HEY DAVE,
WILL YOU HAVE THE HAMBUGER AND STEAK DIVISIONS AGAIN?????

SOUNDS LIKE FUN....WHAT COURSE WILL BE PLAYED???

MAYBE KELLY LANE???

Is there a chopped liver division?

... I thought about entering the "Lima Bean" Division ...
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... but if I won , what would I do with a big buckskin ? ... :confused:
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... look for full-info Flyers out this weekend at Chandler & The Picnic ...

Here it is folks.

http://www.tulsadiscsports.org/skinsflyer.html

Start saving your money. Ask yourself the question.............
am I worthy of steak?
or am I gound beef?

I'm comin' for steak! :D

Bro Love down for steak !! I had a great time last year,Did not win anything but almost!! Man just one hole could win your money back..See you there Jeff.

I can't afford steak. I'll have to go with a ground beef steak. :D

I am thinking about playing the Bean Burrito division and leaving the Fajita division to all y'all rich white people.

Bring back the "Hotdog" division. :mad:

Come on Wise, its the day after Thanksgiving. Why don't you make a Turkey division and a Pumpkin Pie division, maybe even a Mashed-taters division. Then even you could get a sweet piece of pie!

Do people still eat cow tongue?

What about Rumpleforeskins?

eeeeeewwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

It will be interesting to see who steps to the plate in the Steak Division and who bags down to the hamburger division.

Last year there were 14 in the hamburger and 8 in the steak division.

Will McCoy be shut out again?

Will Patterson go 50+ holes with out a skin again?

Will Furdog even get out of bed that day?

I will be there to run the "Fabulous Fur-do-go Hotdog Division". One dollar per hole, 18 dollars total entry. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif....I will also pay 1/2 of the Hotdog entry fee for a maximum of 4 women should they decide to come out and partake. I'll need at least three women on the card so Melissa and Jessica.....you'll need at least one more if you want to come out and take my money. ;)...If you can't find anyone then we could always put Thong or Neagele on your card. Those guys are easy money. :D

Either way, with you, Naegele or Thong, it will still be a full women's division. :o

All you need to round it out would be Slack. :D

i've stepped up a tax bracket i can afford ground beef now!! :D

I will be there to run the "Fabulous Fur-do-go Hotdog Division". One dollar per hole, 18 dollars total entry. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif....I will also pay 1/2 of the Hotdog entry fee for a maximum of 4 women should they decide to come out and partake. I'll need at least three women on the card so Melissa and Jessica.....you'll need at least one more if you want to come out and take my money. ;)...If you can't find anyone then we could always put Thong or Neagele on your card. Those guys are easy money. :D




Thats it!
For those that want it, you can pay $18 for the chance to suck on a big one! :o You might even win enough to eat from the dollar menu at Mickey Ds.

http://www.lithe.net/wiener.jpg

I will be there to run the "Fabulous Fur-do-go Hotdog Division". One dollar per hole, 18 dollars total entry. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif....I will also pay 1/2 of the Hotdog entry fee for a maximum of 4 women should they decide to come out and partake. I'll need at least three women on the card so Melissa and Jessica.....you'll need at least one more if you want to come out and take my money. ;)...If you can't find anyone then we could always put Thong or Neagele on your card. Those guys are easy money. :D




Thats it!
For those that want it, you can pay $18 for the chance to suck on a big one! :o You might even win enough to eat from the dollar menu at Mickey Ds.

http://www.lithe.net/wiener.jpg



And it is at Chandler! :eek:

Working so long for a "Non-Profit" organization has left you greedy in your old age. :(....Must be an insurance thing. :confused:....You can't have fun and feel good without paying the higher premium. You're probably right though. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif....Why have a lower entry fee event when it will just give somebody another place to "bagger" down to. :p

I don't mind a lower cost event. The Wiener Division.
But this will possibly dilute the divisions and weaken the payout for all involed.

Just remeber Vegas, "you can't win if you're not in."


So, based on Furdog's suggestion, is anyone interest in a Wiener Division, with a $20 entry. We could make holes 9 & 18 worht double to even it out.

and should it be called the:
Weiner division
hotdog division
chicken hawk division
I'm broke division
Furrydog division
Hairydog division
Sheep division?

Just forget it man. With a sales pitch like that I doubt whether anyone would want in now for fear of public ridicule and peer pressure from "Mr. Profit". :p

Well, lets here your sales pitch. :confused:

The problem is, "how much is too much entry?"

even if I had an $18 division, I would still have people asking to play for a .25 per hole or a .10 per hole, which is fine, I just don't want to mess with it. If you would like to do it, I will provide you with the score cards and anything else you need and you can do it at the same time as when the men play. :D

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... does the winner (weiner) still get a "big buckskin" ? ... :confused:
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... I doan getta play anyway ; I'll be "strickens" at work ... :mad:

Last weekend you lost your sheep.....and now I just got your goat. :cool:.....Pretty soon you won't have farm animals left to cuddle with in the winter. :D

Last weekend you lost your sheep.....and now I just got your goat. :cool:.....Pretty soon you won't have farm animals left to cuddle with in the winter. :D



Maybe not, but I'll always have my memories of spooning with Bud Johnson. :D

Should the division you play in be based on your ability or based on how much money you want to spend? I was considering playing in the $36 hamburger division just simply because of money.

Please understand where I am coming from, if it would be considered bagging to play in the Hamburger Division for a guy that plays in the Open division then I would not do such a thing. I know that morning I usually drop around $600 to $1000 Christmas shopping so spending $36 to play some disc golf will feel better than $90.

I know I know "...but you could win more." Ever since I turned pro, I look at disc golf money just like gambling money I never plan on getting any of it back and I play for entertainment purposes. If I win some back than cool but I consider it sunk.

Last year I played in the Hamburger division...Big Dave ended up with the most skins, I highly doubt anybody is going to complain if you play Hamburger.

Last year the steak division had an assortment of golfers; pro, advanced, adv master, grandmaster, I think there might have been a Novice player in there also.

If there really is going to be a hotdog division I might drop down and play that.

The divisions are divided by the amount of money you would like to wager, not by your ability.

No one will complain of bagging, if they do then they can go play with their firends, or better yet go play with themselves.

The two divisions last year had a wide range of players in each division and the out come clearly shows that ability is in no way the only factor. For instance, I won money in the steak division against, Boobs, McCoy, Patterson, Sammy....ect.

And Justin Bougher, I think won 15 skins in the cheaper division. Its all good Jose`.

FurDog may be running a weiner division, I just don't know who's providing the buns. :o

You make it sound like I just saved money on my car insurance. :p

I could probably help you with that also.

Has anyone ever talked with you about the advantages of whole life? ;)

if I felt like it , I could probably help you with that also.

Has anyone ever talked with you about the advantages of a whole ... ? ;)


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I will try to make this match.

Cool - thanks for the feedback.

I like skins becuase anyone and everyone has a chance to win each hole - this will be fun - I didn't get to play last year.

Dave sorry to disappoint you Dave but I was out of town last year and did not play in the Any of the Divisions.
I did hand over some $$$$ to you in the weeks following up
to your shindig.
Each time we played I thing I shot in the -6 -8 range only
to end up owing, I love it Kev and I birdied holes 10, 11,
and you cashed on 12,
"Drat the Luck" and I quote :o
With my Uncle recently passing away I am not sure what
plans are around Thanksgiving at this point.
I want to make sure my Aunts first holiday without my Uncle
is not spent alone.
Maybe I will be able to make it...
We shall see.
D.P. :p

There could be some OKC boys for this one............ if we are welcolme??????????

Schwake, Hatfield, Martin, wilkes, and posibliy others.............


I hope to see you guys there!

... OKC guys ? ... always welcome :D...

Bring that OKC money to Tulsa, we'll find something to do with it. :D

So far I've only got Neagele and Bud showing up for the Hotdog division. :(....I'm starting to doubt whether any women will show up because they'll probably all be at the mall. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif......

Anyone want to guess how long it will take for a woman to show up and offer a rebuttal to that last statement. ;)....

Tick....Tock....Tick.....Tock.....

Oh....too late.....Marie just sent me a PM. :(

Maybe if I offer some cash CTP's out of my own pocket I'll get a bigger field. :cool:......With Naegele and Bud all I had to bribe them with was free beer. :D

Make the offer big enough for the CTPs and I will play in the hotdog division.
:D

Some of the easiest money I have spent was yours. :o

So far I've only got Neagele and Bud showing up for the Hotdog division. :(....I'm starting to doubt whether any women will show up because they'll probably all be at the mall. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif......

Anyone want to guess how long it will take for a woman to show up and offer a rebuttal to that last statement. ;)....

Tick....Tock....Tick.....Tock.....

Oh....too late.....Marie just sent me a PM. :(

Maybe if I offer some cash CTP's out of my own pocket I'll get a bigger field. :cool:......With Naegele and Bud all I had to bribe them with was free beer. :D



As long as the free beer is Bud Light or Miller Lite I'm in for the hot dog division.

