Anyone know anything? :confused:

DEVILHAWK

http://www.nightsoft.net/omega/drs/downloads/romulan/devilhawk_angle1.gif

Not a think. What have you heard?

Check out the Tulsa Disc Sports Association (Best Thread on the Board) under the "Locals at USDGC" thread. Conners said they got them there and that they are incredible. But that�s all they said. So I was just wondering.

Everyone should read our board. Especially those of you who read this sheite at work, because we are on all day. And there are some funny guys on there. Watch out for Twoputt and Furdog. :D

I heard they might have them at the Oklahoma Open next weekend.

i got my hands on the one MC was talking about!!!

WOW what a flyer, i've gotta get one this coming weekend!

Just throw it, you will like it.

well what is it?

who makes it?

pictures?

Is it discraft (like their hawk)?

Maybe a beadless Hawk?

The DevilHawk is similar to the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and a stripper who is dancing to put herself through college:

It doesn't exist.

I can throw my DevilHawk 800"

:D

Nah nah nah dude. These are confirmed. They are just THE newest thing out there. :D

Ultra Cool. ;)

Long live the DevilHawk!

Long live the DevilHawk!



...and long live strippers!

...and long live strippers!



Whaahoooo!!!

Who makes this?

not gateway dude, now go post somewhere else

Devilhawk rules!!!!!

I heard the Pimp can throw his DevilHawk 550 with his left hand... :D

I heard the Pimp can throw his DevilHawk 550 with his left hand... :D



Come on now guys...............Its only been out about a week but I can throw it 650 left handed and 850 right handed and did I mentions I threw a 2000 foot roller with it :eek: :p :D

The DevilHawk is similar to the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and a stripper who is dancing to put herself through college:

It doesn't exist.



It's not "who makes it?", it's "who made it up?" I think the answer to that is Conners.

not gateway dude, now go post somewhere else

Devilhawk rules!!!!!



Dude...get off my arse I was just asking who made it since no one will answer any questions.

not gateway dude, now go post somewhere else

Devilhawk rules!!!!!



Dude...get off my arse I was just asking who made it since no one will answer any questions.





If this isnt a make believe disc, you should probably drop off the " Not Gateway " talk.
I seen something this week that would blow the minds of Gateway and Discraft fans.
If this is a made up disc, Discraft fans should shut up about Gateway. Thats all Im saying.

not gateway dude, now go post somewhere else

Devilhawk rules!!!!!



What is your deal?

Momma not put out last night?

Gateway is awesome!!

I seen something this week that would blow the minds of Gateway and Discraft fans.



And what would that be???

DevilHawk is more awesome, I can throw it 675 now with my c***. Haven't even tried lefty yet

I seen something this week that would blow the minds of Gateway and Discraft fans.



And what would that be???




I vowed not to talk about it....Some people in the "loop" might already know about it. If so, it wont be long before the Cats out of the bag.

That's right...and it's the DevilHawk!!!

I aced hole #5 at Veterans Park with the DevilHawk. Is that the first ace with one? :D

I hope its not the ace race disc because that thing is a peice of crap, unless the retooled it to make it better, I thought it sucked. Thats my opinon and every one else who was at the ace race in Norman.

Oh my god the SOONERS beat Bayolor in overtime, WOW we suck!

You're right about the Ace Race disc. The DevilHawk is NOTHiNG like that. Don't knock it till you tried it yall. Be watching. ;)

If this isnt a make believe disc, you should probably drop off the " Not Gateway " talk.
I seen something this week that would blow the minds of Gateway and Discraft fans.
If this is a made up disc, Discraft fans should shut up about Gateway. Thats all Im saying.

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Oh I get you now. ;)
Anything is possible :eek:

I'm just still really confused on this whole thread. :confused: :confused:

I think thats the idea!

:D

The DevilHawk. Throw it low watch it go. Throw it high watch it die.

WTF? This thread is confusing. :confused:

:D

The DevilHawk. Throw it low watch it go. Throw it high watch it die.



I tried one and they get better distance when thrown low.

30 mile winds today... all i can say is DevilHawk.

ok... what the hell is a devil hawk (pun intended)

ok... what the hell is a devil hawk (pun intended)



I think all of us will know in a short amount of time :eek:

I've heard the DevilHawk uses patented SuperFly technology that helps it fly low and go with the flow -- flip flat, flies forever!

Does anyone actually have any info, or just teasers?

