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Jan 19 2005, 06:54 PM
<font color="red">TTRIM</font>

Jan 19 2005, 06:55 PM
********!!!

Jan 19 2005, 07:00 PM
Proof that TTrim is international and for all time
HERE (http://www.historic.irishcastles.com/trim.htm)

jefferson
Jan 19 2005, 07:02 PM
look closely and you can see the TT...

Jan 19 2005, 07:19 PM
sweet :D

bschweberger
Jan 19 2005, 07:20 PM
TToo HoTT

Jan 24 2005, 11:02 AM
TT Chef,
Buckhorn TThursday?

Jan 24 2005, 12:55 PM
or TThe Pro?

bschweberger
Jan 24 2005, 01:05 PM
possibiliTTy

MTL21676
Jan 24 2005, 05:35 PM
wow

bschweberger
Jan 24 2005, 06:51 PM
wow


What's that supposed to mean, you hairy mullet.

Jan 24 2005, 11:37 PM
buckhorn thurs will be fine, Pro gonna make it?

bschweberger
Jan 24 2005, 11:42 PM
buckhorn thurs will be fine, Pro gonna make it?


It is looking that way right now.

cuttas
Jan 25 2005, 12:42 PM
What about TThe GuTT?

Jan 25 2005, 03:10 PM
I don't know, he's been going to work all day lately.

bschweberger
Jan 25 2005, 08:44 PM
I don't know, he's been going to work all day lately.


Work is Overrated. Quit your job, Play Discgolf

Jan 25 2005, 09:40 PM
swearing deleted

bschweberger
Jan 25 2005, 10:03 PM
Bring it

jaxx
Jan 26 2005, 02:43 PM
i have early release thursday, i get out at 12, i was already going to buckhorn to get some practice when i saw this thread, what time are yall going out there?

bschweberger
Jan 26 2005, 02:59 PM
i have early release thursday, i get out at 12, i was already going to buckhorn to get some practice when i saw this thread, what time are yall going out there?


Prolly around NOON.

bschweberger
Jan 27 2005, 02:09 AM
See you boys around noon.

Jan 27 2005, 02:31 AM
Hey ********...

I can't get out there until about 1:15 or so, and I know there better be some peeps waitin' for me.

Cutt, Pick me up! Be home around 12:45

bschweberger
Jan 27 2005, 02:34 AM
holla if CuTT doesnt get the message.

cuttas
Jan 27 2005, 09:15 AM
Word!
I Be DaTT

bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 01:08 AM
How abouTT TThe halfpipe snowboarder TThaTT jusTT won gold in TThe X-Games --- AunTTi AuTTi. actual spelling also.

MTL21676
Feb 01 2005, 01:46 AM
a pot smoker with TT in it....NOOOOOO

bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 01:48 AM
WhaTT R U talking abouTT?

MTL21676
Feb 01 2005, 02:30 AM
snowboarders.....think about it

bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 02:47 AM
snowboarders.....think about it

Our sport gets stereotyped enuff about that sh it, you dont need to be saying the same kind of stuff about other sports.

Feb 01 2005, 03:50 AM
U see what happens when someone without TTrue REALness tries to post on this TThread...

bschweberger
Feb 01 2005, 11:52 AM
U see what happens when someone without TTrue REALness tries to post on this TThread...

TTo TTrue my Brutha.

scottknapp
Feb 04 2005, 01:42 AM
TThis is a great TThread!

Feb 04 2005, 01:51 AM
and your a great TD, dad, person, whatever

bschweberger
Feb 04 2005, 03:30 AM
TTD... :D ;)

Feb 04 2005, 07:01 PM
he goTT TThe unTTrue realness from his moTThers side.
it saddens me, she and i haven't spoken in years....
and still she haunts me

Feb 09 2005, 02:58 PM
TTo Whom iTT May Concern,
TThere will be a parTTy for TThe GreaTT bUMPs TThis weekend aTT TThe TTrim TTower, SaTT nighTT following TThe dominaTTion @ Buckhorn.
Implied InviTTaTTions: meaning if you have TTo ask your probably not inviTTed

Feb 09 2005, 03:45 PM
That's bIG sTunTs to some!

Feb 09 2005, 03:49 PM
Is Snoop coming.
We need an experienced driver.

Feb 10 2005, 12:02 AM
Is word out on you yet???

Feb 10 2005, 12:03 AM
Is Snoop coming.
We need an experienced driver.



I'm ridin' TTrue shoTTgun this time...on the hood ********!

Feb 10 2005, 10:01 AM
co-sign

friZZaks
Feb 10 2005, 11:16 AM
TTru friZZak fo'real

bschweberger
Feb 13 2005, 10:03 PM
TThe Pro Represented in Brooksville. Recognize ********.

