Howdy y’all, my name’s Ken. Some people call me “Kenny”, or “Ken Billy”, or my mamma calls me “Ken Billy Bob” when she gets real mad and gets to hollerin’. Anyways, y’all have a real weird sport of disc golf or frisbee golf or whatever you call it that I got to likin’ this past weekend.

I was out huntin’ squirrels with my 30 aught 6 (I hunt ‘em fer the meat – not the sport of it) and I came across one of them crazy “disc-golf” courses and thought I oughtta have a looky. Just as I was a gonna check out one of them baskets I saw some yankee’s come a walking down the trail. They looked at me, then they looked at my rifle and ran off into the woods screaming something about, “I don’t wanna squeal like a pig!” Now let’s get something straight here you durn yankee’s, just ‘cause you saw “Deliverance” a few years ago don’t mean all of us southern boys are like that. I’m a warm-blooded MAN and I love my southern belles – especially when she say’s, “Oh, I’m kinda drunk now.” (You-know, that’s kinda like a matin’ call.) Although, I have to admit it’s real easy to scare the crap outta you yankees since that movie “Deliverance” came out.

Well, just after them silly boys ran off into the woods a hollerin’ like little school girls I took a walk ‘round the course and found one of them discs. It was kinda clear like with a bit of purple and says, “2005 USDGC” and some other stuff on it. I started tossin’ it around and thought that was kinda fun. I stood on one of them pads of concrete and threw it like a frisbee and it only took me about 4 or 5 throws to get to the basket. I gotta say I enjoyed myself. I gonna have to get me some more discs cause I gave that one I found to my dawg Birmingham fer playin’ fetch. He’s got that thing all chewed up already. One of them drive-through liqueor stores sells them discs here in town. I’ll be back...

-Ken Billy

Has the great Bixby returned as a redneck that actually likes women?? :eek:

Lol, maybe he's got a bi-polar thing going on...

-DaveB

His "partner" will be crushed. :D

An example of why the board need no ANONs

Hey some Anons can be fun especially the ones like Bixby. :D:D

Yeah Bixby was fun... you know what... to steal this thread a little... you know what would be fun... a thread devoted to stories as to what happened to Bixby. I mean plenty of people probably could come up with some good conspiracy theories as to how the PDGA had him whacked or something. Personally I think he finally got his "disc" lodged in his partner's "pizza box" and is no longer able to do the whole cat thing he talked about. To get back on track, I mean these boards are a wealth of knowledge about the game, but also a great source of entertainment. I mean do you think people have hundreds of posts on here soley for the sharing of knowledge? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :D

Not much meat left on a squirrel after you hit it with a 30 aught 6.

May not be on the squirrel itself, but it has to be there somewhere. :)

1. Who the hell is Bixby?

2. That's why you gotta hit them critters in the head.

-Ken Billy

Its a good effort but not near the level of humor of bixby. I'll go out on a limb now and say the authors are two different people. :)

1. Who the hell is Bixby?




out right lie, why post who it is unless you know who it is.