I wanted to name this thread <font color="red"> GO CARDS </font> but I figured some certain people would rebel and continue using the Dovillio thread to make false statements about their favorite team. So, here is a new thread to talk baseball. C'mon guys...

thanks mel

Come on the other thread is MUCH BETTER

It even has a sweet poll

:D

the drillers beat the travelers
3 in a row looking to take 5

This is for the Commish.

http://www.grandstandsports.com/images/1612.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/cyberclopedia5/nl/cincyreds/sabo_350x225.JPG

Gotta love the sports goggles! :D

The reason he wore those goggles is because he couldn't catch a cold. Too many routine ground balls bouncing off his eyebrows :D

The REDS have been around since 1869 and they have only had 6 players that were worth a **** in order

1. Johnny Bench
2. Pete Rose
3. Joe Morgan
4. Tony Perez
5. Griffey and not Jr
6. Seaver
and maybe Conception

other than that. a bunch of lame-o's

Your just jealous cuz the cubs have never had a masculine nickname like <font color="red">BIG RED MACHINE </font>!!!

Cubbies are for little sissy boys :D

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_TN/0017-0308-1200-2340_TN.jpg

Don't forget about outfielder Champ Summers...he threw right and batted left just like me :D

So now your saying you can go both ways? :o

This is great I know it is a little late but still GREAT.

http://www.angelfire.com/il2/cubssuck/WrigSox.jpg

Hey, Ive been there , and with Kev....... anyway gggggggggggggggggggggggooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo BRAVES ,, Andruw hit 7&8 , chasing that sizzie 1st baseman named albert :D:D:p

The Reds will SMASH the Brewskees tonight!!!

I would take that bet.....You ought to see the pitching matchup before you make those kind of calls

BREW CREW 9
Red stockings 4


BEEEEEEEELIEVE IT! :D

That's a load of Bull...any player who attended Delaware Tech Community College is a **** good ball player.

Dave Williams:
http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/6738.jpg

That's a load of Bull...any player who attended Delaware Tech Community College is a **** good ball player.

Dave Williams:
http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/6738.jpg



This should be his pic in the media guide

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2001/06/08/meat.gif

MEAT!!!! :o

the drillers win four in a row looking for the 5 game sweep

Slack I would love to be down with the Drillers but dropping 4 games to the CARDS kind of ruined it for me.

The Drillers do have a bunch of sticks tho

I don't live in Springfield so I'm down with the drillers!

Dude they are the little CARDS so therefore I HATE!!!! :D

We are TOAST! No more D. Lee until JULY :(

http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com/warehouse/dlee05cos-1.jpg

Couldn't be better timing for CARDS fan :mad:

Excuses are already coming! :o

The leading hitter in the NL is gone, injured for 2 months and thats an excuse?

That's more like reality

:D:D:D

http://www.cubssuckclub.com/images/gallery/Cubs_Spirit.jpg

Kev come on over to the good guys!! :cool:

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:D

That's good stuff, Thong. Betcha wish you could play as well as you talk smack. Your golf game is AM but your smack talking is PRO :D

Are you ready to admit that:
a. Stan Musial was better than Ernie Banks?
[ ] Yes [x] No Ernie(19y).294 512HR 1738RBI Stan(22).312 475HR 1751RBI winner ERNIE!

b. Bob Gibson was better than Fergie Jenkins?
[ ] Yes [x] No Fergie has more wins and K's in a smaller ballpark

c. Ozzie Smith was better than Ryne Sandberg?
[ ] Yes [x] NEVER! Ozzie couldn't hit his weight of .185 Sandberg 84 MVP of the NL Ozzie won MVP never

d. Mark McGwire was better than Sammy Sosa?
[ ] Yes [ ] No [x] They both were on the ROIDS

e. Jack Buck was better than Harry Caray?
[ ] Yes [x] No Which one can call a game the drunkest

f. Tony LaRussa is a managerial genius?
[ ] Yes [x] No You really believe a guy that bats his pitcher 8th is a genius? look up OVERMANAGING in the dictonary and there is a pic of Tony

g. The next Cub century will be no better than the last?
[x] Yes [ ] No We are witing for the 100 year celebration of 2008 to start our dominance.

h. The Ivy on the out field walls is ugly and stupid?
[ ] Yes [x] No I believe you do like green plants

That's a load of Bull...any player who attended Delaware Tech Community College is a **** good ball player.

Dave Williams:
http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/6738.jpg



MC your REDS got over last night but MEAT or Dave Williams got chased after 6 runs in 3 innings.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2001/06/08/meat.gif

2 out of 3. Getting back on track. Cubbies getting back to reality! :eek:

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dam that is funny i am so glad the giants wipped the cards ***** to go to the series so i at least have that

man i wish baseball would bring back roids to the game

Yeah we are going to slide for a few months, we only lost the best 1st baseman in the game for 2 months.

