Apr 01 2005, 11:58 PM
Howdy y’all...It’s Ken Billy again. Comin’ to you from the third trailer on the left on Mulberry. ‘Course, I couldn’t tell ya exactly what town I live in cause I know some of you would get a hankerin’ to come a trailer tipping after readin’ some of my posts. I don’t understand why ‘cause I think I’m a nice fella once ya get to know me. Now I got’s to tell ya ‘bout my disc golfin’ stuff.

I been goin’ at it fer ‘bout 3 weeks or so and I think I gotta good way figured out to carry all them discs ‘round the course. I got’s me am empty budweiser case fer all them discs. ‘Course, I don’t have too many discs right yet but I got a few other things to take along. I gots room fer a big ole bag of pork rinds, some jerky, plenty of space for a few cold root beers and of course my 2 discs. I don’t drink beer ‘cause I gotta drive.

Just so you fellers don’t get into a heap o’ trouble with yer park rangers you might want to think twice ‘bout usin’ an empty beer case like the one I got. That durn park ranger at the last course I was at ‘bout blew a gasket when he saw me wanderin’ ‘round the place with that thing 'cause that there sign said no alcohol. He asked where I got that case at and I said, “The store stupid.” And then he gots real mad when I said, “Here’s yer sign.” He didn’t like that one bit.

By the way I still can’t sit right on account of all that durn poison ivy I got the last time I was out. It’s like the worst hemorrhoids you can ever imagine. #2’s are a nightmare.

-Ken Billy

Apr 02 2005, 12:40 AM
Just so you fellers don�t get into a heap o� trouble with yer park rangers you might want to think twice �bout usin� an empty beer case like the one I got. That durn park ranger at the last course I was at �bout blew a gasket when he saw me wanderin� �round the place with that thing 'cause that there sign said no alcohol. He asked where I got that case at and I said, �The store stupid.� And then he gots real mad when I said, �Here�s yer sign.� He didn�t like that one bit.
-Ken Billy


So Ken Billy is really Bill Engvall. Explains so much. :D

rrps
Apr 02 2005, 06:22 AM
That was the worst redneck imitation I have ever read. Sadly, I must say that I'm not sure that it was fiction.

Apr 02 2005, 12:52 PM
another great addition to the chronicles of ken billy. too bad his posts are so infrequent, they're an awesome way to start the day! :)

Apr 02 2005, 12:59 PM
So Ken Billy is really Bill Engvall. Explains so much. :D



That's right. I'm Bill Engvall. I make loads of mu-lah, make lots of them yankees laugh real hard and gits all the southern belles I want...and then I wake up.

-Ken Billy

Apr 02 2005, 01:00 PM
That was the worst redneck imitation I have ever read.



Aww...yer just jealous...

-Ken Billy

Apr 02 2005, 01:16 PM
I don't think jealous is quite the right word.

Apr 02 2005, 06:29 PM
I don't think jealous is quite the right word.


Hey, give the man credit... one of the first multi-syllabic words he has spelled correct. :D

Apr 02 2005, 06:38 PM
That would have been a good read had it been slightly funny.

greenbeard
Apr 03 2005, 12:30 AM
Terry Funk demands payment for lack of teh funnay

http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/T/Terry_Funk/Terry_Funk_-_Terrence_Funk_01.jpg

Apr 03 2005, 01:50 AM
I see you're from south of the Mason Dixon line. What part of Maryland do you live?