Anyone noticed yet???

I am a putter. HAHA!!!! That is ironic!

I noticed that I am less than 100 posts away from the same status as my idols Schmack, Nick, Rhett, KJ and the infamous Seehorse.

Is there a list of what post number the titles change on anywhere?

Make that 1000 Chris...

Here's the list: (over...)
0 Lurker
25 Bottle Cap
50 Mini
100 Weighted Mini
200 Fastback
400 Lid
700 Putter
1200 Approach
1600 Driver
2500 Long Driver
5000 ????

You bastards changed the titles.

I noticed that I am less than 100 posts away from the same status as my idols Schmack, Nick, Rhett, KJ and the infamous Seehorse.



No, you arent......PAY ATTENTION BOY!!!

That really upsets me. Now I must make stupid, useless posts like my Daddy and Neonpoodle.

Oh yeah, and another thing, approach this.

That really upsets me. Now I must make stupid, useless posts like my Daddy and Neonpoodle.



I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!!!

Here is my suggestion for 5000 - Loser, get a life.

I feel better now.

I feel better now.



When did Nick change his name to better?

:eek:

:D

I didn't say, "I've felt better or I've smelled better".

Keep this up and you'll both be losers before you know it! :p

I'm getting close to being a lid. I'm not sure I want to be a lid. It has negative connotations in some quarters. How about floater? That's sort of a type of disc, if that's where you are heading with this. :cool:

what the heck is a fastback? It must be an old school frisbee term.

Putter?? eh? I agree with Kid Roc. There's irony there somewhere. :confused:

Now, for the daily disturbing post:

I hope the censors don't find this one too offensive:

Might excite the Aggies (http://www.zodoenzehetdaar.nl/templates/filmpje1.php)

whoa....

Way too much information.

Wow, Martin, I though I was old and disgusting. Now I just feel old, you definately have the disgusting nailed.

I guess its official that I'm old, now I have been classified as a putter. Whats up with that?

I have no sound capabilities......and truly hope there was none! :o

I went from Veteran "backwards" to Approach. How about Skillshot instead?

Weighted minis kick a ss...

These titles are kinda dumb. I was working my way to Poo-Bah. :(

Who will be first to reach Patent Pending?

Oh wait, who cares? :D

Of course, it will be texas' own MARKY MARK!!!!

Athole, to some of us....

"Athole"

You texans are clever.

texians

umm, that's Texicans.

<----texican

Martin

Fastbacks are the old style frisbee used for MTA.The center is raised, generally with rings going up to the raised middle of the plate. They used to be the promo frisbee of choice. I think they use a light weight lynx or gopher or something else nowadays for MTA.

FYI
Ray :D

cool. thanks, dawg.

How can you be sure?

I guess if there were any texians left they would be over 165 years old.

Chris,

The PDGA would only fine you if you talked on your cell phone during a round, setting up an autograph session to sign someone's disc, thus taking longer than 30 seconds to make your throw. :D

Fastbacks are the old style frisbee used for MTA.The center is raised, generally with rings going up to the raised middle of the plate. They used to be the promo frisbee of choice. I think they use a light weight lynx or gopher or something else nowadays for MTA.



Are Fastbacks even PDGA approved? I think not, but correct me if I'm wrong.

I hate throwing those things. They usually turn into instant rollers for me, no matter how much hyzer I give them. I don't have the old school finesse to properly throw those hunks of junk.

I realize what they are getting at in labeling users with between 200-400 posts as a fastback, or basically a junior member, but that's an insult! Same thing with Lid. And what does a bottle cap have to do with disc golf?

I propose the following:

0 Lurker
25 Mini
50 Weighted Mini
100 Putter
200 Upshot
400 Midrange
700 Long Approach
1200 Driver
1600 Long Driver
2500 Fairway Ace
5000 Hole-in-one

I propose the following:

0 Lurker
25 Mini
50 Weighted Mini
100 Putter
200 Upshot
400 Midrange
700 Long Approach
1200 Driver
1600 Long Driver
2500 Fairway Ace
5000 Hole-in-one



NICE....takes away the ones that made it stupid.....

ADMINS TAKE NOTE!!!!!!!

Hole-in-One could potentially see an improvement....

I like those better!

Although I still think the top two should be "carpal tunnel" and "luser".