If we are within 7 games when D Lee comes back we will win the division

C'mon, Kev...geez.

C'mon, Kev...geez.



Yup!

I'm seeing no way you are within 7 games!

Yeah cuz the Reds will be in FIRST BY 22 GAMES!!!

Pass the crack pipe, MC!

<font color="blue"> GO ASTROS! </font> ASTROS RULE THE CENTRAL

STANDINGS: It's good to see the Cards and Cubbies looking up at the REDS today...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I like the Stros a he11 of a lot more than I do the **** Cubs and Cardinals.

Cubs fans think they have a chance to win it all every season which they don't.

Cards fans think they know everything about baseball...they call themselves knowledgeable about the game :confused: yeah right, the only thing cards fans know about winning is praying to G*D Pujols stays healthy cuz he is the only reason they win ballgames.

Reds fans on the other hand, we bleed red :D

Your gonna be bleeding soon, Reds pitching staff is about to start blowing up...start getting those minor leaguers ready to come replace the shell shocked Reds bully in about 2 weeeks.


BEEEEELIEVE IT!!! :D

the NL central race will come down to the Cards and Astros again. the Reds and the Cubs will be out of it by mid season. and Cardinal's fans DO know a lot about baseball :cool:

The only cards fans that are knowledgeable about baseball are the ones who were alive when Carl Yestremski (sp?) was playing. Atleast I can spell Jose Rijo. :D

Yaz played for the Red Sawks big fella

you might want to strike that knowledgeable fan comment :o
http://www.vintagecardtraders.org/virtual/64topps/64topps-210.jpg

Don't give the CARDS credit for that STUD!

I think I meant Stan Musial? He is a Cardinal, right?

I can't claim to be knowledgeble about baseball, I have a hard enough time keeping up with the Natti.

I know this much about baseball: fastball, bunt, steal, rubber, K, bean, cup, Sabo, spikes up, trap, one hopper, groupies and slump busters.

There ya go, Stan the WO-MAN was a card :D

I think my brother has his rookie card.

I'll take it if he doesn't want it :D

okay here it goes I'm gonna light this one up.


Today is Tuesday tomorrow is Wednesday!

Thank you and GOOD NIGHT NOW!!

Rack Me! :D

I think you need to ask them again on the Texas States about the QUEENS in the deck of cards.... :D

It�s been a long time since I�ve seen a pitcher break a bat over his knee after striking out!

Yeah I know I was disappointed when there was no answer. Good idear.

It�s been a long time since I�ve seen a pitcher break a bat over his knee after striking out!



How bout the 12k's he had, breaking the bat was great!

Yeah, but after 12 K's, they were STILL losing 3-0.

I think the final score was CUBS 6 - Fish 3

just like last night the red headed step child Matt Murton gets HUGE hits and the CUBS prevail AGAIN!

cmon commish you know more than that about baseball ---

big pops over the right field lights
the triple windmill pitch (only when ahead in the count)
scrounging for ump fees
losing balls in the woods after homers
some loud mouth in the stands (Swygert) berating high school kids
the nemesis, COIN

oh wait... that's ok softball not MLB. Ain't it about time for the Snatchers to mount up?

okay here it goes I'm gonna light this one up.


Today is Tuesday tomorrow is Wednesday!

Thank you and GOOD NIGHT NOW!!

Rack Me! :D



epic

Tune into the CUBS game today and check out our new rookie pitcher Angel Guzman...He's a real FLAME THROWER!

http://www.wwiiremembrance.org/images/Flames.jpg

Not to be confused with most Cardinal pitchers who are FLAMERS! :o

http://www.realistforeningen.no/gallery/v04-03-12-harryaften/.slide_*****_guy.JPG

^^^^^ Krissie Carpenter on the town after a big win. ^^^^^

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!


Tomorrow is thirsty Thursday at the Drillers Game. Hope to see you folks there.

Also F the Cubs!

Here is a poem I found that I thought you guys may enjoy.

The Cubs frickin suck.
I find this to be true.
It makes me sick to see these pricks
Wearing Cubbie Blue.
Wrigley Field's a dump.
Wrigleyville is #$*&$!.
The Sox can take it to the Cubs
Anytime, any day.

The Cubs Suck!
The Cubs Really Suck!
The Cubs Really Really Suck!

Lee is overrated.
Zambrano's an #$*&$!.
Prior can't stay healthy.
Baker passes gas.
Hendry can't run this ***ing (rhymes with shucks) team
to save his pathetic life!
Wood gets injured every year,
and has a trainer for a wife!