Uh oh!!!!:eek:.....a possible division convert :).....

See Dave!.....Such is the POWER OF BEER!!!!

Great things can be acomplished with the POWER OF BEER!!!!! ... :cool::) :cool::) :cool::)

but not BUSCH! :o

but not BUSCH! :o




:D:D:D:D

No Busch for Thong, thats why he prefers the Weiner division. :o

but not BUSCH! :o




:D:D:D:D

No Busch for Thong, thats why he prefers the Weiner division. :o




:eek: :eek: :eek:

dammit set myself for that one..

:eek: :eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Quit trying to mess with my convert. :mad:

When is the last time your woman took a hamburger or steak to bed. Obviously your's prefers wieners. :o...If you walk like one and talk like one,....then you must be one. ;).....My woman prefers bratwurst so having said that, I'm officially changing the name to the "Bratwurst" division.

And to go with that Bratwurst division will be free beer for Bong!!! :D

i would play for free beer in the brats division
and i would leave the bong at home

Bratwurst division?

You mean like this?

http://morgenpost.berlin1.de/images/2005/04/07/bezirke/98601_scaleUp.jpg

thought it was more like this.

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/XXDAYad/XX-Day-photos/ArmandGeddyn/bunny-sucking-my-wiener.jpg

:o

Dave if that's what you tell your wife a brat is to hide your short commings then you need to tell her to trade you in for a more efficient kitchen appliance. :o

It's not fair that she must go thru life not knowing that she got "the short end" of the stick. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif...I'm surprised she has not turned vegetarian already. :confused:

where do you guys find all these pics ?

I'm starting to doubt whether any women will show up because they'll probably all be at the mall. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif......





...hmmm...wonderin' if I should respond to that... :mad:

I think you just did. ;)

where do you guys find all these pics ?



www.google.com (http://www.google.com)

click on images and type in what you are looking for...

What time and what park do I need to be at.

Texas Tech :o
Last play :(

ANYTIME ANY WERE ;)

http://www.tulsadiscsports.org/skinsflyer.html


and Tuck Fexas Tech and Ruck the Feferees big time! :mad:

For those who were wanting to know.....

The Bratwurst Division is Still On!!!

After much negotiation and begging,...Twoputt has allowed me to run the Bratwurst Skins match at the same time as his event. To round things off, entry will be twenty bucks. One dollar a hole with 2 holes worth 2 dollars, or we could just throw that extra 2 bucks in on a CTP. There will be free beer for those old enough to drink it and who can contact me before hand and let me know if they are definitely playing in this division. If I end up being the only one playing in this division,.....then the CTP for me will be a 52 Inch High Definition Plasma TV!!!!!! ......Unfortunately if anyone else shows up to play in the Bratwurst Division, the cash value of the CTP will go down dramatically. ;)

For all of you who want smoked turkey, ham, whatever,,,, our church is doing the smoking for 5 dollars, no pound limit :D Seriously, I will be there all day wed. we smoke turkeys for about 6 hours, so If the timing is right, bring it... call me for location. 230-5115

Zooc....How big are those smokers? I mean can I get something the size of say....Twoputt or the Andrew Treat in there? :confused:

... may be both ... :D

Thanks for the info Dave ;).

Listen to me Forest. I got your back man. You need me to run a CTP out to hole five at McClure and I am starting on hole 15...done. Need me to talk to MarQ about the amount of skin that his "girlfriend" shows...not a problem.

But if you ever think about cooking me with Wise, then we will have a problem. That�s like cooking Fillet Mignon with Bacon!

By the way, there are bottles of Irish Whiskey with your name on them in Stillwater...

Hail Forest! :cool:

Thanks for the compliment of me being the Filet Mignon. :D

You punk. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I hope this isn't what you consider free beer!!

http://www.giftofgag.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/coldonebig.jpg


:eek: :eek: :D

So whos got the nutz and gonna play in STEAK??? :D

I'm playing bratwurst.

Brats for me probally unless I hit it big at the poker table tonight :D

So whos got the nutz and gonna play in STEAK??? :D


I'll see ya there ;).

... good luck today , guys ... win a big buckskin ...

Thanks Wayne
I'll try not to let you down :)

Hey Wise, any idea on how many in each division yet?

... Holiday �Skins� Match
At McClure Park , Friday Nov.25
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Reports from the Park indicate that there was a total of 33 Players out today and an overall cash amount of $1822.00 was tossed around �


� here�s where �most of it� landed :

Steak Division
Billy Lund = $660.00
Kelly Watson = $110.00
Chris Hutchinson = $165.00
Devan Owens = $55.00

Hamburger Division
Justin Bougher = $24.00
Dan Bougher = $60.00
Eric Thompson = $12.00
Marq Lewis = $12.00
Joyle Deering = $60.00
Jose Mendoza = $132.00
Jacob Myers = $12.00
Dave Nicholson = $12.00
Cris Hicks = $48.00
Dasun Keylor = $60.00

Hot Dog Division
Zach Lund = $80.00
James Diel = $120.00

Andrew Treat = $00.00

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the above were preliminary , unofficial results ... some further "side-bet action" -or- "Vegas vig" may have slightly affected some of the total $numbers$ ...
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... except for Andrew ...

... hey Marq , you can now afford to buy one of those "floats-in-water" Golf Discs ...
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... tomorrow is Kelly Lane ... :D

Great time today :D,NICE PUTT BILLY :cool:

SKINS was very fun. Thanks DAVE WISE for organizing and taking your time to host this get-together!!!

DAVE,
JUSTIN AND I HAD A BLAST. THANKS TO ALL THAT SHOWED UP AND PLAYED. MAYBE NEXT YEARS WILL BE EVEN BIGGER.

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WHERE WAS ANDREW???

Thanks evreyone for comming out. This years attendance was increased 50% over last year. I know Wayne posted the winners but here are your tottal divisions.

Steak Division
Billy Lund - 12 skins - $660
Chris Hutchinson - 3 skins - $165
Kelly Watson - 2 skins - $110
Devan Owens - 1 skin - $55
Jeff Ash
Brad Zimmerman
Mike Barr
Dave Zucconi
Daryl Bailey
Chris Wagel
Alesky Bubis

Hamburger Division
There were 12 players in this division and they decided to play two cards for split money at $12 per hole and only two people did not take home any cash. :o

Jose` Mendpza - 11 skins - $132
Dasun Keylor - 5 skins - $60
Dan Bougher - 5 skins - $60
Joyle Deering - 5 skins - $60
Cris Hicks - 4 skins - $48
Justin Bougher - 2 skins - $24
Marq Lewis - 1 skin - $12
Jcaob Myers - 1 skin - $12
Erik Bailey - 1 skin - $12
Dave Nicholson - 1 skin - $12
Brad Von Aschen
Mike Conners

Weiner Division
This division played for a total of 20 skins, with hole 9 and 18 each worth two skins.

James DIel - 12 skins - $120
Zach Lund - 8 skins - $80
Jeff Paul
Martin Norris
Scott Schumacher
Larry Juby
Jay Slack
Richard Mitchell
Aaron Swygert
Thong Le..


Well that should be everbody that played. The best shots of the day were Billy Lund just missing an ace on hole 5 and only had a 15ft birdie putt and made it. On hole 15, in the long position, Billy Lund and Chris Hutchinson both hit the basket on their drives. And the strangest moment was watching Billy take 9 skins, worth $495 on hole 16. Thats right hole 16 with a birdie. Now who would have thought that with the competition in that group. :o


Thanks again and be sure to mark in on your calendar for next year. Same time, same place. :D

Roughly 50% of the field took some money home. :o

Not bad. :D

The craziest shot of the day that I saw was on hole 12. "Q" -Marq Lewis, threw his shot that proseeded to turn over hard and go way right. Then he yells "ROLL". I had already given up on it and quit watching, I look up and see this thing rolling up the hill on the right straight for the basket. He was the only one to birdie for 1 skin. The shot was never intended to be a roller.

I threw a roller on hole 5. I usually land it just right of the tree. Well, bad shot landed on top of the cement square and then just stood up and took off like a bullet. It stopped rolling just under the tree next to the basket. I missed the putt.

Again? :confused:

Good playing Billy. Seeing that drive on hole 5 was almost worth my 90 dollars.... Almost ;).

Thanks guys, yesterday was just one of those days were everything happend to work in my favor, I wont complain though, sometimes its better to be lucky than good, it was great playin and havin a good time with everyone......thanks again Dave for putting everything together....now its time to go spend some money!!!! :D

Good job, Billy.

Billy has big guns.

Lucky my [I'm a potty-mouth!] you played great and deserved to win all that money, good playing Billy. Crusher.

