Mar 20 2005, 02:05 AM
Howdy ya’ll, this is Ken Billy again. I just wanna share with ya’ll the dangers of poison ivy out on them disc golf courses.
I was a playin’ disc golf the other day and all the sudden I got’s this case of the hershey squirts that was so bad I couldn’t wait till I got to the jon out by the pavilion. So I did what every other country boy would do, I high-tailed it off into the woods ‘round the back of a big ‘ol oak tree and took care o’ business there. Well I wasn’t payin’ much attention to what I was a doing and I grabbed some leaves to wipe and guess what...they were poison ivy. Now I have to do everything standin’ up. Sittin’s too painful.
After seein’ the doc ‘bout this I ain’t real sure what to do with this medicine he gave me ‘cause I couldn’t understand what he was a tellin’ me. I ain’t never seen anyone giggle so much in my life as that dumb doctor. Anywho, I’ll be a gettin’ outta here and ya’ll watch out fer that poison ivy. It ain’t no fun.
-Ken Billy
I was a playin’ disc golf the other day and all the sudden I got’s this case of the hershey squirts that was so bad I couldn’t wait till I got to the jon out by the pavilion. So I did what every other country boy would do, I high-tailed it off into the woods ‘round the back of a big ‘ol oak tree and took care o’ business there. Well I wasn’t payin’ much attention to what I was a doing and I grabbed some leaves to wipe and guess what...they were poison ivy. Now I have to do everything standin’ up. Sittin’s too painful.
After seein’ the doc ‘bout this I ain’t real sure what to do with this medicine he gave me ‘cause I couldn’t understand what he was a tellin’ me. I ain’t never seen anyone giggle so much in my life as that dumb doctor. Anywho, I’ll be a gettin’ outta here and ya’ll watch out fer that poison ivy. It ain’t no fun.
-Ken Billy