Existant/Non existant it doesn't matter.

I think the Woodpecker would be bad. A disc that continously hits trees whenever it is thrown(even if there isn't a tree for 600 feet)

Mud puppy - no explanation required.

The dodo :D

the taco(er)

The Orc. lol (sorry, Dave)

Gopher.

all of them in the QwErTy line or (AR line for people knowing my name)

The Long Ranger was a odd name. Even odder disc.

THE SALAD TOSSER...........Sorry, but you asked! :D

NO!!!

Worm Burner.

Sonny Bono

John Denver

Challenger

ummm... I'm thinking something along the lines of "The Boomerang" :p

i've always thought that discrafts X discs are very confusing. (the xtra,x2,xl, etc..)

What I can't figure out is why do all the big car companies steal our names. (stratus, viper, cobra, tracer, jaguar) the list goes on ;)

The DGA Titanic...The Titanic was the "unsinkable ship", remember. Although the titanic did indeed sink, you have to think about the line. Right before it reached its final destination (the basket) it sunk and everyone died.

I guess a bad name for a disc would be the Bushwhacker (not George W. but that would be funny too!)

can't forget the TL and Ram

The Optimizer.

anything with a # such as #1 roller #4 driver

or the jls

or the challenger(even though i throw them) you cant name somthing after it blew up

Or the tank(not everyone knows goo ol' stingray jay hehe)

Reaper
Xpress

A nonexistant one = The Squid

United, TWA, lawn mower, and the orc (should have been called the dork).

The Crush...names should be nouns :cool: How about the crank, the rip, or the shank...

The Crush...names should be nouns :cool: How about the crank, the rip, or the shank...

aren't those verbs?

By the way, i could see lightning using those names!

#1 Shank
#3 Rip
#1 Crank
#2 Tree

How about the woodpecker?

the Mark Atwood putter.....


Sorry Mark... :)

How about the woodpecker?



That was the first one on the list.

Sorry, was too excited to reach post # 100 i didnt read back to the first post :(

The Crush...names should be nouns :cool: How about the crank, the rip, or the shank...

aren't those verbs?



I was illustrating how funny verbs sound as names! :D
the roll...the float..the spin...the hyperspin...

The Prayer.

The Crush...names should be nouns :cool: How about the crank, the rip, or the shank...

aren't those verbs?



I was illustrating how funny verbs sound as names! :D
the roll...the float..the spin...the hyperspin...



Actually, "crank," "rip," and shank" can also be nouns -- as can "crush," "roll," "float," "spin," and "hyperspin."

As can "can," come to think of it... :D

subcategory of worst names for discs that rhyme with actual names for discs:

the blow-by

btw, am i the only one who whenever they see a Status driving down the highway just cant help but picturing it suddenly veering off crazily and rolling, rolling, rolling? :confused: i mean, geez, i'm almost afraid to pass one of those things.

<font size=-2>of course, i also expect Rams to suddenly serve and cut me off, but not sure if this is disc- or Texas-related.</font>

In the spirit of the Gumb-putt, the Dunce Putt, and, for MarkA, a putter named the "Doink!" :D

subcategory of worst names for discs that rhyme with actual names for discs:

the blow-by




TreeBird(Teebird)
Bogey(Birdie)
Shank(Shark)

I have an aviar named AVI-FAR

I hate some of the new Discraft names "Crush"..."Buzz"..."Flash"...they all sound like soft drinks

Wildcat... ooo, very original /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Of course, I'm just a big UK-hater.

I hate some of the new Discraft names "Crush"..."Buzz"..."Flash"...they all sound like soft drinks



Sounds more like drugs than drinks.

I hate some of the new Discraft names "Crush"..."Buzz"..."Flash"...they all sound like soft drinks



Sounds more like drugs than drinks.



Crush your crank, catch a buzzz, and see a flash of light on the inside of your eye.

What about some real drug related names, the spliff, or the blue boomer. Those would be some crazy molds.

you want crazy molds? try ergot.

I don't want a goldphish!

I want...a dog

worst name for a disc has got to be the Gator, IMPO.


<font color="orange"> GO VOLS</font>

The snail, sounds like a nice slow disc. By the way Martin, Gator is better then if they would have named it the Longhorn, this disc would of course be highly touted but tend to fold in mid-flight!!!!

The Idiot.

Of course i'm refering to one of the worst possible names for a disc, not some of EWES message boarders. :D

What I can't figure out is why do all the big car companies steal our names. (stratus, viper, cobra, tracer, jaguar) the list goes on ;) can't forget the TL and Ram



The AMC Eagle, the Aurora, the Gremlin. what else?

What I can't figure out is why do all the big car companies steal our names. (stratus, viper, cobra, tracer, jaguar) the list goes on ;) can't forget the TL and Ram



The AMC Eagle, the Aurora, the Gremlin. what else?



The Yugo , The Renault . :confused:

Or we could name it the Sooner, in which case it may fly a little farther than the Longhorn (depending on which year you throw it in), but it would still only get about 3/4 of the way to the target before falling limp to the ground. :o

I hate some of the new Discraft names "Crush"..."Buzz"..."Flash"...they all sound like soft drinks



Sounds more like drugs than drinks.



