After the controversial ending to last years ballyhooed battle the public apparently was interested enough (as was Rich) in trying to have a cleaner more definitive answer to who es mas macho. So therefore we come forward presenting this to you, the viewing public, for you entertainment and wagering amusement.

At stake again is the coveted free meal at one of America's finest dining establishments (http://jphilip.typepad.com/redguybluestate/images/hooters_whit_1.jpg) as well as the shame of having a derogatory signature line of the winners crafting displayed by the loser for all of 2008 here on this message bored. In addition during 2007 the player currently behind in the bet has to display...

(insert name) is a better player than me!

in their signature line during the bet.

The bet is rather simple:

Head to head finishes in the same division during 2007. Dr. Evil and I will be returning to the amateur division(s) /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif and competing at less cost and more plastic. ;) Both PDGA and z-tier (is their really all that much difference) singles events count. There must be at least 15 head to head meetings for the bet to be official. In the event that 15 head to head battles fail to occur the bet is cancelled and the player who participates in the fewer events is open to endless ridicule. In the event of a tie in wins at the end of the year the tiebreaker is the retail price of plastic won during the season as determined by cost as advertised by BOD member Steve Dodge's money laundering operation. (http://www.marshallstreetdiscgolf.com) The winner of each battle is obligated to post the write-up of the battle, update the head to head record, update the tally of total events played by each participant and also the running value of plastic won.

Each participant will now make an opening statement regarding their ability to win this bet.

We begin with last years winner Dr. Evil:

<font color="green">Obviously, Since I was victorious last year in my bet with Hawk, I believe I can win this bet also. I focused on winning the most cash PER EVENT as this was the only measure of our bet we agreed upon and it is clearly stated in every update we did. Hawk did perform admirably winning every other stat category possible, but I wasn't focused on those stats. I tried to create a perfect storm to cash in each event. This year I think our bet is crafted better since it will measure our performance against each other and be less dependant on what other people do. I think if I put my mind to it I will be able to prevail against Hawk in head to head record.

Last year the voting public recognized my evil abilities to focus in and win the bet by a 2-1 margin. But the ultimate satisfaction will be finally putting to rest any controversy over the terms of last year's bet, and emerging victorious over a formidable opponent. That and eating at hooters on Hawk's dime! </font>

Dr. Evil's current bag. (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=1898&Number=489559&Board=Players&what=showflat&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&fpart=1&vc=1)

And now a word from HawkGammon:

<font color="red">Hello fans,
I think we all know what happened last year. Yes my opponent did win the bet by averaging more money per event, but played fewer events due to a series of physical breakdowns that wouldn't stop the typical fourth grader. My opponent also lost the head to head battle to me 13-6-1! Of course his rationale all season was once out of the money he began to spend the rest of the tourney practicing. This season I intend to teach my opponent to practice what I preach. Furthermore my rating skyrocketed in 2006 while my opponents shrank like his genitals in a cold body of water. Let's be clear that I never asked for this rematch, but it was essentially demanded by my opponent in a desperate attempt to justify his essentially empty, meaningless and shallow victory of 2006. I for one dread the inevitable demands for yet another rematch in 2008 when the harsh reality of my superior skills are beaten into my opponent's head sometime around August when the wins are piling up steadily and insurmountably in my favor and my fans (http://www.mattfoto.com/blog/images/victorias.jpg) begin to revel in the inevitable. He can't win. He won't win.</font>

HawkGammon's current bag. (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=2960&Board=Players&what=ubbthreads&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7)

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q318/lordpickles/lazercat.gif

Okay now that this thing has been started at my opponents insistence I say let's get his beat down rolling with the Swamp ice bowl on 1-7-07. I'll even order new unthrown plastic to add to my bag to give him a chance. Come out and watch me bitchslap a charity case at a charity event.

if i can make it i will give you your first lesson, you retarded superhero! i forsee you losing early and often to my evil skills.

I can't imagine how anybody can be as ingenious as the guy in that video. He has a jug of gasoline with the top ignited, and he hits it with a golf club? How clever.

Who was it, Hawk or Dr Evil? He gets my vote!

Take your current ratings...then see whose goes up more by the end of '07, or whenever the end of year ratings come out...relatively speaking, of course.

if i can make it i will give you your first lesson,...



Don't you mean my first win? I figure I can accumulate the necessary eight victories by mid-June and retire from competition. I'm anticipating declaring victory from preliminary returns by Valentine's Day.

Take your current ratings...then see whose goes up more by the end of '07, or whenever the end of year ratings come out...relatively speaking, of course.



Another victim of poor reading comprehension. Possible PDGA board of director's candidate though.

i forsee you losing early and often to my evil skills.



Good luck with that.

http://www.grandmaangelasangels.com/evilImage30.jpg

My opponent has agreed to actually show up for his beating this Sunday at The Swamp to get this thing going. To soften the blow of the inevitable beating he will suffer I will be paying off the 2006 bet after the event/autograph session.

Yes, assuming you are capable of even delivering a beating. I would think you are more suited to delivering pizza. or flowers. oh, i know, CANDYGRAMS!

Shocking how your first piece of wit involved food.

Your ongoing homoerotic fascination with me delivering a strip'ogram to your house is deeply disturbing.

Just whip them out and get it over with........ :D

Clearly a fan of my opponent.

on the contrary, i purposely avoided that disturbing image.

So hawk, what discs will you be using in your bag this weekend? How many new discs have you bought in the last few weeks preparing for you return date with destiny?

Well you could click on my bag (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=2960&Number=131413&Board=Miscellaneous&what=showflat&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1) to see what I'll be beating you with on Sunday. I'm bringing back your old friend the Rhyno just because I know that will make you wake up drenched in a cold sweat each night between now and then. Actually when are you not sweating?

Slap that Course and doc evil! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

how is that Star Rhyno? I threw 1 the other day and really liked it for close distances.

good luck Hawk!

Slap that Course and doc evil! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



No problem fan.

Keep in mind my opponent has his mind set on the following in terms of this event:

0900: McDonald's

Hang out.

1230: Chipotles

Hang out some more.

1630: Hooters

how is that Star Rhyno? I threw 1 the other day and really liked it for close distances.



I don't actually have it yet. The beauty of being an International Disc Golf Celebrity and competing against deadweight like my opponent is that I could show up with a lid from a drugstore and do fine. I'm anticipating the Star Rhyno to be less overstable than the Champion Rhyno as my experience has been that Star plastic is less stable than Champion. I'll be happy to provide a complete review in my victory post on Monday.

good luck Hawk!



Thanks fan, but when we're talking about competing with my opponent no luck, and very little skill, is needed.

Slap that Course and doc evil! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



No problem fan.

Keep in mind my opponent has his mind set on the following in terms of this event:

0900: McDonald's

Hang out.

1230: Chipotles

Hang out some more.

1630: Hooters

mmmmmmm Hooters

change of plans:

12:30 Southside Cheesesteaks instead of chipolte.

obviously i have to concentrate of the food for sunday, at least until the disc golf loser provides me with a suitable challenge. after talking with him today he doesn't expect the challenge to arrive until at least hole 3 of round 2 after i take my customary lead.

Good to see that you've been focusing on the upcoming challenge.

This is how it usually plays out:

My opponent comes out of the gate hot due to an incredible sugar rush from his "breakfast." After lunch I begin to reel him in somewhere around the second or third hole and sedately cruise by him for a 2-5 stroke win.

sounds like good times, wish yall had Video Footage.

Just what we need, footage of a 920 vs. 917 golfer. :D

Swamp staff photographer Sparky Sherwood is usually good for some post tourney stills once he's done convening with the other club officers in the woods.

I'm trying to arrange for Stanley Kubrick to be raised from the dead to film our battle in the swamp sunday. Should be interesting if i can get him!

I would have thought you could scrounge up Russ Meyer. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russ_Meyer)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004RWS5.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Preparation Update:

1. Renewed subscription to important reference (http://www.menshealth.com/cda/homepage.do) material. No it wasn't just for the soft core male porn aspect.