The Cubs Suck!
The Cubs Really Suck!
The Cubs Really Really Suck!
(2x)

The Cubbies are sissies.
Their fans are all *** (RHYMES WITH Gags!)
They walk around in Boytown
Dressing up like drags!
The guys dive in troughs!
The chicks are ugly as fu$$!
The Sox are the Champions...
The Cubs just SUCK!!!

The Cubs Suck!
The Cubs Really Suck!
The Cubs Really Really Suck!
The Cubs Suck!
The Cubs Really Suck!
The Cubs Really Really Suck!

I dedicate this poem to all the White Sox fans and Cubs fans everywhere! This one's for you! (EDITED BY THONG LE DUE TO SOME WORDS THAT MAY GET ME BANNED :D)

Sweet daygame today!

The DUKE is gonna LOCK the Cards up today...Cards can't hit hard throwing lefties with sick curve balls...

BUCS WILL WIN TODAY! 4-2

BEEEEELIEVE IT!!!! :D

IZZY!!! :mad::mad::mad:

????JOSE HERNANDEZ????

Oh My!!! ;)

Well Zach Duke is out of the game so you guys still have a chance....he locked you suckas up today. What did I say? 3-3 after 9 was close to the 4-2 prediction....

BEEEEEEEEELIEVE IT! :D:D:D:eek:

uh oh FAT ALBERT is up :(

Ballgame!! Izzy you lucky SOB I still wanna fight him!

you got lucky today :mad:

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060426/capt.motg10304261923.pirates_cardinals_baseball_mo tg103.jpg

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!! :cool:

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060426/capt.cxc10204261730.marlins_cubs_baseball_cxc102.j pg

Aww.

^^^^^^

"Don't worry D. Lee even if you were healthy we'd still kick your Azzzz....." :D

CUBS 4
CARDS 2 when MLB BATTING CHAMP D. Lee was out/ injured

http://www.qhoops.net/common/images/text/headers/scoreboard.gif

Hey a dog that :o fast don't :olong. Plus it is early by the end it will equal itself out.

Watch out for....


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060426/capt.motg10504262005.pirates_cardinals_baseball_mo tg105.jpg

Your favorite player. :D

And here he is scoring!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060426/capt.motg10704262007.pirates_cardinals_baseball_mo tg107.jpg

the smack off is reason enough to call in sick

Jeff in Richmond is a Dork!

Rachel is annoying...

My prediction is Justin in Boise.

This is the year of Terrance from Sierra Madre!!!!
Orin 2nd
Sean the Cablinasian 3rd

No way man Terrence is gonna be the one that could never win it.

If Orin comes as strong as he did with his take against Jeff in Richmond then I see him taking it.

What do Tony Gwynn and I have in common?

http://www.baseball-cards.com/jpgs/c/cb-gwynn.jpg

You both come up a stroke short. :eek:

What do Tony Gwynn and I have in common?


You will gain weight like he did when you retire from Professional sports. :D

It would take a while for me to get the size of Gywnnie the Pooh. Hear is the pic of him telling the ump that you can get 6 foot subs at SUBWAY

http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper741/stills/5oa47w47.jpg

You both have action figures!
http://www.poltz.com/blognews/webpads.jpg

Cards and Cubs still looking up at the Reds :o

Once the break everything will be the way it is suppose to be, with the Cubbies and the Reds looking up at the Cards :o.


THIRSTY THURSDAY TONIGHT!!

Who is in?

****, why did you have to remind me...I'm most likely in :cool:

What is the %?

53% as of right now

GO CARDINALS!

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/3249/acards9tt.jpg

Alrighty then......That's what I'm talking about!!!! :cool:

I'm starting to think about defecting to St. Louis.

Where do I hand over my Cubbie stuff for public burning?? :D

Even their own fans know!

http://www.cubssuckclub.com/images/gallery/masks.jpg

did the brewers kick the cubs last night
9 to zipp man the cubs suck

And 16-2 the night before. Brewers must be a powerhouse 25 runs in 2 nights! :eek:

I read this comic everyday, and I found the first panel this morning particularly relevant to this thread... :eek:

http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/images/getfuzzy21465590060501.gif

:D:D:D

Looks like Reds/Cards are tied for the lead...the redbirds must go DOOOWWWWWN!!!

Don't count on it. We can have a production meeting while we are watching the Cards win tonight!

AHHHHHH finally we get to play the Pirates,

Cardinal fan, excited about being in 1st place????

Nice record against the weak sisters of the NL...sure your record looks good when you have played 13 games against the Pirates, Phillies, Nats and Marlins...the 4 worst teams in the NL.