I hate throwing those things. They usually turn into instant rollers for me, no matter how much hyzer I give them. I don't have the old school finesse to properly throw those hunks of junk.



No disc is a hunk of junk, now on the other hand the thrower.... ;)

Are Fastbacks even PDGA approved? I think not, but correct me if I'm wrong.



Consider yourself corrected. (http://pdga.com/documents/tech_standards/PDGA_approved_discs_and_targets.pdf)

Are Fastbacks even PDGA approved? I think not, but correct me if I'm wrong.



Consider yourself corrected. (http://pdga.com/documents/tech_standards/PDGA_approved_discs_and_targets.pdf)



Jim,

Check the end of the Wham-O listing. I'm an old timer, but I have no idea what the 90 Mold and the Tool (T501 Mold) are. Could the 90 mold poss. be the extra large fastback? Prob not, because the fastback listing has "all molds".
Thanks for putting up the hyperlink.

Dunno about the 90 Mold, but The Tool is their Ultimate style disc. Similar to the Discraft's Ultrastar.

Interresting to see some of the NON-Golf discs be PDGA approved.....

:o

Yeah, Some of us actually learned to throw frisbees before starting to play disc golf. Crazy ain't it?

What's a frisbee?

And we're terrified of change....

HEllo

Come on Kid Roc, I know you have seen frisbees. People keep them under their couch or in their coffee tables with their implements.

Frisbees are soooooooo old school....

YOU OLD FART!!

Expect a follow-up letter like the one you got yesterday.

Hmm... A one disc challenge with an UltraStar...

Expect a follow-up letter like the one you got yesterday.



NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!!!

That really upsets me. Now I must make stupid, useless posts like my Daddy and Neonpoodle.



It shouldn't be hard you've had over 1500 posts of solid practice...

The Titles changed again! Someone must be bored.

0 Lurker
25 Mark Lie
50 Drop In
100 Putt
200 Upshot
400 Midrange
700 Long Approach
1200 Drive
1600 Long Drive
2500 Fairway Ace
5000 Hole-in-one

That's crazy. It won't be long now before I'm known for my long drive.

The Titles changed again! Someone must be bored.


No more bored than those that have nothing better to do than comment about it.

And no more bored than you Nick, who seems to have nothing better to do than post over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over how horrible not having what Nick Knight defines as an Am division is.

Hey you hit right there...
NADGA

Nicks Am Disc Golf Association.........

No conflict of interest cause he cant play in it :p

Wrong, wrong, wrong. In the NADGA, only Nick can make that determination. And it varies by the week.

This thread is getting a lot more interesting.

What about the "Nick's Am Golfer's Group", or NAGG? :D

And no more bored than you Nick, who seems to have nothing better to do than post over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over how horrible not having what Nick Knight defines as an Am division is.



Rhett, you need a rest. Do like you did a couple months ago and just don't read my posts. You'll be much better off. I wouldn't want you to have a breakdown on my account.

Seriously.

Besides. You remember that other thing I used to harp about all of the time? Not that I did the whole thing by any means. But Ratings Based Competition is a part of every PDGA event that allows prize divisions now.

So- True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, True Amateur Class, and finally True Amateur Class.

Ah! I feel much better now.

AM FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

Maybe Cong, but you have no class! :D

(Obligatory post to see what my "title" will be now...)

"Long approach" That would be a ce valk or jls for you right ching - oh wait, that is every shot! :D

Maybe Cong, but you have no class! :D

(Obligatory post to see what my "title" will be now...)



Class.....

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

GAME, thats what you lack!


besides, I have class, just rarely show it, to crumbums like you, when on a message board, or Discgolf course!

especially when recently SNUBBED by you..... :o

You guys are just so rough on Ching! :D Larry, you have a PM (no, I didn't say BM :D)

The Titles changed again!

0 Lurker
25 Mark Lie
50 Drop In
100 Putt
200 Upshot
400 Midrange
700 Long Approach
1200 Drive
1600 Long Drive
2500 Fairway Ace
5000 Hole-in-one




Looks like some of my suggestions were incorperated in the new titles. Cool!

Thanks, Nick!

Nice work!

I much prefer being a putt to a weighted mini...

I just wish I had a weighted mini with me at the Hoffman Holiday Horror yesterday - those mini holes were wild and crazy :D

I'm now a Long Drive.