2. Added additional supplement to training program for added mojo.

3. Called my opponent last night and asked him to pick one mold of two ( Champion Classic Roc (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/championClassicroc.html) or Champion Coyote (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/championCoyote.html) he'd like me to use against him this weekend. I'm leaning towards the Classic Roc just for the nostalgia factor.

4. Have eaten four donuts at work this morning.*


*You must truly know your enemy to defeat your enemy.
-Dead Asian military leader
1230ish A.D.

is it true that when you get drunk you sometimes sing to Rich (softly):

I Want You to Show Me the Way, Everday... (?) :D

ps: never underestimate your enemy (Lao Tzu, paraphrased)

ok, i had a donut too. and an egg/cheese thingy.

i don't care what disc you use in a desperate attempt to win. i would suggest using an aero. they are good for people with accuracy problems like yourself!

i don't care what disc you use in a desperate attempt to win.



Desperate? There is no sense of desperation over here. More of a zen like calm.

I see you're whoring out your website in your sig now. Did I draw too much traffic away from your site?

ok, i had a donut too. and an egg/cheese thingy.




I find it disturbing that even you can't identify what you're eating.

no, nothing is happening lately at mdnomads, so i thought i would revert to my board since i just posted our updated local schedule.
i think we should add to our bet that whoever is losing at the moment has to use whatever the current leader wants as a signature.

Hey guys, the rickster and TT have inspired me I'm all in Masters at Calvert for the ice Bowl and maybe all year at Calvert how about you guys?

okay, i am sure like the rest of you -- the suspense is killing me. someone has to arrange a live update for the score after every hole. Pat??? :D

hawk had me by a stroke after the first round. second round i briefly tookthe lead and then we were tied until our 8th hole where i flailed a 5 to a nice recovery 3 for hawk. then i totally miss the mando on 17 and botch my easy putt for circle 4 and the rout was on. final score hawk 101 evil 107. i'm sure he has a more detailed update coming. hawk again starts out fast like last year, but i'm going to beat him down over the log run.

afterwards hawk paid off his 2006 loss to me at the local hooters. mmmmmm

CongraTTs to Mr Gammon on the first win of the New Year.

Hawk (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/IMG_8236.JPG) holding court after his big Advanced win. Here's another one: Hawk (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/IMG_8235.JPG) entertaining the hoi poi. (If I can use that term frisbee)

<font color="green"> My Opponent </font> Once Again Collapses In The Face Of Greatness.

<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero </font> Walks The Walk.

I see my opponent has already spilled the beans, but my prediction of the pounding he was going to take actually underestimated his inability to compete.

In the first round (in which the deck was stacked against me forced to play with two Calvert Flyers loyalist Sparky Sherwood and the father of another Club official) I cruise to the targeted 48 from the short tees crushing the losers on my card, and landing in second place overall one stroke behind some guy I've never met before. My opponent staggers in one stroke behind with a 49. This looks like a bad sign for my opponent who normally can enjoy a couple of stroke cushion going into the second round before he collapses.

At lunch we dine on original Philly Cheesesteaks at some new local establishments. My opponent manages to spray ketchup all over his side of the table missing his tray. This neatly summarizes his effort for the day.

Heading into round two we are carded together with the temporary leader. Being kind, and wanting to give my opponent a false sense of hope, I go 4 to my opponents 3 on the first hole. On our eighth hole I announce I'm taking the sissy route to steer clear of the mando and execute it flawlessly. My opponent tries to Doug Flutie his way past me, but botches it and ends up taking a 5 to my 3. This gave me a lead that he was never able to challenge again. On our 14th hole I again announce that I'm taking the sissy route to avoid a mando throwing the gauntlet down to my opponent to Doug Flutie his way back into the match, and he promptly misses the mando by about 25'. Another 5 to another 3 for me, and at this point it's a victory stroll around the course. Second round scores from the long tees were 53 for myself and 58 for my opponent.

Total damage for the day:
<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero:</font> 101
<font color="green"> my opponent:</font> 107

I ended up winning the Advanced division and outshot the winner in my Masters division from last year. My opponent manages to not pla$tic in his first amateur competition in two years. I graciously donated back all of my winnings to the Maryland Food Bank which was the charity for the Ice Bowl valued at $55* by the Calvert Flyers. I believe this made me the biggest winnings donator of the day once again putting that failing club and it's members to shame.

Current Bet Standings:
<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero:</font> 1
<font color="green"> my opponent:</font> 0

Tiebreaker status:
<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero:</font> $45
<font color="green"> my opponent:</font> $0

*As previously announced we'll be using Marshall Street (http://www.marshallstreetdiscgolf.com) to determine the value of pla$tic won. I had to go to Rothstein's shop to get the value of the Ice Bowl beanie that was part of the package I donated back. The value of pla$tic will be used to determine the winner in the event that this bet ends up tied in terms of wins. Even my opponent acknowledged last night how that is unlikely to happen. ;)

To cap off the day for my opponent he had brought his camcorder to record the second round activity, but curiously his battery went dead just around the time his game did, so he's unable to provide any video for you fans. Hmmm...

Is there anyhting bet on the Overall Strokes for the year as well?

While an interesting concept the answer is no. How many ways do you really want me to win this thing? I can nearly declare victory today seven wins short of what I need to certify the victory.

At this point the only question is whether I can go 8-0 to secure the minimum 15 match head to head win.

CongraTTs to Mr Gammon on the first win of the New Year.



Thanks fan.

Next potential battle is here. (http://marylandnomads.com/index.php?board=4.0) My opponent seems to feel that he has no chance of defeating me at Druid. Fans will remember last year when my opponent tried to declare Druid my home course. My opponent whipped that out again last night during his ride of shame home, so we may not have any action for a month now. My opponent was stating that he had never beaten me at Druid, but seems to have forgotten this (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=4749#Masters) event. I suspect that my opponent will want a futile shot at redemption prior to the next Swamp Z-tier.

yeah, good luck with that. i think the only question now is are you going to be able to find a hat that fits after you managed to win the first event.
no big deal, i had a bad hole and then was forced to play "doug flutie style" as you say since it is hard ot make up strokes at calvert.
i may play the druid ice bowl depending on weather even though i hardly ever play there and never well, while you seem to do ok. of course you probably aren't man enough to return the favor by playing at rockburn, where you actually beat me last year.

keep in mind you lost last year, loser! but if you play like you did yesterday, it may be tough to beat you trhis year. you would have won masters and placed third in open. i would have to say it was probably just a perfect storm for you.

This is entertaining . When is the next event?

how is that Star Rhyno? I threw 1 the other day and really liked it for close distances.



I decided to completely abandon the Aviars the night before the smackdown of my opponent so I was able to give the Star Rhyno a pretty good workout yesterday. I found it to be straighter and less overstable than the Champion Rhyno, and was using it as my putter while I used the Champion Rhyno for approaches and shots that I needed to hyzer hook in more. I've decided to stick with the Rhyno the whole season as it's a more comfortable fit for my hand. My opponent is quietly wishing that I switch back immediately.

no, just filing this quote away for when you invariably do the putter switch as you do several times a year. why exactly did you switch FROM the rhyno the last 2 times you ditched it? it's easy to say you are going to stick with it when you have a good day. let's see how it goes next time it rains...

i may play the druid ice bowl depending on weather even though i hardly ever play there and never well, while you seem to do ok.



Translation: I don't have Hawk's big gun to take advantage of the wide open spaces at Druid.


of course you probably aren't man enough to return the favor by playing at rockburn, where you actually beat me last year.



Editor's note: With so many head to head wins last year by me, it did slip my mind that I defeated him at HIS HOME COURSE!


it may be tough to beat you trhis year. you would have won masters and placed third in open. i would have to say it was probably just a perfect storm for you.



Translation: I am in soooooo much trouble. Why did I demand this rematch. I'm an idiot!

