worse than half of the managers not showing up and making us wait for the timer to expire so we can make our picks. [fingers crossed]

I will have a cold beer(s) by my side enjoying the moment.

if i come by for coldies can we do it from one comp?

What is the default wait time if a manager is not there to pick?

2 minutes? 5 minutes?

I'm ready to get this done and start kickin some donkey butt. :cool:

if i come by for coldies can we do it from one comp?



I'm not sure, but I think so.

Be sure you stay awake long enough to get through the draft. :o

What is the default wait time if a manager is not there to pick?

2 minutes? 5 minutes?

I'm ready to get this done and start kickin some donkey butt. :cool:



I think it's 2 minutes....I'll be back in a sec, going to check right now.

Be sure you stay awake long enough to get through the draft. :o



By 8:30pm I'll already be 3 sheets to the wind. :cool:

At least I'll have the liquid courage to talk a bunch of smack. :D

90 seconds is the time limit.

90 seconds is the time limit.....................................

:D:D:D:D:o


You can't type that fast. :o

8:30 i'm there.

90 seconds?????

I hope you guys don't have "dial-up". :o

you all will be playing for 2nd place, get used to it. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

you all will be playing for 2nd place, get used to it. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif




I think that was Devan's quote to his card just before his round at Haikey. :o:o

you all will be playing for 2nd place, get used to it. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif




I think that was Devan's quote to his card just before his round at Haikey. :o:o



Wise, do you want in? We have one more spot available.

Do it Wise.

Come and get your spankin..... :o

I wouldn't know what to do with it if I had it. :D

Thanks for the offer. ;)

Here kitty....kitty....kitty :o

Wait a minute, maybe I should re-think this. If Furwaterboy is in this, it can't be that difficult.

Can it? :o

He has difficutly winning at picking his nose, let alone a bunch of overpaid players. :o

We need one more team before the draft starts at 830. Hey Dave, it's easy to play and the draft automatically ranks the best players available.

Do you want me to send you the invite?

Go ahead and get in. It's not that hard. Something your wife has been telling you for years. :D

If you don't want to get in then do us all a favor and run by Reiger's house at 8:30 and knock out his electricity. :cool:

If you don't want to get in then do us all a favor and run by Reiger's house at 8:30 and knock out his electricity. :cool:



Sal Fellanto just got in and the league is FINALLY full.

My team has been changed to "Team Slapahoe"

I though Bic Nic would be "Team TournamentHead" :o
Choker...just like the Colts!

Oh hell no!!! I know Mr. 144th in the world didn't just call me a choker! We'll see when it's all over who the real choker is BIATCH!!!

141st Biatch, get it straight. You are goin down!

15 minutes and counting

7 minutes...I can't wait to choose my TE first!

i don't have any kids to blame my last draft pick on it was the beer.

Who was that? Chris Perry? Ummm...his status is...OUT!

Can't wait for Week One! Thong Le...you're goin' down!

out.... he looked on the roster to me then again that could be the beer..... :confused: :confused: :confused: :D:D:D

Nope, effective 08-13, his status is OUT. No big deal though cuz you did get one of the top two QB's in the league!

Cam...YOU ARE GOIN DOWN!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Even with half of my picks. I thought I was gonna get Antonio Gates first for sure and then at least Reggie Wayne, good job asp face!!. :mad::D:mad::D

doh i'm sure i can do some work on the waiver.

Cam...YOU ARE GOIN DOWN!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Even with half of my picks. I thought I was gonna get Antonio Gates first for sure and then at least Reggie Wayne, good job asp face!!. :mad::D:mad::D


Dude, you don't stand a chance. MTL will be the first victim, after that, you guys and gals can just form a line.

So who ended up with the best team?

I did. :cool:

ME!

Did you get the tight end you wanted? :D

Me of course. Actually I've got a little risky with alot of my picks as far as injuries go. But we'll see.

Actually I got drunk and by the time I logged in, the computer had already started picking for me and I couldn't see who was getting what. ....I guess everyone had to wait a full 90 seconds when my turn came. I don't know. :confused:

My team should be in the playoffs unless Connors goes in and changes the point settings in his favor. ;)....But with Reiger poised to call everyone a cheater I don't know if that's going to happen. :D

I got the best team by far. I do accept PayPal for those wanting to go ahead and send me the $$ now. :eek:

Yeah right, Cam.

Man Arresting For Makin' Bathtub Moonshine
Leon Warren, a 64 eyar old creative man, decided to live life to it's fullest when he started ilelgally making his own whisky in Pushmataha County, Oklahoma. According to the State Alcoholic Beverage Laws Enforcement Commission, Warren with running a whiskey still near his home. This wasn't your old grandpappy being remanicent of the good ole prohibition days, it appeared to be a pissin' contest with good old Jack Daniels. Reports show that officials found 120 gallons of finished corn-mash product. Some of these homemade kegs dated back to 1998. They claim it is one of the biggest moonshine operations they can remember...and this is Oklahoma. There is one on every corner. That has to be worth something!

Why is home brewing beer ok but whiskey is not? :confused:

Why is home brewing beer ok but whiskey is not? :confused:



Don't know, but I would not mind trying some of that moonshine :D

Thats like saying "I wouldn't mind bunjee jumping" Or "I wouldn't mind bull riding"...................................