Feb 14 2005, 12:51 PM
<font color="red">HAPPY B-DAY! </font>

jefferson
Feb 14 2005, 12:56 PM
yeah.... happy birfday b:tch (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=3731&from=ubbthreads&month=2&day=14&year=2005)

jefferson
Feb 14 2005, 12:58 PM
TThe Pro Represented in Brooksville. Recognize ********.

congraTTs again... why no 1st?

xterramatt
Feb 14 2005, 01:18 PM
one could ask you TThe same quesTTion... :eek:

had fun aTT TThe TT pad saTTurday. who will be coming to earlewood?

jefferson
Feb 14 2005, 01:34 PM
i don't make good decisions or easy putts when i have to... look at my tourney history, i have 2nd on lockdown.

ill be coming to earlewood, can't wait for some tourney rolls

eddie_ogburn
Feb 14 2005, 01:35 PM
one could ask you TThe same quesTTion... :eek:





I got lucky. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Feb 14 2005, 02:23 PM
Plans are in the works for a TTourney as well as a couple of other things, keep a look out. ExpecTT big sTTunTTs.
Happy B-day to bUMPs, your new <font color="red">car</font> (http://www.cars.com/features/mvp/audi/tt/images/ALMS_fs1_lr.jpg) is here.

scottknapp
Feb 14 2005, 05:00 PM
Happy Birthday bUMPs!

friZZaks
Feb 14 2005, 06:57 PM
skeet skeet skeet and a happy birthday Biiiiaaaatch,,,,

Feb 14 2005, 07:38 PM
Much love to all my peeps...and your ladies.

That is TTrue and REAL.

Feb 14 2005, 08:34 PM
Bumper stiltstien is a Valentino kid....Happy old man status Bumpers....you playin masters this weekend?

Feb 14 2005, 10:59 PM
TThe Pro,
when ju going to practice J-ville/Steed?

bschweberger
Feb 15 2005, 01:07 AM
TThe Pro,
when ju going to practice J-ville/Steed?

TThe Pro will be practicing on Friday around 10:30 am. Bring it CuTT.

flicknandkickn
Feb 15 2005, 01:23 AM
Happy B-day, BS!!! :)

Feb 15 2005, 11:44 PM
Bumpers....you playin masters this weekend?



I'll be playin' your [*****] all over the course ******...do I hear bets???

bschweberger
Feb 16 2005, 09:51 AM
Bumpers....you playin masters this weekend?



I'll be playin' your [*****] all over the course ******...do I hear bets???

dolla, dolla, 2 dolla.

Jake L
Feb 17 2005, 01:52 PM
This came about at buckhorn last weekend.

--------------

I've just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the TTrim weaver train
Driver take away my bogies of today
And leave tomorrow behind

(chorus)
Ooh TTrim weaver
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh TTrim weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light
Fly me high through the starry skies
Maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget todays pain
---------

bschweberger
Feb 17 2005, 01:57 PM
Sounds like a # 1 HiTT

cuttas
Feb 17 2005, 02:10 PM
Re-mix
Poppin Colla's and TTrim Weaving

bschweberger
Feb 17 2005, 02:12 PM
Re-mix
Poppin Colla's and TTrim Weaving

Fo sheezy my neezy

Jake L
Feb 17 2005, 02:12 PM
This game is 80% mental,

20% colla' popin'

20% hat.

Feb 17 2005, 05:06 PM
and 100% RED!!!

bschweberger
Feb 17 2005, 05:11 PM
If it aint RED then it aint REAL.

Feb 17 2005, 05:11 PM
60% of the time, it works everytime

Feb 17 2005, 05:17 PM
TTrimin' off the fat
so I can skim the surface
droppin' jewels and poppin' fools
is no longer my purpose
what's worse is
that I'm the daily grind
with no time for these rhymes
that I left behind
call it a crime
when I start cram-packin' the pipe
but it's a dime
when I finish jam-jackin' the mic
ya'll gotta bite
my flava just to get a little taste
of my fine dine and wine
while you still eatin' paste
cuz you a juvenille waste
of my time and breath
so lay your words down slowly
and accept lyrical death
you'll need some meth
and some coke to keep up with this
you the Boone's Farm of rap
and I'm a full bottle of Cris
go 'head and ****
in your pants while you hear this flow
and when you ready for your lesson
let a brotha know.

bschweberger
Feb 17 2005, 05:39 PM
WORD, what The RED just said.

Feb 17 2005, 07:25 PM
so glad to see flows back on the board......................later

Feb 21 2005, 03:37 AM
I think I tasted egg and cinnamon.

Jake L
Feb 21 2005, 03:54 PM
Check the name of this drug, and what it does.

RU-21 <font color="red"> RED </font> (http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/02/21/drunkremedy.shtml)

jefferson
Feb 21 2005, 04:33 PM
i want a case...

scottknapp
Feb 21 2005, 04:58 PM
I want 2 cases!

bschweberger
Feb 21 2005, 06:48 PM
Check the name of this drug, and what it does.

RU-21 <font color="red"> RED </font> (http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/02/21/drunkremedy.shtml)

Less actually does more, who wouldathunkit

Feb 21 2005, 11:13 PM
You guys have it all wrong...

All I want to know is RU-18? <font color="red"> RED </font>

Feb 21 2005, 11:16 PM
thats what i needed this week-end.

bschweberger
Feb 21 2005, 11:17 PM
thats what i needed this week-end.