Yes I did lose the bet last year, but I was the better player last year, and yesterday easily demonstrated my superiority. I will be happy to humiliate you at your <font color="green"> HOME COURSE </font> if you are Nomad enough to come out and support Nomad Paul's event. Since it's a charity event I'll show you a little charity and trade you Druid for Rockburn and give you a chance for your likely lone win of the early part of the season. That's just the kind of guy I am.

I notice that you failed to mention that when paying off last years bet I got you not one, but two Hooter's girls.

BTW, hawk failed miserably in getting us the best waitress in the house at hooters last night. we had to suffer through a marginal one and even she ditched Hawk halfway through the meal. At least the replacement one had a couple of jokes...

let's see how it goes next time it rains...



I thought it was raining yesterday but it turned out to be a combination of beaded sweat from your bald head and tears streaming down your face.

On the plus side you did get an appetizer, two entrees, and a dessert for your big win last year.

BTW, hawk failed miserably in getting us the best waitress in the house at hooters last night. we had to suffer through a marginal one and even she ditched Hawk halfway through the meal. At least the replacement one had a couple of jokes...



I got you an upgrade. I'm surprised you even noticed we had a waitress in your crab leg feeding frenzy.

Seneca Ice Bowl 1/14/07 I have no clue why they are ignoring/avoiding that event. :confused:

Where?

Thanks for the Star BB aviars, should I puruse my throwing stock for any discs for you? I think I might have a CE Teebird or a CFR teebird you might like.

Here http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/normal_2006maac0017.JPG

Here http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/normal_2006maac0017.JPG



This must be during yet another victory over my opponent from last season.

Thanks for the Star BB aviars, should I puruse my throwing stock for any discs for you? I think I might have a CE Teebird or a CFR teebird you might like.



Feel free to peruse by bag profile and if you have anything in that order I'll be happy to take it off your hands. Othewise we can settle on a $ amount at a later time.

a true friend would have felt sorry for me after yesterday and made sure we got the hottest waitress as promised. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

...and I focused on allowing you to indulge yourself in your true love.

By the way Sparky is trying to ***** out that Ice Bowl here, so I encourage you to attend for practice purposes. I remember you're big on practice.

Great Ice Bowl Design.

Will she be offering Caddy duties to the first round leader.

Will she be offering Caddy duties to the first round leader.



Something like that.

like what?

show up and find out scweb. :D

I will be at Seneca.

Total damage for the day:
Your Disc Golf Hero: 101
my opponent: 107


:D

MA1 <font color="red">Hawk Corrick</font> 48 53 101
MA1 Tighe 51 51 102
MA1 Scott Roberts 47 58 105
MA1 Mike "Toad" Myers 50 56 106
MA1 <font color="green"> Rich Myers</font> 49 58 107
MA1 Mark Stiles 54 56 110
MA1 Elliot Saunders 51 63 114
MA1 Andrew Duncan 54 61 115
MA1 Shawn Johnson 57 64 121

Total damage for the day:
Your Disc Golf Hero: 101
my opponent: 107


:D



Thanks fan.

I will be happy to humiliate you at your <font color="green"> HOME COURSE </font> if you are Nomad enough to come out and support Nomad Paul's event.



Done. i was planning on likely attending the crack bowl anyway, but having you commit to rockburn is icing on the cake.

Sure it is. I beat you at both places by a stroke last season, so we're looking at 3-0 for me less than a month into this contest.

I think the public should know that your true interest in me coming to Rockburn is simple: more players=more chili for you.

Dr_Evil User 01/09/07 04:32 PM Reading a post in flat mode
Dr. Evil vs. HawkGammon II: Who's Your Daddy Punk?



Desperately trying to think of a witty retort.

or, left the computer on at the last thread i viewed. oops.

or, left the computer on at the last thread i viewed. oops.



Still desperately trying to think of a witty retort.

yeah, i got nothin'...

my only question is now that my doctor prescribed me steroids will you be questioning my victory at the end in another controversy? will this keep me out of the hall of fame?

Clearly in an act of total desperation my opponent is now seeking a medical edge. Unfortunately I don't think there's enough steroids in circulation to help his physique and game.

Does this competition have random drug screening.... :o:eek: ;)

We've chosen to adopt the PDGA's position on this matter: blissful ignorance.

We've chosen to adopt the PDGA's position on this matter: blissful ignorance.

doh.... :eek:

ooops, i think i violated the "don't ask, don't tell" policy! :o

get off of iTT while you still can

i need all the juice i can get if i ever hope to throw a 500 foot thumber like you! :p

My thumber's only go 325-350.....I hae only thrown one over 400 once.

My thumber's only go 325-350



:p

what is that for?

350' in real life is like 500' on the message board. you should knw that by now!

oh, and thanks for clearing up that you can throw a thumber as far as i can throw most times! :p

350' in real life is like 500' on the message board. you should knw that by now!

I forgot....sorry

oh, and thanks for clearing up that you can throw a thumber as far as i can throw most times! :p

oops.....sorry, did not mean to do that, old man. ;) :eek: :o

what is that for?



The reaction of an am player reading someone "only" throws a thumber around 350'.

ahhhhh, I can see clearly now.

Currently in negotiations to have a caddy on hand, and another to auction off to the highest bidder.

nice. a pic of the caddy might stimulate bidding. ;)

nice. a pic of the caddy might stimulate bidding. ;)

2nd that great idea

Vote if you want it to happen
Online Vote! (http://www.md-discgolf.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=22338#22338)

How lucky are you to live a life riding my coat tails?

without a great foil for your heriocs you would be nobody. for example take aquaman.

without a great foil for your heriocs you would be nobody. for example take aquaman.



He makes a pretty good point here.

without a great foil for your heriocs you would be nobody. for example take aquaman.



He makes a pretty good point here.



It appears you are both overlooking such greats as Ocean Master, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_Master) Black Manta, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Manta) and Fisherman. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisherman_%28comics%29) I think the more revealing point here is that the best superhero my opponent could come up with is Aquaman.

Only six days until the next showdown. The next two events on the schedule represent my opponents best shots as The Crack Bowl is only 27 holes and the third event The Chili Bowl is even softer...18 holes on his home course. If my opponent can't make anything happen at either of these battles, all hope will be lost for him. (He was 0-2 last year.)

without a great foil for your heriocs you would be nobody. for example take aquaman.



He makes a pretty good point here.





It appears you are both overlooking such greats as Ocean Master, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_Master) Black Manta, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Manta) and Fisherman. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisherman_%28comics%29) I think the more revealing point here is that the best superhero my opponent could come up with is Aquaman.



again, my hawky makes my point for me... :D

In my best movie announcer voice.....................

It seems both of intrepid heroes felt the Seneca Creek Ice Bowl was too much of a test for their ever expanding skills :)

Hey you guys, heckling is allowed right?

oh yeah! we love heckling :D

sorry i missed it craig! sounds like a good time was had. Unfortunately we had "commitments", but did manage to squeeze in a quick round at rockburn with a ript deck. But, expect us at the fraud leap and possibly the soiree if amatuer divisions are included. I would love to show up at every ice bowl, but being a family man i sometimes have to make choices....

In my best movie announcer voice.....................

It seems both of intrepid heroes felt the Seneca Creek Ice Bowl was too much of a test for their ever expanding skills :)





As an International Disc Golf Celebrity the demands on my time by TD's requesting my attendence precludes me from making every z-tier. To have the white hot light of my fame and glory shine down on your event it's recommended that a strong pitch be made prior to the actual date. Feel free to contact my staff about any future events you may be planning and we can negotiate my appearance.

After checking with security, it appears I was incorrect in assuming the intrepid duo was afraid to play the mighty SC - but instead were turned away at the gate because their names were "not on the list" :)

I think it's really more about the drama - if they played 8 events in 8 weeks - it might be over and we would't be regailed by details of our favorite saga.

I think it's really more about the drama - if they played 8 events in 8 weeks - it might be over and we would't be regailed by details of our favorite saga.



