just post random stuff!!

FEET!

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

Livin on Tulsa time.

Disc in the shule sucks.

Filter.

The human head weighs 8 pounds.

The temperature of the sole of a penguin's foot is 32 degrees F.

The human head weighs 8 pounds.



But MTL's has gotta wiegh more than that!

Ticket booth.

Wayne, Lee, Ray Updates

My condolences to the 5 MLB teams with worse records than the KC Royals...

Zappa!

1......2......3...NOT IT! :D

James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub

Zappa!



Zeppo! :cool:

zeppy is yucky.

Ron Paul for President 2008 :D

Fore! Fore!? Come here Fore...that's a good dog!

REGULATORS!!! MOUNT UP!

Whatever happened to answering machines?

You were born without Knee-Caps!

Whamo rounds are better than ammo rounds.

Cubs baseball (http://www.csie.ntu.edu.tw/~piaip/games/swf/tokkun2.swf)

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<font color="white"> Some people will go blind trying to read this. Others will simply highlight the text and wonder who actually would try to read white text on a light background </font>

just post random stuff!!



Random, Rondom,...
Potato, Potahto,...
Bannana, Bandanna? :confused:

CB4

This thread is about as stupid as the one word thread.

big garden spider

This thread is about as stupid as the one word thread.



Yes, but it doesn't violate PDGA DISCussion Board rules.

This thread is about as stupid as the one word thread.



Yes, but it doesn't violate PDGA DISCussion Board rules.



Yeah, Take that Pizza Pusher! :D:D:D

This thread is about as stupid as the one word thread.

or the ron paul thread

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

This thread is about as stupid as the one word thread.

or the ron paul thread



So FUNNY,... Yet So TRUE !!!! :D

This thread is like having Tourette Syndrome

Happy peanuts floating
On a chocolate covered mountaintop
And waterfalls of caramel
Prancing nuget in the meadow
Brings a sound of satisfaction
To the world!

D-G-D-A
D-G-D...........if you have a guitar!

[censored]

True, but they must be green.

the world...

I'm your Huckleberry.

You ever notice when geese fly, they fly in a "V" formation?

You ever notice how there is always one side of the "v" that is longer than the other? Know why?

http://www.birdnote.org/uploadedImages/Birdnote/2005/October/geeseflock(490).jpg




















MORE GEESE ON THAT SIDE!

Don't they realize that they could travel twice as fast if the formation was in the shape of a "W"

Life isn't random...or is it?

More importantly--

Why do the girls get prettier at closing time?

Wham-O,

Boo Hoo Boo Hoo. You should be honored that the word fribee is widely known and used.

Gives a WHOLE new meaning to OctoberFrib... :p

:D!

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words#'mank' and 'ind.' "What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

Ultrasound

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

Lern kein Deutsch von seewhere!

(Was fur ein verdammter Witz

Wenn es zu lang ist, bist du zu alt.)

w�re viel besser - und richtig!

Er ist zu alt!!

kartoffelkopfen hast schlect Deutsch gelernen. (Howz my Deutsch??? Its been a while)

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Lern kein Deutsch von seewhere!

(Was fur ein verdammter Witz

Wenn es zu lang ist, bist du zu alt.)

w�re viel besser - und richtig!



Your dolly peed on my rubber plant - right on! ????? :confused:

Was der jux hast du zu seewhere sagen?

MESSAGE TO FOLLOW....

Film at eleven.

Albert Pujols &gt; sliced bread

Westley loves Buttercup

Otto Bufunto was here!

Why is the nose called a nose?














What are you gonna breathe through? Your eyes!

What the Buck

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Candygram...

"They drew first blood."

Westley loves Buttercup



Anybody want a peanut?

Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

It's a pangram, or sentence containing every letter of the alphbet. It is not a perfect pangram because it contains a few repeated letters.

Thin crust or deep dish?

Blizzard

PAR is not as long as PARK.

Cupcakes taste better during sex.

In a row?

Early one evening, during an exceptional heat wave in the beginning of July, a young man walked out into the street from the closetlike room he rented on Stoliarny Place.

have you seen my baseball?

Keep on rockin in the free world.