Yeah you did Fluv.

friZZaks
Feb 22 2005, 10:03 AM
pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnttt.dribble dribble.

Feb 23 2005, 09:46 AM
Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in
popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of
the neck. Sure, your pink alligator POLO may look feminine to some, but not
to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others
may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You
preach of a world where it's okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "Why
can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open
an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all
know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one ... in your man
purse.

Feb 23 2005, 10:21 AM
MARCO

bschweberger
Feb 23 2005, 10:31 AM
POLO

Feb 23 2005, 01:43 PM
EDDIE

bschweberger
Feb 23 2005, 01:44 PM
MUNSTER

Jake L
Feb 23 2005, 01:46 PM
CHEESE

Feb 23 2005, 01:51 PM
WHIZ (http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/cheese/cheese.html)

bschweberger
Feb 23 2005, 01:55 PM
KID

jefferson
Feb 23 2005, 02:32 PM
CUTTIE

cuttas
Feb 23 2005, 02:33 PM
WHAT! (http://www.tye.ca/view.php?id=433)

bschweberger
Feb 23 2005, 04:48 PM
Yeahyyyyyyyaaaaa

friZZaks
Feb 23 2005, 05:58 PM
go to govan...follow the slow van.

bschweberger
Feb 23 2005, 08:37 PM
go to govan...follow the slow van.

If you goTTo Govan they will come.

flicknandkickn
Feb 23 2005, 09:33 PM
Man, that Lil' Jon pic is the FUNNIEST thing I've seen all week! :D ****!

Feb 23 2005, 09:53 PM
YEAH! (http://www.collegeslackers.com/index.php?act=home&pg=lil_jon)

friZZaks
Feb 23 2005, 10:15 PM
thats some funny stuff britney.

Feb 24 2005, 12:47 PM
PIZZA? (http://www.wkyc.com/video/player.aspx?aid=10443&amp;sid=30596&amp;bw=)

bschweberger
Feb 24 2005, 12:55 PM
That first punch was nasty, that preTTy much nocked him out.

Feb 24 2005, 12:59 PM
the funniest part is when the owner runs back behind the counter when ol boy came in.

and look at the big dude on the right acting like nothings going on.

friZZaks
Feb 24 2005, 06:53 PM
when there is a big guy in front of you yelling...............dont look down!

unless another friZZak is about to smoke em with a chair.

Feb 25 2005, 11:29 AM
Matisyahu (http://wimp.com/jewish/)

Feb 25 2005, 03:12 PM
The Hammer don't dissapoint!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scottknapp
Feb 25 2005, 04:45 PM
OFDA Monthly in J'Ville at Northeast Creek Park on March 6th. 11am tee time, $10 entry, $1 ace pool.

Feb 27 2005, 09:35 AM
clickidee clank (http://www.real-hiphop.com/rh2004-audiofiles/piggybank.wmv)

Feb 27 2005, 09:29 PM
ALduBBs and I are rolling to REALeigh tomorrow morning.

"We ain't got much but we rollin wit it."

Feb 27 2005, 10:46 PM
what time you playing zeb

Feb 28 2005, 11:17 AM
MAMA? (http://abum.com/?show_media=4674&file_type=Movies&file_id=duryanfeelsmom.wmv)

Plankeye
Feb 28 2005, 11:21 AM
It is a little wet and cold to come up and play zebulon.

bschweberger
Feb 28 2005, 03:07 PM
MAMA? (http://abum.com/?show_media=4674&file_type=Movies&file_id=duryanfeelsmom.wmv)

That was just WRONG... ;) :D

Mar 01 2005, 11:31 AM
clickidee clank (http://www.real-hiphop.com/rh2004-audiofiles/piggybank.wmv)



Game Over! (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1497589/20050228/50_cent.jhtml?headlines=true)

friZZaks
Mar 02 2005, 05:05 PM
foweel thun

kostar
Mar 02 2005, 11:00 PM
Wack *****

friZZaks
Mar 02 2005, 11:39 PM
hawar baak

Mar 04 2005, 10:57 AM
Congratulation Steve (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7087326/)

Mar 04 2005, 12:23 PM
It was really a no-brainer...I was way overqualified.

Bush didn't want to get TTrimed either. He knew he better recognize.

friZZaks
Mar 07 2005, 09:23 PM
****......
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6987935

bschweberger
Mar 07 2005, 11:24 PM
That is tooooo funny.

Mar 08 2005, 02:30 AM
so what's the official TTrim line-up for the Va team invitationals?

you just secured the no 2 lefty in the state, this evening.
its TT_mojo now, ********

bschweberger
Mar 08 2005, 08:14 AM
Word to Fluka's

Mar 08 2005, 02:41 PM
unfortunately TTator will be unable to attend the team invitational as well, at least BS and I ahve the excuse of working. Looks like the Fr Fr Fr Frizzacks will be rounding out the team, do us proud men.