Would it be too much to state the manufacturer?

Is this thing being developed at Area 51 or something?

I have 2. Was gonna put one on eBay to bring in major $$$$ but decided I have to keep it in the bag. These things are sweet. With a heavy one and a light one, you pretty much have every shot covered.

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Mine throws my shots for me. All I have to do is carry the bag :eek:

This is hilarious, man LOLOL.

I played an entire round with one yesterday and shot my personal best...one guy asked me if I had a remote control attached to it.

I also keep one under my pillow at night.

Is it true the Devilhawk has a leopard bottem?

Hopefully they're are still gonna release them at the Oklahoma open. I hate not being able to show it off.

don't worry big fella, i'll grab a few for ya.

yo cam, what up with that other mold you were talking about......the _____shark???

SatinShark? ;)

Whoa! You guys weren't kidding! I hit the basket several times with this disc. I'm confident I will have my first ace by the end of the week.

I'm not sure about the name. Sticking with the orc theme: how about the Tauren?

Or is that theme an Innova only idea?

I hit the chains 10-15 times in a row with this disc ... it's SICK! I could even hit the chains when I got quite a wayz away from the basket ... Awesome! ;)

Nice Hank. You may get your first ace with it, but it won't be the first Ace with the DevilHawk! I already claimed the molds first ace on Saturday.

I hit the chains 10-15 times in a row with this disc ... it's SICK! I could even hit the chains when I got quite a wayz away from the basket ... Awesome! ;)


Did you see the skip distance on this thing? Try to skip it and see what happens.

yo cam, what up with that other mold you were talking about......the _____shark???


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Dont let anyone know that it is the Land Shark




http://www.gmpress.com/valherjar/gallery.images/Land.Shark.2.JPG

LOL, that's the nickname I gave my dog ... Hey! That is my dog! :p

Ahh geez. Conners...what a trickster. :D

don't worry big fella, i'll grab a few for ya.

yo cam, what up with that other mold you were talking about......the _____shark???



The 2nd new disc in this series will be the <font color="brown"> MudShark </font>. Should fly like a longer, faster Roc. Look for more to come from Team TournamentHead.

Calling all MudSharks!!

Jeez. I thought I had my bag set for a few years and now I have to make room for all these new discs. What am I going to do???

I aced every hole at my home course yesterday with the DevilHawk :D

Holy crap , this is the ultimate overhand disc!! If you thought the epic was a freaky flier this thing will blow your mind!! I threw a side arm thumber through a 200' tunnel it then flipped and skyward it went. I did not find it until the next hole and guess what , freaking black ace!! it had to be 600' away , and on a direct line from where i threw it!! wow!!! I just bought 10 more and they were nice enough to custom dye them for me at no additional charge!! :p

I bet if you give me your address and put a basket in your back yard I can write it on the DevilHawk and throw an Ace from my roof to the basket in your back yard :eek:

Im not sure but that may become the longest ace in history :D

This is hilarious, LMAO!

I don't need a bag now - I'm a one-disc wonder with the DevilHawk :D

I don't need a bag now - I'm a one-disc wonder with the DevilHawk :D



LMAO!!!!!


No, for real.....the DevilHawk was named after.......

http://k41.pbase.com/u45/gpc/small/28998853.Devilhawk.jpg


http://k41.pbase.com/u45/gpc/small/28998853.Devilhawk.jpg


It's like a flea. It has the capability to jump 100's of times further than it's length.

http://k41.pbase.com/u45/gpc/small/28998853.Devilhawk.jpg


http://k41.pbase.com/u45/gpc/small/28998853.Devilhawk.jpg


It's like a flea. It has the capability to jump 100's of times further than it's length.



Wow, that's exactly what the DevilHawk does...It will fly 100x's further than anything else out there...Thx MyHero!!

:D

If you can't beat them, join them! :D

You wont beat the DevilHawk, so you might as well get you one! :D

Dang, I wish I had had the DevilHawk up at Hickory Hills this summer. Maybe then I could've actually had a 600' ace instead of just a 600' dot.

This DevilHawk really KuTs through the wind too ... threw mine yesterday in 60 mph winds and it was GONE. Found out an hour later I hit and ACE on hole 4 at Birds Nest in Arvada. Pretty dang fast too, it takes me 3.5 hours to drive to that course. Good thing I put my name and # on it! :eek:

I just threw this thing from my work to my house and it came back with my lunch and a 6 pack of beer :D

Man. This DevilHawk sounds good so far, but what about this!

