Feb 03 2005, 02:55 PM
Hi all! I was initially unsure if this thread should be in �Equipment� or in the �Players� area but as I feel this is about player etiquette I came down on the side of �Players� -- if I am wrong, I hope the dear readers will set me straight � but not too harshly I hope!
This is a rather sensitive subject and I will approach it with the sensitivity I think it deserves as I do not wish to offend any of the group with whom I have either played with or might play with in the future.
I noted during last summer that some of my fellow chaps had a rather unfortunate proclivity towards harsh body odor as we approached the mid-way point of our matches. In point of fact, I was also confronted by this situation on many first tees as I assumed some of these same players may have just come from a just-completed game or perhaps their jobs which I noted in many cases were either as baristas or produce managers at local organic food marts.
As I often will play with two different sets of playing partners in different disc golf matches over the course of a day, I like to remain fresh wherever possible so as not to offend a new partner in a foursome. To that end, I like to carry homemade wet wipes which most times carry just a hint of buttermint or some other fragrance depending on where I�m playing and what I perceive to be the preference of my partners. I pack my wet wipes in a fresh zip lock storage bag and keep them refrigerated over night in advance of the next day�s matches. That morning I just toss my storage bag filled with wet wipes in my disc bag and head off to the fun!
Depending on the heat index I refresh myself with my wet wipes as much as every third tee area or perhaps only as we head into the back nine. I have found that my partners appreciate my attention to personal hygiene and have complimented me on my scent during the course of play. I�ve been fortunate enough that many of my partners have happily obliged my requests to do my back with the wet wipes because as we all know, perspiration can be at its nastiest in the spot that encompasses the area below the nape of the neck down to the tailbone. (I�ve also found that the butterfly tattoo floating on a disc on my tailbone is a real conversation starter!)
Again, realizing that personal hygiene is just that: personal, I�d still like to open this up to the group and get your valued feedback on any methods you might be using to refresh yourself and your scent during the course of a match�? I realize that some may be put off by the buttermint scent and I have used sandalwood and pine scents but also found that these can come off as too strong and put off some partners who prefer a light but ever-present scent of freshness. Again, personal preference is the order of the day. I hope that the post is not a turn off for the group or for those who might shy away from the sensitive subject of player hygiene and lord knows I appreciate a musky scent of perspiration as much as the next guy but I still feel it is our mutual respect for each other that separates our game from ball golf and other sporting pursuits.

cbdiscpimp
Feb 03 2005, 03:04 PM
I dont even know what to say about this.

Feb 03 2005, 03:10 PM
Steve, I think your asking questions you do not want answered.

However I am curious about how Bixby, keeps his/her head from sweating while wearing the helmet? I did a breif stint in bicycle racing and know that even the most ventilated helmets make your head sweat.

Feb 03 2005, 03:11 PM
bixby, man you have got WAY too much time on your hands. /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif shall we assume the weather is keeping you indoors??

esalazar
Feb 03 2005, 03:21 PM
who is this person????

woodpecker
Feb 03 2005, 03:23 PM
I myself can not stand the BO of other players.......however what you just explained is way...way overboard.....

and another player wiping your sweaty back, what the he!! is wrong with him.....

Feb 03 2005, 03:26 PM
Bixby, you are a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seewhere
Feb 03 2005, 03:58 PM
this is crazy. as long as no one is whipping the CRACK OF YOUR *** I guess it's okay!! :eek:

gnduke
Feb 03 2005, 04:08 PM
I too am curious how the same level of personal hygeine is maintained for the hair replacement device and helmet. At least with the temperatures we experience in Texas, that would not only be a source of concern from a perspiration point of view, but from a safety perspective as well. Poorly ventilated head gear can easily lead to heat related injuries in hot weather.

bambam
Feb 03 2005, 04:10 PM
Too funny, man :D

27dogs
Feb 03 2005, 05:25 PM
that is so *** :D

Feb 03 2005, 05:31 PM
i don't like the way this thread smells :o

sciencet_cher
Feb 03 2005, 05:42 PM
i don't like the way this thread smells :o



Atwood is thinking: Not only that, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth...

riverdog
Feb 03 2005, 05:58 PM
Yup, a bit gamey....

Lyle O Ross
Feb 03 2005, 06:26 PM
Isn't sweating a courtesy violation?

michellewade
Feb 03 2005, 06:38 PM
Oh ma Gawd - NOW we've seen (or rather read) it ALL. :eek:

I say give a warning first and then a stroke!

Hey, try being a tad bit over 5' tall and everyone's arm pits are just about the right size to fit squarely on top of your shoulders. Yummy. :p (That's when I bend my knees to get under IT).

My solution: I usually smell like smoke and that covers the BO. Highly effective! :D;)

Feb 03 2005, 06:43 PM
Isn't sweating a courtesy violation?