I was most impressed with Billy's putting on Friday even more so than his drives. Don't get me wrong the guy can throw as we all know. He was nailing each putt in the heart of the basket during doubles.

So was my Boy Chris Hicks :o

The putter was on fire during dubs, but when I think about we took most of your drives....TEAMWORK BABY!!! :p

Well its almost that time of year again. Gather all your change, sell a few discs, do what ever it takes to get your money up for the Thanksgiving Skins Match.
Friday November 23rd 1:00pm Mohawk.

As always we will be offering the Steak and Hamburger divisions and depending on how much FurDog grumbles we will probably throw together a hot dog division for $20.

This year's event will be at Black Hawk and White Hawk if the lower division chooses to whimp out and play White Hawk. :p

100% payout and I'll throw in some CTP's for free.
Hell, I'll even bring a couple cases of beer. :D

http://www.tulsadiscsports.org/skinsflyer.html

heck of a deal
i will be there

Grumble......grumble.....grumble..... :(

Done!

Due to FurDog's grumbling we will offer a $20 Wiener Division. :mad::p

How ever it may end up as usual, with him alone playing with himself. :o

I don't think so Mr Cow Tongue.

Here's a list from a previous event.....

Weiner Division
This division played for a total of 20 skins, with hole 9 and 18 each worth two skins.

James DIel
Zach Lund
Jeff Paul
Martin Norris
Scott Schumacher
Larry Juby
Jay Slack
Richard Mitchell
Aaron Swygert
Thong Le..

I actually won cash last time too!!!! :)

The hot dog division rules.....fool!! :cool:

Furdog made a fabulous putt on Blackhawk 18 last year to win a skin or two.

If memory serves me, Andrew and I won 12 skins between us..

I am making my re-entry to the sport this weekend after a LONG absence due to my injury.

As I have planned, I will go back to hole 8 at Mack Taylor and finish my round from August 5th!!!

That will be exactly 90 days since I last played :confused:

It's good to see you back Michael. :cool:

welcome back mr treat :cool:. do be carefull.

Furdog made a fabulous putt on Blackhawk 18 last year to win a skin or two.

If memory serves me, Andrew and I won 12 skins between us..

I am making my re-entry to the sport this weekend after a LONG absence due to my injury.

As I have planned, I will go back to hole 8 at Mack Taylor and finish my round from August 5th!!! ... now THAT'S funny ... :D

That will be exactly 90 days since I last played :confused:


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... good to see you back playing and enjoying ...

how much for the double buger and fries :D

Yeah I got burned in the skins match last year. I had pushed more holes than anybody else and then we go to hole 1 and I get spit on a birdie putt from 20 feet. Bunch a crap. This year I'm going to let some other fool push the wussy holes while I get the big ones.

I remember that putt MC...

I felt bad for you as it did spit from about 20 feet or so.

Luckily I had a 3 foot tap in for the skins :cool:

I remember Andrew telling me to take my time, LOL...

so ,,, how much ????

Yeah that was a great birdie, Mike...hopefully you can duplicate that again for some cash.

I'm glad to see you are getting back on the course, pace yourself out there :D

Thanks, I plan on a slow and steady approach, and drive too..

Dan Bougher's no step drive may be my best bet at first..

No 360's thats for sure :cool:

Hell yeah, that is awesome! Go finish that round and then come out getcha about 10 or 12 skins again immediately following. :DThat would PHAT!! It will definately be good to see you back out there tossing some plastic around. Thanks for all your're help BTW.

i wan a skn or two last year
and i also saw furdog nail the long putt on 18 to win
classic disc golf memory for me
i swear it was the putt of his life and he got $$$$ like four bucks or something like that

what i remember is i missed a twelve foot putt for six skins on the notorious question mark hole, one of the very few times i've had the try at a three.this year i dont plan on missing.

it was more than a 12 footer
you know he would not have made a 12 foot putt for $$
it was a big putt
who has the scores form last year ?

Furdog made a fabulous putt on Blackhawk 18 last year to win a skin or two.

If memory serves me, Andrew and I won 12 skins between us...



That is all I remember....:cool:

Man, it was great. I played again today, exactly 90 days since I broke my ankle.

As promised, I went back to hole 8 at Mack. The scene of the ugly injury.

This time was much more succesful.

I was really surprised how well it went. On hole 9, my second hole, I threw almost to the creek, which is pretty good for me.

Anyway, it's great to be back. I really appreciate everyones concern and well wishes.

See you at the course. It's great to be able to say that again..

The Hotdog Division Rules!!!! :cool:

The dog knows...he has been in the hotdog division his entire life.

The hotdog division rules because there are always a couple of good players that show up and help push the skins. All you need is a couple on the card. Then you ride their backs and wait for the chance of sticking in the long putt for the cash. :cool:

quit lyimg, you havent stuck anything long, ever :o:D, I hope to come out on Friday, so bring your leash. :D

Hope to come out?

Come on now!

quit lyimg, you havent stuck anything long, ever :o:D, I hope to come out on Friday, so bring your leash. :D



I remember Furdog sinking a 35 footer (60 footer in Furdog measurement) on hole 18 for some skins action....

ANDREW...THAT WAS ABOUT A 75' PUTT ON HOLE 15....JUST AT THE CORNER AND A LITTLE IN THE WOODS....I WAS THERE AND WITNESSED THE YELLING...SCRATCHING OF THE TREES....AND THE IN YOUR FACE I'M THE MAN WITH YOUR MONEY NOW...WHERES TWOPUTT WHEN YOU NEED HIM CELEBRATION....AND IF YOU NEED MORE CONFIRMATION LOOK NEAR THE TREES OUT THERE AND YOU WILL SEE WHERE HE MARKED HIS TERRITORY...

The way I remember it was more like 85 ft, uphill, over the bushes, under the limbs, and against a 30mph head wind with about 8 guys burning a hole in the back of my head with that "miss it" stare. :D

Thank you Coach Wise for not saying "dollar". :cool:

My only regret is that I didn't gloat more. You can bet if it happens this year I'll have my speech ready. ;)

Below is a link to the flyer.

Big Buck Skins - FLYER (http://tulsadiscsports.org/skinsflyer.html)

The way I remember it was more like 85 ft, uphill, over the bushes, under the limbs, and against a 30mph head wind with about 8 guys burning a hole in the back of my head with that "miss it" stare. :D

Thank you Coach Wise for not saying "dollar". :cool:

My only regret is that I didn't gloat more. You can bet if it happens this year I'll have my speech ready. ;)



I CAN HEAR IT NOW...
ARRFF ARRFF ....BOW WOW...BOW WOW...SHOW ME THE MONEY....BOW WOW ...BOW WOW...ARRFF ARRFF....I AM THE MAN...ARRF WOW...BOW ARRFF....
STRAT SCRATCHING YOUR BACK ON THE NEAREST TREE...THEN MARK YOUR TERRITORY...TAKE THE BOX ON THE NEXT HOLE....SHANK YOUR NEXT DRIVE JUST TO SHOW THAT YOUR ARE HUMAN...OR JUST THE AVERAGE DOG.

AND TO ALL THAT MIGHT NOT KNOW THE DOG HAS STOLEN THE STAR WARS THEME TRACK FOR HIS INTRO TO THE BOX WHEN HE THINKS THAT HE IS GOING TO MAKE A GOOD SHOT.....HE WILL PREFORM IT ABOUT TWICE A ROUND....SO PAY ATTENTION WHEN HIS THEME PLAYS BEFORE HIS SHOT....I GUESS ITS SOMETHING LIKE THE GUY SAYING HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS BEFORE HE JUMPS A SEMI TRAILER WITH A BULLDOZER.....

Bark....Bark.....Woof.....Woof!!!!

Victory will be mine once again!!!! :cool:

AND TO ALL THAT MIGHT NOT KNOW THE DOG HAS STOLEN THE STAR WARS THEME TRACK FOR HIS INTRO TO THE BOX WHEN HE THINKS THAT HE IS GOING TO MAKE A GOOD SHOT.....



stinking hippies have ruined Star Wars


http://www.popamericana.com/!/Star%20Wars%20Rocks.jpg http://www.thejay.com/wp-content/vaderhelmet25.jpg http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/5.jpg

Bark....Bark.....Woof.....Woof!!!!

Victory will be mine once again!!!! :cool:



I guess Chewbacca could be a distant relative then. :eek: :cool:

Bark....Bark.....Woof.....Woof!!!!