Mar 08 2005, 04:02 PM
allright!

teams:
TTrim
friZZak
and MOJO
an unstoppable alliance.

members:
Yahnica
cuTT
special ED
Schweb
f.Luke
friZZak sjur?
friZZak Bard?
friZZak matt?
friZZak lefty?

whats the O-fficial lineup?

jefferson
Mar 08 2005, 04:34 PM
TThe Pro
Ijar
Sheff
Fluke
CuTT
Real-J
Monny

FriZZak - Bueno?
FriZZak - Cahill?

props to BS for effort in securing replacements for himself and others. we probably need to send our entry fees in and book some sort of lodging... where's the captain?

Mar 08 2005, 08:08 PM
Bueno - thats 2 lefties.
a la izquierda -puTTa (http://www.spanishdict.com/AS.cfm?e=puta).

cuttas
Mar 08 2005, 08:30 PM
We don't have to pay until we get there.


What about Bones?

bschweberger
Mar 08 2005, 09:01 PM
What up with NaTTron? His arse is goin on Probation. That is NOT TTrim at all.

Mar 09 2005, 01:05 AM
cahill and mucho buono are confirmed.

friZZaks
Mar 09 2005, 01:15 AM
ppppppprrrrrrrrrrtttttttt trizzak

Mar 09 2005, 01:31 AM
kaZZirTT tttttttrrrrrrrpppppppp

cuttas
Mar 09 2005, 10:01 AM
R.I.P (http://www.notoriousonline.com/)

scottknapp
Mar 09 2005, 11:24 AM
R.I.P (http://www.notoriousonline.com/)


Word!

bschweberger
Mar 09 2005, 12:04 PM
R.I.P (http://www.notoriousonline.com/)


Word!

WORD

Mar 09 2005, 12:40 PM
50 Cent & The Game have decided to lay their beef to rest & will make a
formal announcement at a press conference today (March 9) at the
Schomburg
Center For Research in Black Culture in NYC at 2:00 pm. "Game & I need
to
set an example in the community," 50 said today. "50 and I are proving
that real situations and real problems can be solved with real talk,"
Game
added.

For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=4163

R.I.P. CHRISTOPHER "NOTORIOUS B.I.G." WALLACE

jefferson
Mar 09 2005, 12:45 PM
50 Cent &amp; The Game have decided to lay their beef to rest &amp; will make a
formal announcement at a press conference today (March 9) at the
Schomburg
Center For Research in Black Culture in NYC at 2:00 pm. "Game &amp; I need
to
set an example in the community," 50 said today. "50 and I are proving
that real situations and real problems can be solved with real talk,"
Game
added.

For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=4163

R.I.P. CHRISTOPHER "NOTORIOUS B.I.G." WALLACE

real BOO...
what happened to the streets?

bschweberger
Mar 09 2005, 03:46 PM
50 Cent & The Game have decided to lay their beef to rest & will make a
formal announcement at a press conference today (March 9) at the
Schomburg
Center For Research in Black Culture in NYC at 2:00 pm. "Game & I need
to
set an example in the community," 50 said today. "50 and I are proving
that real situations and real problems can be solved with real talk,"
Game
added.

For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=4163

R.I.P. CHRISTOPHER "NOTORIOUS B.I.G." WALLACE

That is the TTrue WORD on da sTTreeTTs.

Mar 10 2005, 10:52 AM
Dance, White Boy, Dance! (http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html)

bschweberger
Mar 10 2005, 10:54 AM
Top 10 poster, it is now official.

friZZaks
Mar 10 2005, 10:59 AM
boy was dancin though....**** son...

bschweberger
Mar 10 2005, 03:41 PM
dancin away son.

friZZaks
Mar 11 2005, 10:59 AM
TTrue realness bedah get moe gas burnin. March Madness gonna b sick like the flu....ja knew.

friZZaks
Mar 11 2005, 11:15 AM
this kid can dance real nice.
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/4610/

friZZaks
Mar 11 2005, 11:27 AM
and 1 year later...........http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/13782/

Mar 11 2005, 09:02 PM
who shot ya? (http://s31.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2SSJ5KR34EC4H2B495UPEERKXW)

bschweberger
Mar 11 2005, 09:10 PM
Those kids did not want him going any where near another gun after that.

bschweberger
Mar 13 2005, 10:17 PM
There was a TTrim spoTTing at Cedar Hills 2 day.

MTL21676
Mar 13 2005, 10:29 PM
yeah on hole 2

Mar 13 2005, 10:48 PM
There was a TTrim spoTTing at Cedar Hills 2 day.



no pics??

bschweberger
Mar 13 2005, 10:49 PM
did not have a camera wit me.

Mar 14 2005, 12:14 AM
did not have a camera wit me.



how about a detailed description?

Mar 15 2005, 03:51 PM
F 50 (http://www.real-hiphop.com/rh2004-audiofiles/fuck50.wmv)

bschweberger
Mar 15 2005, 09:37 PM
F 50 (http://www.real-hiphop.com/rh2004-audiofiles/fuck50.wmv)

Dam that was f'ed up.

jebbeer
Mar 18 2005, 07:48 PM
Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in
popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of
the neck. Sure, your pink alligator POLO may look feminine to some, but not
to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others
may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You
preach of a world where it's okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "Why
can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open
an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all
know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one ... in your man
purse.