"S,P,F,C,CS,MF,&amp;TT's"............hmmmmmmmm

PAN is not quite as wide as SPAN and an essential part of SPANK

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Mind control......

Don't you hate it when..........

Coil @ 100

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?



What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

your own...?

R S T L N E, now 3 more consonants and 1 more vowel.

f, c, k and u..
there are 3 more consonants and 1 vowel.... :)

If an athlete gets "jock itch", would a non athlete with the same thing get "spectator itch" and a brainy person get "nerd itch"?

s, t, h, and an i

: ) :

...and a hairy putter would get quid itch... :eek:

1985 We are the World

and the winner is------

What is H.A.A.R.P. ? (http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/haarp/prpeis.html)

Haha Trebek, thatsh's not what your mother shaid lasht night! :eek: :D

Ape tit for 400.

Not in the R's? That'sh not what your mother shaid.

What is H.A.A.R.P. ? (http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/haarp/prpeis.html)



Weather control, communications control, and mind control...

why does jeff davis pose for hero's avatar???

East 6th ave.

its so hot. milk was a bad choice

Buckle all seat belts!
Oh Buckle this,,
Ludicrous Speed! Go!

This thread is about as stupid as the one word thread.




Now Dorothy, tap your ruby slippers together and say it three times......

No thread is as stupid as the one word thread,
No thread is as stupid as the one word thread,
No thread is as stupid as the one word thread,

How did you treat your oozing case of Monkey Butt?

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Kill it, then bury it deep, then bury the shovel.

mmmmmm beer /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

/msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gifreeb mmmmmm

Spam Spam Spam Spam

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Who's Ron Paul?

Who's Ron Paul?

he's that guy that is running for pes that supports the legalization of monkey pee. you haven't lived till you smoke some of that... :eek:
man that's some gooood pee :p

Spam Spam Spam Spam



...eggs......

Who's Ron Paul?

he's that guy that is running for pes that supports the legalization of monkey pee. you haven't lived till you smoke some of that... :eek:
man that's some gooood pee :p



Monkey dander burns smoother.

M R Ducks.

M R Not.

O S M R.

C D E D B D I's?

O, M R Ducks!

C D E D B D I's?




see de itty bitty eyes? (courtesy translation) /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says: "Whoa dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

Random Post Spamming???

More spam please.

M R Ducks.

M R Not.

O S M R.

C D E D B D I's?

O, M R Ducks!



:D WHACKO WACO

What was that?
What was what?
That..
Oh thats just a dickfer
What's a dickfer?
To pee with...

More spam please.



May I have another?

Spam, Eggs and Spam
Spam, Spam, Eggs, Spam and Spam

Spam tartare/sashimi...

Michel Vick.....

Spam tartare/sashimi...



Ahhhhhh... sushimi Spam... fresh from the hog's --- to you. :D

Resistance is futile

Aw He!!, someone's gonna haf ta go back an' git a sh!itload a' dimes!!

cellar door

grandma death

My boss's boss is such a [censored] dumb [censored]

http://www.isarapix.com/pix22/1188247771.jpg
Galveston, TX

HELMET: Not so fast, Lone Starr.
LONE STARR: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. Yeah.

HELMET: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.

LONE STARR: What?

HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.

LONE STARR: What's that make us?

HELMET: Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become. Prepare to die.

If a stitch in time saves nine, just what exactly does a stitch cost?

Whys does everyone listen to old wives tales, I don't listen to my old wife?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, who made the salsa?

..........and the biggest lie exposed!

Grandkids are a true blessing! ........


Until they move in with you!!!!!!!!!!1

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart for Athena the wonder dog and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! WALMART WON'T let me shop there anymore!!!

LMAO!! :D

If Tarzan and Jane were from Arkansas, what would Cheetah be?
Pregnant.

There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table.

Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink and,
after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the
bathroom.

When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over.

"What happened, Grandpa?" he is asked by his concerned children.

"Well," he answered, "I don't really know. I had to go to the
bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, but then I saw that
it wasn't mine, so I put it back!"

I read a survey the other day. It said that the 'successful woman'
was one who made $38,500 per year. One of the questions on the survey
was "how many times do you like to make love?" The most popular
answer was 2 times a day.