It might be fun at first, but its going to get you and its going to hurt. :D

I'll bet the Arkie guys know where to get some. :cool:....It's probably the # 1 cause of early tooth loss in the entire state. :)

THAT'S FUNNY,wait a minute.THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!But I do know a fella in Logan County /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Wise was right,Catchin the horns of a bottle of shine will make you one hurtin lil Oakie.Better leave the drinkin to us :cool: wussies :D:D:D:D

Ok. The FF trash talk on Yahoo has started. The good thing about Yahoo is that it is all uncensored so you don't have to worry about the word police. Consider everything posted here to be the family version.

So far Connors has only been called a cheater once by the Cableguy. There is a woman manager but fortunately she spends most of her time "off watching boys" at the mall. All we got to do is throw her a credit card and she'll fold the whole season. ;)

Only a few real contenders left. The rest are just a bunch of stoners, alkies, and convicted fellons who will pass out and drool all over their keyboards or have their probation revoked before the playoffs get near. :eek:

This will be the year of the Dog!!!! :cool:

Looks like a call to the Dog Catcher is in order. You won't be running wild for long. :D

Looks like a call to the Dog Catcher is in order. You won't be running wild for long. :D



I think it's ironic Cambagger would even be posting on a FANTASY football thread...that's what an NFL title is for Cam, a fantasy. :D

Oh yeah, by the way...Cam, pick a team!

Don't know you the niners are on the up and up. They will make the playoff again......... in 2030. :D

Niners will be in the Playoffs in 3 years, and will stay there for the following 15. All they lack is an O line, and a few def players.

Looks like a call to the Dog Catcher is in order. You won't be running wild for long. :D



I think it's ironic Cambagger would even be posting on a FANTASY football thread...that's what an NFL title is for Cam, a fantasy. :D

Oh yeah, by the way...Cam, pick a team!



I didn't see you jumping in on this Paul. I guess if your leader isn't smart enough to wear a helmet, the fans aren't smart enough to manage a team, it all makes sense now. :o

At least you always have that Titans bandwagon to fall back on...you already have the jersey ;)

Looks like a call to the Dog Catcher is in order. You won't be running wild for long. :D



I think it's ironic Cambagger would even be posting on a FANTASY football thread...that's what an NFL title is for Cam, a fantasy. :D

Oh yeah, by the way...Cam, pick a team!



I didn't see you jumping in on this Paul. I guess if your leader isn't smart enough to wear a helmet, the fans aren't smart enough to manage a team, it all makes sense now. :o



Sorry, couldn't read all that, our Super Bowl trophy is reflecting too much light :D

Been awhile since you've seen that huh. Lincoln was pres the last time you guys won the SB.
I can't believe you even have anything to say being a Loser Sooner fan. Don't you have something better to do today...like buying alcohol on the southside for underaged kids???? :D

Been awhile since you've seen that huh. Lincoln was pres the last time you guys won the SB.
I can't believe you even have anything to say being a Loser Sooner fan. Don't you have something better to do today...like buying alcohol on the southside for underaged kids???? :D



Last time we won the SB? 4 times in the 1970s...hasn't been THAT long. Pretty sure it was Carter....

We'll see how things go in Norman this year...the way the defense is looking, Thompson shouldn't have to do much besides NOT make mistakes.

You already know I rarely even drive to the southside, bagger...fortunately, I sit here all day in front of the computer, checking to see what you've had to say about YOUR job taking care of other people's lawns :D

Is Schwartz even a Messican name? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Been awhile since you've seen that huh. Lincoln was pres the last time you guys won the SB.
I can't believe you even have anything to say being a Loser Sooner fan. Don't you have something better to do today...like buying alcohol on the southside for underaged kids???? :D



Last time we won the SB? 4 times in the 1970s...hasn't been THAT long. Pretty sure it was Carter....

We'll see how things go in Norman this year...the way the defense is looking, Thompson shouldn't have to do much besides NOT make mistakes.

You already know I rarely even drive to the southside, bagger...fortunately, I sit here all day in front of the computer, checking to see what you've had to say about YOUR job taking care of other people's lawns :D

Is Schwartz even a Messican name? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



It was originally "Shortez" but due to the feds chasing the family, we had it changed. :D

Oh where Oh where is MTL??? He is in for a SUPERTHRASHING week 1. Probably by at least 20pts...I think he has realized :eek:

It was originally "Shortez" but due to the feds chasing the family, we had it changed. :D




LMAO

I have some trash talk....

Who wants some mini golf?????

BRING YOUR MONEY SUCKAS!!!!!!

You can warm up against the 2006 Ladies World Mini Golf Champ Courtney to see if your worthy of a ROYAL mini golf beat down from me....:D


Sincerely, 2006 WORLD MINI GOLF CHAMP
:D:D:D

Congrats on the title!

mini champs
i like that

o and by the way nice job at worlds last week
to the both kev and courtney
crazy to think how well you could both be playing at the moment had you not given up so much of your time for the am's thanks for making tulsa look good

so much for trash talk

jay

Hurry up Football...MTL is in for a first week asp whoopin!

