I have decided to offer my expert advice for free to you southern Arkies that are in need of it. Post your questions here and I will provide you the knowledge you are in search of. :cool:

FINALLY!!! See I knew we were doing something right.This is HUGE!!!.Kinda like a radio station worthy of Howard Stern or something.I'll go first.Ummmm?Please Master Of Knowledge, Furdog Of The Oakie Cow Biscuits,Can you tell us how to improve on our so called skills.It's the pre round mental side i'm speaking of.How do you mentally prepare for your divine rounds?

http://www.drinkstuff.com/img/skyy.jpg

What is that?

Thats a bottle of Blue Sky that he inserts rectally an hour before each tournament. :D

Dang! You know i'll have to pass on that one.Some of the other guys would probably be open to that .I'm not mentioning names .

There is no need for pre-metal preparation. If you're going to suck it's going to happen no matter what. More often so if there is a high pressure cell in the area. Don't waste your time like the false prophet Twoputt who spends most of his time thinking of excuses. Life is too short. I've never walked off in the middle of a round like Dave has. :p.....You want to know how Kenny Avalanche did???...Check the parking lot 30 seconds after the round is over. If his vehicle is gone then he crashed and burned. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif....If you see him and you feel the ground tilt 15 degrees it's because his big head is leaning in that direction. :o

Play for fun and forget the competition. They do not know the path to true "Fur-Von-na". :cool:

Bout time we got someone who knows what they're talking about on here.

What technique should we use to make 70 foot putts for big skins money :confused:, as a matter of a fact, what technique for the 20 footer Please post video if you have it, I'll be staring blankly at this screen until you reply and I'm kinda hungry, so hurry up please

Play for fun and forget the competition. They do not know the path to true "Fur-Von-na". :cool:



You might as well have told them

"Its not wether you win or lose but how you play the game"

�Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.�

�Second place is first loser.�

�If at first you don't succeed, find out if there's a prize for the loser�

"If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?"

"If a tie is like kissing your sister, then losing is like kissing your Grandmother..............with her teeth out."

:D:D

Fur-Von-Na (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5412764577553534556&q=stoned&hl=en)

Screw the 20 footers. Those are just "putts". :p

Concentrate on the 70 footers. Those are "approach" shots and if you make them then you don't have to putt. :cool:...On top of that they look better. Tends to make everybody else on the cards jaw drop open thus allowing them to service you better. :eek:

I'm on the cover of the DVD but because my technique is so consistant, the top pro in charge of the DVD decided leave my Hi-Def footage on the cutting room floor for fear that others would learn it and challenge his top seed status. :o

Fear not though....

You are welcome to follow me around and carry my bag the next time you're in town and I will teach you my "Five Point Exploding Basket" shot. :cool:

http://www.tutorialwiz.com/explosion/images/hi-res.jpg

I did this basket explosion in a 6 point technique, if you could teach me a 5 point technique..., well that'd be just swell :)

Play for fun and forget the competition. They do not know the path to true "Fur-Von-na". :cool:



You might as well have told them

"Its not wether you win or lose but how you play the game"

<font color="red"> You always were the first one knocked out of the school spelling bee. </font>

�Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.�

<font color="red"> Show me Dave Wise and I'll show you a professional idiot. </font> :p

�Second place is first loser.�

<font color="red"> So you're on your second marrage now???...Who got first??? </font> /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

�If at first you don't succeed, find out if there's a prize for the loser�

<font color="red"> You suck seed all the time but that doesn't mean every man you service is a box of Cracker Jacks with a prize at the bottom of the box. </font> :o

"If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?"

<font color="red">Why do they put dates on tombstones? Braggin rights for the dead??? </font> :confused:

"If a tie is like kissing your sister, then losing is like kissing your Grandmother..............with her teeth out."

<font color="red">I didn't know my sister or Grandmother the way you did. You got any hot photos???? </font> :confused:

:D:D

Fur-Von-Na (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5412764577553534556&q=stoned&hl=en)

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Play for fun and forget the competition. They do not know the path to true "Fur-Von-na". :cool:



You might as well have told them

"Its not wether you win or lose but how you play the game"

<font color="red"> You always were the first one knocked out of the school spelling bee. </font>

�Second place is first loser.�

<font color="red"> So you're on your second <font color="green">marrage </font> now???...Who got first??? </font> /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

<font color="green"> Sometimes Twoputt was second to get knocked out of the spelling bee if Furdog was before him :D</font>

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/ian0057l.jpg

Ok...you got me. :(....My word had more letters in it though.

I thought I could slide that one by an Arkansas crowd but you guys live too close to the border for that. :D

I was reaching on that one anyway. ;)

Ok....Day six of the BIG FREEZE and my nuts are turning blue. :(

Special night mini at Chandler tonight with Kenny Avalanche providing free transportation up the hill. All you Arkies drop those chickens and get on up here and see how far your disc will go when you slap it with a hockey stick across the ice. :)

Free food, room, and board provided by Twoputts hotel and brothel. Come get yourself some. :cool:

Ok....I just heard the special mini for tonight has been cancelled but the free beer, food, & room and board at Twoputt's place is still on. :cool:

Does this mean that his famous kitchen is open to all :D

24/7 BUDDY!!!!! :cool:

It's officially becoming Owasso's # 1 late night "Git-it-and-Go". The local cops even go there for donuts and coffee. :)

With the prospect of additional guests, Scott's little woman, Marie has agreed to run the kitchen. She is a great cook. :o:D

Yep....she'll run the kichen while you provide your special service at the drive-thru window. :)

Alright, this thread while lightly entertaining, now pales in comparison, move over Okies, I'm going to Cali, we ask for video of greatness and we get lost in Fur-Von-Na :p

( I just hope I don't get lost like most Arkies going to Cali & become Okies because the turnpikes break you and your stuck looking for temp work at McDonalds outside of OKC :confused:)

CALI DG ROCKS (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=638748&Main=632357#Post638689)

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CLICK THAT

Dang Ice Storm kept me from going to Cali :(

Once an Arkie always an Arkie :D

Furdog, we need your help, what in the heck does the golfer formerly known as "pitch" new screen name mean :confused:

IGKYAF??

does he mean that he's got KY? is the AF for something that starts with A that is full?

Inquiring minds need to know :confused:

I find it interesting that he changes screen names and my Avatar disappears in the same day could this be one of those DaVinci Code things :confused:

where in the heck's my avatar!!

Dude your avatar has been gone for awhile. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Chief!!!!! :D:D:D

$10.00 to the first person that correctly PMs me the meaning of IGKYAF.

$10.00 to the first person that correctly PMs me the meaning of IGKYAF.


It's Great to Know You Are a F a g.

Gimme my 10 dollars. I'll be there in the morning for the mini. :D

Nope! No T.Mayo looses(As usual) :eek:I guess it could be (IF GANZEL KILLED YOU with A FART )But there's no W either.Next!

Whoever get's that $10 from IGKYAF can use it to rent my avatar space