Gangloff predicts an 8-0 sweep by <font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero. </font>

Dr. Evil's current bag. (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=1898&Number=489559&Board=Players&what=showflat&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=7&fpart=1&vc=1)



Sooooo...do you think nine molds will be enough to beat me, or should you toss in another (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/wolf.html) couple (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/dragon.html) to increase your chances?

i'm thinking i may ditch the gator again. the only shot i've used it for is when you made me throw with it during ript. 2 rocs is enough.

Good thing I didn't order that birthday present yet.

Are you coming to Loriella and witness my first PDGA win of 2007 and a probable 5-0 lead in the bet?

I already registered yesterday so i can be sure to have a spot so i can rip off a win on you. I think that course will be to my advantage. You ready to throw in for VA Open, loser?

I already registered yesterday so i can be sure to have a spot so i can rip off a win on you. I think that course will be to my advantage.



Yeah you sure showed me last year:
1 Glenn Henry 110 $250
2 Joe Hewlett 111 $150
3 J.Ted Zadareky III 112 $100
4 Kelly Washburn 113 $80
5 Chris Hysell 118 $50
5 Mike Bonday 118 $50
5 Mark Boyce 118 $50
8 Don Grossman 120
8 Ken Johnson 120 $35
10 John Biscoe 121 $30
11 Jay Lockamy 124
11 A. Lewis Graninger 124
13 Rick Swyers 125
13 <font color="red">G.A. Hawk Corrick 125 </font>
13 Shannon Lally 125
16 Jimmy Stanley 130
17 Dan Laitsch 131
17 Jeff Kraemer 131
19 Eric White 132
19 Carl Jochen 132
21 <font color="green">Rich Myers 134 </font>
22 J. Thomas Acklin

I think you should simply be hoping that Mr. Stanley doesn't show up again to add to your humiliation. Your advantage? Did they open a Blimpies (http://www.burchfood.com/images/inside/blimpies.jpg) in the parking lot?


You ready to throw in for VA Open, loser?



Did you check with your mommy (http://familyrights.us/bin/posters/Help_Me_Mommy/Help_Me_Mommy.jpg) yet to see if you can even go to the VA Open?

Sorry boys, the VA open is pro only this year.

i'm thinking i may ditch the gator again.



Ah, you can't give up on the gator! Are you not man enough to handle it's superior stability? Real men throw gators for turn over discs!

I guess you will never understand until you feel the magick of the 1st run hot pink flamin' gator. Only I am man enough to upshot with that beast.

Sorry boys, the VA open is pro only this year.



Too stupid (http://www.grangediscgolf.com/images/2007VirginiaOpen.pdf) to be on this thread. You should really stick to the hymen bored Sparky.

Sorry boys, the VA open is pro only this year.


untrue.

if i could get a hot pink gator i would be all over it!

i'm signing up. as long as mr. biscoe from cinncinati says it's ok!

if i could get a hot pink gator i would be all over it!



You know I can make that happen.

My bad I guess I was confusing that with the WVO. Glad you will be able to compete.

i'm signing up. as long as mr. biscoe from cinncinati says it's ok!



hunh? i don't get it.

look at the pre-reg list for va open.

BTW, call me biscoe. 202-641-6703

Looks like the battle will be making a stop at this year's VA Open.

Another autograph went out to a fan today for the VA Open. The battle will likely have been won by then.

yeah, we might as well not plan any more events after memorial day since apparently you will have swept me by then! ;)

That's pretty much my game plan at this point. The summer and fall is wide open for me.

either hawk tried to cheat and totaled his score wrong or dr. evil brilliantly cost our disc golf hero the penalty, but the two strokes cost hawk a loss to the advanced ladies winner. he had already dusted out of the parking lot so i couldn't subtly hint that he recount.

the best part is we had 46 people on a frigid and windy day and raised over $1,300 for the MD food bank. that's over $30/person.

my evil master plan is coming into effect.I rode out to a 6 stroke lead after 7 holes or so, then he valiantly fought back on the middle nine with a few bad holes by me and some good shots by him. but the final nine i yanked the rug out from him and crushed him by like7. or apparently 8. he didn't check his card after the total beating and went up 3 more.

but i will leave the signature up since he actually has the tiebreaker on me right now.and it is insipiring me to crush him! :cool:

Tyler homey Marie (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/IMG_8292.JPG) after her big win over the hawkster! :cool:

either hawk tried to cheat and totaled his score wrong or dr. evil brilliantly cost our disc golf hero the penalty, but the two strokes cost hawk a loss to the advanced ladies winner. he had already dusted out of the parking lot so i couldn't subtly hint that he recount.

the best part is we had 46 people on a frigid and windy day and raised over $1,300 for the MD food bank. that's over $30/person.



Another well run event by Nomad Paul.

Knowing that I had lost to my opponent (the only thing that mattered) I didn't even bother to check my score. Leaving that in the hands of the state coordinator (after we both had struggled to tally up Young Gerald's score) I retired to the warmth of my car.

My opponent has failed to detail for the fans yesterday's battle up to the standards of the thread. Allow me to do so.

As dedicated readers may recall last year I managed narrow one stroke wins vs. my opponent at Druid and Rockburn's Ice Bowl's. These events play into my opponent's hand as they are short tourneys (27 and 18 holes respectively) which gives him two advantages:

1. Less time for patented late round collapse.
2. Consisting mostly of a jelly like substance my opponent doesn't really need to warm up. My opponent is reknowned for his ability to step out of his minivan and play at his highest level. I on the other hand typically need six holes of warm-up or round action to loosen up my finely chiseled physique.

Nomad Paul paired my opponent and myself with Nomad Shaun's young son Gerald for our threesome. We started out on hole #4. I promptly gave my opponent a stroke going 4-3. Into the first six x-holes I gave my opponent two more shots on x1 to be down three shots after two holes with some unfortunate tree action. A spectacular drive by <font color="red"> </font> Your Disc Golf Hero on 2x looked like the beginnings of the rally but disaster strikes leaving me 4 to 3 again. My opponent is now up four strokes. A few more trees and we exit the six x-holes with my opponent leading by six strokes with 20 holes to play. Druid is a wide open course that was set up relatively short yesterday and we were playing from the short tees. This allowed my opponent to essentially throttle back and toss out 250' drives, approach and putt for threes in some heavy winds while I had to start full scale Doug Fluite bombing action in pursuit of deuces. On #5 I drive pin high but way right in some nasty rough giving my opponent a seven stroke lead with 17 holes to go. On #6 I make a 30' comeback putt to split the hole, and on #7 we both park and deuce. On #'s 8 &amp; 9 I come tantalizingly close to deuces but for naught. On #10 my opponent begins to melt down 12 holes into the 27 taking a four to my three. On #11 wheels come completely off as my opponent panics (still six strokes up mind you) and tries his own Doug Flutie drive but turns it over 50' behind my drive. We are both in the woods. My opponent takes two shots to get to my lie, then botches his tunnel shot out of the woods and only a tree saves him from being 75' downhill of the basket. I meanwhile drill a shot out into the opening with the Star Rhyno, and take a three. My opponent takes a six to reduce his lead to three strokes. On the next hole (#12) my opponent fails to execute a turnover drive and takes a four to my three. The lead is down to two strokes. Into the remaing three x-holes where after those are played we return to #13 tied! Could this be a collapse of epic proportions by my opponent?!?!? Unfortunately I Boyd my Classic Roc (note to self: why am I carrying this disc?) drive on #13 right into the hill while my opponent parks it with his Modern Roc. A huge two stroke lead for my opponent with eight holes to go. On #15 we both manage to get some tree help but my power approach zips into the gully forcing me to put up at the basket. Now my opponent has a three stroke lead. On #16 my opponent botches his drive turning it over two fairways off the hole while I Roc down to 15'. This could be huge! A one or two stroke swing my way. Unfortunately my opponent executes a smooth forehand approach to save his three while my deuce putt airbounces up and over the basket. Devestated by this development I doink my 10' comeback actually losing a stroke to now be down four strokes with five holes to play. On #17 I rip a Doug Flutie up the fairway that just knicks a right side tree preventing what would have been a 10' park job. My opponent's weak drive is pushed off to the left and well short. I miss the 25'er while my opponent Gator's up for a matching par. We split #18. With three holes to play I'm still down four. On #1 my opponent's erratic driving continues as he turns his over slightly to land 35' to the right of the pin. I'm 25' short in line with it. My opponent steps up and nails his putt for a deuce while I miss, and then insult to injury happens while I putt out my three a powerful gust of wind comes along and pushes my putt out of the chains directly back at me! A four for me and a six stroke lead for my opponent with two holes to go. On our final hole (#3) I crank my Champion Starfire OB into the Zoo's Animal Hospital resulting in a circle five to my opponent's four for a final margin of victory of seven for my opponent.