Furdog�s Official Fantasy Football Picks for Week # 1

�Schwags Penetrates� vs �FurPoochosMuffDivers�
Opening Line � Muffdivers by 28 / No penetration here. Poochos may not cover the spread but they ultimately bury the bone for an easy win.

�Juvenile Porcupines� vs �Eddie Vedder�
Opening Line � Vedder by 9 / Could be a close contest here but the �Porcs� will ultimately find that �Vedder� is better as Eddie squeaks out the win.

�Team Slapahoe� vs �MLT�s Stunnas�
Opening Line � Hoes by 10 / This will be the hillbilly game of the week. Look for sister Hoe to send MLT home stunned by his first loss of the season.

��Off Watchin� Boys� vs �DonkeyPunch�
Opening Line � Watchin by 12 / Slightly tougher contest here. If �Watchin� can maintain focus and stay out of the mall, the Donkey goes home �PunchDrunk� at 0-1.

�McAngryPants� vs �Deathby Wavier Wire�
Opening Line � Death by 9 / Upset of the week. Death normally wins here but AngryPants has McDonalds as a corporate sponsor. Look for Death to trip on the five yard line and go home with the �Unhappy Meal�.

�KC� vs �Gang Green�
Opening Line � Even / Hard to pick this one. Two future cellar dwellers fightin it out for some sense of respect. Look for a �KC� masterpiece as �Gang Green� gets amputated.

�Jersey Fins� vs �Colts�
Opening Line � Fins by 9 / Even though the �Fins� are favored to win, the �Colts� normally save their losses for the playoffs. Look for Big Dave to scramble out of the pocket and hit Little Dave in the endzone for a sudden death overtime win.

Furdog out��

I love it!!! Nice work Furdog!

Hey Donkey Punch - Who are you going to beat this week???

:D:D

Well I had one hell of a bad week...only 39 points!! WOW!!! Needless to say I'm making some moves today. Hey Cam, what happened with that whoopin you were going to put on MTL??? :eek:

I got KC next week and his team is pretty tough. Hopefully these moves will get me close. Speaking of moves...Cam grabbed Brandon Jacobs this morning...that is a BIG frikin running back, he's a hard SOB to bring down, I think that was probably a good move.

Yeah I got smashed as well...Man, you totally OWN the transaction board today!

Nice moves big fella!

I've still got 3 players tonight big-choker, -he's got 1. Your sorry asp Colt let me down and scored 1 measley TD.(2 counting Rhodes) Manning chokes under any kind of def pressure. The Colts kinda remind me of the Bills a few years back, no wait a minute...the Bills ACTUALLY MADE it to the superbowl :o
Check your stuff boys and girls, I'm up for some trades, and have proposed some, looking for a RB

Furdog�s Official Fantasy Football Picks for Week # 1

�Schwags Penetrates� vs �FurPoochosMuffDivers�
Opening Line � Muffdivers by 28 / No penetration here. Poochos may not cover the spread but they ultimately bury the bone for an easy win.

<font color="red">Since the other team went home at halftime, this was a cakewalk for the Poochos. </font>

�Juvenile Porcupines� vs �Eddie Vedder�
Opening Line � Vedder by 9 / Could be a close contest here but the �Porcs� will ultimately find that �Vedder� is better as Eddie squeaks out the win.

<font color="red">Surprise victory by the "Porcs" and on top of that they didn't even have to start a QB and RB. </font> :eek:

�Team Slapahoe� vs �MLT�s Stunnas�
Opening Line � Hoes by 10 / This will be the hillbilly game of the week. Look for sister Hoe to send MLT home stunned by his first loss of the season.

<font color="red">This game is entering the final quarter and it looks like the toothless "Ho's" should pull off the victory. </font> /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

��Off Watchin� Boys� vs �DonkeyPunch�
Opening Line � Watchin by 12 / Slightly tougher contest here. If �Watchin� can maintain focus and stay out of the mall, the Donkey goes home �PunchDrunk� at 0-1.

<font color="red">Another game still in the final minutes. Tune into Furcenter at 11. </font>

�McAngryPants� vs �Deathby Wavier Wire�
Opening Line � Death by 9 / Upset of the week. Death normally wins here but AngryPants has McDonalds as a corporate sponsor. Look for Death to trip on the five yard line and go home with the �Unhappy Meal�.

<font color="red">Yes, sportsfans I called it. Shaun Alexander who???...How about a little Culpepper on your limpdog??.. :eek:...Death flames out on the trip wire and one arms it back to the drawing board. </font> :o

�KC� vs �Gang Green�
Opening Line � Even / Hard to pick this one. Two future cellar dwellers fightin it out for some sense of respect. Look for a �KC� masterpiece as �Gang Green� gets amputated.

<font color="red">Did I say masterpiece? Judging the end result....I guess it was!!!! </font> :cool:

�Jersey Fins� vs �Colts�
Opening Line � Fins by 9 / Even though the �Fins� are favored to win, the �Colts� normally save their losses for the playoffs. Look for Big Dave to scramble out of the pocket and hit Little Dave in the endzone for a sudden death overtime win.