Why the name Lurker for anybody with under 25 posts. It has a stalker like connotation. How about some thing that is still bad but not so negative sounding like OB or circle 4 or lost disc or foot foul....anything but lurker.

You're new to discussion boards, aren't you?

...yeah (in the obvious tone of voice). :D

:)

I am now a drive.

Congrats Post *****!

:eek:

;)

I have no idea what you mean.

Really, I don't. :D

LMAO.....Messenger the only IM you use?

I have refused to use it, on principle, since they try to ram it down your throat with XP.

I use MSN Messenger and AOL Instant Messenger.

You need to get on AIM. It is free.

www.aim.com (http://www.aim.com)

ICQ is only one I use.....been on it for close to 10 years....

AOHELL!!!!!

Have always hated AOL, since we dropped off their service many many years back....

they are a nightmare....

I was highly upset the day AOL bought ICQ.

Well, I dont use AOL, just the free messenger.

Yah.....Ill think about it....

I wouldn't dream of giving AOL any money. That service is a ripoff.

yep, just installed AIM.....check PM

The Titles changed again! Someone must be bored.

0 Lurker
25 Mark Lie
50 Drop In
100 Putt
200 Upshot
400 Midrange
700 Long Approach
1200 Drive
1600 Long Drive
2500 Fairway Ace
5000 Hole-in-one




:confused: I don't know about the changes. I have over 30 posts and am still just a lurker. :D

dawg - perhaps you are labeled a lurker for "other" reasons besides your post count! :D

That blows, they must have changed them again. I hope I reach drop in at 50

Lets see. :D

dawg - perhaps you are labeled a lurker for "other" reasons besides your post count! :D



Yeah, maybe. But how would they know :o

Wooo Hooo, I am a Drop In.

Congrats.....I am a lot of posts away form a change.....


probably a week or two....
:D

midrange. whatever!

and why do I only have one star :confused:

people "rate" you, so its essentially a popularity contest, which doesnt mean squat...

yes it does. 1 rating means that people hate you. j/k ;)

OK, I'm bored.

Title Change Contest-
Come up with the most original, fun, disc golf related title system with number of required posts for each.
Feel free to make more title breaks or less.
Duration-
Until Fiday Jan 15, 2004


Winner gets a disc golf disc (to be named later), and a 6 month exemption from having me comment in any way about what their posts. :p

What kind of disc?

A beat up dipple.

No, I have to go home and check the stash. I might try to get the PDGA to chip one in as well. Shipping will be free.

But who cares about the disc? You get 6 months of no Darling Nicky responses! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

hmmm

What if you don't want to give up the Nick comments? Serious posters know they are successful when they acheive comments from Nick, Schmack, Rhett and any or all Board Members. (For all those who feel slighted at being left off of this auspicious list, sorry :D. Besides, it is an incomplete list and only serves as an example.)

I like Nick's boring comments but I probably wouldn't like his crappy disc.

Who says you're going to win Hysell? Remember who is judging it....

Besides I've got a beat up 1987 210gram B-52 with glow paint on the top in the design of a peace sign that I think is right up your alley. You could use it as a hood ornament for your Corvette...

Hey, no beat up old glowy disc is going to steal my chance of being a hood ornament :eek: :D

Are you volunteering to be the contest prize?

Noooooooooo, although I appreciate the offer :o

But you're going to have to entice Hysell with something better :p

O.K.

Here is my first attempt, feeble maybe, but poignant nonetheless.

CE Monster 0-25
Z Predator 26-50
Z Talon 51-100
CE Firebird 101-200
Z Reaper 201-500
Z Wildcat 501-1000
Pro-Line Beast 1001-2000
CE Valkarie 2001-3500
Z Express 3501-5000
DX Stingray 5001-7500



BTW - Stability is in the eye of the beholder (or the hand of the thrower).

This ain't the "What's in your bag" thread.

I liked the addict, newbie, carpal tunnel, old hand rankings.

or maybe

newbie
wanna-be
cool guy
player
pimp
shizzle

or maybe

new born
toddler
angry youth
troubled teen
sinner
lost soul
Ozzy

This ain't the "What's in your bag" thread.



