Feb 04 2005, 11:09 PM
Hi all! Just thought I�d put in my two cents worth on the subject of throwing techniques. I suspect throwing is as individualized as how much cr�me fraiche one likes on top of their macchiato but I think we can always learn a thing or two from other players and there�s nothing I think is more beneficial to me than the opportunity to study the form of the chaps I play with!
I strongly believe finishing position is everything and that you can try lots of different positions but it�s how you finish that really counts! To that end, I like to practice throwing while inside a gazebo my roommate made for our enjoyment for summer days in our backyard. I find that the tight quarters of the gazebo ingrain in my throws the propensity for a nice tight finishing position which as we all know is where the real distance comes in. I prefer what I term the �feline position� as I like to start my throws from a crouching position and then spring forward like a tigress to achieve maximum footage.
I like to work up different drills that I can perform at home that I feel will ultimately aid my accuracy needs out on the course. One of my favorite drills is to stand on one side of my great room and gently toss a disc into an empty pizza box held up by my roommate � this is a great drill for accuracy and can also really create a sense of bonding with your partner. Remember: Gently toss the disc as brute strength can be as much of a turnoff as overpowering aftershave. We also like to go for long walks along the beach as I believe the real power on those long drives comes from leg strength and those walks really build up both stamina and strength. Don�t get discouraged if you don�t make it any further than the first sand dune you happen upon�with more walks you�ll build up your willpower and that will be reflected in the quality of your game eventually. Even if the walks don't add distance, never miss an opportunity for a beautiful sunset...many are the times I have been out on a course on a late summer's eve and my partner and I will just stop what we're doing and take in the beauty of it all.
I hope this post didn�t come off as too showy or �know it all�: Certainly the group members here at the board have their own favorite methods for improving their game and they probably have better advice to impart than I do, but I guess my love of the sport drives me to always be seeking perfection in both myself and my play partners. I recall one such chap with whom I had a parting of the ways said I could be very hard on people. I didn�t think I was, but I recall in couples counseling we talked about how you have to really listen to what your partner is telling you and � whether you think they�re right or not � that is what your partner is feeling and you have to acknowledge that. I learned that lesson a little too late to save that relationship but if I were to happen upon that person again �whether it be during the middle of a match or even antiquing � I would give them a warm embrace and say: �Now I understand where you were coming from, and I acknowledge those feelings��
A final thought: There�s nothing I think is more helpful to me than either before a match or even post match, just curling up with a fresh bottle of water to hydrate myself and just take in the form of some of the chaps playing at my local course. That is where the real learning about good form comes! Even a bad player with good form has something to teach you. Try this sometime: Create a nice comfortable place for yourself, lay out a comfortable gingham sheet on a nice patch of grass and arm yourself with fresh water and perhaps a fruit salad and just enjoy the forms of the players�there are times I�ll do this and my mind will just drift away and I�ll even forget tee times!
Okay then, I�ll just open this up to the group now! Looking forward to hearing about your self-improvement methods and perhaps even some you have some helpful commentary on self-actualization techniques? I�ve used those when making particularly tricky souffl�s and found them to be very helpful! And don�t anyone try to get my special recipe for my cranberry and coconut souffl� � that is a secret I�ll take to my grave! Just kidding! I note the absence of a recipe exchange thread area here on the board: How many of my fellow disc golfers would like to see a recipe exchange area? Just include that in your throwing technique practice suggestions gang! A lovely weekend to all!

Feb 04 2005, 11:18 PM
PLEASE GO AWAY.

Archemike
Feb 04 2005, 11:41 PM
OMG :eek:

Feb 05 2005, 12:08 AM
i hope all of this is a joke, its just so stupid

Rodney Gilmore
Feb 05 2005, 12:58 AM
Easy way to cure this nonsense. Click on his name. At the bottom of his profile is an "ignore user button". Click it. Bixby's gone. Now where's Merkin at...

Rodney Gilmore
Feb 05 2005, 01:04 AM
Now all his vaguely homosexual drivel just looks like "***you are ignoring this user***". My world is now a better place.

Feb 05 2005, 01:47 AM
Are you kidding me? This guy must put hours of work into these posts! I love em! These are hilarious...keep em coming!

(ps. you may be better recieved in the General forum.)

kingrat6931
Feb 05 2005, 09:58 AM
I AGREE! :D This Bixby guy may be sandwich short of a full picnic but it beats some of the drivel I've read on other threads. I can picture him with a bicycle helmet, crouching in his gazebo trying to putt a "doily putter" into a pizza box held by his obviously mentally challenged roomate! :p

Do we have a picture of Bixby? With or without the straight jacket would fine! :)

Feb 05 2005, 05:35 PM
Bixby, troll or not, your prose IS fun to read, but your paragraphs are a little long ( unlike mine :) )

Hard to believe you're from America's heartland. You sound very west coast to me.

Feb 06 2005, 03:30 AM
this giys is funny. NOT. hes annoying as hell. hes old and senile and belongs in a home

adogg187420
Feb 06 2005, 08:02 PM
LOL this guy is hilarious. Yeah its a joke and untrue, but its FUNNY. Actually its hilarious. If you are annoyed by his posts, just dont read them, its as simple as that.

Feb 06 2005, 08:06 PM
His posts are like eating candy corn each Halloween. You know you don't like it. But you see it and wonder, hmmm candy corn, candy that tastes like corn. Then you try it, and it's disgusting and your mad at yourself for trying it again.