<font color="red">Did I say Colts in the OT win??? :confused:...Somebody kick me!!!...Big Nic FACEPLANTS on week 1 and never gets out of his own red zone. </font> :o:D

Thanks Furball...I really appreciate it. Wait until I get these trades and aquisitions done. I'll get better....unlike your disc golf game. :o

Hey don't bring my DG game into it. I threw in the towel on that a long time ago. :D

Thanks Furball...I really appreciate it. Wait until I get these trades and aquisitions done. I'll get better....unlike your disc golf game. :o



Unlike his golf game?! :o

When I saw the leader card yesterday, I thought you were caddying for someone. :D

Thanks Furball...I really appreciate it. Wait until I get these trades and aquisitions done. I'll get better....unlike your disc golf game. :o



Unlike his golf game?! :o

When I saw the leader card yesterday, I thought you were caddying for someone. :D



Yeah....but I wasn't. The way I played I should've been though.

You did good, on the lead card for the final round. Not bad for an almost Master's aged player. :D

Just be like Hutch and hold out until your 39. :o

http://www.stellarmfg.com/img/ph/bagger-lg.jpg

Funny, but I don't get the picture. What is that?

Funny, but I don't get the picture. What is that?




I believe he is bagging sand.

ahhhh...very funny. I don't think so though.

Week one is done, oh the relief. Who ever thought NBA would get that close to me. Next victim please..

Nice win Cam, way to take it to him on Monday Night.

On a side note I would like to congratulate Big Dave on his 39 point showing And ability not to panic by only dropping 4 of his players.

LMAO!!! Panic is right...39 points!!! Gotta make some moves.

What the hell.. is up with our trade Dave?

Thanks for the RB dave. My next match won't be nearly as close. Any bets, I'll give 20pts :eek:

What's up with the point totals for this week? My page says I had 127 pts, but the league page says a diff total???

The league page won't be updated until tomorrow hillbilly. ;)

Thanks Furball.

This week I will be taking a dump on furdogs football field! :eek:

I've been waiting a whole year for this one Cable boy!!!

You might want to put extra plates on your dinner table and invite your relatives over because you will definitely be eating Fur-Logs this weekend. :p :o:cool:

Nice trash talk furball, then lose by 600 pts. Looking to make some trades, check your team for details. Down to 2 undefeated after tonight!

Hey....All I need is 68 points from my defense and kicker and I'm right back in it hillbilly. ;)

I've been waiting a whole year for this one Cable boy!!!

You might want to put extra plates on your dinner table and invite your relatives over because you will definitely be eating Fur-Logs this weekend. :p :o:cool:



So how'd that work out for you? :o

You obviously pick players as well as you play golf.

FurDog rated 812 in Fantasy Football.

After this last weekends loss my record in FF will be 2&amp;1 compared to your 0&amp;3 as a professional DG'er. :o

You do the math. :p :D

Thats 0-2 dumb arse! :mad:

Which is a real record not some Fantasy BS. :o

Hey man I'm 0-3...looking for my first win in week 4 baby!

Thats 0-2 dumb arse! :mad:

Which is a real record not some Fantasy BS. :o



Sorry. I was including this coming weekend at the Twisted Open.

Obviously the realality of your situation is that even at 0-2, you are not bringin home the bacon for your kitchen, and your kitchen right now is fantisizing about a better provider. :cool:

Thats 0-2 dumb arse! :mad:

Which is a real record not some Fantasy BS. :o



Sorry. I was including this coming weekend at the Twisted Open.

Obviously the realality of your situation is that even at 0-2, you are not bringin home the bacon for your kitchen, and your kitchen right now is fantisizing about a better provider. :cool:



http://monstersarcasmrally.typepad.com/monstersarcasmrally/images/doggy_style_1.jpg

Thanks Connors..... :D

I'll see if I can get you a free golf cart to use next year at Chandlerstock. :cool:

By the way.....Screw Jake Reiger!!!.....He has officially been banned. :mad:;) :D

Thanks Connors..... :D

I'll see if I can get you a free golf cart to use next year at Chandlerstock. :cool:

By the way.....Screw Jake Reiger!!!.....He has officially been banned. :mad:;) :D



Good call, Furdog...Screw Jake!

Who's up for a trade?

How bout LJ for Peyton?

How bout Rhodes for A. Smith....also I'm looking for a good running back or reciever for Rex Grossman or Kurt Warner.

BTW...I have a chance of making it only one undefeated team left. I just need 25pts from Dunn &amp; Colston tonight...not out of the realm of possibilty.

Anyways... I guess it could happen, Westbrook (thanks Dave :D) got me 33 yesterday. I'm looking for another RB or WR.

Anyways... I guess it could happen, Westbrook (thanks Dave :D) got me 33 yesterday. I'm looking for another RB or WR.



Take LJ for Peyton!

I'll give you Rhodes AND a Golden Shovel for LJ?

Hey DoucheBag, If the shovel gets me 40 points each week you have a deal!

Depends what end of the shovel you use as to how much enjoyment you get out of it :D
Manning has only had 1 good week so far, hopefully he's due for some more.

2-1 Baby! Look out in Week 4 Big Nic!

Nic you got no shot tonight dunn is 4' nothin and couldn't run his way out of a paper sac. Mike V. will get all the running yards close to the goal because it'll be a blown pass. But keep your LIPS crossed and hope.