I just threw my DevilHawk 986 meters UNDERWATER!

And that aint no bullsheite! ;)

Man the Pro 2 Meter Rule guys are going to hate the DevilHawk. I just threw mine on a spike hyzer line and got caught 300 ft up in a tree directly above the basket. Then I saw the DevilHawk actually dislodge itself from the branches as I was walking up to mark my lie next to the basket. So I got my drop in 2 anyway :eek:

Man. This DevilHawk sounds good so far, but what about this!

I just threw my DevilHawk 986 meters UNDERWATER!

And that aint no bullsheite! ;)



I just threw my devil hawk in my UNDERWEAR (not for 986 m though)....

Last night I went to bed and dreamed of acing Hole 18 at Ottawa here in Toledo (only basket on the course never aced). I woke up at 11:00AM to the phone ringing, somebody called and reported a found DevilHawk with my name on it in that very basket.

-Chris.

Last night I went to bed and dreamed of acing Hole 18 at Ottawa here in Toledo (only basket on the course never aced). I woke up at 11:00AM to the phone ringing, somebody called and reported a found DevilHawk with my name on it in that very basket.

-Chris.



This disc is simply amazing.

The DevilHawk can actually be used as UNDERWEAR! Without my DevilHawk I would be NaKiD!

Hey, somebody really needs to help me out, I threw my DevilHawk earlier today and it was gone... It's last known trajectory was south by southeast headed towards Alabama. I don't think I can play without it now, it's got my name and #, PLEASE CALL ME!!!

By now it must be hyzering out towards Georgia...keep an eye out!!

Yeah, that's kind of a scary thought... Maybe I shouldn't have put my name on it in hindsight.... if it comes down somewhere in Georgia and kills somebody??? I might be liable... sh*t.....

Thats why I taught my DevilHawk not to hit trees or people :D

hey pimp , you need to change your sig to reflect your new projected rating with the devilhawk!! :D

Is there a class you can send them to? Like puppy kindergarten for DevilHawks???

Hey, somebody really needs to help me out, I threw my DevilHawk earlier today and it was gone... It's last known trajectory was south by southeast headed towards Alabama. I don't think I can play without it now, it's got my name and #, PLEASE CALL ME!!!



What color is it? One showed up in the Gulf of Mexico this morning.

After last nights rounds with the DevilHawk, I threw the disc in my Revolution Carolina bag, (which now seems kinda big for the only disc I will ever need). When I went to grab it this morning, the bag was full of Mini-DevilHawks! This dang thing is capable of asexual reproduction! Can anyone suggest what I feed these little buggers so they will grow into full-sized 175g DevilHawks? I tried some BS, but they won't eat it. :confused:

Is there a class you can send them to? Like puppy kindergarten for DevilHawks???



Nope!!! I am the only know speaker of DevilHawkish so you will have to send them to me for training :D

I heard that the DevilHawk floats.
Is it true?

Not sure. Every time I throw it, it either ends up under or in a basket. So I dont know if we will ever find out.

Ill ask mine when I get home tonight though and report back tomorrow :D

The DevilHawk is actually able to hover above the waters surface, keeping it dry while you wade out to recover it. I haven't had mine long, but I have heard if you throw it often enough you will develop the ability to walk on water yourself, making wading unnecessary.

The DevilHawk is actually able to hover above the waters surface, keeping it dry while you wade out to recover it. I haven't had mine long, but I have heard if you throw it often enough you will develop the ability to walk on water yourself, making wading unnecessary.



I knew my secret weapon super trained DevilHawk escaped :mad:

I want her back :mad:

The best disc for beginners. I tell everyone if they can only get one disc...make it the DevilHawk. Good luck finding one at the stores though, they just can't keep them in stock :D

I heard that the DevilHawk knows how to talk to the ladies.
Is that true?

ALL things are possible with the DH.

I heard that they are coming out with the DevilHawk-X. I can't wait to see how this one will fly.

Any talk of a Special Blend DevilHawk? :D

ok is this a real disc???

You aren't too quick, are ya? :p

hahahaha, yeah I get that all the statements are false, but is it a disc that's coming out? or is the whole disc (complete with tales of grandeur) fabricated for this discussion board???

Today I rolled a Devilhawk and lost sight of it, my friend called me and said he saw a red DH cruising down the highway doing 65mph.