Curiously there seemed to be some issue with the scorecard after the round resulting in additional meaningless strokes added to my score. My opponent kept score the entire round and a couple of times I had to intervene as he attempted to Nordberg some holes. Hmmmm...


Current Bet Standings:
Your Disc Golf Hero: 1
my opponent: 1

Tiebreaker status:
Your Disc Golf Hero: $45
my opponent: $30

Next battle is on my opponent's home course where he has conspired with the course contact to limit that event to a mere 18 holes. Can he stack the deck any more in his favor? I vow to come out fully prepared for this event in which vengence shall be mine.

you are more than welcome to show up extra early and get a warm up round in you loser. be prepared for an butt kickin. although with a short layout and only 18 holes, anything can happen since one bad hole can have a huge effect.

BTW, i found a black metal mini in my boxes and i think i'll have it engraved to say "hawk vs evil II" and then around the edge maybe something like :I'm the better player".
whoever is leading the bet can use it and the winner will get to keep it. what do you think?

BTW, i found a black metal mini in my boxes and i think i'll have it engraved to say "hawk vs evil II" and then around the edge maybe something like :I'm the better player".
whoever is leading the bet can use it and the winner will get to keep it. what do you think?



I think it's unlikely you'll be carrying that much this year.

Yeah, Doc you wont be carrying iTT very often, maybe noTT aTT all.

My opponent and I went out for a bit of practice on his teeless home course today. My opponent is desperately trying to wiggle his way onto the lesser clubs VTI team this year so he suggested we go match play so he could practice that as well. Starting out in a bit of flurry snow my opponent quickly fell behind and eventually lost to me 3up. This probably would have translated into an eight or so stroke drubbing. Perhaps this is foreshadowing of his effort on Saturday, but it certainly doesn't look good on his team application.

My opponent just called me (on his way to pick up pizza...imagine that) to inform me that some of his home course henchmen were out rearranging the baskets for tomorrows round three showdown in light of the pounding he took at yesterday's practice round. Does this man know no shame? What levels will he stoop to trying to ensure victory?

I heard he was looking to slip a laxative into your water , beware!

It's all part of my evil master plan. Step one, practice round to lull you into a false sense of security. step two, have henchmen rearrange course in the middle of the night. step three, show up and thrash you on saturday while you continue to cry about the course, your bleeding hand and the bruise on the back like a little girl! :D

Clearly the actions of a desperate player totally fearful of a home course defeat. I'm off to make some Iron/Top Chef chili for your event.

Regardless of who wins this catfight, I hope Hawk posts more. His avatar is much more pleasing on the eyes.

dr. evil destroyed hawk. however they both shot like juniors (again).

things started out badly for me.

our first hole was 6, i got within 25-30 for a putt but missed. so began the stroy of my day. hawk turned his drive over into the crap but stayed near the edge. this was a foreshadowing of things to come for him. both of us took threes. hole 7 i hit the first available tree and kick way left.craiger starts in with his role of designated group mocker. hawk clubs down to a roc and hits tree anyway kicking right. i roll to the center near a pin. hawk rips and anger save and gets nea rthe pin for the 3. i up for an easy putt and miss again. 5!
hole 8 see me flailing through the woods some more while hawk takes the easy 3.after 3 holes i think he is up by 4. hole 9 i have a chance to get an easy 3 and make up a stroke, but blow it with a bad approach. hawk flails down for his 4 also. hole 10 hawk hits early tree and go the back door route for a 4 while i go up and over for the 3. 11 i pick up another stroke by zipping one down the pike, while hawk go back and forth across the fairway before executing the up and down. hole 12 from the new tee i zip off a duece on a longish 35 foot putt while hawk hacks through the left side for a 4. 13 pars were had by both. 14 i dueuce to hawks cedar bounce 3. 15 hawk hits water while i successfully clear the creek for the 3 to his circle 5. at this point hawks day is basically over. 16 was a couple 3''s. 17 i botch and easy approach into a TREE and then up and down for the four. luckily hawk over throws the approach and also 4's. 18 i drive it through the gap but only manage a 4. hawk meanwhile gets out of trouble on the right and takes a 4 also i believe. on 1 things start heating up with brady in our tag match as he throws the beauty lefty forehand roller to within 10 feet. hawk and i take 3's.hole 2 i miss the bird and we take 3's. hole 3 hawk hits tree on the way in, but i manage to match brady's duece. hole 4 action ensues. i try the over the top while brady has parked the gap. hawk is also right but tries to bend around to the gap. he overthrows slightly then punches through for the 4. my first over fails, but the second try gets me to 30ish for the 4, but i miss. a quick look and i think brady is still behind by a troke with hawk several back. i bomb past while brady comes up short with hawk. hawk ups to the pin. brady goes a bit by and left. my returns putt slides on by leaving me out. i nail the putt and brady thinking it is over lets up and misses the easy 15 footer. unfortunately it turns out to be his losing stroke and i have the 6 tag AND a second victory over hawk.

finals:
craigger - 54(didn't mention him much. he was average for him, but steadily kicked us around. couple great thumbers on 6 and 8!)
evil - 61
brady - 62
hawk - 64

let's see your sig hawk!!

New standings:

Dr. Evil - 2
Hack Corrick - 1

My opponent failed to update the tie breaker standings based on money we won (and I donated back to the Maryland Food Bank...he probably kept his) so he'll need to do that tomorrow as he knows the figures.

I would chalk today up as an expected moral victory. Having given my opponent six stroke leads twice in Round II of this throwdown; to hang around and finish three down (remember that home teams get three points automatically in NFL point spreads) to him on his home course (which I hate), shows marked improvement with regards to last weeks debacle. There is one more of these "sprint" tourneys for us in two weeks at Codorus and then we get into the real tourneys where my opponent has a proven track record of failure. He stumbled out of the gate badly today, and was working on his patented second round collapse (http://991.com/newgallery//Icehouse-Meltdown-224506b.jpg) on the second to last hole of this mini-tourney that probably would have blossomed into a sweet second round disaster...if there had been a second round.

I wasn't expecting to win this one, so no worries here. There are plenty of events on the horizon for Mr. Fruit 'n Yogurt Parfait to botch time and time again.

any decision yet on engraving a mini and letting the standings leader carry it?

good job Rich. i could be wrong, but it reads to me like Hawk is less comfortable losing than you are and that gives you an advantage. :D

As a longtime fan, I know that Hawk is baiting his foe into a false sense of securtiy. Every winner knows this makes the forthcoming win all the more better. Also, I makes me proud that Hawk will put the dagger into Dr. Evil's heart when their schedule brings them south into my homestate in the upcoming months.

$5 Paypal says Dr. E prevails when it is all said and done. if you like that bet, post confirmation here and we'll pay up the damage at year's end.

we could add a deal where all of next January the loser of the bet's tagline has to acknowledge the other person like so:
"_______ is a better prognosticator than i am" LOL :eek: :D :p

$5 Paypal says Dr. E prevails when it is all said and done. if you like that bet, post confirmation here and we'll pay up the damage at year's end.

we could add a deal where all of next January the loser of the bet's tagline has to acknowledge the other person like so:
"_______ is a better prognosticator than i am" LOL :eek: :D :p



Look at how little faith the fan of my opponent has with how much he's willing to wager on him. Of course if I knew I was just throwing money out the window of a speeding car on the highway I'd go small change also.