Well said T-Dog. Big Nic has gotta be on the glass pipe with the chit he's talkin.

2-1 Baby! Look out in Week 4 Big Nic!



Don't get so excited Melissa, they call him Big Nic because of his mouth :eek:

F both you guys!!! I got screwed by Dillon and Warner, otherwise I would've won. It's not like I got blown away bytches!! This is my 1st time at this fantasy football and I'm just starting to get the hang of it. I will end up winning this thing......BELIEVE IT fatboy and shorty!!!

Oh yeah, and Cam, go ask your old lady why they call me Big Nic :o

Big Nic you might want to get a new QB because Warner is out and Leinart is in for this weekend. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

F both you guys!!! I got screwed by Dillon and Warner, otherwise I would've won. It's not like I got blown away bytches!! This is my 1st time at this fantasy football and I'm just starting to get the hang of it. I will end up winning this thing......BELIEVE IT fatboy and shorty!!!



I'm taking my ball and going home...cry me a river . It's not my fault you took Warner for Westbrook (window licker move of the year). :eek:Maybe you should be the one wearing the helmet and mouthpiece :o

Oh yeah, and Cam, go ask your old lady why they call me Big Nic :o



Ask my wife??? From what I hear, you can't satisfy your own :o, why in the world would you want to try and step to mine?

F both you guys!!! I got screwed by Dillon and Warner, otherwise I would've won. It's not like I got blown away bytches!! This is my 1st time at this fantasy football and I'm just starting to get the hang of it. I will end up winning this thing......BELIEVE IT fatboy and shorty!!!



I'm taking my ball and going home...cry me a river . It's not my fault you took Warner for Westbrook (window licker move of the year). :eek:Maybe you should be the one wearing the helmet and mouthpiece :o



LMFAO!!! window licker move of the year is right. I know....I screwed up BIG TIME!!! Anybody need a good back up QB?? :D

Oh yeah, and Cam, go ask your old lady why they call me Big Nic :o



Ask my wife??? From what I hear, you can't satisfy your own :o, why in the world would you want to try and step to mine?



She stepped to me bro....I just let her see what she was missing. :o

You guys are awesome! Keep it comin!

I already posted this on the league message board...

LAST CALL FOR LEAGUE BET MONEY!

Looks like Jake, myself, MTL and JP are the only ones in contention for the money (all $40 of it!). Even at 0-3 I still have a chance for cash against these jackasses :)

-UNLESS-

If you are down, you outstanding league owners can plan on finding me this week so you can submit your $10 league bet...if you don't want to pay and just play that is fine with me also. But don't come cryin to me when your team is in the semi finals and your not in the money game.

Cutoff will be on Sunday morning.

Bet!

Commish

ALL I GOTTA SAY IS 3-0 BABY!! :D

You're not alone. We go head to head in Wk 8. I'll still be unbeaten then, will you???

Cam made arrangements with me this afternoon...joe rotan is going to cover him this weekend.

Looks like 6 owners have their money in.

Connors. I'll get you the moola this weekend at Mohawk. :cool:

You guys should pay me extra for an undefeated season. :p

DAVE, I just proposed you a trade.

Gomer.....Your day is coming. This last weekend for me was a fluke. Yea, only 44 points on Sunday but then I got 40 more points from my defense and kicker on Monday night to finish with a respectable 88. I'm right behind you with the second highest total points for the season so far and I'm going to cram every one of those up your hillbilly rear in week 10 with my <font color="orange">Golden Shovel </font> :p :D

You send me five bucks now and we'll call it even. ;)

Make sure you look into that bowl before you drink again, I'll be pouring antifreeze in there to keep you warm for the winter. :eek:

The only way your beating me Cam is if I bench all my players. Get ready for the HEAT :D:cool:

Hey, listen everyone. You can still hear me slapping furdog on the culo from last week.

The only way your beating me Cam is if I bench all my players. Get ready for the HEAT :D:cool:



I have a feeling that the kind of heat you're talkin about is BEN-GHEY :oI'll give you props for the music at Worlds, but you don't stand a chance at Fantasy Football. Side bet on final records? :D

I'll save my money for golf but I will bet you a weekend of wholeistic medicine(if you will) for a tourn. near the winner's house. That is the winner gets a free set of christmass trees at a local tourn. That should be fun no matter who wins :D:cool:;)

We miss you Greenway...the TFO this weekend is gonna be jammin!!!

OK here is a list of team owners who have paid/not paid...this will give you guys an idea of how much $$$$ your playing for.

Eddie Vedder - Mike Conners - <font color="red"> PAID </font>

Juvenile porcupines - Jeff Paul - <font color="red"> PAID </font>


MTL's_Stunnas - Robert Leonard - <font color="red"> PAID </font>

Schwags_Penetrates - Aaron Swygert -

DonkeypuncH - Thong Le -

deathby waver wire - Jake Regeir - <font color="red"> PAID </font>

Gang Green - Tom Townsend -

COLTS - Big Dave -

KindCreepers - Keith Conners -

McAngryPants - Travis Greenway -

...off watchin' boys - Melissa Stacye -

FurPoochosMuffdivers - Scott Schumacher -

Team Slapahoe - Cam Schwartz - <font color="red">PAID </font>

Jersey Fins - Sal Fellanto - <font color="red">PAID </font>

As of right now the winner get's $60

Commish,

I'll give you $10 this weekend. You never know, I might win the last 12 games and win it all like I did two years ago. :D

Tom. I'll give you a dollar if you wait until after this weekend to start your win streak. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I will also pay you this weekend MC.