No, but the amount of time you spend posting is a comment on your stability... :D

Ball Golfer 1-25
Weekender 26-50
Plays Daily 51-100
Practices 101-200
League Player 201-350
Recreational 351-500
Intermediate 501-1000
Advanced 1001-2000
Pro 2001-3500
Legend 3501-5000

I like Lyle's suggestions!!! Especially that "Ball Golfer" one!!! :D:D

I like those too. If I could modify them:

Ball Golfer 1-25
Weekender 26-50
Plays Daily 51-100
Practices 101-200
League Player 201-350
Recreational 351-500
Intermediate 501-1000
Advanced 1001-2000
Pro 2001-3500
Touring Pro 3501-5000
Climo 5001+

I like 'em Kid....

I will need to start making inane, useless post immediately like some others do in order to keep from being "advanced".

Who would do something like that?

Not me :D

My post, awas a vote for Kid Roc, though Lyle deserves majority credit....

If that one ends up the best, Lyle does deserve credit.

( 0 Never Returns Found Discs :mad:)
1- 25 K9 contestant /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
26- 50 Plays Catch
51- 100 Throws Lids
101- 200 Putts Lids at Trees
201- 400 Putts Lids at Baskets
401- 600 Uses Beveled-edged Discs
601-1000 Tournament Player
1001-2000 Touring Pro
2001-5000 World Class Disc Golfer
5001+ Hall of Fame Member

I like those too. If I could modify them:

Ball Golfer 1-25
Weekender 26-50
Plays Daily 51-100
Practices 101-200
League Player 201-350
Recreational 351-500
Intermediate 501-1000
Advanced 1001-2000
Pro 2001-3500
Touring Pro 3501-5000
Climo 5001+



Nice Touch,

If they use this one then we can all have a hope of being Climo some day... :D

Since the choices are somewhat limited feel free to beg, borrow and steal from other nomenclatures. The person that comes up with the exact one will win.

My vote is for Kid_Roc's,

So far.....

I think the post number should change a bit. From 1-1000 posts there are 7 different titles, then you are stuck on 1 title for 1000 more posts.

Ball Golfer 1-25
Weekender 26-75
Plays Daily 75-150
Practices 151-250
League Player 251-400
Recreational 401-700
Intermediate 701-1200
Advanced 1201-2000
Pro 2001-3300
Touring Pro 3301-5000
Climo 5001+

Trying to make it a little more even. Want to let the people with fewer posts, change title more but oh well.
This way the incriments are:
25
50
75
100
150
300
500
800
1300
1700

Yes, more names for beginners is a good idea and we need the list to be a little longer to cover the Carpal Crew. Feel free to use that.

The Prize is a unthrown unmarked 1995 Port Arther World Championship Special Viper. Free shipping. (I'm seeing if I can get the PDGA to toss something in as well.

Be inventive!

I think Kid Roc is onto something...we need a flatter naming system! :D But what's this? Nick (of all people) advocating a bigger payout? (Oops! I forgot, it's ratings based!)

Grass Stainer
Alhyzers Disease
Rotator Cubs
Tree Whacker (or just plain 'Whackers')
Halfshooter
Heartbreaker
Snapper
Deuce Couper
Motherhucker
Maestro

0-39 Lurker
40-99 Spectator
100-149 Wannabe
150-199 Ricochet
200-299 Sprayer
300-449 Early Release
450-599 Grip Lock
600-799 Backhand
800-999 Sidearm
1000-1299 Hyzer
1300-1599 Anhyzer
1600-1999 Helix
2000-2499 Turnover
2500-2999 Thumber
3000-3499 Roller
3500-3999 Chicken Wing
4000-4499 Professional
4500-4999 Touring Pro
5000-5999 In The Cash
6000-6499 Show
6500-6999 Place
7000-7999 Winner
8000-8999 Trophy
9000-9999 Champion
10,000+ World Champion

My title is wrong, Drop in with 227 posts, shouls be Upshot

Annie,

I like your theme, but the maximum number of titles is only 20. They do not have to be equally spread out. I'd like more at the beginning and fewer at the end.

A winner has not been chosen, so the prize is still up for grabs!

No more than 20 Titles.
More towards the beginners.
Mildly Disc Golf Related.
Most fun always wins!