I'd like to point out that I have a proven track record of winning money for my fans...unlike my opponent.

Also here are the current standings after the Evil Ice Bowl:
Current Bet Standings:
My Opponent: 2
Your Disc Golf Hero: 1

Tiebreaker status:
My Opponent: $55
Your Disc Golf Hero: $55

Interestingly we've each already earned a third of the ca$h value we did last year playing "pro."

i have to track someone down to engrave it.

come on aviar, is that all the faith you have in me? go big or go home. i expect at least a 20$ bet! of course JP is probably such a redneck he'd have to redeem deposits on beer bottle or sell scrap metal layin around his yard to pay off the bet! :D

I am better the better player!!!
Dr.Evil - 2
Hack Corrick - 1

Have a nice day.




Is that first line actually a sentence?

he has yet to take me up on it (i'm giving him till midnight january 31st, 2007) :D so it looks like i'd have to go lower -- not higher -- to get him to sign on :D

that's one reason i didn't go higher, that, and my general inclination to prefer gentleman's bets over bets for $

besides, i bet a guy a dollar on Bears vs. Seahawks so i was up a buck; then double or nothing Bears vs. Saints so now i am up $2. on the SuperBowl we doubled or nothing (i get Da Bears) so now i stand to win $4 or lose nothing. two bets at the same time is crazy talk for me to begin with so i thought putting down $5 on you was kind of bold to begin with. sheez! :eek:

Rich Myers is a better player than me.

For now.



that sounds weasel-ly. until you go up in the standings you should lose the qualification :o :D

Of course JP is probably such a redneck he'd have to redeem deposits on beer bottle or sell scrap metal layin around his yard to pay off the bet! :D



Being from a rural area doesn't exactly equal redneck. The only redneck I ever met at a DG tournament was from Maryland (D.A.M), Biscoe don't allow the Virginia guys to roll like that. And, the guy from Kentucky is probably happy he wans't called a redneck for once.

sweet, DAM gettin called out on the thread! i heard rumors that at the rockburn icebowl he was being shuffled from group to group as people adjusted their cards on the board!

My inept ability got me on his card for 1 round at Paw Paw. He wasn't that bad, more like comic relief. For me, I loved watching him mark his lie, teeter as he stood over his shot, then finally make a throw, and fall down about 30-40% of the time.

I loved watching him mark his lie, teeter as he stood over his shot, then finally make a throw, and fall down about 30-40% of the time.



Sort of like my opponent as the sugar levels in his blood rise and fall.

My opponent and I are bringing The Greatest Show In Disc to PA on Saturday where we will be battling to the death on some lame safari holes.

This works against my opponent as the 27 holes just got longer, thus creating more walking and more time exposed to what will doubtlessly be unpleasant weather. Hopefully this will mitigate the inherent advantage he has in cold weather due to his substantial additional insulation.

you forgot to mention the chance to test out our superior cold weather gear from our new sponsors, LLBEAN!!!

I believe my superior ability to start out of the gate will enable me to pull out to a lead and the short 27 hole format will render your comeback efforts useless. I hope everyone comes out to see Evil once again dominate Hawk.

Hawk is already talking about shaken confidence as i rolled off these 2 straight victories. He is already awaiting the start of the "regular" season, thinking he will fare better in 2 round matches as he will have a chance to wear me down. we'll see i guess...

you forgot to mention the chance to test out our superior cold weather gear from our new sponsors, LLBEAN!!!



True I did overlook that. Curious how we got Honda in '06 and L L Bean in '07. How is that possible? Oh yeah we're not high.



I believe my superior ability to start out of the gate will enable me to pull out to a lead and the short 27 hole format will render your comeback efforts useless. I hope everyone comes out to see Evil once again dominate Hawk.



After watching you collapse twice drenched in sweat Saturday as we carried your mattress up to the second floor of your place leads me to encourage fans to come out, support the charity, and be ready to help the Park Rangers carry your lifeless body back to the round house. Fortunately this is the last of the short pre-season tourneys which seem to play into your...ummm..."strengths." A loss here for you would be psychologically devestating and quite enjoyable.


Hawk is already talking about shaken confidence as i rolled off these 2 straight victories. He is already awaiting the start of the "regular" season, thinking he will fare better in 2 round matches as he will have a chance to wear me down. we'll see i guess...



A chance? That's money in the bank you Load.

I am truely disappointed in you Hawk, you must do beTTer.

No worries fan. My opponenTT is merely TTaking advanTTage of TThe shorTTer preseason evenTTs.

...loser.

thanks. how does it feel to be losing to a loser? :D

Happy Birfday you Evil Loser.

thanks. how does it feel to be losing to a loser? :D



Less than satisfying. I have a big present for you on Saturday though.

THANKS. A win would be great for my birthday! I know hawk is planning on giving me one on saturday, so it you would just sit your guys today TTrim, it would be great! :D

I know hawk is planning on giving me one on saturday, so it you would just sit your guys today TTrim, it would be great! :D



Code blue...code blue. We need someone to analyze and decode this sentence stat!

I think he was trying to say:


Hawk is going to beat me on Saturday, so give me all your Fig NewTTowns to ease the pain.

no, i was saying that hawk was going down like flight 93 on saturday and i was going to pummel him senseless while he is down. no mercy!!!

then i will plunder his fig newtons.

Haha, good stuff. Happy birthday, Rich.

I think he was trying to say:


Hawk is going to beat me on Saturday, so give me all your Fig NewTTowns to ease the pain.





My opponent is so fearful of the coming beating this season that he's actually considering some kind of fitness program. I will be sure to have some Dunkin' goodies and Fig Newtons on hand to tempt him Saturday.

I'm proposing a revision to the bet. My opponent and I perfected the blow out exit from tournaments last season, but now we are sort of committed to hanging around to find out the value of plastic won for the tiebreaker. Instead of continuing to wait around for pla$tic we aren't going to accept I suggest that we agree that Pohick (it's the first weekend of December) be the tiebreaker event if the head to head record is tied at Thanksgiving. What say you... Load?

pohick? i think we could do better than that. we could play 2 rounds at any course in md and it would be a better test. also i don;t want to commit to playing there if it is a freezing rain storm or something. i would agree to find a different tiebreaker.

Happy Birthday, Doc!

Well it needs to be a tourney, just not the two of us out there playing RIPT, so Pohick is good because it's late in the year. It's this or we hang around like the other plastic junkies.

FIne. pohick it is. or as it is otherwise known, "putters at 50 paces"

i am only agreeing because i dont feel like waiting around for plastic.

Agreed then. Pohick is the tiebreaker. If you want I'll man up and play it two disc (midrange and putter) to give you a chance though I suspect you'll be on injured reserve long before we get to any potential tiebreaker scenario.

My opponent reports a tweaked shoulder this morning, so he's either trying to bail, or laying the public gound work to explain his pending failure up North.

i don't think it's bad enough to prevent me from giving you a good whuppping up north. i do expect your reports of hurting your knee while driving your car will turn into a serious excuse as to why you failed to compete well on saturday though. you riding in the evil mobile? heidi said she will work around our schedule. her friend's house is only about 15 minutes away.

I successfully big lifted (that's a gym phrase you would be unfamiliar with) last night with no issue. Then we shot up some steroids in front of the day care center. Tonight I'll cardio, rest tomorrow, and take another day off Saturday thrashing you.

i doubt it will happen anytime soon, but if the record is tied neither of us has to have a signature since we have to running tiebreaker, correct?

i doubt it will happen anytime soon, but if the record is tied neither of us has to have a signature since we have to running tiebreaker, correct?