Two times a day? That's two times, seven days a week, 356 days a
year. That's 738 times a year. You show me a woman who makes love 738
times a year, and I'll show you a woman who makes a lot more than
thirty-eight five.

A 'rondom' woman...I think not! :D

Possibly a salad shooter.

Possibly a salad shooter.



Or a salad tosser....

HELMET: Not so fast, Lone Starr.
LONE STARR: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. Yeah.

HELMET: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.

LONE STARR: What?

HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.

LONE STARR: What's that make us?

HELMET: Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become. Prepare to die.



Prolly one of the funniest movies ever........

" I see your schwartz is as big as mine is ..... "

LOL!

A stereogram, or just another <font color="green"> POT FIELD</font> found near Dallas?

http://www.smart-kit.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/stereogram%20bird.gif

OLCHS

no or yes to what?

no or yes to what?



Just no or yes. Nothing else. Don't try to read into it any deeper.

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0709/lunation_ajc.gif

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0709/lunation_ajc.gif



Sunrise...sunset... :cool:

Sheer lunacy :cool:

Sunrise...sunset... :cool:




Sheer lunacy :cool:



<font color="red"> Borderline thread drift. </font>Almost not RONdom enough? :D

prrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnTT

Who is Ron and why is he so dom? Was he dropped on his head as a baby? Was he ever a baby? Did he have babies of his own? Are those babies now ashamed that they came from the shallow end of the gene pool?

I have the questions, who has the answers?

Do baseball playing chickens have fowl balls?
If deplane means getting of the plane, what does debate really mean?
Does Pamela Anderson really think people care what she says?
Does Bill Gates mention Microsoft when trying to pick up women?
Why do mechanics work on engines, shouldn't they be called engineers?
Why is it a kickoff when it means the game is on?
If the plural of mouse is mice why isn't a housing subdivision full of hice?

odnorm - rondom randomly spelled...really.

morond works well too

The new rap star Moron D!

Think you're smart?!

While sitting down, lift up your right foot and move it around in circles clockwise.

Then with your right hand, try to draw number 6's in the air at the same time. It's impossible!

easy to do if you are a lefty :p

Dog sex at noon taxes God

Dog sex at noon taxes God



That's a lot better than <font color="blue"> racecar </font>

Dog sex at noon taxes God



Not sure of the derivation or meaning and don't care. Musmag you are now my literary hero. Gotta be a haiku somewhere missing a line.:cool:

You can grow a penis on your arm.

No, really: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/04/10/wruss10.xml

"Click to enlarge," hehe.

Dog sex at noon taxes God



it's a palindrome :D

Dog sex at noon taxes God



it's a palindrome :D



Ahhhh, cooool...... :D

first looking all complete and any other

Dog sex at noon taxes God



it's a palindrome :D



Ahhhh, cooool...... :D



said like you care. :D

...when Leonardo heard the crunch of gravel as a car approached the cabin...

I crossed an orange with a fir tree, all I got for my trouble was a fuzzy navel.

Tam went to Confession and said to the priest, "Forgive me, Father. I used the F-word this week." "Ah, my son. Tell me the circumstances which caused you to use the F-word. After all, I can understand a person being provoked into using it." "Well, I was golfing and I had just crushed beautiful tee-shot that sailed straight as an arrow for 280 feets, but then hyzered into the woods." "That is when you used the F-word. I can appreciate your frustration, my son, as I am a disc golfer myself." "No, I stayed cool at that point, Father. I then threw a perfect tomahawk out of the woods, but suddenly it landed in the bushes." "Now, I can understand you saying the F-word at that point." "No, Father, I was calm even then. I got out my Roc and threw a perfect shot out of the bushes right at the pin, but suddenly the disk faded a foot from the basket." "Ah, that is when you used the F-word. How frustrating." "No, Father, I was still cool." "YOU MEAN YOU MISSED THE F***ING PUTT?!?!??!"

Reverend Bob was an avid disc golfer, but as of late had had very little time to play. He devised a foolproof plan that would allow him to play the next Sunday morning.
That Wednesday night at prayer services Bob informs the congregation that he will be out of town visiting a sick elderly relative. So in turn there would be a guest minister giving the sermon that Sunday.