You'll be paying others also. Make sure you go by transfund before the weekend. :D

NOT!!! How about $50 for overall score, you &amp; me?? Huh??? What??? I can't hear ya... :D

BRING IT!!!

NOT!!! How about $50 for overall score, you &amp; me?? Huh??? What??? I can't hear ya... :D

BRING IT!!!



I'll take you up on that Dave.

Tom. I'll give you a dollar if you wait until after this weekend to start your win streak. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Don't worry about Tom and a "streak" The only streak he'll be seeing will be a brown one in his pink panties :o

You stepped in it this time. You're ON!


Its like putting grain on the window sill. You wait and the pigeons come. :D

MC, I'm in too, but I'm going to Vegas this weekend, so I don't know if I'll see you before Sunday. Am I good for it or do ya wanna try to meet up with me sometime before Friday?

I'll be at Mohawk working on the course tomorrow after work...heading to mohawk now to plant hole 14's tee sign, got the hole dug last night.

You stepped in it this time. You're ON!


Its like putting grain on the window sill. You wait and the pigeons come. :D



Wow....Which Dave to bet on???....This is going to be tough because I lost money betting on these guys before. http://www.abbottandcostello.net/image/acmain_7.gif

On top of that, Lil Dave will probably beat them both. :D

It would be best to bet that wise will have some kind of physical ailment during the round and that Dave N will catch a bout of NON-Tournament Tournament Head at sometime during the round.

Bring you #$*&$! over to Tulsa this weekend and you got yourself a bet.

Hey Cam we're talking about Twisted Open this weekend, so if I get it, it will be real tournament head. I have a prediction though...I shoot 162 and Wise shoots 168. Wise pays me $50 .

Go ahead and give me my winnings now (a round trip plane ticket) and I'll be there...actually, make it a one way, I'll ride back with Joe and Kelldog. :D

Cam no action on my bet.

I'll save my money for golf but I will bet you a weekend of wholeistic medicine(if you will) for a tourn. near the winner's house. That is the winner gets a free set of christmass trees at a local tourn. That should be fun no matter who wins :D:cool:;)

I'll save my money for golf but I will bet you a weekend of wholeistic medicine(if you will) for a tourn. near the winner's house. That is the winner gets a free set of christmass trees at a local tourn. That should be fun no matter who wins :D:cool:;)




I don't know the next time I will make it out your way, let alone OK. The odds of us both being there at the same time are about slim to none. You'll just have to settle for a free asp whooping :D

You stepped in it this time. You're ON!


Its like putting grain on the window sill. You wait and the pigeons come. :D



How much of your allowance will you have left after you lose $50 to big Dave?

How about $10 a round with me?

Dang it Jake, I was going to pick up Burress. It made me wait 2 days before I got him and you came in and snagged him up. You will pay this coming weekend.

you are too slow tubby

I tried to get him 2 days ago, but I was down on the list for picking up players off waivers. I'll still lay the whoopin on your team this week, EASILY.

You two are both idiots I droped him because he is gonna be hurt for a while yall have fun! hahaha :D

Yeah I was gonna get him until I saw that.

YOU WASN'T GONNA GET CHIT...HEY LOOK I'M DAN BOUGHER :D

You two are both idiots I droped him because he is gonna be hurt for a while yall have fun! hahaha :D



He will miss NO time... ever hear of a bench? nice drop of a top 10 receiver... Not even on the injury list

You are an Idiot for dropping burress. Sorry.

I'll bet you that 1/2 of the ace pot on our match up this week Jake? :D

no, 1/2 my team is on bye this week, jerk.

Thats no excuse for an asp whoopin. You should have good enough back ups to put in. I tried to trade you a few to help you out, but you didn't want it.

You stepped in it this time. You're ON!


Its like putting grain on the window sill. You wait and the pigeons come. :D



hmmmmmmmmmmmm :D:o:D

Thats okay, it took two of three rounds being your personal best for you to pull it off, so you desreve it :D
$50 well spent, I know it was killing you, knowing you beat me out of $50 while I play skins with Coda for a chance at $700. :D

THANK YOU CODA!

Jake, you'd better hope my guys get shot before the game tonight or it's gonna be a HUGE asp whooping!!!

Hey Cam we're talking about Twisted Open this weekend, so if I get it, it will be real tournament head. I have a prediction though...I shoot 162 and Wise shoots 168. Wise pays me $50 .



Well, what do you think about that prediction? I ended up 162 and you 169. Pretty good huh?? I just over estimated you a little Dave. IN YO FACE!!! :D

You forgot to mention in your little story that two of your three rounds were your personal best.

So, like I said earlier, you earned with rounds like that, pretty **** good for an AM. :o:D;)

What can i say....I guess the prospect of taking your money brings out the best in me. :D

That's good and all Dave, but this here is a FANTASY FOOTBALL thread, and you still SUCK at fantasy football. Good shootin though. :D

Deathby30points got whooped as expected. Next time just give me a bye for the week instead of making my guys waste their energy :o

Hey Cam...Joe never gave me your $10.