I'm guessing that was supposed to be no correct? Yes with the elimination of the tiebreaker tally we accomplish four things:

1. No waiting with the unwashed for plastic like refugees waiting for the Red Cross copters to drop off bags of rice.
2. No additonal unnecessary tracking of numbers.
3. The freedom to disparage each other creatively with signatures in the event of tied standings. (Like at around 1700 on Saturday)
4. The PDGA and Hot Tub aren't embarassed by how much "money" we make this year playing as "amateurs."

excellent. everyone knows i am all about sparing "hot tub terry" embarrassment.

My opponent reports a tweaked shoulder this morning


Another donut related injury?

My opponent reports a tweaked shoulder this morning


Another donut related injury?



Better.

<font color="green">Slept wrong. </font>

Dr. Donut must've had a fit of rage in his sleep when someone tried to take his Danish away.

yeah, that makes for a seriously bad dream. much like when i dream i lost to hawk. luckily it is only a dream. doesn't happen much in real life!

I'm 14-8-1 against you since January 2006. Those aren't dreams, but really bad recurring memories.

yet you are 1-2 in 2007...hmmmm?

Enjoy those preseason wins. You will clutch them to your chest like a security blanket or teddy bear once the regular season starts next month.

I'll be dedicating this Saturday's effort to

http://www.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/annanicolesmith/wallpapers/Anna-Nicole-Smith-1-800.jpg

Anna Nicole Smith.

I'll be dedicating this Saturday's effort to

http://www.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/annanicolesmith/wallpapers/Anna-Nicole-Smith-1-800.jpg

Anna Nicole Smith.



And she will be missed by older gentlemen everywhere...

yeah, everyone knows the ladies like me better. :cool:
and she was more my style anyway...at least until i saw her stumbling around on her reality show.
i wouldn't discount the preseason like the redskins did. especially since they count in our bet! pre-season seems to imply they don't count. i sense an oncoming excuse!

excellent. everyone knows i am all about sparing "hot tub terry" embarrassment.



:D :o:D

i wouldn't discount the preseason like the redskins did. especially since they count in our bet! pre-season seems to imply they don't count. i sense an oncoming excuse!



Preseason simply means you've managed to win events shorter than a regular tourney i.e. like preseason games when the starters only play a quarter or half. You're the Babe Laufenberg of disc. You look great in a half, but when the regular season must win against the Cowboy's loom you fall apart much like the straw man you are.

well, i'll have to rack up a few more preseason wins to have a chance against your greatness, eh?

I'll be dedicating this Saturday's effort to

http://www.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/annanicolesmith/wallpapers/Anna-Nicole-Smith-1-800.jpg

Anna Nicole Smith.



And she will be missed by older gentlemen everywhere...



Me too Hawk, except that I'll be in Wahoo land . I hear that Hyell might be on the DNA swab list :cool:

well, i'll have to rack up a few more preseason wins to have a chance against your greatness, eh?



Duh.

<font color="red"> Is It Over For Your Disc Golf Hero? </font>

<font color="green"> Could my opponent actually be this good? </font>

Heading up to Codorus this morning in my opponents chick magnet (http://us.autos1.yimg.com/img.autos.yahoo.com/aic/honda_odyssey_exlwithdvd_2006_385x192.jpg) the "evil villain" known as The Load was feeling confident after his two mini event wins and was boasting of his prowess and lack of concern going into an extended 27 hole safari event. I was calm, cool and collected filled with righteous indignation. Arriving at the park I was greeted as a returning head of state. My opponents presence was briefly acknowledged. The course pro beseeched me to be on his card, and my opponent was relegated to playing with "the field." Therefore I lack any true details of his play. Things started out roughly when I took a circle nine on the first hole which combined what is normally holes 1 &amp; 2 of Codorus's red course, and I wondered if this was foreshadowing. However I regrouped on red #3 with a deuce and was on my way. Five hours and 15 minutes later our rounds were complete and the scores were:

<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero: </font> 112
<font color="green"> my opponent: </font> 121

The largest pounding yet, and a fine tribute to the late Anna Nicole Smith, in the event in which the standings now are:

<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero: </font> 2
<font color="green"> my opponent: </font> 2

This was such a momentum shift that my opponent's handful of fans on the west coast were probably tumbled out of bed around noon east coast time as the temors rumbled that way.

Next event is the Nomads Z Tour: Event One on Saturday. Two rounds; one at my opponent's home course, and the other on my former home course. I'm not sure at this point that he can actually complete 36 holes so we might be looking at a DNF.

After the crushing defeat my opponent took me to the Maryland Motorcycle Show (though he was ca$hless) with the promise of hot bike models. (http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/108694.jpg) However much like his promises of disc glory the reality came up somewhat short. (http://girlbike.com/scooterimages/grammielolo.jpg)

i wouldn't say you beat me, so much as i gave you a win. played badly from the get go and never really recovered until the last nine. i must still be distraught of anne nicole's death and couldn't focus...

i will have to do much better saturday to win.

i will have to do much better saturday to win.



Duh.

<font color="green">

This was such a momentum shift that my opponent's handful of fans on the west coast were probably tumbled out of bed around noon east coast time as the temors rumbled that way. </font>



i was only one hour away from getting out of work here just south of Cincinnati -- and i wondered what had just happened to cause water to begin whirlpooling clockwise down a drain here in the northern hemisphere(!) :eek: :eek: :eek:

before more such cataclysmic signs do or do not appear -- i want to ask Rich a question about his "in the bag" info. i too like JK Aviar-x's and Omega SS's and was wondering which circumstances cause you to turn to one over the other? one other thing -- did you let Hawk back in merely to build the drama -- or were you really trying to win? Or did you underestimate him since he wasn't on your card? :o

my money is on Evil, codorus was a fluke

If coverage of a round between Dr. Evil and Hawk Gammon were to be added to a future episode of Disc Golf Monthly, who would win? And, by how many strokes?

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i wouldn't say you beat me, <font color="red"> I wouldn't say what was so blatantly obvious and expected </font>
so much as i gave you a win <font color="red"> so much as I was again exposed as an unskilled windbag. </font> . played badly from the get go and never really recovered until the last nine. <font color="red"> as expected I choked on any hole over 400' and continued to stink the joint up until a string of 150' holes came along where I went 3-4-3-4. </font> i must still be distraught of anne nicole's death and couldn't focus... <font color="red"> A five hour round without a break for fast food and soda is my personal version of Survivor. I have been voted off the island. </font>

i will have to do much better saturday to win.
<font color="red"> Please Jesus help me. </font>

if you keep your names in the thread title -- more people will frequent this thread. of course like typical celebrities -- you are probably trying to hide from the public /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Only one of us is an International Disc Golf Celebrity. The other guy is my chauffer and sparring partner.

Only one of us is an International Disc Golf Celebrity. The other guy is my chauffer and sparring partner.



so if you tally the scores from the 4 events so far, who has the better total score -- you or your "sparring partner" ? :eek: :D

That's actually a tough question to answer in light of the scoring "irregularities" from the Crack Bowl in which my opponent bogarted the card the whole round. In the three events from which we have accurate scores I'm ahead by 12 strokes.

Yawn.

I knew Hawk would win. I just wasn't sure how large the whoopin' would be.

Yawn.

I knew Hawk would win. I just wasn't sure how large the whoopin' would be.



Thanks fan.

looks like it was a spankin'

What is the overall stroke total for all events this year.

looks like it was a spankin'



You expected anything less?


What is the overall stroke total for all events this year.


Count three posts up from yours. I know you're not used to counting that high you big studly deuce making pro you.

sorry Hawk, was distracted by your avatar.

first off, total strokes have absoloutely nothing to do with the bet.

second, since you incorrectly totaled your score at druid, you will just have to accept the penalty strokes as that is part of the game. i shot 88 to your 98. so subtracting that from the total gives us the accurate total. hawk is leading by 2 inconsequential strokes.

he lucked out i had an off day. but this week i will be taking the lead back. i am also going to rectify my "wardrobe malfunction" which caused me to have to cut open a new innova knit hat as a neck.face gaiter by buying an actual underarmour one.