In keeping with a publishing theme...I offer these:

1-10 Mostly a Reader
11-20 Writes Occasional Letter to the Editor
21-50 Frequently Writes to the Editor
51-200 Honorary Contributor
201-400 Contributing Author
401-800 Author
801-1000 Guest Columnist
1001-1500 Weekly Columnist
1501-2000 Daily Columnist
2001-3000 Assistant Editor
3001-4000 Managing Editor
Single highest post count - Editor in Chief :D


In keeping with a disc golf theme, I'll offer these:

1-10 Plays Ball Golf
11-20 Member of the Gallery
21-50 League Player
51-100 Plays non-sanctioned Tournaments
101-200 Plays sanctioned Events
201-400 Plays in all state events
401-800 Plays in all regional events
801-1200 Plays nationwide
1201-1600 Plays on Tour
1601-2000 Cashing on Tour
2000-3000 Working on a book
4000-5000 Book Author, working on Video
5001 and up - Book done, Video done, working on Sponsorship

1-9 Atom
10-19 Molecule
20-39 Cell
40-59 Tissue
60-99 Gland
100-199 Organ
200-399 Parasite
400-649 Nematode
650-999 Reptile
1000-1499 Amphibian
1500-1999 Quadruped
2000-2499 Humanoid
2500-2999 Sprayer
3000-3499 Diaper Dandy
3500-3999 Rec Player
4000-4999 Amateur
5000-5999 Trophy
6000-6999 Professional
7000-7999 Cashing Pro
8000+ Touring Pro

I like it, but considering Mark has the most posts and he would be a Sprayer, you might want to adjust the ranges down.

nah, I dont like Lizard or Circle 2's.....Lyle/Danny combo is still the best....

SO FAR....

And...

They need to get in here and revise them to fit the requirements.

Why do all these lists get more complimentary as posts increase? With a few exceptions, the data suggests otherwise. It seems that you should start with enlightened and progressively get to deliriously bored or hopeless.

ps. I'm progressing in the wrong direction as I hit enter.

HAHA, that is an interesting idea.

ROFL...true enough james, I liked the original ones, with Carpal Tunnel asa top, it was very fitting.....another board i have posted on, highest was babbling loony......I would think that fitting for many of us....

Well have at it then, time is a wasting...

No one said you had to KMA...

Nick, did you say that mine/Lyle's needs to have more titles?

Nick, did you say that mine/Lyle's needs to have more titles?



He may have, here are some more options in the same theme:

Plays Catch
Uses Disc as Dog Bowl


also, steal some of Chings, (sorry ching)

Sponsored player is really good
Gallery member can be fit in as well as Cash Winner

Ball Golfer 1-25
Plays Catch 26-50
Gallery Member 51-80
Weekender 81-125
Plays Daily 126-175
Practices 176-275
League Player 276-400
Recreational 401-550
Intermediate 551-850
Advanced 851-1500
Pro 1501-2000
Cash Winner 2001-2800
Sponsored Player 2801-4000
Touring Pro 4001-5500
Climo 5501+


If more are needed I might add in Steady Ed Tribute

Just a note, this list now owes tribute to Kid_Roc and Ching Lizard.

Criteria:
No more than 20 Titles.
More towards the beginners.
Mildly Disc Golf Related.
Most fun always wins!

Best single presented combination, fully original or not, wins!

One more day! C'mon we can get better ones than these, right!?!

Nick, when is the deadline/hour?

Tomorrow night Midnight. The official cut off will be the announcement of the winner, so keep 'em coming until that.

And like someone suggested, we don't have to glorify people that post alot or disparage folks that don't. Fun will win.

The prize again is a postage paid 1995 Special Viper Port Arther Worlds disc (unthrown).

I'm looking over the different submissions. If you are going to get your idea in, better do it quickly!

After looking them over, I've decided to give it another week, so you have until next Friday.

I'd like to use them exactly as the contestent has written them, though I like parts of some, on the whole they need to hit the criteria without me having to change them.

To review the criteria:
No more than 20 Titles.
More titles towards the low number of posts.
Mildly Disc Golf Related though funny wins out.
We don�t need to degrade those who do not post or overly praise those that post all of the time.
Cannibalizing others lists is permitted.
It is the overall list that will win.

Prize: 1995 Special Edition Viper Port Arthur Worlds Perfect condition. No postage fee.

Will the winners submission actually be used on the board?

Yes, of course.

