Apr 01 2005, 11:58 PM
Howdy y’all...It’s Ken Billy again. Comin’ to you from the third trailer on the left on Mulberry. ‘Course, I couldn’t tell ya exactly what town I live in cause I know some of you would get a hankerin’ to come a trailer tipping after readin’ some of my posts. I don’t understand why ‘cause I think I’m a nice fella once ya get to know me. Now I got’s to tell ya ‘bout my disc golfin’ stuff.
I been goin’ at it fer ‘bout 3 weeks or so and I think I gotta good way figured out to carry all them discs ‘round the course. I got’s me am empty budweiser case fer all them discs. ‘Course, I don’t have too many discs right yet but I got a few other things to take along. I gots room fer a big ole bag of pork rinds, some jerky, plenty of space for a few cold root beers and of course my 2 discs. I don’t drink beer ‘cause I gotta drive.
Just so you fellers don’t get into a heap o’ trouble with yer park rangers you might want to think twice ‘bout usin’ an empty beer case like the one I got. That durn park ranger at the last course I was at ‘bout blew a gasket when he saw me wanderin’ ‘round the place with that thing 'cause that there sign said no alcohol. He asked where I got that case at and I said, “The store stupid.” And then he gots real mad when I said, “Here’s yer sign.” He didn’t like that one bit.
By the way I still can’t sit right on account of all that durn poison ivy I got the last time I was out. It’s like the worst hemorrhoids you can ever imagine. #2’s are a nightmare.
-Ken Billy
I been goin’ at it fer ‘bout 3 weeks or so and I think I gotta good way figured out to carry all them discs ‘round the course. I got’s me am empty budweiser case fer all them discs. ‘Course, I don’t have too many discs right yet but I got a few other things to take along. I gots room fer a big ole bag of pork rinds, some jerky, plenty of space for a few cold root beers and of course my 2 discs. I don’t drink beer ‘cause I gotta drive.
Just so you fellers don’t get into a heap o’ trouble with yer park rangers you might want to think twice ‘bout usin’ an empty beer case like the one I got. That durn park ranger at the last course I was at ‘bout blew a gasket when he saw me wanderin’ ‘round the place with that thing 'cause that there sign said no alcohol. He asked where I got that case at and I said, “The store stupid.” And then he gots real mad when I said, “Here’s yer sign.” He didn’t like that one bit.
By the way I still can’t sit right on account of all that durn poison ivy I got the last time I was out. It’s like the worst hemorrhoids you can ever imagine. #2’s are a nightmare.
-Ken Billy