I don't know where you got this but it appeared in The East Carolinian, ECU's student paper. You been hangin around campus Cutt?

MTL21676
Mar 18 2005, 11:40 PM
Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in
popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of
the neck. Sure, your pink alligator POLO may look feminine to some, but not
to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others
may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You
preach of a world where it's okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "Why
can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open
an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all
know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one ... in your man
purse.


I don't know where you got this but it appeared in The East Carolinian, ECU's student paper. You been hangin around campus Cutt?



It's just one of those things.....I saw it on someone's AIM profile weeks before I saw it in The East Carolinian

Mar 22 2005, 01:48 PM
SANTA BARBARA, CA�During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.


"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who�or what�has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

According to Holbrooke, Jackson's corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.

"We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA," Holbrooke said. "But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we'd uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake."

Holbrooke said that, although the corpse was in an advanced stage of decomposition, when investigators compared the body to early-career publicity photos of Jackson, they saw a striking resemblance in bone structure and facial features. But when they compared the body to photos taken after 1987, the resemblance was negligible.

"This discovery raises a lot of questions, but it also sheds light on a number of disturbing incidents," Holbrooke said. "Frankly, Jackson had been acting pretty strange."


Above: Investigators move Jackson's body, found buried at Neverland Ranch (above).
Forensic experts and music critics are postulating that Jackson was dead before the release of the multi-platinum album Bad. Detectives are currently analyzing the lyrics to "Man In The Mirror" for any clues relating to a look-alike entity that many suspect murdered the youngest member of the Jackson 5 and assumed his identity.

"We believe that Neverland served as some sort of freakishly whimsical tomb constructed by Jackson's killer," Holbrooke said. "We also suspect that all of the iniquities that occurred on that ranch were the work of the imposter. I wouldn't have ever thought it possible, but we are looking at a situation where the sexual abuse of a 13-year-old cancer patient is the tip of the iceberg."

Holbrooke said that, while the living Jackson is the leading suspect in the murder investigation, he "could be another victim of some sort."

"Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with," Holbrooke said.

A member of the investigative team that discovered Jackson's body described the experience as "otherworldly."

"As we neared the perimeter of Neverland, the dogs started whining and howling like crazy," Santa Barbara County detective Frank Poeller said. "We had to pull them into the house. When we got to Jackson's bedroom, one of them almost choked himself to death on his leash trying to get out through the window. Minutes later, the same dog led us to the corpse."

A representative from Jackson's self-created label, MJJ Productions, said he was not surprised to find out that the current Jackson is an imposter.

"When we were recording 'Heal The World' for Dangerous, I could tell something was terribly, terribly wrong," MJJ manager Luke Allard said. "Michael didn't seem like himself anymore. He'd demand bizarre food and sit for hours in a hyperbaric chamber. His appearance began to become more and more peculiar. Soon afterwards, he started wearing a mask and confiding in a chimpanzee."

"I remember thinking, 'This man has become a monster,'" Allard said. "If only I'd known how right I was."


Above: The creature that claims to be Michael Jackson.
Allard said he thinks that the imposter broke ties with Jackson's former friends and surrounded himself with children who were too young to notice the radical change.

Vanity Fair reporter Beth Pither visited Neverland in 1994.

"A strangely fearful staff member led me to Jackson, but ran off before I opened the door," Pither said. "Standing there with my hand on an ice-cold doorknob, I heard strange, unnatural sounds�leathery wings flapping, a sorrowful wail, and loud hissing. A wave of dread passed through me as I opened the door, but all I found was Michael and some kids in pajamas eating ice cream and watching 101 Dalmatians."

While their claims have not been corroborated, other Neverland visitors have reported that when when Jackson entered a room, lights flickered, faucets ran blood-red, and screams escaped from the walls.

To aid in the investigation, the FBI enlisted Dr. Richard Weingarden, a noted expert on the paranormal from UC Santa Barbara. After only two hours, Weingarden abandoned the project.

"The smell of sulfur, the decaying facial features, the bizarrely high-pitched voice�it sounds exactly like..." Weingarden said, trailing off. "I'm sure it's nothing. Not a big deal. Nothing to be terrified about, certainly. I have to go. I've got a family."

Thomas Sneddon, the prosecutor in Jackson's child-molestation lawsuit, said it remains to be seen how the shocking discovery will affect the trial.

Megan Gustafson, who left her post as president of the Akron, OH Michael Jackson Fan Club after the singer was accused of molestation, offered a positive view of the grisly revelation.

"This is very disturbing news," Gustafson said. "But to be honest, it's kind of a relief too. Thriller and Off The Wall are really amazing records. Now I can pull them out of my 'ruined by child abuse' storage bin and start listening to them again."

eddie_ogburn
Mar 22 2005, 03:36 PM
Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter Upper. You, bedecked in
popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of
the neck. Sure, your pink alligator POLO may look feminine to some, but not
to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others
may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You
preach of a world where it's okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "Why
can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open
an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all
know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one ... in your man
purse.