Did you read the book?

http://www.mysterybookstore.ws/store/images/devilshawk30.jpg

I heard the Devil Hawk wrote that book itself! :o

You can also scratch with it!

http://i.mp3lizard.com/devilhawk/dj%20devil%20flame%20(tausta).jpg

Today I threw my DevilHawk & it was heading towards a tree. It just osmosised right through it & kept going on it's original path (hitting the chains of course)
Lovin' the DevilHawk :D

I heard this guy was on the design team :D

http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/hawk-mugshot.jpg

The book is definately better than the movie. In the book, a DevilHawk thrown full power flat makes an epic journey across the Pacific and hit's the first hole of Showa Kinen Park, in Nichi-Tachikawa, Tokyo.
In the movie, it only makes it to Koko Head in Oahu ... but it's still a pretty good flight. :p

I heard this guy was on the design team :D

http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/hawk-mugshot.jpg




And this guy


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:JBEQ5CuPqqYJ:blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/753/581_6301dee9da28da7039da9f836f44298a.jpg

Hey thats supposed to be a secret :o

Hey, that guy looks a lot like a dude I was working with last week ... no wait, that was Steve Hawk. Sorry.
Tony is always stealing ideas from Steve (big bro), anyway, or so I hear.

Don't foget the rest of the hawks.

http://www.nba.com/media/hawks/1_Header.jpg

Hey, somebody really needs to help me out, I threw my DevilHawk earlier today and it was gone... It's last known trajectory was south by southeast headed towards Alabama. I don't think I can play without it now, it's got my name and #, PLEASE CALL ME!!!



just an update... I got a call from the south beach municipal police dept. in Florida a few hours ago... apparently they have my DH in custody and are holding it on $1,500 bond for doing 85 down the interstate in the middle of the city. I don't have the money to pay it so I think I'm going to let it defend itself in court, I'm sure everything will work out.

Hey, somebody really needs to help me out, I threw my DevilHawk earlier today and it was gone... It's last known trajectory was south by southeast headed towards Alabama. I don't think I can play without it now, it's got my name and #, PLEASE CALL ME!!!



just an update... I got a call from the south beach municipal police dept. in Florida a few hours ago... apparently they have my DH in custody and are holding it on $1,500 bond for doing 85 down the interstate in the middle of the city. I don't have the money to pay it so I think I'm going to let it defend itself in court, I'm sure everything will work out.



move over Matlock... you're no match for a 175g piece of plastic (which is like the old CE plastic only grippier, and stiffer, and way way better in every way)

Devil Hawk for president!!!

WARNING! The DevilHawk is capable of morphing itself into other molds in your bag.While this might sound alright, it is not! My Devilhawk got wind that there was an '01 Roc around and not wanting to be outdone it has morphed into a midrange now rendering the Roc completly useless! As you can imagine the devilRoc does not make a good midrange as I cant throw it less than 500' even using a putting grip in my offhand!

I want to apologize to all of the Americans that i've caused grief to.

Let me explain.......I was on the design team with Tony Hawk. We were partying in the tropics while designing and testing the DevilHawk.

We had no idea that catastrophic results would occur while testing the maximum RPM's (spin) that the DevilHawk could handle. Because of a few test throws by me, Hurricanes Katrina, Rita, and Wilma spun off from the low pressure that my "Z's" (spin) created.

I had nothing to do with FEMA's reaction time. That's someone else's fault. :D

Ha ha ha. Oh man this is good.

I wonder what the Innova and PDGA people think?

I want to apologize to all of the Americans that i've caused grief to.

Let me explain.......I was on the design team with Tony Hawk. We were partying in the tropics while designing and testing the DevilHawk.

We had no idea that catastrophic results would occur while testing the maximum RPM's (spin) that the DevilHawk could handle. Because of a few test throws by me, Hurricanes Katrina, Rita, and Wilma spun off from the low pressure that my "Z's" (spin) created.

I had nothing to do with FEMA's reaction time. That's someone else's fault.





Ha ha ha. Oh man this is good.

I wonder what the Innova and PDGA people think?




LOL. It's Discraft man, Discraft! :D

No way man.

Come on if any one disc company can be blamed for the DevilHawk epidemic it's got to be Innova.

Have you seen the news lately?

CNN PIPELINE:
"Breaking news...All airtraffic over the US has been delayed or cancelled do to private citizens throwing amazing discs into the air. The first deaths were reported this morning. Sometime between 12"30 and 1:00 A.M. A DevilHawk smashed through a 747's front windsheild..."

