Feb 19 2005, 05:18 PM
Hi all! I happened to play a round of DG in some very gusty winds the other day and though I use a moisturizer and will also take the added precaution of applying a neutral foundation to further lessen the destructive forces of mother nature on my face, I found that the brisk wind not only played havoc with my cheeks but also left my lips feeling quite chapped.
I recall my dear mum would always preach to me the need to moisturize, moisturize, moisturize! Her mantra stuck with me over the years and I have been quite passionate about it! My dedication to moisturizing has probably been all that has stopped me from suffering the wicked effects of premature aging, although it has also meant a lifelong struggle with acne due to the oil base of the lotions I use. While my partner is most understanding of my need to then sleep with my face encased in a mask of benzoyl peroxide, the damage it has done to our sheets and bedding can be quite troublesome!
After completing my round of DG and returning to the bed & breakfast we were staying at for a long Valentine�s Day weekend I happened to mention my plight to the wife of a fellow guest and she had the most wonderful idea that I put into action commencing with the very next round we played:
I utilized a silk veil loaned to me by our hosts: I utilized some thread �also donated by our host � which I used to form a loop on opposite ends of the veil � I then looped the veil behind each ear forming a burka-like shield that repelled the wind. I was pleasantly surprised to find that after that day�s match, my facial skin was as luxurious and supple as a loaf of gluten-free French bread� Now here�s the kicker, dear readers, our lovely hosts were nice enough to grace me with the veil permanently!
Sure, some of you may immediately think that the veil is an excellent wind shield and are probably going to use this idea the next time you find yourself facing the harsh winds of the Texas prairie, but may I suggest that before you shelve that veil when the wind is not a factor, may I suggest that the veil has it�s advantages even on the nicest of days as it also offers an excellent measure of sun protection: We�ve all seen what the sun can do to our skin and really, who among us would want that extra freckle or wrinkle if we could possibly avoid it? My partner has often pointed out that I have skin like the finest of porcelain china and I don�t intend to put my face �in harm�s way� if I can avoid it. While my foundation has an SPF of 165, I don�t think you can ever be too careful where the sun is concerned, so for me � wind or no wind � the veil is a keeper in my disc golf equipment bag!
Of course, I expect some amongst the readers to shy away from the veil and tough it out sans veil due to their concerns about what the veil might do to their throwing style and/or finishing position: To that end may I suggest customizing your veil so that it just drapes down as far as your chin? This �mini� veil will protect the most vital areas of your face while not getting in the way of even the hardest of throws. A further suggestion to those who will try the veil � in the event that you�re moisturizing (�and you SHOULD BE!): Let the moisturizer completely work its way into your pores and feel dry to the touch. You don�t want to run the risk of staining your veil with moisturizing cream � even with a vigorous scrubbing these delicates have a way of trapping in stains�(Fortunately I have very large pores so the moisturizer just seeps right in and I seldom have to worry about that�) A final note to the reader: Please be sure to shave prior to placing the veil: Stubble can play havoc on fine silk! I know this from experience as I made one for a member of one of our usual foursomes and she reported that the veil was just about torn to shreds from a two or three day growth!
P.S. � No need to thank me gang! For me, seeing soft, supple, and healthy skin out on the course is its own reward!

dischawk20
Feb 19 2005, 06:22 PM
my facial skin was as luxurious and supple as a loaf of gluten-free French bread

I have skin like the finest of porcelain china



LOL, where do you come up with this stuff?

Feb 19 2005, 06:33 PM
OOOOHHH... now I get it... Michael Jackson took up disc golf and is using the stage name of Bixby Carruthers. :D :D;) So I guess the next Bixby masterpiece will be how to teach his squatting dog throwing type to younger male players the same way that great knowledge was passed in days of the great Greek philosophers. :eek: :cool:

Feb 19 2005, 07:00 PM
I've noticed the number of replys to Bixby's post have declined lately. Even though all his posts are very original they may contain too may homosexual references for most of us. I don't really care what Bixby and his "partner" does I just wish he would keep it to himself. I know I don't have to read it, but I do.

Feb 19 2005, 07:31 PM
Next time you see a thread with a poster being called "Bixby" don't click... its not hard. I am sure you don't read EVERY thread on here because I don't know if that's humanly possible, so why read one you don't like and then complain when youd clicked on it when you could have avoided it like many many others. You choose which posts to read... don't read Bixby and let the rest of us enjoy pissing our pants (or pantyhose if you are a Bixby follower) while enjoying the non sequitor mess. :D :D

moolie
Feb 19 2005, 10:58 PM
To quote Steve Buscemi "He is a fountain of misplaced rage. Pick your cliche'; mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night stinky uncle. Now moments of levity give him headaches leave him in pain. Happiness for that man hurts"

Feb 19 2005, 11:00 PM
lol :D no doubt

Feb 19 2005, 11:05 PM
I've noticed the number of replys to Bixby's post have declined lately.



Possibly Bixby's moved his priorities away from posting on the boards and towards working on his "technique" with his "partner"... :D

Cdale600
Feb 20 2005, 02:34 AM
Well as hard as a lot of posters try to be witty the only time I have ever actually laughed out loud while surfing DISCussion was reading Bixby.

Feb 20 2005, 04:30 AM
Yeah I cant wait for the "unveiling" to see who it actualy is pulling or legs.

Feb 23 2005, 01:43 AM
While my foundation has an SPF of 165,



Holy toledo! SPF 165? Is that a latex or oil-based paint?

-Dave

Feb 23 2005, 01:46 AM
While my foundation has an SPF of 165,



Holy toledo! SPF 165? Is that a latex or oil-based paint?

-Dave


Liquid latex... the kind they use for them paint on clothes. Lets just hope Bixby doesn't ever turn to just painted on clothing... but I think it is inevitable.

Feb 23 2005, 01:55 AM
While my foundation has an SPF of 165,



Holy toledo! SPF 165? Is that a latex or oil-based paint?

-Dave


Liquid latex... the kind they use for them paint on clothes. Lets just hope Bixby doesn't ever turn to just painted on clothing... but I think it is inevitable.



Oh thanks A LOT for putting that picture in my head...now my twitch is back...ARGH!

-Dave

Feb 23 2005, 01:57 AM
If my post is the one that did it then you have probelms. We all know that Bixby throwing into his partners pizza box is just a metaphor for [content edited for our own [*****] good]. :D:D

jasonc
Feb 23 2005, 02:02 AM
Every post is like a freakin train wreck...........you know it's going to be bad and you won't like what you see, but you just can't help but look :confused:.

Sadly most of Bixby's posts do make me laugh .