I don't know where you got this but it appeared in The East Carolinian, ECU's student paper. You been hangin around campus Cutt?



Its a bud light commercial on the radio.

Mar 23 2005, 09:29 PM
where the hell did you find this?
In thought it was breaking news for about three sentences.

ten days to the castle, the house that TTrim built

bschweberger
Mar 23 2005, 09:37 PM
One day I will play this TTourney, buTT until that day TT will represent.

teamtrim
Mar 23 2005, 09:42 PM
Tru daT!

Mar 23 2005, 10:50 PM
promises, promises

guy thinks cause he ties the course record (w/ a 5 on 17)
he's big timeand be a no show,

that's BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

bschweberger
Mar 23 2005, 11:38 PM
promises, promises

guy thinks cause he ties the course record (w/ a 5 on 17)
he's big timeand be a no show,

that's BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Show me da money, and ju know I am there.

ANHYZER
Mar 23 2005, 11:44 PM
Word!

bschweberger
Mar 23 2005, 11:47 PM
Even TThe DirTTy One knows iTT.

ANHYZER
Mar 23 2005, 11:49 PM
Fo shizzle http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/Drunk.sml.gif

bschweberger
Mar 23 2005, 11:50 PM
Fo shizzle http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/Drunk.sml.gif

Dats a boTTle of Evan I take it.

Mar 24 2005, 12:04 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMM.......................evan(droool drooool)

Mar 24 2005, 01:09 AM
What happened Dirty...I started the thread you asked for, and you still a no-show. I need someone new to battle...Nina is too easy.

rickb
Mar 24 2005, 01:26 AM
*****

I heard someone had a first run <font color="red">RED </font> CE Donkey for trade on this thread. Turns out it's just a bunch of symbols like those on my truck windows.

DamiTT anyhow.

MTL21676
Mar 24 2005, 02:17 PM
I'm pumped for some azeala and for hanging out at cuTT's!

bschweberger
Mar 24 2005, 05:24 PM
You will get TT'd, if you stay at CuTT's

Mar 24 2005, 05:54 PM
guaran...
TTeed

bschweberger
Mar 24 2005, 06:31 PM
asleep or not passed out or not.

cuttas
Mar 24 2005, 08:28 PM
Someone will get TTagged!!

Mar 24 2005, 09:00 PM
hey boys contact diamond dave and tell his arse to come play the azalea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

friZZaks
Mar 24 2005, 09:08 PM
I predict some ZZ's while someone is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

cuttas
Mar 24 2005, 09:39 PM
I thought he was coming?
Grab him and throw him in the Spinnaprise...

bschweberger
Mar 24 2005, 10:11 PM
I predict some ZZ's while someone is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

And they might be going on tiZZle.

Mar 24 2005, 10:48 PM
mabey he is....i will call that ***** tommorrow

bschweberger
Mar 25 2005, 12:16 AM
mabey he is....i will call that ***** tommorrow

Which personality will be talking through his *****. :o:eek:

friZZaks
Mar 25 2005, 02:38 AM
ed where those TZZT forehead pics at?????????????

highest rating to ever get TZ

ANHYZER
Mar 25 2005, 02:52 AM
What happened Dirty...I started the thread you asked for, and you still a no-show. I need someone new to battle...Nina is too easy.



Spoonie took my place while I was on tour...I'll be back in that ****** soon http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/smiley_aaxs.gif

ANHYZER
Mar 25 2005, 02:56 AM
Fo shizzle http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/Drunk.sml.gif

Dats a boTTle of Evan I take it.



Ju know it http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/friday.sml.gif

bschweberger
Mar 25 2005, 10:19 AM
Now dey be drinkin Heinies.

Mar 26 2005, 09:48 PM
Friday March 25, 2005 10:00 PM ET
Britney Spears and her husband of seven months, Kevin Federline, are expecting a baby, Star can exclusively and definitively reveal!

The 23-year-old singer is three-months pregnant, according to sources close to the couple, and an official announcement confirming the happy news is expected to be released this weekend.

Sources say Britney has canceled all her future work engagements and is busy preparing for her new job - motherhood - when the baby arrives this fall.

Brit's made no secret of her desire to start a family since her marriage to Kevin Federline on Sept. 18 last year. Less than a month after the wedding, Britney was telling fans on her Web site, britneyspears.com, how she longed for a baby, saying, "Being married is GREAT and I can't wait to start my family!" Now it looks like her dream has finally come true.

A source close to the couple tells Star that Britney is already reading "What to Expect When You're Expecting," an advice manual for expectant moms by pregnancy and childcare writer Heidi Murkoff, and is eating for two with double helpings of everything.

"Brit is totally focused on being a mom," says the source. "She says it's the most important thing she's ever done in her life. From now until the baby comes, she says she's not going to do anything more strenuous than eat for two!"

Father-to-be Kevin, 27, already has two children by his ex, Moesha star Shar Jackson - Kori, 2, and Kaleb, 8 months.