Victory will be mine once again!!!! :cool:



I guess Chewbacca could be a distant relative then. :eek: :cool:



More like John Candy in the movie Space Balls! :D
Barf: half man and half dog, so that way he could be his own best friend! :D

Well since Zooc is still hiding from me,.....a half dog effort should be all that is needed to take the Hotdog title this year. :cool:

I just got a call that Coda is short on funds and will be playing in the Hot Dog division this year. :D:D

****....That ain't right. :(

Maybe it's time to create a "Beanie-Weenie" division.

http://shopbettys.mynewweb30.com/images/vcbw_large.jpg :D

If we have to, the Hotdog division will subsidize Coda's entry to get him to move up to the Hamburger or Steak division. :D

However if he does end up doing the Oscar Meyer, it will be up to Patterson, Donkey Dan, MC, Mr. Diel, or Mitchell to step up and push some skins so the rest of us cocktail weiners can have a shot at a few. ;)

Offical Results

Poser Division

Wayne gregory
Brad VonAschen
Joe Blackwell
Jeremiah
Justin Bougher $7
Scott Schumacher $7
Mike Conners $14
Dan Bougher $21
Johnny Thompson $28
Dave Nicholson $28
Mike Treat $28
Sal Felanto $35
Jay Slack $49
Andrew Treat $56


Player Division

Kelly Watson
Joe Rotan
Kevin McCoy
Devan Owen $35
Cris Hicks $35
Chris Wagel $175
Dave Wise $385


As always it was a blast, I look forwrd to next year or this new years.
Thanks to all that came out, it was a great day out.


And The Fabulas FurDoogo gets his feet wet with his first skin. and the Opie & Andy show nets 13 skins in the Poser division.
wow has it neen a year since furdog made a putt

Well since Zooc is still hiding from me,.....a half dog effort should be all that is needed to take the Hotdog title this year. :cool:

:confused: I am here you little Bi#%$@, I only mess with Pedigree, but in your case and your $$, "sure I'll take your money" :D:p

Well I understand why you are hiding out since it's TURKEY season but I think after tomorrow it should be safe for you to come out again. :)

Gobble .... Gobble .....little buddy. :cool:

Yes, you are right , happy thankszoocy day. dog, I ll save the bigget bone for ya. :D

seriously, Happy Thanksgiving to all, remember our troops on this holiday. And God Bless them. :)

http://tulsadiscsports.org/chandler37.jpg

LOOKING TO TAKE YOUR MONEY THIS FRIDAY...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.... HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL....WATCH OUT FOR THE DAY AFTER....AKA BLACK FRIDAY

Hotdog division rules!!!!

1pm at Blackhawk

Don't forget to bring the mustard. :)

dont forget to bring your leash :D and, I'LL SEE YOU THERE DAN :p

I will also provide free ctps for each division.
I looked through some of my stash and have come up with two 07 special belend rocs, one black t-rex-x, three glow warlocks and three bottles of dry hands.
I know it isn't much but its free and the total value is
a little over a $100. ;)

Oh and of course I'll have cold beer. :D

See everyone this afternoon! :D

I will bring a little something as well to throw in the kitty. I looked in my stash as well, and found a box of biscuits, for maybee a dog.................

I will also provide free ctps for each division.
I looked through some of my stash and have come up with two 07 special belend rocs, one black t-rex-x, three glow warlocks and three bottles of dry hands.
I know it isn't much but its free and the total value is
a little over a $100. ;)

Oh and of course I'll have cold beer. :D

See everyone this afternoon! :D



WHAT ABOUT THE HOT CHOCOLATE????
HAND WARMERS????
HOODIES????
BEANIE CAPS?????
DRY SOCKS?????
YULE TIDE LOG????

Furdog has your log, Dan

WHAT DID IS SAY TO DESERVE THAT ???

IF ANYTHING I HOPE NO ONE STEPS IN IT!!!

no, I just forgot to add the :D

And thanks Dave, for setting up the show. I got mine and am happy. Only lost 2 in the drink :(, but the park job on 1 was worth it. :DEnjoyed playing with Ya. Thanks for the $$$ ;)

thanks dave
and thanks for having a hot dog division where even a guy like me can score some cashola
o and thanks for the ctp as well
a better was to spend the day than shopping
slack

spray spray spray all day long. great fun watching today but very little fun playing. congrats to the skin collectors

Thank you Dave Wise for running big buck skins today. Beats working :D

Come on Pitch where are the scores!!!!?:o:D

oh snap

Come on Pitch where are the scores!!!!?:o:D

I know Big Nic cleaned up in the chopped beef div. and M to the C worked over the weenie div. :DI like the finer cut of beef, I took seven in the steak dept. Wise took Six, Chris Hicks took 2. DAN took 2, Coda one, and Ryan A. took none, and we all went wee wee all the way home :D:o:Dsorry,, I have little ones. :)$$$$ :p

I'm sorry, before I am corrected, I meant, MC was in the second group of Burgers. Not the Furweeniedog division. :DThanks again to all.

Sorry for the dealy but I was tired last night and had to be on the soccer fields at 6:30 this morning.

We had 28 players out for a chilly afternoon, playing for a total of $1,300! Not bad for a Friday.
I want to thank all of those that came out and encourage more to come out next year. If you have never played before, skins is a diffent game and requires a different mental game as well. With Skins ANYTHING can happen and usually does. :D
The proof of that is that over 60% of the field got something back. ;)

Thanks again!

Results

Steak Division $90 Entry
Dave Zucconi - 7 skins $210
Dave Wise - 6 Skins $180
Dan Bougher - 2 Skins $60
Cris Hicks - @ skins $60
Coda Hatfield - 1 Skin $30
Ryan Allensworth - :(


Hamburger Division $40 Entry

Mike Conners - 12 Skins $192
Dave Nicholson - 10 Skins $160
Abraham Barbour - 4 Skins $64
Chris Hutchinson - 4 Skins $64
Johnnie Thompson - 3 Skins $48
Taylor Sears - 3 Skins $48
Devan Owens - 2 Skins $32
Billy Lund - 2 Skins $32
Dave Pennekamp - :(
BVA :(
MarQ :(
Justin Bougher :(
Dan Olsen :(
Chris Wagle :(
Jerry Stacy :(
Bryan Hinds :(

Hot Dog Division $20 Entry
Jay Slack - 8 Skins $48
Joyle Deering - 6 Skins $36
Ray Peterson - 3 Skins $18
Dough Duff - # Skins $18
Scott Schumacher :(
Snake :(

Man...

Look at all those pros in the Hamburger division...:(

Either there must have been a lack of funds....or confidence... :o

I bet everyone thought that Coda would sweep it so they dropped down.......but that didn't happen!

....Great work Dave! I am sure everyone had a blast with it...

Sorry I missed it, but I was "mentally preparing" for Pink Floyd Australia!! Which rocked my socks off...!

lol.... :D

I almost went, heard it was the best,,,, being a true Floydian, thank you for going.. :cool:

... anything wanted on mini-schedule for Monday(s) ? ...
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Dec.24
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Dec.31
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... ?

I'd be willing to run another skins match on the 31st, depending on the intrest.

I will play again on the 31st

if nobody steps through another glass cooktop :(

I will play again on the 31st

if nobody steps through another glass cooktop :(



all you needed to do was win some skins and you could of paid for that...well maybe you and coopers skins could of paid for that :D

I will play again on the 31st

if nobody steps through another glass cooktop :(



Why were they walking on a stove top???

Is this some kind of weird Thanksgiving tradition at your house??

unfortunatly it wasn't my house so it cost me 400 extra just to replace the cooktop if it was mine it would have waited

I'd be willing to run another skins match on the 31st, depending on the intrest.


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... okee doak ... ya know people will show to play ...
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... what Park ? ... time ? ... entry-amount ? ... or cuantos-$-per-Hole ? ... any other d-tails you want on mini-schedule ? ...

Same place - BlackHawk 1:00pm

$20
$40
$60 (depending on group decision, it could go higher :D)

Treat, be sure to bring your Christmas money from Grandma, she won't mind. :D

... thanx ... we'll have it on there ... :cool:

unfortunatly it wasn't my house so it cost me 400 extra just to replace the cooktop if it was mine it would have waited



Poor Poor Jerry was it a Whirlpool Range, Roper, Kenmore, Estate, Kitchen Aid, Maytag?

If so I could have gotten replacement cooktop for dirt cheap useing my emeployee discount. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

maytag jenn-air I wish i would've known that

The last skins match of the year will be held at McClure park at 1:00pm and NOT Black Hawk. It has been moved due to the damge of the ice storm at Mohawk.

Since it is being moved to McClure, I want to try and avoid the possibility of numerous holes being carried over on ties and one or two players winning skins.
So in light of this we will be playing SEVERE OB RULES at McClure. We tried this out the other day and I shot a 77. :o:(

I will try to have maps outlining all of the OB for each hole. The biggest factor is that if any drive does not come to rest in a safe area, it will require a re-tee. No drive will be marked where it went out of bounds, it is an automatic re-tee. I hope this will make for some unexpected out comes on some of the holes.

Hole 1 - All drives must come to rest in the area between the sidewalk and the creek.

Hole 2 - All drives must come to rest in the area between the sidewalk and the creek.

Hole 3 - OB any where left of or across the side walk.

Hole 4 - There will be a 30ft radius around the basket that will be safe. All other areas will be out of bounds.