Looks like your out on the bet, sorry bro. :o

Hey commish, I forgot to give you my money this weekend too, I still want in even though I'm losing but if you say I'm out then I'm out. Let me know bro.

Mr Crunch. Would you like to go for $10 this weekend? :cool:

Come on!!!......You and I both scored 107 points last weekend. :cool:

WHERE ARE YOUR "CRUNCHBERRIES"????? :o;)

You guys can still get in but I need it soon.

Just remember the top 8 teams go to the playoffs, and once the playoffs start you never know who will squeak out wins. Tom Townsend slipped into the playoffs 2 years ago and won the championship!

Hey Cam...Joe never gave me your $10.

Looks like your out on the bet, sorry bro. :o



Yeah right. You know I'm in.

Send it to my home address so you can get in...your team is too good not to be in on the bet. $10 gets you in, I have a sealable jiffy bag that is waiting for the rest of the league money so I can hand it to the winner at the end of the season.

2455 S. 140th E. Ave.
Tulsa, OK 74134

YOUR ON!!! even though your team on paper looks alot better than mine, I think I have a chance this week. McNabb looked really good last night AGAIN!!! If I lose I'll just be paying you with Wise's money anyway and for some reason I don't think that would bother me too much. :D

SO.... EAT MY CRUNCHBERRIES!!!

Oh yeah, MC....I'll give you Cam's $10 too. I'm sure I will see you sometime this week.

Conners, Big Dave is going to pay you my $10 and get it from Joe when he comes to get his truck here shortly. Dave, don't forget. Thanks.

Conners, Big Dave is going to pay you my $10 and get it from Joe when he comes to get his truck here shortly. Dave, don't forget. Thanks.



I thought Joe left already.

Nope, he is on his way to pick up his truck right now.

Sweet.

somebody give Conners a tampon so he'll stop whining

Whatever dude, you could not handle being a fantasy football commish. There are rules that should not be broken. Like modifying the points system after the draft.

maybe you could modify your record this year :eek: :o:eek: :o:eek: :o Dave's got my $10 for ya bro. Wish you were travelin to USDGC again this year, gonna be a BLAST! I'll get you one of the 2nd run DevilHawks!

Watch MC go down this week on MNF. As long as he doesn't cheat us on the scoring I should pull away with the come from behind victory. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I'm only 1 TD away from my 1st loss, hope D Mason on Baltimore gets food poisoning today :D

Looks like I could be moving into first place. :cool::) :cool::)

How? Did everyone else quit the league? :o

Captain Crunch got soggy and if Camslacker loses tonight I'll be in first place with total points for the season.

Don't worry. I know you don't know what first place feels like. :p

I know what it feels like. Its just like when I say I'm done, now she's all yours. :o

Yep...my whole team had a bad week other than Grossman. Good job furdog....I owe you $10.

Cam, you better hope you pull off the win this week otherwise you are going to lose 2 in a row because I am going to beat you this coming week.

My team sucks.

Yep...my whole team had a bad week other than Grossman. Good job furdog....I owe you $10.

Cam, you better hope you pull off the win this week otherwise you are going to lose 2 in a row because I am going to beat you this coming week.



I'll go a $10 side bet with you on next week if you're so confident. :o

Captain Crunch got soggy and if Camslacker loses tonight I'll be in first place with total points for the season.

Don't worry. I know you don't know what first place feels like. :p



McNabb has definately carried you so far this year, while Manning hasn't been his usual self. How in the hill do the Colts only beat the Titans by 1 pt ???????

Yea. McNabb turned out to be a solid point generator for me so far this year. What's funny is that I missed the live draft and the computer picked him for me. :D

Yep...my whole team had a bad week other than Grossman. Good job furdog....I owe you $10.





Thanks Big Dave. :cool:....I thought our game would have been a little closer. :confused:.....Maybe I'll take that ten bucks and double it by betting on you to win in the next "Battle of the Daves". ;)

You might be able to turn that $10 into quite a bit of money if you do that.

I see you didn't reply on my $10 offer chump /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif If D Mason gets 70 yards or a TD tonight, I LOSE! Hope he falls off the bus and breaks a leg :D:D:D

Nope...Mason only got 45 yards...I was rootin' for ya Tom! Bring it on in Week 6 T-Dogg!

How are you gonna root for Tom??? Don't hate on me Mel...your time will come. :D

My guys look like the BAND playing. I need a revamp of the whole team! :mad:

I see you didn't reply on my $10 offer chump /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D:D:D



Still chicken Little Dave, or I could get you started by calling you " Drunk Dave" LOL remember that chit

My guys look like the BAND playing. I need a revamp of the whole team! :mad:



What up T-Dawwwwwg!!!!

Plaxico had a good game last weekend :o

Plaxico Burress sure is a bust. :D He did miss all that playing time. :confused: Who was the chump that picked him up off of the waver wire?

i'll have to check...i think it was schwaggs or T-Back.