That is how I feel everytime I read Bixby's posts.

Borrowed from the comedy of Lewis Black

Feb 07 2005, 12:21 AM
It isn't annoying, just...unsettling, I think it was intelligently written, kinda like Hannibal Lector (however you spell that fictional name).

Feb 07 2005, 04:32 AM
soo true
i hate that stuff, yet i always eat it

greenbeard
Feb 07 2005, 05:15 PM
http://webpages.charter.net/cptgreenbeard/wrapitup.gif

Feb 07 2005, 06:42 PM
HA HA HA HA HA

adogg187420
Feb 07 2005, 09:38 PM
I find that the tight quarters of the gazebo ingrain in my throws the propensity for a nice tight finishing position which as we all know is where the real distance comes in. I prefer what I term the �feline position� as I like to start my throws from a crouching position and then spring forward like a tigress to achieve maximum footage.




This has to be the funniest part. A "tigress"? LOL!

Feb 07 2005, 09:44 PM
I find that the tight quarters of the gazebo ingrain in my throws the propensity for a nice tight finishing position which as we all know is where the real distance comes in. I prefer what I term the �feline position� as I like to start my throws from a crouching position and then spring forward like a tigress to achieve maximum footage.




This has to be the funniest part. A "tigress"? LOL!



Yeah I was just going to post that. These posts are hilarious!

RAWR!!!

http://www.spankedassassin.com/archives/AR-1998-Tigress.jpg

(some people are really messed up!)

adogg187420
Feb 08 2005, 03:49 AM
ROTFLMFAO!!!

Feb 08 2005, 09:46 AM
Note to self: Beware of crouching tigress flinging Dragon. :D

Feb 08 2005, 07:26 PM
More greenbeard please! Phauckin Hilarious!!!

Feb 09 2005, 01:08 AM
You know I don't know what is more sad, the original reference to a tigress or the fact that Graham had a pic ready to show for it. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Feb 09 2005, 03:28 AM
You know I don't know what is more sad, the original reference to a tigress or the fact that Graham had a pic ready to show for it. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



I got a pic for EVERYTHING!

Here are some of my personal favorites...
http://home.satx.rr.com/claneva/itsnottoothpaste.jpg
http://victorjr.users.superford.org/pictures/various/owned/horn_up_***.jpg
http://victorjr.users.superford.org/pictures/various/owned/owned6.jpg
http://victorjr.users.superford.org/pictures/various/owned/sesamehomies.jpg http://victorjr.users.superford.org/pictures/various/owned/tattoopic.jpg
http://victorjr.users.superford.org/pictures/various/owned/thong-4.jpg

(sorry to all you 56k guys. Time to get broadband.)

Feb 09 2005, 02:14 PM
^^Haha. That sesame street one is kick [*****].

On topic: No wonder Bixby needs to wear a helmet. Head to toe spandex, ankle bracelets, and the feline throwing position would be ample justification for hucking your heaviest disc at his head.

Feb 09 2005, 05:07 PM
haha

Feb 09 2005, 06:55 PM
In reference to the baseball pic of Grahams... I know that pain all too well... fowl the ball of the plate and you get the pic you see there. Once nice thing about DG... no one is throwing projectiles at you as hard as they can... well unless you are Bixby then its probably like standing 50 feet in front of a driving range. :D

Feb 09 2005, 07:11 PM
Yo bixby, why you always gotta over drive the basket and end up 50 feet in the next tees fairway? :D

Feb 09 2005, 07:23 PM
Yo bixby, why you always gotta over drive the basket and end up 50 feet in the next tees fairway? :D


I am not sure if that is the problem of if its just that people intentionally tee off from a spot 50 feet from wherever the Bix man is. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

greenbeard
Feb 10 2005, 03:50 PM
More greenbeard please! Phauckin Hilarious!!!



http://webpages.charter.net/cptgreenbeard/feg.jpg

I made this one a few years ago

http://webpages.charter.net/cptgreenbeard/nutshot.gif

http://webpages.charter.net/cptgreenbeard/retard.jpg

I have tons more but theres alot of cussing in em

Feb 10 2005, 06:40 PM
what the heck is feg?

Feb 10 2005, 06:41 PM
Holy wow... Grunion returns. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Feb 10 2005, 06:43 PM
Yeah, turns out I actually have a fan club. Go figure. I did not know people found my posts humorous. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Feb 10 2005, 06:50 PM
Yeah, turns out I actually have a fan club. Go figure. I did not know people found my posts humorous. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


No no, Grunion... we weren't laughing with you... laughing at you. :D

Feb 10 2005, 07:06 PM
Thats the only way it should be. Keep on laughing cause its the best medicine you know. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

esalazar
Feb 10 2005, 08:09 PM
is this another freaky thread?

Feb 10 2005, 08:17 PM
Duh it's Dr. Bixby.

http://victorjr.users.superford.org/pictures/various/owned/ownedasiankidvaccination.jpg

Feb 11 2005, 12:24 PM
Dude......no freaking here. What thread did you come from? :confused:

Feb 11 2005, 02:21 PM
Welcome back Grunion....again :D

Feb 11 2005, 02:28 PM
well thank you. I have now been banned, banned again, re-instated, abondoned profile, accidentally deleted, and now re-instated again. What a journey. :eek:

Feb 11 2005, 04:28 PM
I have noticed.....your journey has been long and tedious. Maybe they will leave you alone now :)