Reds 10 games against those same scrubs....It nice that we finally get to feast on the scrubs for a few weeks. If we could only play the CARDS every week we would already have this division just about sewed up.



:o

few things are as fulfillnig as Prod. meetings with Mc.

I'm a little behind on the board obviously....congrats on your 8 time bro. Everytime I get on the little table, I get screwed. While we're talking about it I'm here to tell the world DAN BOUGHER IS A DONKEY!!! He makes a good read on my pre flop raise (6 times the blind) and put me on JJ or QQ...I had QQ. Then he proceeds to call (more than half his chips) with A6 suited. This is pre flop mind you....knowing what he knew (or thought he knew i.e. my QQ), he was more than a 5 to 1 underdog. That my friends is a DONKEY if I ever saw one. Dan, I love you bro, but if you keep making calls like that, you'll never win a tounament. Alright, enough whining from me....

OUT!!!

Playing 12 games against the Brewers, Marlins and Pirates are the same thing.

Unless you let the Brew Crew Score 25-2 in 2 games. :o

The BREW CREW will probably win the division this year, so losing to Milwaukee is no big deal without our best player. We sent out the worst pitcher in all of baseball. Glendon is in a Rusch to give up 50 bombs this year.

Once Sheets is 100% with Caupano, there are going to be alot of teams taking they're lumps against the Brewers this year.

Reds 10 games against those same scrubs....It nice that we finally get to feast on the scrubs for a few weeks. If we could only play the CARDS every week we would already have this division just about sewed up.



:o



What the he11?!?

We just took 2 out of 3 against the Stros, you calling the Stros scrubs? The 2 games we won were against Pettite and Oswalt!

Griffey needs to stay on the DL, we don't need his lame duck #$*&$! anymore.

MC,

Once it finally warms up in the Natti, the HR balls will be flying out of that ball park and the L column will be growing rapidly. The REDS will finish 5th in the division


BEEEEEEEEELIEVE IT! :o

Reds 10 games against those same scrubs....It nice that we finally get to feast on the scrubs for a few weeks. If we could only play the CARDS every week we would already have this division just about sewed up.



:o



What the he11?!?

We just took 2 out of 3 against the Stros, you calling the Stros scrubs? The 2 games we won were against Pettite and Oswalt!

Griffey needs to stay on the DL, we don't need his lame duck #$*&$! anymore.



It is cause they are use to him being on the DL. I've seen Griffey play before and to no surprise he hurt himself trying to catch the ball. They probably want his lame azzzzzz on the DL for a while.

hey kev what happened in TX over the weekend

MC,

Once it finally warms up in the Natti, the HR balls will be flying out of that ball park and the L column will be growing rapidly. The REDS will finish 5th in the division


BEEEEEEEEELIEVE IT! :o



The Reds will remember they are the Reds.

hey kev what happened in TX over the weekend



CP Won!

The BREW CREW will probably win the division this year, so losing to Milwaukee is no big deal without our best player. We sent out the worst pitcher in all of baseball. Glendon is in a Rusch to give up 50 bombs this year.

Once Sheets is 100% with Caupano, there are going to be alot of teams taking they're lumps against the Brewers this year.



No chance they are winning. They've got about as much of a chance as the Cubbies have at winning it.

http://www.cubssuckclub.com/images/gallery/Cubs_Hindenburg.jpg

very nice

We have 2 Rookies in our starting rotation, Glendon Rusch = worst strating pitcher in MLB, Cy Young ooooorrrrr Mark Prior on DL, MLB league leading hitter out for 2 months, and we are still only 2 games back in the loss column....You guys need to come to the reality that the CUBS are gonna OWN you suckas when we get healthy!

BEEEEEEEELIEVE IT!!!! :D:D:D

We have 2 Rookies in our starting rotation, Glendon Rusch = worst strating pitcher in MLB, Cy Young ooooorrrrr Mark Prior on DL, MLB league leading hitter out for 2 months, and we are still only 2 games back in the loss column....You guys need to come to the reality that the CUBS are gonna OWN you suckas when we get healthy!




my god kev i have never sceen so many excuses i mean reasons for your team sucking toe jam it is one after another on this page
get over it bro
maybe your own luck is a result in the cubs being the biggest loosers in MLB history

I'm a little behind on the board obviously....congrats on your 8 time bro. Everytime I get on the little table, I get screwed. While we're talking about it I'm here to tell the world DAN BOUGHER IS A DONKEY!!! He makes a good read on my pre flop raise (6 times the blind) and put me on JJ or QQ...I had QQ. Then he proceeds to call (more than half his chips) with A6 suited. This is pre flop mind you....knowing what he knew (or thought he knew i.e. my QQ), he was more than a 5 to 1 underdog. That my friends is a DONKEY if I ever saw one. Dan, I love you bro, but if you keep making calls like that, you'll never win a tounament. Alright, enough whining from me....