St. Peter gets wind of this plan and runs to God.
"Heavenly Father, one of your sprititual leaders on Earth seems to be going astray. I feel we must do something."

God replies, "Don't worry Peter, I have the situation already under control."

Sunday morning finds Bob standing on the first tee. He throws a beautiful 300+ foot shot and parks it right at the basket. Bob is elated as he taps the chains for a bird.

St. Peter is apalled, he runs to God. "Dear Father, Did you see that he birdied his first shot! Thats attrocious!"
God replies, " Don't worry Peter, I have everything under control."

Meanwhile Bob is having the best day he's ever had, his card is nothing but pars and birds.

St Peter is constantly running to God and complaing, always with the same response " I have everything under control."

Reverend Bob is finally on the 18th tee, he is so ecstatic he almost can't control himself. He tees off and crushes a 400 foot drive for an ace. He can't believe it!

St Peter in heaven can't believe it. Peter storms up to God,

"Dear Father, time and time again I've asked you to do something about Bob and now look at what he has done! You assured me you were in control."

God replies, "Foolish Peter, I am in control, who is he going to tell?"

A boy named Tam...foolish Peter. Huh huh.

I nav hot been drinking ocifer

Wait...on #1 Rev Bob 'tapped the chains'? Not a valid hole-out. 2 strokes!!!

OK Bro, So he was -7 instead of -9.

It's still funnier than "Super Cali Fraggle Mystic Hexed by Halitosis" I do have to give you bonus points for being brave enough to post that groaner :cool:.

Rock on!

Moses, Jesus, and God are plaing in a foursome. Between the tee and basket is a small lake. Moses tees off and throws a roller. As it approaches the lake the water parts; the disc rolls through and rolls right up to the basket for an easy bird. Jesus tees off, his roller shot rolls right across the top of the water and ends up right beside Moses' disc.

God tees off, his disc lands on a turtles back. The turtle swims for the opposite shore where a squirrel is waiting. The squirrel grabs the disc from the turtles back runs toward the basket and drops it a foot in front of Moses' and Jesus' discs. Moses walks up to Jesus and says " I hate it when your Dad wants to play with us." Just about that time a disc comes flying right over their heads heads straight for the pin, and lands in the chains for a beautiful ace. God walks up to Jesus and Moses and says " I hate it when Climo wants to play with us."

Honda dorm protests

Smooth ranted drops

chiggers su.ck

prom tents had odors

he snorts tramp dodo

them pro dotards son

sterns hot damp odor

stop rondom threads :eek:

This post is for that dom as.s ron:

http://image.inkfrog.com/pix/COLLECTOR12/MVC_570S.JPG

OK, I'm square, I admit it. I don't get the picture. How about a hint?

Quit trying to read between the lines Bill. It's a totally ron dom picture.

0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 1 0

:p

NOT 'Lead' Zepplins...

click&gt;&gt;&gt; Got to love GOOGLE (http://images.google.com/images?q=rondom&amp;svnum=10&amp;um=1&amp;hl=en&amp;safe=off&amp;rls=G GLC%2CGGLC%3A1969-53%2CGGLC%3Aen) &lt;&lt;&lt;click (Safe for work (most likely))

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That's a lot of rondom stuff

There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at
their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside,
and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but
whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who indeed
had the coldest igloo.
They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!"
and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in
mid-air and fell onto the floor solid. "Not bad", said the other
Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still. So they
went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!" and took
a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump
and fell to the floor. "Wow, that's colder than mine!" said the first
Eskimo.
But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up
at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the
bedroom, threw back the thick furs, and retrieved one of several
small balls of ice there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a
match under it.
When it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT" .

People with virtue must speak out; People who speak are not all virtuous.
~ Confucius

Hey ZZ, I resemble that remark. :mad:

:cool:

And remember, no matter where you go, there you are. :D
~ Confucius

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
---someone, but I can't find an attributation anywhere.

Access and select.

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Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
~ Confucius

Pickle make soggy bookmark.
~ Confucius

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[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

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Using solid state memory, the Catchu is built to take the inevitable knocks when it comes crashing back down to earth, while a smart wind vein on the top keeps the camera facing in one direction while it�s spinning through the air.
It�s a smart idea, and while we�ve no idea when it�ll be available to buy, Adam reckons it�ll cost about �45 when it finally flys into shops.