"He calls Brit 'my lady-in-waiting,'" says the source. "Kevin knows he's not going to get a moment's peace from now until the baby comes. He says what he really enjoys about her pregnancy is chugging beers and telling Brit 'You can't have one!'"

Another source close to the couple says although the Britney and Kevin are keeping the pregnancy a secret, they're not fooling their friends and family. "Kevin's been acting funny," says the source. "But he won't explain why. Britney and Kevin have been planning how they would handle this if they found out she was pregnant - they'd keep it to themselves until she was at least three months along."

The week before her momentous announcement was expected, Britney was taking it easy, relaxing in Santa Monica's luxury beach hotel Le Merigot, where she's staying with Kevin for two weeks while their $7-million Malibu home is renovated.

MTL21676
Mar 28 2005, 01:41 AM
congrats briTT!

see you at cuTT's!

bschweberger
Mar 28 2005, 04:20 PM
BriTT is gonna be TT'n that gourd of yours.

Mar 29 2005, 12:02 AM
robert one word of advice for this week-end............................
DON'T F*CKIN SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MTL21676
Mar 29 2005, 01:17 AM
robert one word of advice for this week-end............................
DON'T F*CKIN SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




LOL

bschweberger
Mar 29 2005, 08:50 AM
fo Reel

Mar 29 2005, 03:32 PM
if I were you, thakn god I'm not,
I would invest in some sort of face cleaning creme before you come to town.

Mar 29 2005, 04:03 PM
robert one word of advice for this week-end............................
DON'T F*CKIN SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.mindspring.com/~goheels/mtlpink.jpg

Mar 29 2005, 04:21 PM
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/mychange.html

bschweberger
Mar 29 2005, 09:58 PM
that liTTle kid has got a mouTTh on him. His parents should be Real Proud.

MTL21676
Mar 29 2005, 10:07 PM
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/mychange.html




fake

bschweberger
Mar 29 2005, 10:14 PM
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/mychange.html




fake

Whatever Tizzle.

Mar 29 2005, 10:55 PM
his mother and i are very proud

bschweberger
Mar 29 2005, 11:12 PM
Word to the Messiah.

brianberman
Mar 30 2005, 01:07 PM
who is his mother?

bschweberger
Mar 30 2005, 02:35 PM
who is his mother?

The Messiah's former acquaintence. :eek: :D

Mar 30 2005, 03:04 PM
who is his mother?

The Messiah's former acquaintence. :eek: :D



the MISSiah

bschweberger
Mar 30 2005, 03:24 PM
Chicky with sticky

friZZaks
Mar 30 2005, 08:49 PM
fall sleepy-time sandman and ya might blink some eyeballs in the morn...

Mar 30 2005, 09:38 PM
Pimpin aint easy.... (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=karatechop.wmv)

brianberman
Mar 30 2005, 09:38 PM
You coming to WilmingTTon?

Mar 30 2005, 10:08 PM
That was bunk...cracked out pimp gets a forearm.....where's another pizza fight?????????

cuttas
Mar 30 2005, 10:10 PM
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic349.htm

Mar 30 2005, 10:13 PM
TThat was bunk too....it even came with some good spyware shiTTTTTTTTTTTT.....encore ????

JLee
Mar 30 2005, 10:15 PM
Pimpin aint easy.... (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=karatechop.wmv)


they got me on tape ?

bschweberger
Mar 30 2005, 10:54 PM
Thought that Pimp looked familiar.

JLee
Mar 30 2005, 10:58 PM
only because you've been with half of his ho's

JLee
Mar 30 2005, 11:00 PM
before AshLEE of course

bschweberger
Mar 30 2005, 11:31 PM
Word....I guess?? LOL

bschweberger
Mar 30 2005, 11:32 PM
Word....I guess?? LOL, but they gave me money.. doh.

Mar 30 2005, 11:50 PM
You coming to WilmingTTon?



i think the course is going to kick my arse... four rounds on one arse kicking course... hmm... it'd be fun to come and hang out but i'm kinda geTTing sick of following miTTenz around everywhere... we'll see... i'll let you know.

~sticky chicky

bschweberger
Mar 31 2005, 12:05 AM
You coming to WilmingTTon?


but i'm kinda geTTing sick of following miTTenz around everywhere... we'll see... i'll let you know.

~sticky chicky

:eek:

Mar 31 2005, 12:39 AM
oh come on now schwebby i'd rather be out there throwing that watching him throw! and it's goT To be annoying to all TThe PROs to have me tagging along. if I come i'm playing... decision by midday tomorrow

MiTTenZZ
Mar 31 2005, 12:44 AM
Eh she's just geTTing sick of me in general I TThink. All i do is help her move, help her fix up her house, pick her up from the airport...easy to geTT sick of me :)

Eh I'm just kidding, she's super! And also more addicted to the sport than i am, which is somewhat scary.