Hole 5 - All drives must come to rest between the side walk and baseball field.

Hole 6 - Island hole, all drives must come to rest on the island. Any drives that are not at rest in a safe area will require a re-tee.

Hole 7 - Drive must come to rest across the sidewalk to be considered safe. Any drive short of the side walk will require a re-tee.

Hole 8 - All drives must be across the creek and left of the sidewalk to be considered safe. All others will require a re-tee.

Hole 9 - Will be played with normal OB.

Hole 10 - The only OB here will be past the sidewalk.

Hole 11 - All drives must come to rest between the sidewalk to the left and the creek to the right.

Hole 12 - Island hole. A 30ft radius will be marked on the hole and all drives must come to rest inside of the circle to be considered safe. All others will require a re-tee.

Hole 13 - OB will be the sidewalk and beyond to the left and the right of the basket.

Hole 14 - OB will be anything in the road or beyond and anything right or short of the sidewalk. Your dirve must be across the path that runs the length of the hole.

Hole 15 - Island Hole. A 30ft radius will be marked for this hole. All drives must come to rest inside the circle or be considered OB and require a re-tee.

Hole 16 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses infront of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road.

Hole 17 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses infront of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road. Also arcross the fenced pool area is out of bounds.

Hole 18 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses infront of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road. There will also be an out of bounds area just short and right of the basket. It is the area completely surrounded by sidewalk. Also the gravel area below the basket near the tennis courts is also out of bounds.

THE TWO METER RULE IS IN EFFECT!


I know this all may sound severe but that is what I am looking for. I want to see everyone have an opportunity to win some skins. The changes will have an effect on even the best of players.

So come on out New Years Eve at 1:00pm. play a round of golf and still have time to celebrate the New Year that evening.
Entries will be $20, $40 and $60. The $60 may go up if decided by the group.

Ok....I'll be first to gripe. :D

I like it except for 4, 8, 12, 13, 14,& 15.

This thirty foot perimeter is BS. It could take all stinkin day. :p....The OB for # 13 is unclear and on # 8 you handycap people who may not want to go swimming for their discs. I understand you need to make it interesting but it's also supposed to be fun. :confused:

sounds fun!!! that format could create some monster scores it is a good thing this is a skins game.

Ok....I'll be first to gripe. :D

I like it except for 4, 8, 12, 13, 14,& 15.

This thirty foot perimeter is BS. It could take all stinkin day. :p....The OB for # 13 is unclear and on # 8 you handycap people who may not want to go swimming for their discs. I understand you need to make it interesting but it's also supposed to be fun. :confused:



Whats confusing about 13?
There is a sidewalk to the left and right of the basket. If you're on the side walk or beyond you are OB.

Hole 8 - I wasn't sure what to do, so just win your skins on 7 and let them have hole 8. Or just sit it out and hope the others in your group make it a carry over.

The 30ft is a radius not a diameter. That gives you a 60ft circle. I will change it on what I have listed on hole 15 to a 30ft radius and not a diameter. All three of the island holes are well within your short arm distance and are the same holes you offer to play for CTP, so whats the problem? :o

It won't take all day and it could speed things up. If two people are in the cirlce safe and yo didn't make it, then just pick up and move on. This is skins NOT score.

And it will be fun, especially watching some of the good players not hitting the safe zones. :D

Bump!


The last skins match of the year will be held at McClure park at 1:00pm on New Year's Eve and NOT at Black Hawk. It has been moved due to the damge of the ice storm at Mohawk.

Since it is being moved to McClure, I want to try and avoid the possibility of numerous holes being carried over on ties and one or two players winning skins.
So in light of this we will be playing SEVERE OB RULES at McClure. We tried this out the other day and I shot a 77. :o:(

I will try to have maps outlining all of the OB for each hole. The biggest factor is that if any drive does not come to rest in a safe area, it will require a re-tee. No drive will be marked where it went out of bounds, it is an automatic re-tee. I hope this will make for some unexpected out comes on some of the holes.

Hole 1 - All drives must come to rest in the area between the sidewalk and the creek.

Hole 2 - All drives must come to rest in the area between the sidewalk and the creek.

Hole 3 - OB any where left of or across the side walk.

Hole 4 - There will be a 30ft radius around the basket that will be safe. All other areas will be out of bounds.

Hole 5 - All drives must come to rest between the side walk and baseball field.

Hole 6 - Island hole, all drives must come to rest on the island. Any drives that are not at rest in a safe area will require a re-tee.

Hole 7 - Drive must come to rest across the sidewalk to be considered safe. Any drive short of the side walk will require a re-tee.

Hole 8 - All drives must be across the creek and left of the sidewalk to be considered safe. All others will require a re-tee.

Hole 9 - Will be played with normal OB.

Hole 10 - The only OB here will be past the sidewalk.

Hole 11 - All drives must come to rest between the sidewalk to the left and the creek to the right.

Hole 12 - Island hole. A 30ft radius will be marked on the hole and all drives must come to rest inside of the circle to be considered safe. All others will require a re-tee.

Hole 13 - OB will be the sidewalk and beyond to the left and the right of the basket.

Hole 14 - OB will be anything in the road or beyond and anything right or short of the sidewalk. Your dirve must be across the path that runs the length of the hole.

Hole 15 - Island Hole. A 30ft radius will be marked for this hole. All drives must come to rest inside the circle or be considered OB and require a re-tee.

Hole 16 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses infront of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road.

Hole 17 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses infront of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road. Also arcross the fenced pool area is out of bounds.

Hole 18 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses infront of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road. There will also be an out of bounds area just short and right of the basket. It is the area completely surrounded by sidewalk. Also the gravel area below the basket near the tennis courts is also out of bounds.

THE TWO METER RULE IS IN EFFECT!


I know this all may sound severe but that is what I am looking for. I want to see everyone have an opportunity to win some skins. The changes will have an effect on even the best of players.

So come on out New Years Eve at 1:00pm. play a round of golf and still have time to celebrate the New Year that evening.
Entries will be $20, $40 and $60. The $60 may go up if decided by the group.

that sounds like fun!Which way is that storm moving?

Looks like most of the precipitation will stay south today.
So we will probably get very little if any.
Maybe not for tommorrow night.
That one bears watching.
Maybe some accumulating snow from Tulsa to the North.
D.P.

It's still BS. :p

I have a hard time getting across the sidewalk on # 12, let alone getting within 30 ft of the basket. :(....Same goes for # 14. :p

Instead of creating all these stinkin "island" holes why don't you make some of them alternate arm shots. In other words if you're a lefty then you have to throw and putt with your right hand. :o

It's evident that you only lost power for like 2 or 3 hours during the storm because obviously your imagination has never needed to be put to use. ;)

Anyone have Coberly's number? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

If not that then maybe you can pay me $30 or $40 to sit in the parking lot and keep your car's stereo safe from the stinkin theives.

Not funny Furdog :mad:;)

Sorry man. I hate that it happened to you. I hate theives and if I caught them I'd probably end up in jail for manslaughter.

They are the scum of the earth in my opinion. :mad:

WHAT? The side walk on 12 is 5 ft infront of the tee pad. And on 14 I have seen you put it within 3ft of the basket. :mad:

As for alternating arms, I can turbo right handed and throw a right handed side arm. Wagle can throw all of his shots with either arm as can some others. So that will only put you at a bigger disadvantage.

I am sure if everyone in the $20 group doesn't like the rules
they will probably make up their own. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Probably... I am just sayin... ;)
D.P. :D

Yada...yada...yada....yada. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Where were you when nobody was stepping up to run the NT. ;)

If you really want to play tough golf you should go ahead and do this at Black. Then everyone can get an idea of the work that needs to be done. Don't be afraid of the big bad woods my friend. :o

I am sure if everyone in the $20 group doesn't like the rules
they will probably make up their own. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Probably... I am just sayin... ;)
D.P. :D



I know Dale. I just want to give Dave a hard time. I really don't get excited over McClure anymore. I think there are a lot of different formatts to be played out there without having to go with all the extra OB and island hole stuff. I'd rather play safari golf or something different. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

are there going to be large groups on each card or is it still to be seen as players arrive?

Each group will be able to decide how many they want on each card.

FurDog - you gripe about not being able to reach hole 14 but you suggest Safari golf? How the hell do you plan on competing in that one? You can give me all the crap you want, it is what it is. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

If you don't like it, then get Coberly and the others and go play on your little mountain. :o

Where were you when nobody was stepping up to run the NT. ;)



I was right there, offering my support by filling one of the players spots that they need to fill. :D

Where were you?

SNAP :o:cool:

Where were you when nobody was stepping up to run the NT. ;)



I was right there, offering my support by filling one of the players spots that they need to fill. :D

Where were you?





I offered to run it.......right into the ground but they wouldn't let me. :D

There's only three guys that IMO could have ran it but two of those guys said no.