Sounds like a Discwing Disc. Alot of propaganda over a disc that probably sucks in reality.

Help, I can't throw my devil hawk.
I got one after reading about all of its special powers. I was disapointed that its only power is hyzering out after 100 feet. What's the secret to throwing this disc?

This DH pretty much throws itself...you might of got an x-out DH, they don't fly the same.

Help, I can't throw my devil hawk.
I got one after reading about all of its special powers. I was disapointed that its only power is hyzering out after 100 feet. What's the secret to throwing this disc?



Yours must not like you or it wasnt trained right. You will have to send it to me as I am the only known speaker of DevilHawkish :D:D:D

This is getting crazier than the MRV thread! :o :D

Help, I can't throw my devil hawk.
I got one after reading about all of its special powers. I was disapointed that its only power is hyzering out after 100 feet. What's the secret to throwing this disc?



Sounds to me like you didn't actually get your hands on a real Devihawk. The real ones don't fly like that.

Help, I can't throw my devil hawk.
I got one after reading about all of its special powers. I was disapointed that its only power is hyzering out after 100 feet. What's the secret to throwing this disc?



Try finishing with your chest facing the ground.

Followthrough is critical. Immediately after the hit, your right hand (which should contain a 12 oz. beverage ... I recommend an Anchor Steam or similar brand), bends up for a cool refreashing drink. The DevilHawk should fly like a bat-out-of-hell once you get this form perfected. This also makes finishing with your chest on the ground easier. ;)

I saw Cambagger pulling a cooler of brew while throwing a 600 ft. upshot with the DH...thing is the DevilHawk chained out the back?!? This is the first recorded miss by the Devilhawk, very rare indeed.

I too have read through this thread and decided to immediately order a DH. The last thing the guy told me before I hung up was that they would send it right out. Less than five minutes later I'm in my backyard doing some putting practice when I see this disc come screaming out of the sky and crash chains on my practice basket - there was my new DH straight from the manufacturer.

I m just posting for fun it seems everyone else is and has nothing to say.

Tokyo4life ... In otherwords the DevilHawk left you speechless ... Not a huge suprise. This disc is simply amazing.

I too have read through this thread and decided to immediately order a DH. The last thing the guy told me before I hung up was that they would send it right out. Less than five minutes later I'm in my backyard doing some putting practice when I see this disc come screaming out of the sky and crash chains on my practice basket - there was my new DH straight from the manufacturer.



I'm not the only one!!! Thank God, I thought I was going nuts! And I am....going nuts about this disc!

I just got a brown one from my sponser... and all I can say is don't put a brown DevilHawk under your tongue....and all I can say is don't put a brown DevilHawk under your tongue....and all I can say is don't put a brown DevilHawk under your tongue....and all I can say is don't put a brown DevilHawk under your tongue....

ce

I saw Cambagger pulling a cooler of brew while throwing a 600 ft. upshot with the DH...thing is the DevilHawk chained out the back?!? This is the first recorded miss by the Devilhawk, very rare indeed.



Must have been a light one. The heavys stick every time!

I've gotten into a liitle bit of trouble with My Devilhawk, and I am hoping that you all could help out.
My 5 year old son and I were playing catch last night with my Photon Glow Devilhawk. It is amazing how that thing takes off, even for my son.
We got tired of throwing over the 5 acre lake, and looked around for something more challenging. It took a while to find the right venue.
Anyway, there we were tossing the 'Hawk over the water tower in town, having a good time, when the Air Force helicopter started making passes over the city. Then, all of a sudden, the Federal UFO Swat Team showed up dressed in black, and taking names. I managed to get them to let my son go because he was a minor, but now they think that i am a UFO ringleader from Remulak.
I am unable to afford legal representation, and am therefore behind bars indefinitely. Please send money immediately! (or beer) Whatever you do don't leave me here!

http://www.iconik.co.uk/gallery/illustration/images/face%20wall%20copy_jpg.jpg

We got tired of throwing over the 5 acre lake, and looked around for something more challenging. It took a while to find the right venue.
Anyway, there we were tossing the 'Hawk over the water tower in town, having a good time




Oh my! LMAO!