<font color="red"> Your Disc Golf Hero: </font> 112
<font color="green"> my opponent: </font> 121




Sadly, both of those scores were good enough to place in the "plastic" for the Masters Amatuer group for which you two were registered.

Your winnings were graciously donated for the Safehome of Hanover!

However, you need to track down the totals to update the tiebreaker values. Given that things are currently in a "dead" heat, it may come to that!

we ditched the tiebraker. if tied at year end we will be playing it off a pohick in december. if tied at the end of the event i assume we will start at one and playoff until we have a winner.

Depending on weather Round V may have to be postponed to a later event. Bad weather resulting in work disruption might drag me into the office on Saturday. We'll know more on Wednesday. My opponent is like a guy on death row thinking the governor may be calling at any minute.

A five hour round without a break for fast food and soda is my personal version of Survivor. I've been voted off the island.
My opponent is like a guy on death roe thinking the governor may be calling at any minute.

Two of your best lines! We all know who the winner is.

Two of your best lines! We all know who the winner is.



Thanks fan.

hawk already has his excuses brewing for saturday. good move on your part!

if this bet was who could talk the talk, hawk would win. unfortunately, i am 1-0 in bets against hawk, and will be 2-0 after this one. that's walking the walk.

I think an excuse would be for poor play vs. my announcement that I may be unable to attend due to work obligations.

The only walking I've seen you do was that long lonely stroll to the port-a-potty on Saturday pre-beating. Apparently you didn't get everything out of you as your effort was rather crappy. I don't know if you want to classify that stumbling/thrashing around you did during the event as walking.

Well the ice came, and the road guys decided to sleep from 2200 last night till 0400 this morning, so my 100+ trucks aren't out doing their thing today. I'll be in here working for the fine citizens on Saturday.

Somewhere my opponent sighs in relief that he can postpone the inevitable a little longer.

Next showdown will probably be the Loriella Challenge the first weekend in March.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO on snow

that's a pretty weak excuse hawk. you ASSURED me that your guys had plenty of chemicals and the weather would not stop you. i guess your alot like the post office these days.

"dude, i'm not going out in that! i'm a government worker with tons of leave. i'll see you in a few days..."

so hawk postpones his disc golf lesson at the rock. i think as a makeup you need to play the rumble in may.

Us government workers were in the building at the opening of business. It was the private sector contractors we employ that couldn't get their drivers to show up and roll the trucks. Well some of us government workers were in the building.

I don't see the connection of missing a Rockburn/Patapsco Z Tour with then having to play two rounds at Rockburn...again your home course.

do i really have a home course? aren't i more of a NOMAD?

oh well, that's ok. if playing rockburn is too scary for you, don't play. no problemo. i'll track you down and beat you elsewhere. but remember if you don't get to fifteen events and i do, you lose! right?

"There must be at least 15 head to head meetings for the bet to be official. In the event that 15 head to head battles fail to occur the bet is cancelled and the player who participates in the fewer events is open to endless ridicule." - Hawk Corrick 12/30/06 (in the first post of this thread.)

I'll have no problem playing 15 events. Who played more events last year? I believe that would have been me 28 events to your 23. I figure I'm likely to hit more than 15 PDGA events alone this year in my dual capacity as PDGA posterboy/retiring disc golf hero. So you shouldn't confuse the number of events one of us plays with the number of head to head events i.e. 15 we need to play against one another to make my eventual victory official. The only thing that means is I'll have to keep playing in some events after I get to eight wins first just to certify victory, though it might be tempting to win eight and then retire just so you twist in the wind like the hot air ballon you are. Or I could get to eight wins and then just play enough, and not try so you can lose 8-7 and we all laugh at you as you try to rationalize "how close it was."

good luck with that. you may want ot focus on ACTUALLY winning 8 events. from the looks of things it will likely be closer than you care to admit.
i know if i get to 8 you will likely retire at that point so i can't pile on any more victories!

i know if i get to 8...



Now that made me laugh.

Devestated by my inability to attend tomorrow's Nomads Z Tour/Maryland USDGC Represenative qualifier my opponent has rescheduled the event. This certainly wouldn't be motivated by my opponent's desire to be able to have half a tourney on his home course that could count in the bet now would it? Hmmm...

certainly it had nothing to do with both parks being closed and my inability to hike in a sufficient number of donuts from the road?

By far the most entertaining thread on the MB!

I actually look forward to coming in on monday and getting the update!

certainly it had nothing to do with both parks being closed and my inability to hike in a sufficient number of donuts from the road?



True Nomads never let such arbitrary things as public closures and the difficulty of food transportation stop them. You're fortunate to be O.N. otherwise I might have to reconsider your membership.

Just think this time next month I'll be up 4-2.

Ready to support one of those ratings based events you've been railing about on the board? Do i smell fear? From the man who punked us at this event a couple years ago? and won the screamer last fall? You'll see me there if you are man enough to show up.

certainly it had nothing to do with both parks being closed and my inability to hike in a sufficient number of donuts from the road?



a solid dozen before the first round does the body good, right?

you have no idea.

What is this ratings based event you are babbling about?

the fraud leap. you know, the one that the girl beat you in a few years back. :D

Well to be fair she beat everyone. I did manage to come in thirdish.

Curious that you are promoting this. It wouldn't have anything to do with the obvious advantage this course gives you?

Isn't this where The King taught you to play? Hmmm...

Don't you have a 3-1*-1 record against me there comparing scores from when we've been there in sanctioned competition and playing from the same tees? Hmmm...

*One stroke margin of victory.

so you are basically saying you are scared to play because you suck so bad you can't play on a course that is almost ball golf open? wow!

i might remind you that you are undefeated vs. me in feb.

also i think it is ludicrous to bring up past records more than a year ago. obviously you have progressed as a player since the days i would regularly beat you down, if we only look at the last year i believe you are 1-0 against me at seneca, and you also have a pdga victory in your division at another event there.

also i think it is ludicrous to bring up past records more than a year ago. obviously you have progressed as a player since the days i would regularly beat you down, if we only look at the last year i believe you are 1-0 against me at seneca, and you also have a pdga victory in your division at another event there.



This is why you're an idiot. My 1-0 record against you at Seneca over the past year would be that crushing one stroke win. Also please find for me this PDGA victory you claim I have at Seneca. I'm unaware of it, and I suspect I would have been there for it. All of that aside I owe it to my fans not to back down to you at this point. So I accept the gauntlet you have throw down, pick it up, and toss it nonchalantly back at you. That's how I roll as Your Disc Golf Hero. (http://holgys-homepage.de/batman4.jpg)

ok, maybe the screamer wasn't pdga, yet it was still a win. and were you not 13-6-1 head to head against me last year? i appear to be the huge underdog. especially since i usually have bad days at seneca.

Translation in red courtesy of the U.N.


ok, maybe the screamer wasn't pdga, <font color="red">Okay the Screamer was a Z tier</font> yet it was still a win. <font color="red">win in the bottom third ratings division in which you were a huge favorite against a weak field where you narrowly scratched out a playoff win against some no name. </font> and were you not 13-6-1 head to head against me last year? <font color="red">and didn't you slap me around so bad last season that even though I won the bet I demanded a rematch to try and show that I'm not a complete Load? </font> i appear to be the huge underdog. <font color="red">I am huge. Can I really slog my way around Seneca twice? I got crushed by you playing just 27 holes already this month. </font> especially since i usually have bad days at seneca. <font color="red">Especially since I suck and you are a better player I must try and get you to play courses where I have an advantage with my game. </font>



If my opponent fails to steal a win here, we might get an early concession speech. That way the crushing cavalcade of March defeats will sting a little less.

Has anyone else noticed that my opponent appears to be bragging about being tied with me in his signature? What does that say about his confidence at this point? Is this really as good as he expects he'll be able to do? I guess he's already faced the reality of what he's up against.

just keeping it out front that your sweep never materialized.

Way to totally lower the bar for yourself. What's next...updating your pastry intake vs. mine?