It's in good hands now as long as the TD doesn't go over the top with all the OB like you. :p....


Since you got all this time off maybe you should get out to Blackhawk and start clearing a path for your lefty line. Maybe you can earn yourself a "Golden Chainsaw". :o

Then again, if you wait for the spring rain the course will flood and float all that wood into nice neat piles. ;)

Lefty line sounds good to me let the righty players clear their own lanes.
side arm takes the left hand path.

What is the plan for cleanup at Blackhawk? Do we need permission from anyone to start the cleanup? Will the club be renting any chippers, or are we going to have to haul all of the debris out to another location, if we have to haul it out do we have a location to haul it to?

James, glad to see you have the desire to get started and we will soon enough.
Some things have to be worked out with the Parks Department first and I'm sure the TDSA Board, along with yourself will be making decisions as to what or how much the club can provide for the Black Hawk resurection. ;)

Thanks for the info Dave............. I walked the whole course Tuesday, I think we can have it ready for the NT if we can get enough help.

Martin's "Spring Fling" arrives at Mohawk on March 1st. Maybe we could get it done by then.

I'd think April 1st would be a more appropriate day. :D

Well let's not wait around for "The Vegetable" to make a decision. I'm sure he'll be clearing tree limbs at the golf course until the next River Tax comes around. :o

By the way. The TDSA website still shows the Skins at Mohawk. It's probably too late to change it so you should just go ahead and do it there. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I can't wait until ChandlerStock comes around again, beleive me, this will all come back to you 10 fold. :o

Did you forget who you're screwing with?
Have you already gotten that taste out of your mouth? :o

Well if it came from you then it probably tastes like CHICKEN!!! :o

Here you are "Mr I'm so Tough I Play in any Weather Anytime Day or Night". I bet you tell your kids that you walked five miles, uphill, in the snow to get to school.

If Chandler were open and they would let me in then I would be up there clearing the course. You play at Black more than I do. Get out there and get started. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif.....Move the skins to Black this weekend and then you have a whole crew to clear as you go. Do you not know how to throw a thumber? :eek:....Are you afraid of the big bad wood piles? :o....Just consider them OB if you're looking for high stroke count. ;)

How much wood could a Twoputt chuck if a Twoputt could chuck wood??? :D

Well if it came from you then it probably tastes like CHICKEN!!! :o<font color="red"> Glad to know you think my arse tastes like chicken. That tag looked good in your mouth :D</font>

Here you are "Mr I'm so Tough I Play in any Weather Anytime Day or Night". I bet you tell your kids that you walked five miles, uphill, <font color="red">Both ways </font> in the snow to get to school.

If Chandler were open and they would let me in then I would be up there clearing the course. <font color="red"> Proof is in the pudding, I'm sure Pat would let you in if you wanted to work. </font> You play at Black more than I do. <font color="red">I play more any where than you do </font> Get out there and get started. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif.....Move the skins to Black this weekend <font color="red">Skins is on Monday, Dumbarse </font> and then you have a whole crew to clear as you go. Do you not know how to throw a thumber? :eek:....Are you afraid of the big bad wood piles? <font color="red"> They never bothered me when I was taking your butt to them </font> :o....Just consider them OB if you're looking for high stroke count. ;) <font color="red">I would tell you the difference between stroke play and skins play, but once I mention those two words, you'll only be thinking about your left hand and your right hand.</font>

<font color="red"> By the way, will we be seeing you at night golf tonight? Tough guy </font>

Two Putt,

I think that Furdog's just griping because he wasn't happy with the hot dog division, he needs a new lower division like the PDGA is doing, I'm afraid it's come to this

http://www.theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/Samples/030.2/s7s.JPG http://www.recipetips.com/images/glossary/s/sausage_vienna1.jpg

you must draw a line somewhere or the 9 cent Vienna Sausage Division will ruin competitive DG as we know it, besides it's really tough trying to cut pennies in half ;)

if it comes to a directer vote im all in on a bobcat with claws like they use at the indoor dump, or a track hoe to save backs. i also like the idea of a chipper shredder.

Well if it came from you then it probably tastes like CHICKEN!!! :o<font color="red"> Glad to know you think my arse tastes like chicken. That tag looked good in your mouth :D</font>

Here you are "Mr I'm so Tough I Play in any Weather Anytime Day or Night". I bet you tell your kids that you walked five miles, uphill, <font color="red">Both ways </font> in the snow to get to school.

If Chandler were open and they would let me in then I would be up there clearing the course. <font color="red"> Proof is in the pudding, I'm sure Pat would let you in if you wanted to work. </font> You play at Black more than I do. <font color="red">I play more any where than you do </font> Get out there and get started. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif.....Move the skins to Black this weekend <font color="red">Skins is on Monday, Dumbarse </font> and then you have a whole crew to clear as you go. Do you not know how to throw a thumber? :eek:....Are you afraid of the big bad wood piles? <font color="red"> They never bothered me when I was taking your butt to them </font> :o....Just consider them OB if you're looking for high stroke count. ;) <font color="red">I would tell you the difference between stroke play and skins play, but once I mention those two words, you'll only be thinking about your left hand and your right hand.</font>

<font color="red"> By the way, will we be seeing you at night golf tonight? Tough guy </font>







That's right. Don't answer my questions Lamus. Don't use this weekend to get started on Mohawk. You might have to get your new Avalanche dirty. Just sit here on the board and provide the commentary. With you in charge it probably will take a year to put it back together. :p

Who the hell said I was in charge?

Its up to the club to decide how the clean up will be funded.
Going in there and just picking up sticks and debris is a waste of time without the right equipment. Besides, have you not checked the club schedule? There are minis on Saturday at Pawhuska and Sunday at Riverside.
Since I know you will not be at Pawhuska, get on out to Mohawk, go to hole 1 and get Started. Your truck already has a big dent in it, so its no bid deal if we use your truck to haul wood out of there, right?

Put up or shut up! :o

Whats wrong Dog? Cat got your tounge? :D

This is why nobody answers your questions at the admin meetings. You used to be a club member but now you're just a "member". The club didn't finance the other clean up so why should it finance this? The club doesn't make that much money off of Mohawk mini's anyway. Why are you always looking for a "hand-out". :confused:....

I have checked the schedule and it says 1pm Skins at MOHAWK. Imagine that. :o...I wonder who the TD is that couldn't get the around to call someone to update the website that the location has changed? :confused:....Could it be the same guy who was passed out at 9pm on Christmas Eve while Santa was eating cookies in his kitchen? :D

I'm sure you'll be in Pawhuska looking for a free meal on Saturday but I didn't know a big bad pro like you would even mess with a "pitch-&amp;-putt" like Riverside. :eek:

Don't worry about hauling wood. You'll never take the bed cover off your Lame-a-lanche anyway because like you said it's too short to haul anything. That's why you guys have gas logs. Julie said you tried to bring home real wood one time but you lost your load before you could get it into the fireplace. :o

Your skins match should be at Mohawk. You can call it..."Trench Golf". :D

This is why nobody answers your questions at the admin meetings. You used to be a club member but now you're just a "member". The club didn't finance the other clean up so why should it finance this? <font color="red">If the club wants to use this course with in the next 6 months, they will have to come up with some $$$. The city will not be able to help until, maybe July </font> The club doesn't make that much money off of Mohawk mini's anyway. Why are you always looking for a "hand-out". :confused:.... <font color="red">I didn't ask for a hand out. I only provided a basic assesment of what it will take to get it back in shape </font>

I have checked the schedule and it says 1pm Skins at MOHAWK. Imagine that. :o...I wonder who the TD is that couldn't get the around to call someone to update the website that the location has changed? :confused:....Could it be the same guy who was passed out at 9pm on Christmas Eve while Santa was eating cookies in his kitchen? :D<font color="red"> The schedule has been posted for a while now. I wasn't able to even see if the course was playable until saturday morning. Besides, personally I don't care if you or any one else plays. Its not like I make a dime on it. The last time, I donated a over a case of beer and $100 of my own plastic. The only thing you brought was your sorry game. How much did you win any how?</font>

I'm sure you'll be in Pawhuska looking for a free meal on Saturday but I didn't know a big bad pro like you would even mess with a "pitch-&amp;-putt" like Riverside. :eek:
<font color="red">You're right, I probably won't be at Riverside. I was thinking of going to Black Hawk and pulling #14 so that BVA could start fixing it. Don't worry I can handle it, I'll have it done before you roll out of bed at noon.</font>

Don't worry about hauling wood. You'll never take the bed cover off your Lame-a-lanche anyway because like you said it's too short to haul anything. That's why you guys have gas logs. Julie said you tried to bring home real wood one time but you lost your load before you could get it into the fireplace. :o<font color="red">You seem to worry a lot about my loads, come on out Sunday and I'll save one for you </font>

Your skins match should be at Mohawk. You can call it..."Trench Golf". :D<font color="red">Well since Mohawk is on the schedule, why don't you go on out there and wait around. You and anyone that shows up can play your lil red rocket weenie division. </font>

Bump!