So, I borrowed someone's DH and was afraid to throw it near trees, and was just going to pull out my trusty beast, but the DH jumped out of the bag and slapped the beast out of my hand, before the beast hit the ground it turned into a DH and hovered back up into my hand. So I decided it was best to throw it and it went straight in the basket on #1 at Marion. Which I normally am a good 75 feet short.

I've gotten into a liitle bit of trouble with My Devilhawk, and I am hoping that you all could help out.




Calling all DevilHawks!!!!!!!

This is classic. When I die, my tombstone will read:
Here lies the inventor of the DevilHawk, the disc that changed people's lives across the world, the Pope of frisbees, the mother Teresa of flying discs. The DevilHawk singlehandedly wiped out hunger and racism across the world. The disc that made mere mortals into legends...LONG LIVE THE DEVILHAWK!

Yeah and I flipped one upside down and my dog seems to love to drink out of it...maybe it turns water into BEER!

THE DEVILHAWK TURNS WATER INTO BEER! :D

The DevilHawk singlehandedly wiped out hunger and racism across the world. The disc that made mere mortals into legends...LONG LIVE THE DEVILHAWK!



Hold the phone there Cam... I just got wind that logging companies are now using DevilHawks to wipe out massive amounts of the rainforest more efficiently. Apparently its easier to just throw DH's into the trees and let it slice them down rather than rolling over them with bulldozers. Speaks volumes about the disc but we should've known it wouldn't be long before somebody harnessed it's power for evil...

Evil?

Water...To...BEER!

I forgot to mention that...I haven't had an outbreak in weeks, and my sexlife is back to normal...thanks to my new DevilHawk. :o

Today I snuck my DH into school and I aced my CAL test. :o:o

I have a couple new '01 CE Rocs ,do you think I Could Get A DevilHawk for them?

I doubt it ... those things are history.

I decided regular Disc Golf courses were no match for a DH so I played a ball golf course (shot a 54) The DH just made itself the size of the cup and went right into the hole... Good Disk

ce

I figured out how to throw a DH under 500' today!!! it was tricky because if you even putt with it it goes at least 480'

Say you have a hole that's 350 feet infront of you... you have to throw it 150' in the opposite direction, the DH then turns 180 degrees and goes the rest of the way back towards the basket for the ace... simply amazing!

a good and trusted friend tells me that he played a round with Ron Russell who was only throwing the DevilHawk. and Ron was smiling, having fun, and didnt mumble a single curseword THE ENTIRE ROUND!

I have a couple new '01 CE Rocs ,do you think I Could Get A DevilHawk for them?



DEAL!

a good and trusted friend tells me that he played a round with Ron Russell who was only throwing the DevilHawk. and Ron was smiling, having fun, and didnt mumble a single curseword THE ENTIRE ROUND!



OK OK OK!!! Come on Sandalman. We all know this disc is amazing but now your just making stuff up :eek: :eek: :eek: :D:D:D

I figured out how to throw a DH under 500' today!!! it was tricky because if you even putt with it it goes at least 480'

Say you have a hole that's 350 feet infront of you... you have to throw it 150' in the opposite direction, the DH then turns 180 degrees and goes the rest of the way back towards the basket for the ace... simply amazing!



It's one of those discs where less is more. Throw it at half your power: it soars. To keep it in the park, you have to muscle it, almost finishing facing the ground.

My devilhawk told me to go all in. I promptly got the third ace I was looking for on the river and walked out with a cool $700,000 after taxes.

The DH finalized my divorce.

When I pulled my DevilHawk out of the basket after yet another ACE I noticed there was writing on the back. Low-and-behold, there was a love note and phone number from Pamela Anderson on the back.
Now we know what the DevilHawk is doing while it's not in clear view! Xcuse me while I make a phone call ...

The DH finalized my divorce.



LOL!!!!

The DH finalized my divorce.



Did it try and sleep with your wife???

Cuz I have caught mine taking a peek at my GFs butt while she is putting :eek:

DANG! Pam said she doesn't want anything to do with ME ... But she loves getting visited by our DevilHawks as often as possible.
Must be a plastic love thang.

The DH finalized my divorce.



Did it try and sleep with your wife???





No; it's not THAT brave. I think I caught it checking me out while I was stretching though.