OUT!!!



Oh schnapppp, that is frikin funny stuff!!

Come on down the standings H-TOWN!

the STROs have NO CHANCE!* *unless Clemens comes back

The Brew Crew are making they're move, they get to beat up on the sorry teams in the NL West for a couple of weeks.

The Natti should still be around the top through MAY

June 1 standings

Brew Crew
Natti
Cards
Cubs
Stros
BUCS

BEEEEEEELIEVE IT!

What was up yesterday when Cincy gave your rbirds a 6-1 shalacking?!? See what happens when Pujols goes 0-3, you guys can't win without him hitting 600ft bombs :o

It feels good to be on top /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

http://reds.enquirer.com/bigred/reds76.jpg

The Reds need to get Griffey Jr back soon. I'm starting to think he is like the goat is to the cubs.

Bring Griffey Jr back and the Natti will remember they are the Reds.

Mulder was struggling, but I'll give Arroyo his props he was throwing some junk up there while Mulder was lobbing some meat.

Reds will only win this year when Arroyo is on the bump.

If the Reds can pick up a few arms around the all star break they could be fighting it out for the wild card, but if your banking on Arroyo &amp; Harrang all year? The 06 Reds will be just like the 05 Orioles

We really could use a couple more pitchers...

Griffey needs to stay hurt, he will screw up the chemistry we have going on right now.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/news/2003/04/05/junior_hurt_ap/t1_griffey_ap.jpg

We really could use a couple more pitchers...





Clemens is still available!! nevermind , He will retire an Astro in a couple yrs.!! :p :D

Rookie Pitcher vs BUCS ace....we are in trouble today...maybe we can squeez out another ugly win today... :(

DAMNIT! PRIOR, WOOD, &amp; MILLER get healthy

And don't forget Lee. That way you won't have any excuses when they lose every game to the Cards. :D

And don't forget Lee. That way you won't have any excuses when they lose every game to the Cards. :D



This isn't the Tulsa Drillers vs the Springfield Cardinals

The CUBS have 4 Wins and 2 losses(w/ D. LEE out) against the Cards this year.

SCOREBOARD!!!!!!!! :D

Just felt sorry for them and trying to build their confidence before the BIG fall. :D

Did I mention Cincy beat the Cards yesterday?

6-1

Hey Mike have you seen this.

A first grade teacher in Tulsa OK explains to her class that
she is a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Cubs fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Cubs fan," she replied.



The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Cubs fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Cardinal fan and proud of it," Janie replied.



The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Cardinal fan?"

"Because my Mom is a Cardinal fan, and my Dad is a Cardinal fan, so I'm a Cardinal fan too!"



"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Cardinal fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"



"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Cubs fan."



While I am at it, Here is another gem.



Chicago, IL (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Chicago courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Chicago Cubs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


:D :D :D :D

Only a couple more months till worlds.

Ron I was saving those for a rainy day! :D

Good one, Ron...I like the first one better.

I'm thinking about bundling up and heading out to Mohawk today, I have not worked on a course since filling holes at Dovillio a couple weeks ago.

Adam Dunn can bomb!!!

http://www.cincinnati.com/spotlite/dunn_post180.jpg

It's official, the Cincinnati Reds have the best record in baseball :D

That's right!!!!!!!

Read all about it - Click Here (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=260502117)

cubbies 0-8 to the pirates :o

cubbies 0-8 to the pirates :o



bump

I know you read my earlier post. I knew we were in trouble today. Duke is the ACE of the BUCs and he is a nasty lefty. I knew we didn't have much of a chance today with the rookie pitching for us.

CARDS lost so its a good day.

We got beat by a filthy lefty today. Duke will get you guys too when you don't have Carpenter matched up against him. He will beat the REDS also if Arroyo isn't going. Our only chance today is if MadDog was pitching for us.

BEEEEEEELIEVE IT!

doh dangit Cards! Won't be long reds will remember their from the Natti.

We gonna fight at Mohawk! :D

If the Cubs were smart they would find the "Crime Dog" and sign him to a lucrative 1 year deal. :D

Check it out, Fred is still alive and well!!

http://www.mccoy.army.mil/ReadingRoom/Triad/05252001/images/mc_gruff_300_x.jpg

Commish McGriff hit .191 his last year thats why he isn't in the leauge anymore.

Todd Walker is hitting .375 and Mabry is a great hitter, sure neither one of them can add up to D. Lee, but if we can stay within 7 games by the All-Star break, LOOK THE HELL OUT!!!!!!

