In my opinion, here are the 10 funniest people in here, in no order.

I wanna see where I stand!

I am the funniest, punk

Classic Lines of each nominee

1. MTL - pretty much my entire thread
2. Hysell - "keep arguing with me, it helps raise my post count"
3. Heeren - "My rating had to go down"
4. Hawk - pretty much his entire thread
5. cuTT - too many to mention - just realize that just b/c it ain't cuTT you see, don't mean it ain't cuTT
6. real - (about Cam Todd) "less angry, more clown"
7. friZZak - the thread about thier van dieing - CLASSIC!
8 - Dirty D - ask Weedfish
9 - Mark Atwood - Sandalman sucks!
10. Friar - (in response to the thread about disc golf in prison) "my cell block's rated higher than yours"

I am the funniest, punk



I voted for you.

Awww, somebody likes me.

at least someone does

what about Kevin McCoy is has posted some of the funniest and outragous things

MTL, you must be really bored.

I voted for Heeren. In his prime he was on here a ton and like Schwebby revived long dead threads just to make funny comments about them. He also was on all different types of threads, from ratings, to boasts(where he posted a lot), to the Guru vs. Southwick MSDGC thread, to equiptment. And on each of these his comments were often irrelevant and off topic. Exactly why I voted for him!

I voted for Heeren. In his prime he was on here a ton and like Schwebby revived long dead threads just to make funny comments about them. He also was on all different types of threads, from ratings, to boasts(where he posted a lot), to the Guru vs. Southwick MSDGC thread, to equiptment. And on each of these his comments were often irrelevant and off topic. Exactly why I voted for him!


I second that! McCoy was hilarious, but some of his stuff was kind of weird and hard to understand...

this shouldn't even be a competition... how can any one person hope to be victorious in a baTTle against 4 FRIzzAKS?

TT will prevail

i have to go with McCain/McCoy.

McCain for his dry and cynical humor.

McCoy for his mad lyrics and who else has their own action figure?

none of the above

My vote is winning, Go Hawk

none of the above



oooooo.

i forgot about matchu. he is definately not the funniest. :D

I was sitting quietly at home today when the phone rang. It was a noted message bored poster who speaks with a lisp:

Hawk: Hello?
Bixby: I'm not on the wist!
H: Who is this?
B: It's Bixby.
H: The pansy from the message bored?
B: I prefer to think of it as a progressive alternative lifestyle.
H: Uh huh. What's a wist?
B: The wist of funniest posters.
H: Well you're not funny.
B: I'm hilarious.
H: Well not really, and that's probably why you didn't make the cut. Do you really see a group of slacking discers really enjoying your homoerotic ramblings?
B: It's just because I'm different.
H: And not funny.
B: Will you massage me? I'm so upset.
H: Ummmmm...no.
B: But I'm so angry I could tear up my leaf scrapbook.
H: You're upset?! I'm facing a run-off with Hysell.
B: Yummmmm...Chris is soooo hot!
H: Really? Is it the voice or the sleeveless shirts?
B: It's the whole package, and I do mean package.
H: I mean shouldn't you have some muscular definition to go sleeveless?
B: I like any man who is partially disrobed.
H: This call is really starting to creep me out.
B: Hey it's only costing you $3.99 a minute.
H: It's what?!? You called me.
B: Yes, but I also run a man to man chatline that reverses the charges.
H: Great. I'm going to hang up now.
B: I've heard you're well hung.
H: Okay really I'm out of this.
B: I've been out for a long time. It's very freeing.
H: I think you should think about some restraint.
B: Ohhhhh tie me up daddy.
H: I...uh....hmmmm...
B: Are you moaning also?
H: No I'm trying to decide if I should just rudely hang up.
B: I'm touching myself right...
Click.

Definitely outrageous, and it's 40% right now. But if its any consolation to you, I think you're funny about 50% of the time /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I voted (http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/2537/ivoted3ja.jpg) (<-nsfw) for you Hawk.
(psst. It's down to 38%)
(oops. It seem DV already broke the bad news)

I used to be funny.
Now, I'm just annoying.

I voted for myself, I think it's funny that I even have more than 1 vote! :D

nina fi fo tree or whatever

you gotta add more names to your list. there are more highly entertaining people than just the few on your survey MTL. make it a fair trial!!

I voted for Hawk. I'm only funny when I'm not being bitter.

Of course, I'm only bitter when I'm not feeling funny.

McCoy, McCaine, and Schweb being left over the list is a travesty.

I'm sure I wouldn't get any votes from Kansas guy ;) but I would like to use this thread to congradulate a couple of Kansas folk for something so wonderful.

Love is such a wonderful thing and when you find that special someone in your life its key that you grab them and hang on to them for dear life. With the world as my witness I want to give a toast to two helluva guys who came out of the closet to pronounce their love for one another and become LIFE PARTNERS! :D World I want to give my best wishes to Mr McCabe and Mr Schiitty for their brave descion to come out and not be afraid to confess their love for one another.

I know you guys will run into oposition of your declaration of love for one another, as Kansas is such a conservitive REPUBLICAN state. Just remember that you have each other and thats all that matters.

Come on everyone lets give the happy couple a few words of advice to make sure they have a wonderful life together.

I wonder who is the PITCHER and who is the CATCHER! You guys are so cute like Bert and Ernie. I came accross this photo of the two lovebirds on their wedding night. :D
http://www.davidclement.com/dc-graphics/BertInErnieC.jpg

CONGRATS MR &amp; MR McSchiity :D

:D:D:D:D:D

and that is why. :)

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Kev gets my vote.......

How do you handle these everyday situations?...I like pissing on people, I mean pissing people off /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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I walk back out the door...I'm a man, so the world is my urinal...I can always find a tree :D Great link, though, wish I could drag the address outta that

Hey look everyone Kevin is back, Hey I'm surprised you have found time in your busy "licking Coda's Balls" schedule to post.

Hey look everyone Kevin is back, Hey I'm surprised you have found time in your busy "licking Coda's Balls" schedule to post.



****!!! That wasn't nice E-mac.

Hey look everyone Kevin is back, Hey I'm surprised you have found time in your busy "licking Coda's Balls" schedule to post.



****!!! That wasn't nice E-mac.



Yet, you still laughed.

I didn't say it wasn't funny. :D

McCoy, its real nice to have you on team Innova, You represent them well, now get back to Coda's balls

Thanks,
Da Tank in yo *****

ps. i think your just upset cause Smitty didnt ask you first, He prefers bald heads, not she-male ponytails

Easy now, it's an Okie Mullet.

So why am I getting votes? I hardly ever post anymore so all the newbies don't even know me. It must be my old fans coming out of the woodwork. I feel so special.

I voted for you Chris

Me too.

I am funnier than anybody but The Lung. He is the funniest mofo hands down (his own pants)

I also voted for Mr. Hysell.

In addition to the wit and wisdom he shares with us, his silly mug, haircut, pumpkin head and redneck draw are enough to crack you up.

Come on everyone lets give the happy couple a few words of advice to make sure they have a wonderful life together.




Yes DicCoy, I agree, congrads emac and smitty, for being good people. At least I won't have to worry about them screwing my wife!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Kansas guys need to get a life. :o

Don't take life so seriously, no one gets out alive. :D

Why cant we all just get along....Where is the Love (on MTL's back) :eek: :eek:

I do 0 times but yes, it helps tremendously to be baked the entire round and anyone who is baked during the round is cheating! My rating would go up 20 points if I did the same thing . . . . :D



This is why I voted for Chris.

Go TCU and UCLA

Bixby, the funniest by far.

HAWK is the man!