Crush your crank, catch a buzzz, and see a flash of light on the inside of your eye.

What about some real drug related names, the spliff, or the blue boomer. Those would be some crazy molds.



:DYou maybe on to something :eek:

Or we could name it the Sooner, in which case it may fly a little farther than the Longhorn (depending on which year you throw it in), but it would still only get about 3/4 of the way to the target before falling limp to the ground. :o



:DStill laughing :D:DThanks !!!

I've often wondered why they call it the JLS when it's a Long Straight Driver. Seems like the initials should've been obvious . . .

Wolverine- Highly touted, over rated. And says it does everything that they big boys do, but of course, fails to do so.

Tree Magnet (I've got 12 of these in my bag /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif )
Greasy Soft Taco (aka SE Pro T-Bird)
Turn & Burn (Anything light in gummybear plastic)
The Submarine (for those loooong water shots)
Grip Locker (when there's danger right...)
The Chameleon (guaranteed invisible in any undergrowth)
The Arrow (automatic three putt)
:D

Ahh, the Renault. Brings back memories.
I remember the day when I went with my dad to buy the Renault.
That was a great car... wait a minute, no it wasn't. It sucked!

Back on topic, how 'bout the Buzzzzzzz (or how ever many z's they use to spell it).
I'm tired of these "unqiue" spellings of words

Or we could name it the Sooner, in which case it may fly a little farther than the Longhorn (depending on which year you throw it in), but it would still only get about 3/4 of the way to the target before falling limp to the ground. :o



:DStill laughing :D:DThanks !!!



Hey, hey we got more like 6/7 of the way before falling on our face thank you very much!!!! :cool:

When I heard about the "Crush", I thought about what would happen when it hit a tree or if it got run over in the street.

Also, the "Coupe". A coupe is a car, not a disc or any other flying thing.

Highly touted and overrated? How about a bearcat.

what about the cruiser???? ;)

The Scud, gets almost halfway to the target and another disc flies by and drills it and knocks it to the ground

I think it's time for a "SKY CRUISER"

I've often wondered why they call it the JLS when it's a Long Straight Driver. Seems like the initials should've been obvious . . .



LSD? That would be a disc that would be scared of the basket and instead it would just hang out in the arcade or the planetarium...

I think it's time for a "SKY CRUISER"



How about :
The Razor
The Knife
The Blade
The Ax
The Saw
The Drill
The Cutter
The SpeedSter
:D

The SCIH (snowball's chance in he11)!!

The Couch.
Randomly beautiful...

My favorite putter is the Blowby.
Good thing I carry a Kneeknockercomeback.

The STD from discraft. Just got to love it to get it.

The STD from discraft. Just got to love it to get it.



I heard that one comes in different "molds"...

wonder if there will ever be a candy STD?

the elite Z ******. no matter where you throw, it always comes out smelling like a rose. :eek:

The People magnet.

Maybe the dics that are woman friendly should be names accordingly
butterfly-
gold digger-
rose-
man chaser-
daffodil-
playtex-

One time someone told me I should name a disc "the spinner." Thought that was pretty dumb

i like that lady one called the playtex that is funny.

made with the best and smoothest plastic!!! :-) for comfort!!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

stays smooth even after multiple uses
inserts reliably into the hole
stays firmly in place until deliberately removed

i like that lady one called the playtex that is funny.



That's Innova's version. Millenium makes the same mold in a slightly different plastic, and calls it the PMS.

Flying pooper

i like that lady one called the playtex that is funny.



That's Innova's version. Millenium makes the same mold in a slightly different plastic, and calls it the PMS.




THATS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS BOARD!!!!!

Of course, Discraft will come out with the Elite tampaX.

Then lightning makes one....with grip rings....need I say more?

i like that lady one called the playtex that is funny.



That's Innova's version. Millenium makes the same mold in a slightly different plastic, and calls it the PMS.


PMS huh..........does it get Cranky !!!!! :D

just hope the Elite TampaX isn't a blood red color........ :p

i like that lady one called the playtex that is funny.



That's Innova's version. Millenium makes the same mold in a slightly different plastic, and calls it the PMS.



Actually, the PMS was the alphabetical precursor to the QMS. In testing it was a lot less predictable and would really turn on you in a hurry.

i like that lady one called the playtex that is funny.



That's Innova's version. Millenium makes the same mold in a slightly different plastic, and calls it the PMS.



Actually, the PMS was the alphabetical precursor to the QMS. In testing it was a lot less predictable and would really turn on you in a hurry.