NEWS FLASH: NASA reports that after seeing the DevilHawk fly, they will be designing a large version capable of carrying a 5 man team to Mars. They expect the new ultralight fuelless DevilHawk II craft to save NASA 20 Billion Dollars compared to the previous flight concepts they have been working on. NASA is looking one DG distance champion to launch it, and one to go along to chuck it back. They promise to establish a base on Mars with a full 24 hole, champion caliber disc golf course (with at least one pin placement on top of Olympus Mons), and allow the volunteer to take along the playgirl/playboy (or another player if your silly enough to do so), of their choice to play with while waiting for a relief team. They expect the tour to last a week at most, because the DevilHawk is so **** fast getting there and back with pinpoint accuracy.
Volunteers email devilhawk_II@nasa.com, for details.

After reading all this stuff about the Devil Hawk, coupled with the price of gas these days. I thought I might replace the batteries in my Toyota Prius (Hybrid) with the devil Hawk...Now I have been driving for the last week on the same gallon of gas! The problem is I can't seem to get the car to turn off!

Now I'm looking for another 4 Devil Hawks to replace the wheels in my 4runner as I figure nothing stops these things!

I got my first one through Sun king Discs, but now he says he is all out and doesn't know when they'll be shipping more?!?!?

Think maybe the *** (or is that DGU?) has any? :eek:

I heard that the first runs are eliminating all future attempts because they don't like the competition. They had to bring in Bill Bradsky to stop them.

President Bushs' new nomination for Supreme Court Justice is a DH.

liberals and conservatives can agree one at least one thing. The DevilHawk is made up 1000 points of light and builds bridges to the 21st century. Just don't put it in a lock box, that would be bad strategery. The DH needs to run free and it will solve all of our problems.

additionally, it stays the course for as long as it takes. another thing i've noticed (and respect) is that it honors those other discs that have sacrificed so heavily so that it could fly so freely. even when other discs go OB it remembers it has a job to do, and that players everyhere are counting on it to get the job done.

Next chairman of the federal reserves; I hear it's lowering interest rates like it did the fuel prices.

this is taking a hard Bill Brasky / 'random Vin Diesel daily fact' angle


...and the Devilhawk averaged 20 pts, 18 rbs and 7 asts a game when it played for the Utah Jazz in '78. The next year it retired from the NBA and studied underwater basket weaving in Booger hollow, Arkansas.

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to DevilHawk! You can DO IT!!!

They just put out a mini in the devilhawk mold but I'm pretty sure it's going to be recalled, this thing is [I'm a potty-mouth!] dangerous, it's like a **** bullet, it cut the chains on the #13 basket at Ewing...

Dx Aviar: $8
Z Wildcat: $12
Z Tracker: $20
Inncolor CFR Starfire L: $25
CE Firebird: $35
2001 CE Roc: $150
DevilHawk: Priceless

just got off the phone with my sis up in Colorado Springs. she threw one yesterday evening at a local course. she said it was going straight for the chains, but then veered left and took off for the Rockies. she lost sight of it until it returned and slammed the chains about 30 minutes later. lo and behold, in this mornings paper she read a story of three researchers who heard a rifle shot and looked up to see an American Bald Eagle flailing with one wing broken. it was plummeting fast when out of nowhere came this brilliant white streak of plastic. the researchers watched in utter amazement through their binoculars as it inverted, caught the eagle, and carried the broken bird to its lofty nest. there it used some heavier twigs from the nest to fashion a splint on the bird's wing, binding it with pieces of grass and tar from the ponderosa pine. after repairing the nest, the DevilHawk soared away. the next reported sighting was my sis's as she watched it slam chains.

in possibly related story in the same morning edition, a couple of hikers came across a hunting base camp. two decapitated bodies lay next to a high powered rifle. next to the rifle was a spent 7mm shell. authorities are investigating.

****AWARD****

FASTEST GROWING THREAD EVER!!!

Thanks you....thank you ;)

It's a plot! "DevilHawk" spelled backwards is "KwahLived," and a quick Google search on "Kwah" reveals this frightening secret:

KWAH solution
Made by milos
Originally displayed at http://solutions.c64.org
SAY "KWAH", INVENTORY, PRESS RECORD, SAY "KWAH" (x2), PRESS STOP, SHOW PASS TO CAMERA, N, WAIT, SAY "KWAH", EXAMINE ROOM, TAKE KEYS, SAY "KWAH", S, PRESS PLAY, SAY "KWAH", EXAMINE DOOR, PUT PASS IN GAP, S, SAY "KWAH", OPEN DOOR (you find Greenfinch, make sure he folllows you from now on since you cannot end the game without his help), SAY "KWAH", W, E, E, GET BLUE FLASK, E, GET SCREWDRIVER, W, W, S, SAY "KWAH", W, PUNCH GUARD, SAY "KWAH", GET CARD, GET TUBE, MIX TUBE WITH FLASK, E, GIVE GREEN BOTTLE TO RIK, S, S, INSERT CARD IN SLOT, U, E, SAY "KWAH", TAKE WEIGHT, W, EXAMINE DOOR, SAY "REDDEUCK", N, E, TAKE CODE BOOK, GIVE BOOK TO GREENFINCH, W, W, EXAMINE MACHINE, PRESS BUTTON, E, N, E, E, (you meet Reddeck, make sure he fo... anyway, same as Greenfinch), W, W, N, SAY "REDDUCK PRESS BUTTON", S, E, stand on mark !, GIVE GREENFINCH BOTTLE, SAY "RIK PULL LEVER", follow arrow marks through labirinth, S, UNSCREW HATCH, go in rocket, SAY "KWAH", PUT WEIGHT ON MEASURE, go back to animal lab, SAY "RIK PULL LEVER", SAY "KWAH", W, S, S, PUNCH DR LEE, N, E, U, E, the end.

Earlier tonight I was practicing putting with mine. I use a short arm loft putt style. Anyways, I was trying for a 100 fotter, put a little too much on it, and am now waiting for mine to come out of Geostationary orbit.

I just bagged myself a 12 point BUCK with my 175 Devilhawk.

Just a 12 point? I bagged an elusive white-tailed wassal with mine.

Last I heard the DevilHawk was in hot persuit of the Loch Ness Monster. It was going to find bigfoot, but disc golf already has 1 Yeti.

This morning I heard the doorbell ringing, but no one was at the door. I looked outside and felt something rush past me. I then heard some rattling downstairs and went to check it out. Right before my eyes was a DevilHawk. It removed my SkillShot from the bag, set it up, and slammed itself into the chains. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif Amazing!!

I havent played in a few days. So this morning my DevilHawk told me it was going to the course to play a round my itself and not to worry it would make sure my other discs got some flight time while it was on the course :D

I really hate to say it, but throwing my Devilhawk from the porch while I'm reclining and sipping a cold one is getting kind of boring. Sure it's saving me some work, bringing in the big bucks, and is putting food on the table (literally). Even shooting small game is no match for the Devilhawk.

Guess I'm due for a round with the Optimizer to put things in proper perspective.

I saw the DevilHawk on ESPN last night. I think it won a spelling bee or something.

that was a competitive eating contest... 49 danish pastries in 2 min.

That little japanese chick was [I'm a potty-mouth!]....

This morning I heard the doorbell ringing, but no one was at the door. I looked outside and felt something rush past me. I then heard some rattling downstairs and went to check it out. Right before my eyes was a DevilHawk. It removed my SkillShot from the bag, set it up, and slammed itself into the chains. Amazing!!


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The DevilHawk is the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack.

I woke up this morning, and there was a DevilHawk sitting on my porch with a jackelope now tell me that's not special!

The DH is so hot, they don't even need flutes at band camp anymore!

I predict the DevilHawk will win the Oklahoma Open this weekend.

I predict the DevilHawk will win the Oklahoma Open this weekend.


And the Las Vegas Halloween Classic at the same time.

I saw a DevilHawk in the latest Sex Tape with Paris Hilton

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I just took this picture of a Devilhawk with my super top secret high speed spy camera.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/mando430/dh.jpg

I was traveling to a tournament in Canada saturday morning. I got stopped at the border and had my car searched. Seemed like they were looking for something specific. They found my Devilhawk and quickly confinscated it, while mumbling something about "national security".

Needless to say I didn't shoot that well at the tournament, as the change back to regular discs was very difficult to handle.

At the OO this weekend I saw the Devilhawk cause Jay reading to miss a putt. :o

I've heard some talk of a DevilHawk-L, can anybody confirm this??

I believe the "L" has something to do with Laser Guided.

As I predicted...the DH won the OO this past weekend. Although I have to admit, I didn't really think it had a chance to win with McCoy throwing. :D

Devilhawks on ebay :
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7217401840&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

LOL


a Z Spirit. I always knew Discraft and Gateway were colluding!

Devilhawks on ebay :
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7217401840&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1



Long live the DevilHawk!!

Hopefully the new run will be out in time for Am Worlds.

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