If we can be within 7 by the ALL STAR break we will WIN the CENTRAL DIVISION


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIEVE IT!!!!! :D

.191 is not a good batting average, but you not only get McGriffs bat but you also get "a proven youth baseball video that gets results". How can you deny Fred McGriff? He is a legend!

http://81x.com/authors/potatoes/mcgriff.jpg

I don't doubt the Crime Dog....I even think that his stats says he belongs in the Hall of Fame (2490 hits, 493 JACKS, 1550 Steaks)....but that was then and now he's more likely to appear on Pros vs Joes

How cool would it be to get on that show?

Hi my name is Mike...Tulsa, Oklahoma...6ft 175 lbs...sales manager.

I can def "D" up on this guy! (http://membres.lycos.fr/jujoseph/Clyde_Drexler_01.01.95.jpg)

Quiz:

What former MLB player got caught with a warm crack pipe in his car? :o

Dude I hear ya....PLEASE LET ME ON THAT SHOW!!!!

Mr. Bell?

no clones!
http://www.imc2health.com/images/cocaine_crack-pipe.gif

Quiz:

What former MLB player got caught with a warm crack pipe in his car? :o



Fill in your favorite 1986 Met for the answer

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/statitudes/news/2000/08/22/little_league/t1_bell_all.jpg

An oldie but a goodie now.

Who had the big hit "You don't know me, like I know me."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/hu/6/63/Jack_Daniels_%C3%BCveg.jpg

Monty?

or Name the player who got the shocker this weekend?

:eek:


http://728c.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/shocker.jpg

or Name the player who got the shocker this weekend?

:eek:



Is it this guy?

http://www.disclife.com/imgs/w01_mccoy.jpg

not who used the shocker this weekend...who rec'd the shocker??? :D

Cayman has got to be the ugliest honky in the leauge

http://www.vegassummerleague.com/pictures/2k_player_day_Chris_Kaman.jpg

They found Dauber from Coach.

http://tvphotogalleries.com/data/693/13coach-109-3c.jpg

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/statitudes/news/2000/08/22/little_league/t1_bell_all.jpg




No, that's your favorite 86-year old Met.

GREG MADDUX NL PITCHER of the MONTH (http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20060502&amp;content_id=1429330&amp;vkey=n ews_chc&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=chc)

CY friggin YOUNG baby!!! 6-0 today <font color="black"> Earl Weaver </font> (http://users.rcn.com/pkatcher/audio/EarlWeaverTirade.mp3) <font color="black"> Bob Knight</font> (http://users.rcn.com/pkatcher/audio/BobbyKnightTirade.mp3) <font color="black"> Lee Elia</font> (http://users.rcn.com/pkatcher/audio/LeeEliaTirade.mp3)
� The last Cubs pitcher to post a win in each of his first six starts in a season was Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown, who went 11-0 in his first 11 starts in 1908.

I bet Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown was popular with the ladies :D

not quite as popular as '12-finger' antonio alfonseca

not quite as popular as '12-finger' antonio alfonseca


:D

I'm back #$*&$!.

For all you STL haters! (http://i13.ebayimg.com/04/i/07/03/b5/64_1_b.JPG) :eek: :eek: :eek:

can you hear EARL, Lee, and Mr Knight from a few posts up?

Nope! Please try again.

Cubbies Lovers! (http://i12.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/ea/14/4d_1_b.JPG)

that is funny
is that real
jay

Ok. Lets all pool our money to buy Barrys juice ball # 715. Just because MLB wont authenticate it and Barry is or has been juiced doesnt mean diddly. Its history baby! Barry, Mark and Sammy are just three reasons I dont like baseball anymore. So many players are overpaid, juiced up prima donnas its a shame. If Barry will continue to lie, deny and play the race card, he will get away with cheating and setting a fake record and be rewarded for it. Its too bad that the cowardly powers of baseball will do nothing, and let guys like Barry and Mark continue to ruin baseball. Neither player should ever make "THE HALL". Its a great game gone bad

So when Barry retires are you gonna be coming back to baseball doc?

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COME ON TERRANCE of Sierra Madre!

Dammitt!!!! I'm missing out!!

F-ing buzz coming back late from break!

how about them Astros!!!!! :D :p

Ray from Houston coming strong!

WOW!

how about them Astros!!!!! :D :p



Yeah yeah, the reds are still on top of the nl central though :cool:

how about them Astros!!!!! :D :p



Yeah yeah, the reds are still on top of the nl central though :cool:



And Clemens should be in the rotation very soon!!lol :D

DOH!! Well you guys need him in the rotation cuz we already won games over Roy and Andy...WHOOOO!!