T-Dogg dropped him and cable guy picked him up, snatched him out from under me. :D

You two are both idiots I droped him because he is gonna be hurt for a while yall have fun! hahaha :D



Look who is laughing now sucker!

what are you talking about? CHenry has much better scoring potential that Burress.... I mean Plaxico is hurt right?

/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Conners, you gonna accept my trade or not? I'm looking to unload Rhodes, I think the Colts are going to be using Addai much more here in the near future. I've got another trade offer for someone else.

What will you give me for Vince Young?

I don't need a QB, I need a decent RB. I made you an offer, make me a counter offer.

I only have one decent running back. :(.....Two of my receivers have hamstring problems and I can't count on McNabb for 3 TD's every weekend. :(

I can help you with receivers, but not with RB's

Sorry man. I can't let go of my star running back. You trade was nice but trading my one guy for two would force me to drop someone else. Hopefully my receivers will be healthy by the time the playoffs come around. Vince Young is still a rookie but I'll bet you a dollar that he gets more points this weekend than Jake Plummer. ;)

I'll take that dollar bet, Plummer is playing THE RAIDERS. Even my Niners spanked the Raiders.

Ok. You're on. When I win just credit my account. One dollar is too small to waste a postage stamp on. When we meet in week ten I'll up the wager to 10 dollars and two of my sheep for your toothless sister. ;)

I'll even throw in a dvd of the new Jacka*s movie featuring Dave Wise in his natural state........doing stupid things. :cool:

Deal, which toothless sister do you want? :D

Whichever one looks the least like you. :D

Sorry but we're all related here in the hills ;)

Well Cam...it might end up closer than I thought tonight, I forgot you had Cedric Benson and the Chicago D...Rex needs to have a monster game to ensure my victory and your 1st loss!!

Hey Jake....I've proposed a trade to you.

No way I'll catch ya tonight. Guess it had to come sometime. I surely thought Plummer would do better then he did, then the let down from the rest of the guys, oh well. I think Gates was my high scorer, till my Def plays tonight anyways. Hopefully next week will be better.

Furdog it is on the BATTLE OF THE DOGGS....mabye I won't get wopped by 1 player again this week......darn girls :mad:

Well I can already tell by the way you're trying to hump my leg that you think your going to win. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

After my loss to Connors little brother this weekend, I'm lookin for a new place to bury my bone. :mad:

Open up and say ....Ahhhhh!!!! :D

Does that mean you want to trade me McNabb for Grossman??

Nope....McNabb is going to "Show me the Money"!!!! :D

Well Cam...it might end up closer than I thought tonight, I forgot you had Cedric Benson and the Chicago D...Rex needs to have a monster game to ensure my victory and your 1st loss!!

Hey Jake....I've proposed a trade to you.



You call that a trade? I thought that you were trying to feed me a #$*&$! sandwich.

Cam, how did Cedric Benson treat you on Monday night?

Holy $*@% that was close!! That was the craziest game I've ever seen!! Cedric didn't do anything but the Chicago D scored 2 TD's and Grossman had the worst game I've ever seen a QB have. WOW...I thought for sure I was gonna get up this morning to see that I lost. One point from letting Cam win on his bye week....allowing him to probably go undefeated the rest of the season.......WHEW!!!! :D

Cam, how did Cedric Benson treat you on Monday night?



Probably my worst move of the season, but I wanted a change. If Benson would have gotten 2 pts, I'd have won. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Oh well. I've got a decent team and there are alot o games left.
I actually fell asleep last night and woke up right when AZ's kicker missed the gw field goal. If I were AZ, he would be 86'd, that's the 2nd week in a row he has cost them.

Yeah...if Cedric would've just gotten 6 more yards, we would've tied....UNBELIEVABLE!!

TRADES TRADES TRADES, check your team for trade proposals.

Fudog's Halloween costume. :D

http://www.prankplace.com/images/costumes/supersperm_lrg.jpg

That costume is freaking hilarious.

I got beat by a girl..........and now I have to battle a SUPER NUTTT from FURDOG

I gotta get off here and go do something with my TEAM....Squad.....bunch of dudes...I don't know what this crap is called :D

**** , you got beat by a chick! :o

Hey phaulkers...I'm not just some 'ole ordinary girl...I know my chit!

lol :DI knew I could get something out of you sooner or later. Make me a trade girl :)

You could offer me your entire team, which you pretty much did, and I still wouldn't give you LT. He's my #1 guy! Sorry Cam!

I thought Dave T. was your # 1 guy. :confused: ;)

You could offer me your entire team, which you pretty much did, and I still wouldn't give you LT. He's my #1 guy! Sorry Cam!



How bout Travis Henry? What will you trde for him?

Furball got molllywhopped this week, ouch. Looks like you're now in a DISTANT second. :o

I've never seen a bunch of high-paided whinny WR's as I have this year. Stallworth and Fizgerald with their "hammy" problems is a bunch of crap. They should just take the shot and get out there and play. :mad: .... I don't even think Galloway started and then San Diego's defense gives up 30 points? :confused:...In the mean time McNabb is throwing up on the sidelines and still throws for 3 TDs.

Nice win T-Dog. :p /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif...I didn't even get a chance to get my tail out of the way. :(

All I got to do is make the playoffs and there's plenty of football to go but my schedule is getting tougher every week. :(.....