Is that what girlie throws? ;)

"Boogey" would be a sad name for a golfdisc !! :)

Someone would really have to "pull some strings" to get that name into production.

wow....... that is just over the top right there..... I dunno if that could be taken further!!!! or can it??? :-P

Iron Butterfly

Led Zepplin

(insert other heavy / light oxymorons here)

The only problem with the tampaX is that if you use it in the rain, if blows up to the size of a trashcan lid and you've gotta get a new one. Luckily they make a compact one that expands so you can just slip it in your pocket!

hahaha :D:D:D:D:D

and you can use it as a thumber OR a two-finger

just hope the Elite TampaX isn't a blood red color........ :p


I would suppose it would only be good to use it about 4 or 5 days a month, but it could be useful to fill the gap in scoring if you hadn't been using it. In the UK it would simply be the best bloody disc PERIOD.One question would it be available in the women's restroom for a quarter ?? :o

just hope the Elite TampaX isn't a blood red color........ :p


I would suppose it would only be good to use it about 4 or 5 days a month, but it could be useful to fill the gap in scoring if you hadn't been using it. In the UK it would simply be the best bloody disc PERIOD.One question would it be available in the women's restroom for a quarter ?? :o



Then again, they do come in many different widths as opposed to weights!! :) :D:eek:

LMAO :D:D:D

For some reason, the Innova Rollova was never a really popular disc...

For some reason, the Innova Rollova was never a really popular disc...


Anything that has the words Disc_ _ _ _ _ on it :D

A putter called Mark Attwood :o

all out of love Mark :D

BUZZard
Skunk
Frog

I think that Hot Plate would be a rather nasty disc. Hot Carl would be even worse. :p

Well Innova has the ACE and Birdie...how bout the PAR and Bogey.

Lightning could introduce a new putter called the Lay-Up.

just hope the Elite TampaX isn't a blood red color........ :p


I would suppose it would only be good to use it about 4 or 5 days a month, but it could be useful to fill the gap in scoring if you hadn't been using it. In the UK it would simply be the best bloody disc PERIOD.One question would it be available in the women's restroom for a quarter ?? :o



It's the putter you pull out after:
You are in birdie range and... your putt skipped off the lip, picked up and rolled 80 feet from the pin, then the upshot hit the pin and rolled away again, then the putt spit through, then you hit metal... pull out this disc to stop the bleeding.

Treeseeker
Corpse Fondler


BTW
nice Boog avatar there Duckbutter!

Well lets see...theres the Innova Firebird and Thunderbird (Teebird). Those were pretty cool cars in their day. How about a crappy car...like the Pinto!

Well lets see...theres the Innova Firebird and Thunderbird (Teebird). Those were pretty cool cars in their day. How about a crappy car...like the Pinto!



The receptical. It collects all the trash

Well lets see...theres the Innova Firebird and Thunderbird (Teebird). Those were pretty cool cars in their day. How about a crappy car...like the Pinto!



The receptical. It collects all the trash

Can we call it the "Receptacle", instead?

Sorry, I'm just getting caught up in the whole post padding thingie. :D

Well lets see...theres the Innova Firebird and Thunderbird (Teebird). Those were pretty cool cars in their day. How about a crappy car...like the Pinto!



The receptical. It collects all the trash

Can we call it the "Receptacle", instead?

Sorry, I'm just getting caught up in the whole post padding thingie. :D



Like this!! :D

limpy for all of those putts that fall short. wheres the minotaur innova

The Taco

has anyone mentioned the "kitchen sink" ? :D
'cause youve thrown "everything else"??
and, in my case, "everything else" didnt work???

how about the "binky"
for all the whiny crybabies out there.....

The Feces Flyer.

has anyone mentioned the "kitchen sink" ? :D
'cause youve thrown "everything else"??
and, in my case, "everything else" didnt work???



Well, in my case the kitchen sink didn't work at all either...long story short.......I was cleaning up a neighborhood for a service project and we found a sink in some bushes

the golden shower
the donkey
the snakebite
the blumpie
etc.

I was thinking about it and I discovered that the worst names for discs are already on Lightning discs! Who would want to throw the #4 driver when you could have the #1 Driver?!?! Or who would want the "Rubber Putter".

I guess its nice to have the different numbers, cause once you shank the #1, you can pull #2, then #3, then #4, then you gotta pick your best shank...oh well...atleast you can keep it in order.

The Tongue-- for those hard to reach baskets

The Optimizer.

It allows you to Optimize the time you spend looking for where it rolled-likely WAAAY behind the teepad.

The Wheel - this piece o' crap doesn't roll anywhere.

i'm surprised this one hasn't come up yet... the Dolphin

Well lets see...theres the Innova Firebird and Thunderbird (Teebird). Those were pretty cool cars in their day. How about a crappy car...like the Pinto!



they already did that- the gremlin.

I have to disagree a couple of posts ago. Its about time someone came up with "the beaver."

I would love to put my hands on a beaver... :D

The Hooker

Play a round with a hooker.

I have to disagree a couple of posts ago. Its about time someone came up with "the beaver."

I would love to put my hands on a beaver... :D




http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3320/daredevildiscgolfdiscsbtq1.jpg

You should check out Daredevil Discs.

Well lets see...theres the Innova Firebird and Thunderbird (Teebird). Those were pretty cool cars in their day. How about a crappy car...like the Pinto!



they already did that- the gremlin.


Bad car, GREAT disc.

http://www.tripledisc.com/preview/msdgc/stargrem.jpg

Titanic or Hindenburg!

How about....

The Camel Toe

Moose Knuckle http://www.lonnieknuckle.com/images/mooseknuckle.jpg