Howdy ya’ll. This is Ken Billy again. I was-a-wonderin’ if any of you knew them driver-discs can be kinda dangerous. I found out the hard way the other day...Why don’t ya’ll sit a spell and I’ll tell you ‘bout it.

Me and my buddies, Daryl and my other buddy Daryl (they’re brothers) went out looking fer something to do and I told ‘em ‘bout “disc-golf.” Well they thought that sounded like a might right thing to do fer the afternoony and we headed off to the drive through liqueur store to buy me some discs. Well, I got one of them drivers that said “Valkaryie” cause it had some goofy gal with wings on it. Then I got a disc that said “Avair” on it and I told my buddies to git some of their own discs but they wouldn’t listen at first.

Daryl (the older one) got him a case of Budweiser from the cooler and the other brother Daryl got him a big ole bag of pork rinds and a pound of jerky. I finally got them to buy one of their own stupid discs so we could each have one. Then we headed off in my 73 F100 pickup to the disc golf course thingy.

On the way them stupid Daryls started drinkin up the bud and of course they were all lickered up by the time we got there. Them idiots drank the whole durn case before we got to the first tee and they were just as blind drunk as ever.

We got up to the first tee and I was a tryin to teach them to throw but they’re so lickered it was like trying to teach a chimp how to write. Well the younger Daryl got up on one of them concrete pads and I was a standing A LONG way off to the side when he threw my driver. Except, the he let go of it too late. That durn disc hit me right in the forehead. I howled like a banshee and I had a blood spurtin’ EVERYWHERE. Them stupid Daryls thought it was hilarious while I was a cussin like a sailor.

Well, after the doc sewed my forehead up with ‘bout 7 stiches I reckon I ain’t never gonna try to get them [*****] Daryls out on the course with me ever again. Watch out fer them drivers, they’s dangerous.

-Ken Billy

OUCH!!! :D

I didnt understand a single sentence...dont know what to say.....is it that hard to use correct grammar?

Its because he got hit in the head by a driver.

Its because he got hit in the head by a driver.



I wonder...is that the only time he's been hit in the head?

-DaveB

I didnt understand a single sentence...dont know what to say.....is it that hard to use correct grammar?


i'd like to see you spend that much time on a post and include as many deliberately incorrectly spelled words as ken billy did, then get back to us and let us know how long it took. i thought it was a work of art, personally, and especially appreciated the banshee reference. some posts are meant to be jokes, you should try reading them as such and then maybe you can get something out of them, too.

i'd like to see you spend that much time on a post and include as many deliberately incorrectly spelled words as ken billy did, then get back to us and let us know how long it took. i thought it was a work of art, personally, and especially appreciated the banshee reference. some posts are meant to be jokes, you should try reading them as such and then maybe you can get something out of them, too.



A work of art? give me a break......and as for writing a big dumb post about nothing, no thanks....id rather play disc golf

I thought it was pretty good, too. How's my grammar?

I could understand what you said, so congratulations your grammar is, good.

I could understand what you said, so congratulations your grammar is, good.


actually, your grammar is the one that could use some work. take your last post, for example. it should have read, "I could understand what you said, so congratulations, your grammar is good." the comma you put before "good" is unnecessary and out of place, but at least you made the effort. if you'd much rather be playing disc golf than reading long posts, maybe you should be outdoors instead of on the message board. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

a) its raining
b) im sick
c) that was the whole point of my post.....ever heard of a thing called sarcasm?

oh, and d) this board pales in comparison to the discgolfforum one....too bad its down for now else i wouldn't be in here.

c) that was the whole point of my post.....ever heard of a thing called sarcasm?


nope. and i'm sure if you read any of my other posts, you wouldn't see any of them laced with sarcasm. hope you feel better real soon! :D

awww, you're gonna make us sad if you keep saying things like that. it's the acceptance of disc golf hacks that we cannot do without, so if we lose you i'm not sure we can go on. that's it guys, shut her down. feel free not to come back if you want, we'll probably get along just fine in your absence.

yeah, and im sure that everyone likes you! i think i can do without this dumb hillbully leaving at not making another post with blatantly fu(ked up words, and nothing that makes sense......but have a nice day sir, seems like all this forum is about is " im better than you and im gonna prove it by posting nonsense on the internet."

seems like all this forum is about is " im better than you and im gonna prove it by posting nonsense on the internet."


i'm gonna need a little clarification on this one, so anyone please feel free to interpret this for me. how exactly would you prove yourself superior to someone by posting nonsense? proving superiority can most easily be accomplished with a display of skill or intellect, and since there isn't much skill involved in keystrokes and a few cheesy jokes, it would seem that the only thing separating the "superior" from the rest on here would be intelligent posts. granted, exclaiming that "this message board sucks" is truly a display or wit and a general understanding of the english language, but i think you may be proving my point when you state, "this dumb hillbully leaving at not making another post with blatantly fu(ked up words", because i can't imagine to understand what you were even going for on this one. i do hope it clears up soon!

You just proved my point.....you are superior...you win~!

you out-worded me once again, you should feel great about yourself

i still don't know what nonsense had to do with anything, but thanks anyways.

It's posters like you that make all the more sense in disallowing Anonymous posters on this board.

And if the other discussion board is that much better, then why do you bother posting here...oh yea, trying to better yourself. :o

trying to better myself? HA oh...maybe it was because the site is down...though you must have already read that in my previous posts.


You guys must all know eachother or something, im glad i don't live in texas

This is sad.. Bunch of babies... Just shut up!

-Scott Lewis

duely noted

I got hit in the back of the head with a Pro (older version) Beast and recieved a concussion from it....

I forget what type of disc it was, but I believe someone from my neck of the woods got part of their ear ripped off from a driver.

Hey DiscManDan, if you're that annoyed at Ken Billy's post, make sure you never read anything by a poster named Bixby.

On a more painful note, I have both been hit and hit people in the head/neck area with a driver, and neither one is fun to experience. I have a friend who has never let me live down hitting him.

thanks for the heads up