DOH!! Well you guys need him in the rotation cuz we already won games over Roy and Andy...WHOOOO!!



A phenomenal feat no doubt!! I don't see that happening on a regular basis!!With a 1/2 game spread between the 2 ,bask in the glory now for the tide WILL turn!! :p :D

That's it, I'm calling the Rome show and I'm gonna WIN the smack off!! Wait a minute it's invite only, this is BS!!

Actually I like the Stros a heck of a lot more than I do the Cards and Cubs....but the team I HATE the most is the freaking Atlanta Braves!!!

Hate the self proclaimed Americas Team, how can it be? Well actually I agree!! It's the #$*&$! kicking they handed the stroh's for so **** long!! It's really great slapping Ted's boys around these days!! :D:D

Rapheal from H-TOWN is still in the lead

Rapheal from H-TOWN is still in the lead

F-IN BUZZ AGAIN COMING BACK LATE...GOT DAMMMIT!!

The Cablinasian!!!!

4 time

Ray Kwon still in the lead.

possibly...

IAFRETTI making a run

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Bill in Knoxville good effort, but not good enough.

The Cablanation!! Winner!!!

As a CUB fan I would have to say that we are currently the worst team in baseball but in just 12 more days our ARMS will be starting to filter in...Wood struck out his first 10 batters in his rehab start saturday night. Only gave up 1 hit in 5 innngs....Prior and Wade Miller are just a week or two behind WOOD....PLEASE HURRY!!!!!!!!! The IOWA CUBS need to go back to IOWA!!!!

Starting June 1....WATCH OUT NL!!!!!! Well that is if we can score some flippin runs....

D LEE go see Mr Miaghui

http://www.fast-rewind.com/kkid/chops.jpg

He'll fix that wrist

Just a guess, but I believe my Reds are still on top of the NL central.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2003/PubTrick.jpg

Dude that is wrong.

weird

Greg Maddux got smoked by the Padres!

Cubs manager Dusty Baker said. "We got beat by a hot team. They were hitting bloopers. They were hitting everything. Sometimes there's nothing you can do about it, you just ride it out."

Former tulsa driller Jeff Francis got his 2nd win of the season against the RedChickens!!!

Bonds hits 2 tonight against the Flubs! :D

The Iowa CUBS #4 pitcher will be going tonight so he may hit 7 tonight!

I hope not...my fantasy opponent has him!

Reds will go down to the to the Nats, Cards take down the Rockies and things will be back to where they should be. With the Asss--trolls and Cubbies looking up at our @$$$$ cheeks!!

and the Brewers too. :eek:

BELIEVE IT!!! :D

say it aint so!!!! :p

BELIEVE IT!!! :D



Whatever, the Redchickens are good ONLY because you have Pujols....

You guys will suffer without Pujols...

http://www.bonuskey.com/Images/Chart_-_Down_1.jpg

Just like you guys suffer with Griffey Jr. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Bet the MONEY line on the

http://www.desmoineslibrary.com/Foundation/Images/Iowa%20Cubs%20Logo.jpg

The spittin Venzulan will stop the skids of our AAA minor leauge team.

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Just like you guys suffer with Griffey Jr. :eek: :eek: :eek:



He's a curse.

IOWA CUBS pitcher Shawn Marshall gets ROCKED!

Triple A pitchers SUCK! At least Kerry Wood will be back on tuesday.

and he will be back on the DL on Wednesday! :o

D Lee got his cast cut off today...only 6 more weeks before we have a chance to score more than 3 runs in a game....


LETS GO BREW CREW!!!!

http://www.ssur.org/articles/images/MilwaukeeBrewers_PL_1970-1984.jpg

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What the!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Anybody see the Reds win last night? Bottom 8 Hatteburg drilled a ball off of the center field wall to score 2 runs....REDS WIN 9-6 :cool:

You should understand being a fan of the BREW yourself....sometimes too much BREWERS can make you do silly things

Good point.

Here you go big fella for your birthday!!

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It's been since I was in high school since the Sperry Pirates won a State Title but Saturday they claimed their 6th State baseball title 25 years after the first one.

That other high school basball team down the road OWASSO RAMS which is #1 in the whole country....

Kinda takes me back to the good ole days when I was back at Sperry...1992 we went 4-0 against the 6A State Champs Broken Arrow that year. :D

1992....that brings back memories of the good ole days....long hair, loud music and GROUPIES!!!!

HELL YEAH!!! :D

1992....that brings back memories of the good ole days....long hair, loud music and GROUPIES!!!!

HELL YEAH!!! :D



Big Dave said "groupies" :cool:

I haven't looked at the standings where are the <font color="red"> Reds </font> after this weekend?