Only when you play as physically close to the other players like Bixby does.

moolie
Feb 03 2005, 06:54 PM
This could be the most bizzare post I have seen in my 5 years of visting this board (bored??)

Feb 03 2005, 07:00 PM
are you ***? :confused:

riverdog
Feb 03 2005, 07:00 PM
Just be glad he didn't decide to broach the subject of winter time nasal secretion disposition......... :o:D

Feb 03 2005, 07:06 PM
My solution: I usually smell like smoke and that covers the BO. Highly effective! :D;)



i'd rather smell your bo then to be subjected to the dirty ashtry smell :eek: :D

Feb 03 2005, 07:34 PM
I beg your pardon, sir...We Disc Golfers do NOT sweat we perspire. (say this with a highbrow british accent)

Rodney Gilmore
Feb 03 2005, 09:46 PM
I too am curious how the same level of personal hygeine is maintained for the hair replacement device and helmet. At least with the temperatures we experience in Texas, that would not only be a source of concern from a perspiration point of view, but from a safety perspective as well. Poorly ventilated head gear can easily lead to heat related injuries in hot weather.



I think its way too late to worry about heat related injuries. Sounds like whoever Bixby and Merkin really are is pretty well done already.

michellewade
Feb 03 2005, 10:15 PM
My solution: I usually smell like smoke and that covers the BO. Highly effective! :D;)



i'd rather smell your bo then to be subjected to the dirty ashtry smell :eek: :D



Alrighty then - no more hugs for you, Jack ;) :D

Feb 03 2005, 10:18 PM
wow :p i think just ****** myself

pterodactyl
Feb 03 2005, 10:37 PM
Antiperspirant/Deodorant

Feb 03 2005, 10:37 PM
wow, another bixby essay just filled with *** little inuendos and punchlines. REAL COOL :o

Feb 03 2005, 10:56 PM
Anyone else notice that Schwebs level of posting starting dropping the instant Bixby hit the scene? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif I am not making any accusations... just thought I would point out an observation.

Archemike
Feb 04 2005, 12:11 AM
Bixby, you are a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LMAO :D

Moderator005
Feb 04 2005, 12:53 PM
and another one bites the dust...

(makes my Ignore List)

Feb 09 2005, 07:35 PM
Bixby, you are a GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LMAO :D


lmao:)

adogg187420
Feb 09 2005, 08:35 PM
It is just weird if anybody is offended by Bixbys posts, or puts him on the ignore list. Do you not enjoy humor in your life?? ITS ALL A JOKE! This guy is one of a kind. Keep 'em comin Bixby!!!!

Cdale600
Feb 09 2005, 08:55 PM
For real! Whoever it was that called it performance art got it spot on. Personally I want to hear more about this Merkin character.

Feb 09 2005, 10:13 PM
It is just weird if anybody is offended by Bixbys posts, or puts him on the ignore list. Do you not enjoy humor in your life?? ITS ALL A JOKE! This guy is one of a kind. Keep 'em comin Bixby!!!!


Amem to that. I mean if you are that offended... don't click on threads posted by Bixby. Its not that hard. The people who can't handle it are probably the yuppies who enjoy the fly 18 courses becourse its too much of a distraction to have to walk through the course. Personally I don't polo wearing yuppies with no sense of humor belong on a DG course. If Bixby showed up on my course in spandex and a helmet and latex gloves I would gladly play with him. May not learn the whole mounted tiger throwing style but I am sure I would die of laughter by the end of the round.

Feb 10 2005, 01:23 AM
I just looked at all nine of Bixby's posts. He's got about 100 posts worth of sentences in those things. Wow, I couldn't spend that much time coming up with a story that long just to ask a question. I gotta have him write some of my papers for me. But I guess it is good because he won't have too many posts litering this message board because he doesn't want to devote an hour to each post.

Feb 16 2005, 03:56 PM
It is just weird if anybody is offended by Bixbys posts, or puts him on the ignore list. Do you not enjoy humor in your life?? ITS ALL A JOKE! This guy is one of a kind. Keep 'em comin Bixby!!!!



I enjoy anything that has comedic value as much as the next guy, and while Bixby may have comedic value in his post's, as a whole, his writings here are a very bad attempt, and display of satire. The PROFESSIONAL Disc Golf Association forums are NOT the place to be acting-out his acid flashbacks. Maybe he should go to discondrugs.com and post crap like that.

on a lighter note Bixby; if you rub your whole body with CLEAR STICK deodorant (I can't stress enough how important getting good clear stick deodorant is) then spray a thick layer of bug juice (99% DEET) over top, it will hold in that smell from your balls and [*****] for at least 24 hours. Good luck, I hope you hit a tree with a disc soon.