The last skins match of the year will be held at McClure park at 1:00pm on New Year's Eve and NOT at Black Hawk. It has been moved due to the damge of the ice storm at Mohawk.

Since it is being moved to McClure, I want to try and avoid the possibility of numerous holes being carried over on ties and one or two players winning skins.
So in light of this we will be playing SEVERE OB RULES at McClure. We tried this out the other day and I shot a 77. :o:(

I will try to have maps outlining all of the OB for each hole. The biggest factor is that if any drive does not come to rest in a safe area, it will require a re-tee. No drive will be marked where it went out of bounds, it is an automatic re-tee. I hope this will make for some unexpected out comes on some of the holes.

Hole 1 - All drives must come to rest in the area between the sidewalk and the creek.

Hole 2 - All drives must come to rest in the area between the sidewalk and the creek.

Hole 3 - OB any where left of or across the side walk.

Hole 4 - There will be a 30ft radius around the basket that will be safe. All other areas will be out of bounds.

Hole 5 - All drives must come to rest between the side walk and baseball field.

Hole 6 - Island hole, all drives must come to rest on the island. Any drives that are not at rest in a safe area will require a re-tee.

Hole 7 - Drive must come to rest across the sidewalk to be considered safe. Any drive short of the side walk will require a re-tee.

Hole 8 - All drives must be across the creek and left of the sidewalk to be considered safe. All others will require a re-tee.

Hole 9 - Will be played with normal OB.

Hole 10 - The only OB here will be past the sidewalk.

Hole 11 - All drives must come to rest between the sidewalk to the left and the creek to the right.

Hole 12 - Island hole. A 30ft radius will be marked on the hole and all drives must come to rest inside of the circle to be considered safe. All others will require a re-tee.

Hole 13 - OB will be the sidewalk and beyond to the left and the right of the basket.

Hole 14 - OB will be anything in the road or beyond and anything right or short of the sidewalk. Your dirve must be across the path that runs the length of the hole.

Hole 15 - Island Hole. A 30ft radius will be marked for this hole. All drives must come to rest inside the circle or be considered OB and require a re-tee.

Hole 16 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses infront of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road.

Hole 17 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses infront of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road. Also arcross the fenced pool area is out of bounds.

Hole 18 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses infront of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road. There will also be an out of bounds area just short and right of the basket. It is the area completely surrounded by sidewalk. Also the gravel area below the basket near the tennis courts is also out of bounds.

THE TWO METER RULE IS IN EFFECT!


I know this all may sound severe but that is what I am looking for. I want to see everyone have an opportunity to win some skins. The changes will have an effect on even the best of players.

So come on out New Years Eve at 1:00pm. play a round of golf and still have time to celebrate the New Year that evening.
Entries will be $20, $40 and $60. The $60 may go up if decided by the group.

Ye have no faith. :p

Bump!


The last skins match of the year will be held at McClure park at 1:00pm on New Year's Eve and NOT at Black Hawk. It has been moved due to the damage of the ice storm at Mohawk.

Since it is being moved to McClure, I want to try and avoid the possibility of numerous holes being carried over on ties and one or two players winning skins.
So in light of this we will be playing SEVERE OB RULES at McClure. We tried this out the other day and I shot a 77. :o:(

I will try to have maps outlining all of the OB for each hole. The biggest factor is that if any drive does not come to rest in a safe area, it will require a re-tee. No drive will be marked where it went out of bounds, it is an automatic re-tee. I hope this will make for some unexpected out comes on some of the holes.

Hole 1 - All drives must come to rest in the area between the sidewalk and the creek.

Hole 2 - All drives must come to rest in the area between the sidewalk and the creek.

Hole 3 - OB any where left of or across the side walk.

Hole 4 - There will be a 30ft radius around the basket that will be safe. All other areas will be out of bounds.

Hole 5 - All drives must come to rest between the side walk and baseball field.

Hole 6 - Island hole, all drives must come to rest on the island. Any drives that are not at rest in a safe area will require a re-tee.

Hole 7 - Drive must come to rest across the sidewalk to be considered safe. Any drive short of the side walk will require a re-tee.

Hole 8 - All drives must be across the creek and left of the sidewalk to be considered safe. All others will require a re-tee.

Hole 9 - Will be played with normal OB.

Hole 10 - The only OB here will be past the sidewalk.

Hole 11 - All drives must come to rest between the sidewalk to the left and the creek to the right.

Hole 12 - Island hole. A 30ft radius will be marked on the hole and all drives must come to rest inside of the circle to be considered safe. All others will require a re-tee.

Hole 13 - OB will be the sidewalk and beyond to the left and the right of the basket.

Hole 14 - OB will be anything in the road or beyond and anything right or short of the sidewalk. Your drive must be across the path that runs the length of the hole.

Hole 15 - Island Hole. A 30ft radius will be marked for this hole. All drives must come to rest inside the circle or be considered OB and require a re-tee.

Hole 16 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses in front of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road.

Hole 17 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses in front of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road. Also across the fenced pool area is out of bounds.

Hole 18 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses in front of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road. There will also be an out of bounds area just short and right of the basket. It is the area completely surrounded by sidewalk. Also the gravel area below the basket near the tennis courts is also out of bounds.

THE TWO METER RULE IS IN EFFECT!


I know this all may sound severe but that is what I am looking for. I want to see everyone have an opportunity to win some skins. The changes will have an effect on even the best of players.

So come on out New Years Eve at 1:00pm. play a round of golf and still have time to celebrate the New Year that evening.
Entries will be $20, $40 and $60. The $60 may go up if decided by the group.







Now that is Golf! :cool:
Placement is everything! :D
Good job Dave!! :)

By the way. The TDSA website still shows the Skins at Mohawk. It's probably too late to change it so you should just go ahead and do it there. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


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... Ward should have the new January Mini-Schedule up by this evening ...

Affiliate membership check is cut and on the way to the PDGA today. :cool:
Remember the new increased price for non member play in sanctioned events :eek: and contact Wayne if you missed the deadline! :confused:
Next scheduled event is at the lodge on Saturday, see you there! :D

Bump!


The last skins match of the year will be held at McClure park at 1:00pm on New Year's Eve and NOT at Black Hawk. It has been moved due to the damage of the ice storm at Mohawk.

Since it is being moved to McClure, I want to try and avoid the possibility of numerous holes being carried over on ties and one or two players winning skins.
So in light of this we will be playing SEVERE OB RULES at McClure. We tried this out the other day and I shot a 77. :o:(

I will try to have maps outlining all of the OB for each hole. The biggest factor is that if any drive does not come to rest in a safe area, it will require a re-tee. No drive will be marked where it went out of bounds, it is an automatic re-tee. I hope this will make for some unexpected out comes on some of the holes.

Hole 1 - All drives must come to rest in the area between the sidewalk and the creek.

Hole 2 - All drives must come to rest in the area between the sidewalk and the creek.

Hole 3 - OB any where left of or across the side walk.

Hole 4 - There will be a 30ft radius around the basket that will be safe. All other areas will be out of bounds.

Hole 5 - All drives must come to rest between the side walk and baseball field.

Hole 6 - Island hole, all drives must come to rest on the island. Any drives that are not at rest in a safe area will require a re-tee.

Hole 7 - Drive must come to rest across the sidewalk to be considered safe. Any drive short of the side walk will require a re-tee.

Hole 8 - All drives must be across the creek and left of the sidewalk to be considered safe. All others will require a re-tee.

Hole 9 - Will be played with normal OB.

Hole 10 - The only OB here will be past the sidewalk.

Hole 11 - All drives must come to rest between the sidewalk to the left and the creek to the right.

Hole 12 - Island hole. A 30ft radius will be marked on the hole and all drives must come to rest inside of the circle to be considered safe. All others will require a re-tee.

Hole 13 - OB will be the sidewalk and beyond to the left and the right of the basket.

Hole 14 - OB will be anything in the road or beyond and anything right or short of the sidewalk. Your drive must be across the path that runs the length of the hole.

Hole 15 - Island Hole. A 30ft radius will be marked for this hole. All drives must come to rest inside the circle or be considered OB and require a re-tee.

Hole 16 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses in front of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road.

Hole 17 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses in front of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road. Also across the fenced pool area is out of bounds.

Hole 18 - OB will be any drive short of the road that crosses in front of the tee area and in or across any perimeter road. There will also be an out of bounds area just short and right of the basket. It is the area completely surrounded by sidewalk. Also the gravel area below the basket near the tennis courts is also out of bounds.

THE TWO METER RULE IS IN EFFECT!


I know this all may sound severe but that is what I am looking for. I want to see everyone have an opportunity to win some skins. The changes will have an effect on even the best of players.