Well, when you pronounce the winner can we at least vote between the old and new titles? No offense to anyones ideas. I just think from what I've seen so far I enjoy the old ones more.

Sorry, no vote. The winner has been chosen.

(Drum roll) Winning the 1995 Port Arthur Worlds Special Addition Viper is���.. Steven 'Doc' Norby (AKA circle_2)!

His original list has been tweaked somewhat. Enjoy!

(The list will not be reviewed for another change until 3/1/2004. So don�t even ask�)

Here it is:

Did we maybe forget something, like the list? :o

New Titles again, I wish somebody would make up their mind.
Schweb

I did! (Again...) :D

Where is the list?

All I know is that mine is very dumb.

Umm....the list on the FAQ has not been upgraded, nor have you posted the list, please do the whole thing, and not change it without the rest of us getting to see what they are or going to be. You have done this very unprofessionally.

:(

"When you do what I do you can do it any way you like."

The whiners don't know, but the TDs understand. (or should)

Seriously, post the list, and quit being a genitalia head about it.

arguing crap on other threads, is no excuse, its not like you are at work or anything....

Unprofessionally Submitted:
<table border="1"><tr><td> 0</td><td>Lurker
</td></tr><tr><td>20</td><td>Disc Dropper
</td></tr><tr><td>40</td><td>Disc Wobbler
</td></tr><tr><td>60</td><td>Tree Wapper
</td></tr><tr><td>100</td><td>Worm Burner
</td></tr><tr><td>150</td><td>Sky Pilot
</td></tr><tr><td>250</td><td>Grip Locker
</td></tr><tr><td>300</td><td>Hyzeritis
</td></tr><tr><td>350</td><td>Chicken Winger
</td></tr><tr><td>400</td><td>Hyzer Tosser
</td></tr><tr><td>500</td><td>Anhyzer Flex
</td></tr><tr><td>700</td><td>Helix Master
</td></tr><tr><td>900</td><td>Turnover Beast
</td></tr><tr><td>1100</td><td>Thumber King
</td></tr><tr><td>1300</td><td>Roller Queen
</td></tr><tr><td>1500</td><td>Flex Bone Crusher
</td></tr><tr><td>2000</td><td>George of the�
</td></tr><tr><td>2500</td><td>Shule Tool
</td></tr><tr><td>3000</td><td>Carpal Cranker
</td></tr><tr><td>6000</td><td>Rotator Cuff Blown
</td></tr><tr><td> </tr></td></table>

"Genitalia head" very professional...

We should of had a vote.

I'm not going to change these until 3/1/2004. But what I will do is accept suggestions for altering or completely changing them on 3/1/2004.

Suggestions should include the entire set up (top to bottom as presented so unprofessionally above). Then we will choose the better ones and place a poll on this thread to decide.

Sound good?

Doc still gets his Viper though...

Fair is fair. Sounds good.

"Roller Queen" > wrong in so many ways. First, few if any women are known as exceptional rollers. Second, no women are even close to the 1300 posting total required. It looks like Discette is top women poster at 538. Third, San Franciso barely has any courses...

Looks like I better buckle down and get my post count to 1500...

"Roller queen." :D

Roller Queen, I like :D

But to have gone from an Upshot to a Sky Pilot No Thank You!

Chuck - keep your eyes out for my roller 'cause it's comming on!

Girlie

Nick, you have out done yourself this time. You should be proud.

Thanks Bone Daddy! :D

Thank you Nick, I dont think I have ever had to revert to name calling in your direction, till this morning.....

You are still my favorite Neon Poodle!

Don't you like your new title?

I think "George!" comes from NC/SC region. It means that you fly right at trees and miraculously fly straight through...

No doubt about it...I'm gonna have to keep my post count down until after the March 1st set comes out! :D Sheesh! Couldn't it have been labeled "Roller Beast" instead Nick? (Or is that potentially a copyright infringement?) :D

Thanks for the otherwise good contributions Circle_2 and Nickster!

c'mon Larry, Let's see that roller.

Quit your whinin' and start your submission. Full versions only please. No more than 20 titles. Steal, borrow or beg your titles, it's the total package that will be voted on. Until that time some are kings and some are queens... :D

NICK, it is not a George, it is a "Schweberger". Ask Craigger.