You know exactly where they are!

1 game back to the cards :(

24 Tonight? :D

Yeah I'm down...I missed last weeks episode, need to catch up!!

Dude only 2 counting this evening are left.

I heard Jack dies a horrible death in tonights episode.

Well hell Kiefer gonna get paid for the next 3 years for sitting on his arse!

Coming down for the pro-am Mike?

I think so, are you heading to Doo Dah?

This for the TU womens softball team!

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Thanks Thong...

Can you say domination! Few noticed when TU excaped the cluthces of the whack WAC and moseyed into the CUSA...

But after the first year, the Golden Hurricane showed their domination...

2006 Conf USA Champs...
Football - Tulsa, Women's Basketball - Tulsa, Men's Tennis - Tulsa, Softball - Tulsa ----- you get the idea.

Next up - men's baseball! As the BBWolf would say BEEEEEEEEELIEVE IT! :o

I noticed when we left the WAC and went C-USA.

but here is a clip that makes me feel better, if i could actually do it to someone!! :eek:

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sooooo... give us your top contender(s) on the recipient of the smack down

Smack off this year was not as strong as in years past.

CLASSIC~!!!!

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that is a GREAT ONE!!!!

"You call me Chris again we gonna have to go to a station break." :D

where did you find that
that was a bad day for jim
i still think he should have knocked the #$*&$! out of him not just flipping a table into him
i could do that

The NATS were just what we needed!!!

and having Kerry Wood join the team this week has ben a HUGE lift.

CUBS get their 3rd straight SHUT OUT today.

All you guys better put us away, cuz if we are 7 games back at the ALL-STAR break, the National Leauge is in trouble...We will be healthy and STRONG! Pitching Staff full of ACES and Big Bad D LEE....WE WILL BE BACK BYTCHES!!!!

WOOD strikes out 10 today BEEEEEEEEEEEELIEVE IT!!!
:D

blah blah blah.

Same old story. You guys are gonna be one game short.

BELIEVE IT!!!

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Mark Prior is on the mound in rehab friday
Wade Miller is on the mound in rehab on sunday

They will be back in Chicago in about 2-3 weeks

Jocque and Aramis are about to get WHITE HOT!!! BYTCHES!!!

BEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEIVE IT!



:D

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lol...FAT ALBERT busts his ASSSSSS! :D What a PUSSSSS!

If he wasn't such a Fatass he wouldn't be so uncoordinated.... :o

Derrek Lee would have been out for the season after that foul ball off the shin. Wood and/or Prior would have joined him out of team solidarity.

haha HATER!!

You bitter cause he actually went back in the game.

If it was Todd Walker hje would've went down and went on the DL.

Prior will be back on the DL on Saturday.
Wade Miller I give him 2 starts. :o

Jacque and Asssssmisss now that is funny!

Kerry is throwing GAS!!!

2K's in the 1st....He may get 15 today, his stuff is looking NAAAAAASTY!

96-98 mph fastball and the two seamer just just off a table....

OH HOW SWEEEEEEEEEET things are about to be!


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!! :D

**** UMPIRE cost us 2 runs there :mad:

Top 7...Ken Jr. just smacked a base ripper to bring in 2 RBI's....

Reds 9
Pitt 7

b7

Believe that!

Kerry is throwing GAS!!!

2K's in the 1st....He may get 15 today, his stuff is looking NAAAAAASTY!

96-98 mph fastball and the two seamer just just off a table....

OH HOW SWEEEEEEEEEET things are about to be!


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!! :D

**** UMPIRE cost us 2 runs there :mad:



More like 4.

Still not to late for another prediction :eek:

He has as many K's as he does earned runs.

You guys barely held on.

I'm glad we did, we needed the win!!

Adam Dunn is on Rome Show tomorrow.

Cubs made up some ground but still getting beat 5-3.

He threw too many strikes today...That worked well in the minors but the big leauge guys hit pitches in the middle of the plate hard....needless to say WOOD looked pretty good today, I'm HAPPY that we had 1 less IOWA CUB on the field today :D

I LOVE mlb gamecast!! Such a great option.

Well worth EVERY DIME!!!!!! :D

You can also run a cable from your computer to your TV and its just like having MLB Gamepass about $115 cheaper

Check out this pic of the 2007 Honda Element SC:

F'n SWEEEEEEET!!!!

http://www.elementownersclub.com/images/Element_SC.jpg

they do look better without all the plastic on them

The plastic fenders are part of the reason I like them...it's the perfect disc golf vehicle!!

The plastic fenders are more practical but I likes to SHYME!!! :D

I saw a dude pitching for the mets last night named Duaner. What the in *&^&% were his parents thinking?