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the can't-top-it Course Overview!

Help me!! I'm being repressed!!!

Come see the violence inherent in system!!!

Come see the violence inherent in system!!!

Some one help this poor man.
He's serious; he said it twice.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.
~ Mark Twain

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.
~ Napoleon

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Above: President Bush reacts to Chuck's "Open is Protected Division(Mostly)" Thread..... :cool:

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
~ Steven Wright

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
~ Albert Einstein

as god is my witness, i thought turkeys could fly.
arthur carlson

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
~ Satchel Paige

nioce quotes!!!

In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.
~ Confucius

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
~ Satchel Paige



Don't look back, something might be gaining on you. (http://www.satchelpaige.com/quote2.html)

To know, is to know that you know nothing. That is the meaning of true knowledge.
~ Confucius

The policeman isn�t there to create disorder; the policeman is there to preserve disorder.
~ Richard J. Daley

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Will Rogers

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!

Will Rogers

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Rodney Dangerfield

Everything will be ok in the end

If it�s not ok ����

Then it�s not the end.

" CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG "

rodney king...

" snot speckles "

Jurassic 5

Ali vs. Frazier I
- Bane
____________________

how many more days will you sit
and talk about your ambitions?
all that you can be
the person you are dying to be.
the place you want to get to
but always out of reach.

before that fury, swells inside of you
grows so big, that it forever quiets you
stand up to your demons
make a run at your goliath
find the best, find the worst
waiting in the both of you.

it's not the who or the what that is lasting.
but how you fight,
that is the fight.
the only mark that will not leave you.

and i will feel my heart drum its final beat
if it meant that i have given this my all!
there's nothing left for me, nothing left for me to believe in
if not you, if not this...
what else is there but death?

(it's your call... it's all on you)

give more
give everything
give blood

Galaxies collide (http://www6.comcast.net/news/science/galaxies/slideshow/view/1/)

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a
year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes you proud to be an American.

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a
year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes you proud to be an American.



And you know that since alcohol is made from organic materials this also means that Americans are green ;)

and it aint real easy being green

Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Shin: A device for locating furnature in the dark.
I like the insanity, but stop the stupidity.
When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Be kind to your offspring. They get to chose your nursing home.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
Cancer cures smoking.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I bet I can stop gambling.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
Vegetarians taste better.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
Elvis shot JFK.
So many people...so few comets.
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
You non-conformists are all alike.
Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.
Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.
Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."
Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an [censored].
Spandex: A privledge, not a right.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Never visit a doctor who can't keep hir office plants alive.
Dyslexics of the world unite!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock.
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.)
For people who like peace and
Forcast for tonight: dark.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.
I don't get even, I get odder.
If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.
If Noah had been truely wise, he would have swatted those two flies.
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.
I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
"Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.
My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as your's.
Ignoring [censored] is wrong, [censored] makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with [censored].
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

What post is your PDGA number?
http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showthreaded.php?Number=24099

What post is your PDGA number?
http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showthreaded.php?Number=24099



#26027 (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showthreaded.php?Number=26027)

What post is your PDGA number?
http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showthreaded.php?Number=24099



Some preliminary research seems to indicate that posts (and PDGA numbers) of 12878 and lower don't exist. :(

I would freakin get a Nick Kight post...

http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showthreaded.php?Number=21676

What post is your PDGA number?
http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showthreaded.php?Number=24099



Some preliminary research seems to indicate that posts (and PDGA numbers) of 12878 and lower don't exist. :(



Post 619 exists... (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showthreaded.php?Number=619)

Your PDGA number is probably a banned post of mine...

what would randy say? (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showthreaded.php?Number=33333)

http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showthreaded.php?Number=56564


change the number at the end. most anything up to about 850000 works. it can get confucious-like

http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,1836145,00.html

http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showthreaded.php?Number=19068

public urination? who? me?

Iron Maiden Lead Singer is a Pilot now ? :)

Iron Maiden (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7613743.stm)

Drummer for Jimi Hendrix found dead