I believe you, but I heard George from before your time... Still you are welcome to update the title list your way. :o

Tree wapper



...and it probably should be spelled "whapper" despite the influence of Paw Paw backwards.

Nicks should be an automatic putz.

I second that Chris :eek:

But to have gone from an Upshot to a Sky Pilot No Thank You!


What? Sky Pilot is about as prestigious as it gets...that should be near the top of the list...all most as cool as "Plastic Pilot". :D
...I'm just glad I shouldn't change designations before '04/3/1, because maybe 2 1/2 of these aren't hokey...no offense, Fake_Ace, I like kitsch as much as anyone, but as for the list, I agree with Mr. Horse: "No sir, I didn't like it!"
You can bet aces to 7's I'll have a submission for March 1st. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

You can bet aces to 7's I'll have a submission for March 1st. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



Talk is cheap. Let's see it.

But what I will do is accept suggestions for altering or completely changing them on 3/1/2004.




...should I be a "Sooner"?

No way, nobody really wants to be a "sooner," it's just something they get stuck being. ;)

Cheap, but sincere: a belated thanks, and tip o� th� cap to "Doc," and everyone who submitted...not sure how I missed it the first time...and to whomever supplied the Viper...I didn't go back that far to see. See you all in March...dust your keys because my list is going to be REEL good!

I am at 367 and my title hasn't moved up yet!!!!!! I am upset, BOOOHOOOOO.
Schweb

Approaching the next level, I want rid of this stpid George of the... one

Ill be one of a kind, a dozen or two more posts!!

but you look like a Georgeof the..... LOL

but you look like a Georgeof the..... LOL




Awww....he remembers me......

Honestly, swinging on a vine, aint for my physique!

But Schmacking trees is... :o

Been known to happen!

but you look like a Georgeof the..... LOL




Awww....he remembers me......

Honestly, swinging on a vine, aint for my physique!



:DYou can say that again! LMAO :cool:

Luv Ya Ray!

:D

WTF? WHERES MY SHULE TOOL!!!!!

NICK

What's the use of postwhoring if the new titles don't change when you reach the next level? But I'm so close to being a Grip Locker (oh so much better than a Sky Pilot?), whatever :)

Maybe you know how to fix it? Then I wouldn't have to listen to Schweby and Schmacky cry about it (have you checked out Rappin Schweb? - THAT is funny :D). Please Help!

Nick, get off the stool of your favorite *** bar and fix the titles as so they can change. :D Thanks.

I would but you are already using all 4 legs.

I'll figure it out on Monday. 'til then live with your current titles. Ah hah!

At least now we all know why you want your title to be a carpal cranker. :D

Chyah, good one.

I don't know if I can wait that long, it is hard enogh waiting for the Super Bowl to get here. Monday is a whole day longer, that is just not tolerable.
Schweb

...you could spend the time re-sizing your photo so you look like "Mr. Disc Golf" again, and not a linebacker. :D

That last joke was at least a good as anything Mike Myers has done (you know, the guy you were imitating in your post after I put some schmack on you). I mean if your talking about lame jokes and movies he takes the cake.

i shoulda moved up to Helix when I hit 700 a few days back..wtf?

Whats going on with the titles changing? I was an upshot a minute ago and now i'm back to sky pilot.

WOOOOT!!! I am now one of a kind!!!

(god help us if there is more than one)

thanks for fixing it, ADMIN's!!!!

Let me get this straight, you lobbied to become the only message board "tool"? ;)

Only Cong!!!! :p

Tool

Let me get this straight, you lobbied to become the only message board "tool"? ;)



A Tool, and proud of it!! The world is full of "tools" and I can think of many I wouldnt mind being, then theres the others....

Oh well....Ill be carpal before long....

Let me get this straight, you lobbied to become the only message board "tool"? ;)



A Tool, and proud of it!! The world is full of "tools" and I can think of many I wouldnt mind being, then theres the others....

Oh well....Ill be carpal before long....



You have thought about being different tools?? That itself is scary!!! :eek:

LOL...nice shooting this weekend James!!!!

Cong, just proves the blind squirel theory!!! But thanks, it was fun. I know I will be giving back the tag next Sun, unless lighting strikes twice.