So come on out New Years Eve at 1:00pm. play a round of golf and still have time to celebrate the New Year that evening.
Entries will be $20, $40 and $60. The $60 may go up if decided by the group.







Now that is Golf! :cool:
Placement is everything! :D
Good job Dave!! :)

THAT ALL SOUNDS AWSOME.,, LUCKY FOR MOST OF YA, I, HAFTA WORK :DHOWEVER, I MAY BE WORKING AT MCCLURE, SO WHEN FURDOG GETS READY TO PUT.........NOISE WILL FOLLOW.. :)SEE YA

i will go to mohawk sat. and start clean up on hole 18 and work my way back
do not think i will be going to pawhuska

dave
do i need to clear that up with zook or jsut show up "?
jay

If you're gloing to be working on Black, it should be fine. I doubt they are going to argue with anyone wanting to lighten their load a little.

Thanks Jay! ;)

Ok... I've decided that I'm only going to bring 1 driver so if everybody on my card goes OB then they will have to wait until I run down and get my driver for the re-tee. :o

Hopefully I'll be right in front of Wise's card. :D

you can not get a disc that is O.B.,to use for re-teeing.

Booooo....hisssss.....hisssss. :mad:.....Who asked for your 2 cents :p :D

I'm sure your little buddy will come along anytime now and back you up though. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Dog,,, do the words "vote no" mean anything to you ??? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Ok... I've decided that I'm only going to bring 1 driver :o

Hopefully I'll be right in front of Wise's card. :D

I could be your caddie!

Please post the rule that covers this.

I sure can't seem to find it.

Dog,,, do the words "vote no" mean anything to you ??? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Only that you're the poster boy for the "Just Say No to Everything Association".

If we ever get a chance to vote on a pay raise for you city workers I'll be sure and follow your advice and join the club. :D

In the mean time I'm just going to sneak over to your house every once in a while and tear out your electric meter and weather head. :D

Please post the rule that covers this.

I sure can't seem to find it.



It's your event. Why don't you just veto his ruling?

What are you?.....His puppet boy??? :o:D

There's a lot of that going around now days. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

you can not get a disc that is O.B.,to use for re-teeing.



As far as I can tell, there is no such rule.

So, Furdog, you can carry the one driver and retreive it.
BUT There are rules covering the section of excessive time.

maximum of 30 seconds is allowed to each player to make a throw after:
(1) the previous player has thrown; and,
(2) the player has taken a reasonable time to arrive at the disc and mark the lie; and,
(3) the playing area is clear and free of distractions.

B. A player shall receive a warning for the first excessive time violation if observed by two or more players of the group or an official. The player shall be assessed one penalty throw for each subsequent excessive time violation in the same round if observed by two or more players of the group or an official.

So, with this rule in mind FurDog, if it is still your turn, you have 30 seconds to make your next throw. That would give you about 14 seconds to get to the disc, 14 seconds to get back to the tee area and about 2 seconds to execute your throw.
I know this sounds like it would be impossible but with the normal distance you drive, I think you could make it. :o:D

Well make sure you get out there with some orange paint and mark your BS 30ft radius so the whole group doesn't have to walk all the way down to see if anyone is in or not. Do you know how to count up to 30? :confused:

I know from past experiences that your TD skills are limited but I think in this case you need to step it up a little. I'll be sure and remind you every minute after 1pm that your event is not starting on time. :D

thats ok, we get a 4% in Jan. and some longevity pay in July, you wouldnt understand the LONGEVEITY thing. :p

You just be sure to be signed up by 12:55 or you'll be turned away. :o

How do you like those TD skills?

You just be sure to be signed up by 12:55 or you'll be turned away. :o

How do you like those TD skills?


Ouch :eek:
Two Putt turning away money to start on time :eek:
How unique :o
He must be a professional TD for sure! :D
I hear some events have a 24 hour cut off, at lest we do not have to sign up on Sunday and hope we get off New Year's Eve. :cool:

You are exempt from that rule Martin. I'd take your's over the phone. ;)
That rule applies to anyone I consider a pain in my arse.

I could name names, but he knows who he is. :o

Actually my group is going to start at 12pm and we're going to play by our own rules so we don't need you. :p

I'll make sure and take a dump in the baskets so you have something to smell me by. :cool:

I don't know who has been pulling your chain, you don't have to take dump for us to smell you.

Because it usually......................
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i176/Twoputt/bullcrap.jpg

thats ok, we get a 4% in Jan. and some longevity pay in July, you wouldnt understand the LONGEVEITY thing. :p



I doubt whether your woman understands LONGEVEITY either. ;)

4% probably goes a long way in SAPulpa. Maybe if you work at it you might finally get "inside" plumbing next year. :D

It's 12pm and you're still at work?....What happened?....Did someone important die? :confused:

Get out there and get started on Blackhawk Lamus. I'll be out there shortly. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Since we'll all be in Pawhuska, you need to take your truck out to Black Hawk and help Slack.

yes i am going out there aftere coffee
but i do understand why ??
there are people not wanting me to go out there and do some of the small things i can do to help
i am not talking about taking down bigass trees just start clearing things out
i will be there aroung noon
hopefully i do not get arrested or give tdsa a bad name :(

TODAY is the DAY! NEW YEAR'S EVE SKINS

Come on out! We will start as close to 1:00 as possible, so get signed up as soon as you get there. Don't delay to see who enters what division. Just decide how much you want in for and SIGN UP!

I will go over ALL of the rules just before we start, so LISTEN UP!

Divisions
$20
$40
$60 Unless decided by the group to be more $$.

I will have copies of the rules with me. Sorry, no CTPS or free beer today, UNLESS...... some one would like to donate a few and bring some beer. :D
FurDog?

I might also suggest maybe you bring something to take a few nips off of while we play, just to keep us warm of course. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

It will be fun as always and with the added OB rules, I'm sure there will be some moments to remember. ;)


So come on! Its your last chance to cash in 2007! :o

THIS COULD BE THE DAY FURDOG TAKE DAVE WISE'S MONEY....INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE DOG THAT SPOILS SOMEONES SHOES IN THE HOTDOG DIVISION....HE WOULD HAVE TO DONKEY UP AND PLAY IN A MORE LUCRITIVE POOL.....EEEEAAAAHHHH SAYS THE DONKEY!

Wind speed of 25 mph with gust to 35 mph, plus severe OB, that should equal a pretty level playing field...

What division are you playing in Dan?

I want to make sure I try to avoid that one. :o
EEEEAAAAHHHH :D

I won't be making this one I fractured my left elbow In Montreal .I got wiped out on the ski hill by some 20 year old.He ran into me from behind never saw it coming . so good luck today everyone and have a Happy New Year!!!

You fractured both of your elbows?

Well you could sit at home or come out and watch some funny shiet! :D

no I am not in a cast yet !my arm is still too swollen to cast , and possible surgery . so no sudden movements . if my arm was casted then I would have been there.

thats true . the pain meds I am on would prob. make it even funnier!!!

Can you say.......................

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/280500/280553HNpM_w.jpg

Duct Tape! :D

lmfao!!!!

Since you were hurt north of the border can't you get some of that FREE Canadian Health Care? :o:D

that free canadian health care is far from free !! their taxes are almost 50 percent on their income and the sales taxes are 15% or so .and the cost of living is rediculas. but the health care is pretty good if you are a canadian!!! it could have cost me anywhere from 1500 to 25000 diddn't want to take a chance!!!


moral: travel insurance ALWAYS!!!!! :D

nex time give me a call first. :D

Should have taken them up on it, whats the worst they could have done....... Deport you? :D

Had fun out there, just wish my destroyer would stop flipping on me! Thanks for putting it on, Wise.

Hey MC, I found that if you duct tape a half dollar to the bottom they are a lot more stable :o

We had a total of 29 players that decided to brave the wind and the OB. I just wish it would have been 28, then I could have saved $40. :D

$20 Division

Lee Joshua - $88
Wayne Gregory - $70
MIke Conners - $40
Scot Lindenau - $28
Steven Kelso - $21
Mike Coberly - $21
BVA - $14
Jeremy Geiger - $8
Jeff Paul - $8
Wade Largent
Steve Naegele
Randy Wilson
Doug Duff
Cory Lemus
Johnny Lane

$40 Division

Dave Pennekamp - $168
Dan Bougher - $84
Coda Hatfield - $70
Johnny Thompson - $70
Dave Nicholson - $42
Devan Owens - $28
Kyle Wilkes - $14
James Rubideaux - $14
Chris Hutchinson
Jason Schwake
Dale Patterson
Marq Lewis
Dave Wise


Thanks to all that came out yesterday, i hope you all had fun. And again over half of the filed takes home some money. 18 out of 29. Not too bad. ;)

That is the most players I have seen cash in a skins game.

The Wise one may have came up with something with the OB's....