Mar 31 2005, 12:47 AM
yeah he's TTerible to me... :cool:

brianberman
Mar 31 2005, 12:58 AM
Come on Marsh

Its good to get your ***** kicked now and then

It EMBIGGENS ones self


http://www.answers.com/topic/cromulent

bschweberger
Mar 31 2005, 01:10 AM
yeah he's TTerible to me... :cool:

Yall need to quit makin out on the Message Board.... Get a Room..LOL ;)

Mar 31 2005, 03:18 AM
'bout time we had some TTrim on this thread!

bschweberger
Mar 31 2005, 09:29 AM
'bout time we had some TTrim on this thread!

Word to TThe TTrim

MiTTenZZ
Mar 31 2005, 11:09 AM
Word indeed. We'll get a room, at your wedding and stuff. :) Rooms still available for that? Cheap? I know you sent info, and it's somewhere in my room...but a lot of stuff is somewhere in my room. I'm lucky I can make it to my bed. Someone needs to come in and 'part the crap.' Anyone feeling like Moses?

friZZaks
Mar 31 2005, 12:25 PM
and the lord said to moses," Moses, my man, you just aint pullin' your weight around here!"
and Moses replies, " chill out son,,,,I did my part!"

MiTTenZZ
Mar 31 2005, 02:06 PM
I'm embarrassed for laughing at that. Though I can picture any one of you Fri...fri....fri....fri frizzaks saying that to some chick in a bar :eek:

Apr 01 2005, 12:15 AM
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
don't give it away

Apr 01 2005, 03:15 PM
TTrim is DEAD.
There is no more TT.
It's over...

MiTTenZZ
Apr 01 2005, 03:45 PM
TThat's the worsTT april fools joke yet.

bschweberger
Apr 01 2005, 10:38 PM
TTrim is DEAD.
There is no more TT.
It's over...

Wo, that is like the worst April's fool joke.........EVER

nbond
Apr 01 2005, 10:40 PM
Some things like are just not funny.

teamtrim
Apr 01 2005, 11:56 PM
Fo sho

PRObation?

Apr 02 2005, 12:32 AM
and that is not an april fool's joke.

bschweberger
Apr 02 2005, 10:09 PM
and that is not an april fool's joke.

and ju can take dat to the bank

MiTTenZZ
Apr 04 2005, 09:40 AM
Cool, how much can I get for that at da bank? Tree Fity?

Apr 04 2005, 09:55 AM
cuTT thanks for leTTin' this fish crash in the TTrim suite.
now Red and CuTT.....Tell all dees biatches that Downtown jus caint handle the 3 Pimps of Crump.......we roll 10 deep in the friZZan.
wit' weigans...... and porta roc buono b-boy battlin' and beatin' mofos down. and cahill jus slappin drinks at mofos like what you gonna do?? look at my crew and step back biaaaatch

friZZaks
Apr 04 2005, 11:11 AM
Never seen a grown man sweat like cuTT in Da kidnapper Van.
SOUL Food son!!!!

cuttas
Apr 04 2005, 11:53 AM
Just wait until summer...

MiTTenZZ
Apr 04 2005, 12:53 PM
http://www.smiliesgenerator.com/gs/GS2/save/GS_7d0a897aa60ea4fcffed08b00cb3b3dd.png

Apr 04 2005, 02:53 PM
ya'''ll guys rock

bschweberger
Apr 04 2005, 03:30 PM
ya'''ll guys rock

And Ju know dis, The TTrim Fish FriZZak Connection. Others try to immitate but always fall way short of the True Realness that lies beneath.

TThe Pro

MiTTenZZ
Apr 04 2005, 04:38 PM
****, I'm not a TTrim, i'm not a Fish, I'm not a Frizzak........I'm just a mullet.

http://www.smiliesgenerator.com/gs/GS2/save/GS_6852c36064a2c44e3635434fcc3b9518.png

jefferson
Apr 04 2005, 05:02 PM
congraTTs to all TRIM... divide and conquer

cuttas
Apr 04 2005, 05:07 PM
Scores from FL?

jefferson
Apr 04 2005, 05:14 PM
i think TThe Pro got 6th or 7th, coming back from 13th, and ED played.

jefferson
Apr 04 2005, 06:19 PM
results (http://www.fabflatour.org/2005/Results.php?db=Gator+Country+Classic+(Pros))

Apr 04 2005, 07:05 PM
f.luke has captured the TTrue Realness of this conglomoration
with one crumped up word
TRIMOJOFISHIZZACK.

friZZaks
Apr 04 2005, 11:10 PM
find this song.... Scram Jones "liquid heat"
illest lyrics you'll hear...

bschweberger
Apr 05 2005, 01:29 AM
we be illin....illin

Apr 05 2005, 01:23 PM
In Stores Today!!
Fade To Black! (http://www.jayzmovie.com/index2.html)

bschweberger
Apr 06 2005, 12:17 AM
Word. Coming to a TTrim Towers near You.

MiTTenZZ
Apr 06 2005, 10:48 AM
So is the M to da iTTenZZ.
Tearing up courses all across NC with his newfound muTT bag.

friZZaks
Apr 06 2005, 03:50 PM
smutt bag?

bschweberger
Apr 06 2005, 05:59 PM
smutt bag?

Yeah what is a smuTT bag?