Come to Houston, and play the #5 and final qualifier, at MacGregor, to get in onthe FAT bonus payout, in the MA2 division, Feb 15th, at BASS.

make the wife happy as a clam Saturday, then come to houston Sunday, since there likely wont be any other SA boys there for the Mac stop. At least you will get to hold it some extra time, providing you dont sneak in a weekday round.

Need 2 qualifiers, to qualify for the bonus payout.

this sunday, is your last chance to qualify!!

Wanted to, but Michaela flies back into town that afternoon and I promised her I would pick her up. We will be in town Feb 13&14 and planning on playing Mazola (sp?) Sun morning before we head out. I guide would be welcome. :D

WooHoo! Bye-Bye Sky Pilot and Hello Grip Locker :D

It seems a much more appropriate title to relate to my current game :D

Thanks for fixing the problem Noodles :p

What!?! I'm still a Sky Pilot :mad:

What the heck is going on here?

Oh, Nick!

I just want to know how I ended up a "Chicken Winger"?

rWc :cool:

I have a few emails into the DISboard Guru Conrad. The problem is that the list is not being retained by the system, so the titles are not changing as breakpoints are being reached. I have to manually put them in and update the titles. I'll try and do it regularly, but this is not a viable workaround long term. Conrad will get it fixed. (I hope.)

Where are the new nomenclatures? I thought some of you had some wild improvements?

The 1995 Port Arthur Texas Worlds Special Viper went out to Doc today. I�ll see if I can rustle up a prize for the new one. Doc could win again, because I will include the current on in the choices.

Let�s see �em!

It's okay Lindsay, you are still a grip locker to me.

Thanks, Nick!

Just remember... Girlie = Grip Locker ;)

Oh, and you may not receive any new submissions until March b/c of the following quote:


But what I will do is accept suggestions for altering or completely changing them on 3/1/2004.



Hope all is well up North! Linds :cool:

Thanks Hysell...

Hey, what is a Flex Bone Crusher anyway? :confused:

I'll tell you after someone tells me.

Helloooooo! Anybody out there?????

Sky Pilot here - STILL! :mad:

I mean - can I be a GRIP LOCKER, Pppppppllllllleease? ;) :)

THANK YOU!

XOXO

Everything should be functioning correctly now. I'm slightly underwhelmed by the submissions for the next title change. If nothing of substance is submitted we'll just keep these ones for a while.

Hey, Doc, did you get the Special Viper?

wow, a thread with post after post about posting and posters and post counts and i'm not on it anywhere (other than my greatness being mentioned repeatedly). must've missed a lot while i was on my hermit hiatus from the board.

well, problem solved. i'm all caught up. as you were. :)

The Viper is due today...thanks for the tracking info. Are you Neo, or Neon?? :D
Doc O~2

But didn't you know what was going on without having to actually read the thread? That is part of your "greatness," is it not?? :D

Hey Josh, do you think greatness has lost a little of its meaning now???? :eek:

Here's my submission (and part of somebody elses):
0 - Lurker
25 - Mark Lie
50 - Drop In
100 - Putt
150 - Upshot
225 - Skip Shot
300 - Thumber
400 - Tomahawk
600 - Midrange
900 - Long Approach
1200 - Drive
1600 - Long Drive
2000 - Roller
2500 - Fairway Ace
3500 - Hole in One
5000 - P. T. P.'er

Mark never knew this thread existed ????

He must be joking. Master poster that he is.

Master what??? Oh poster.

that is funny!

Josh are you going to Victoria?

yeah, y'all are a freakin' hoot...


:D

We know, we know :D:D:D:D

<------------ Chicken Winger?

That's the ultimate insult! Right, Morgan? :D

<------------ Chicken Winger?

That's the ultimate insult! Right, Morgan? :D



An Ultimate insult, indeed.

sorry- just saw your post! Yes just signed up this morning! Can't wait! Never play Victoria course before!

Hyzeritis has struck...

I'm feeling a bit light-headed :p

<----chicken winger. :D

<---------- serious pole-hole accident

I'm not the FCC or anything, but exactly how old are you?

<----- my best and most consistent shot the Anhyzer Flex :)

POW! :cool:

Congrats!!

I'll trade you my new roller queen title. I promise it is whey better than anhyzer flex.

I deserve a new title. First to 4k, first to 5k.

Where's the love/disgust?

:D

roller queen for life. *insert post ***** here*

Is this a roller queen?

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0155/***-parade-20.jpg