Sep 21 2004, 11:07 AM
Hi All,
I couldn't find a list of Famous DG quotes anywhere, thought I'd start one here. I'll copy them to my Bulletin Board website @ Black Swamp DGA (http://www.BSDGA.com)
To quote Ken Climo... "Stupid goes... where stupid throws..." �after an off drive at the 2001 BHMO held in Westerville, Ohio... way to go Ken tell it like it is, although I imagine you have way more Smart Throws!!!

ck34
Sep 21 2004, 11:24 AM
"YSO" (source unknown)

ck34
Sep 21 2004, 11:27 AM
"My driver" (Tom Monroe) in response to the question, "What's your favorite putter?" (other newer players have borrowed this quote)

eddie_ogburn
Sep 21 2004, 11:40 AM
"It's the Indian not the arrow"
"Drive for show, putt for dough"
"Filter!"

jefferson
Sep 21 2004, 11:50 AM
"Get <font color="red">RED</font> "

reddman
Sep 21 2004, 12:25 PM
When you've thrown a disc and it is hyzering out way too early, "Get old!" - Veit Gentry IV

bschweberger
Sep 21 2004, 12:30 PM
"get WHITE"

cbdiscpimp
Sep 21 2004, 12:35 PM
"Grip it and Rip it"
"Nestle"(slide closer to the basket after a shot)
"Get Greasy"(when you throw a little off the fairway into the trees)
"Thats the local route" (after getting threw the shule and trees with a shank and then being parked)
"That was some serious tree love" (after a friendly tree kick)
"Thats PARKED" (after throwing a drive within 20 ft of the basket)
"Your in the SCHULE"(Deep Deep rough thats almost impossible to get out of)
"Your in Jail"(see above)
"Nice Up"(either used to work someone after a short putt or a compliment after a long upshot)
"That was a BOMB"(after a huge drive)
"Get skippy with it"(trying to tell you disc to skip)
"Your in the bird sanctuary"(your so close you better make a deuce)
"Get rolly with it"(when you want your disc to roll closer to the basket)

Sep 21 2004, 12:40 PM
Thanks for the early responses so far... maybe I'll make a Disc Golf Speak - Jargon Dictionary page too.
Great start though Thanks!

cwphish
Sep 21 2004, 12:41 PM
Have some salad with that entree!

Sep 21 2004, 12:42 PM
Simmer Down!!!

Sep 21 2004, 12:43 PM
I was playing with a guy recently and he played a shot that he grip locked and hit a tree like 10 feet from him to the right and it skidded right towards the hole and just went over it to hit a tree just beyond and drop about 5 feet from the basket. My response... "Yeah that's the way I would have played it, too."

bschweberger
Sep 21 2004, 01:00 PM
"Gittin"

ck34
Sep 21 2004, 02:55 PM
How about some actual quotes first said by a specific player (to the best of our knowledge), not just expressions. That's been done already. Stancil has been collecting general disc golf words, phrases and expressions for years now and will eventually publish his Discography book.

slo
Sep 21 2004, 02:57 PM
"Make the wind your friend" - Jimmy 'Bang' Lane AKA "The Bullet"

spartan
Sep 21 2004, 02:58 PM
tom peirce is famous for calling "IT's DRY," after seeing a bad drive by anyone in the group and usually when there is no water around. :cool:

james_mccaine
Sep 21 2004, 03:04 PM
"anyone have a tutu?"

spoken by Alex Downs after his shot at National Doubles. Don't know what it meant but it was so odd I have never forgotten.

twoputtok
Sep 21 2004, 03:14 PM
If you drink, don't drive.

Don't even putt.


Dean Martin

anita
Sep 21 2004, 03:19 PM
"Wrong way, long way"

Mr. Bill Hulbert and others

MTL21676
Sep 21 2004, 03:23 PM
"get WHITE"



YES I WAS QUOTED!

MTL21676
Sep 21 2004, 03:26 PM
My favorite disc golf quote - Spotsty VA at the Grange. It was wet, hot and sticky, and muddy as crap. The Grange also features a full and free arcade.

"If I had remembered there were video games, I woulda quit a long time ago."
- Larry Leonard

ck34
Sep 21 2004, 03:59 PM
I believe lefty Dr. Doug Ertman, when someone commented that it was a lefty hole, said, "They're all lefty holes."

bschweberger
Sep 21 2004, 04:04 PM
"When in doubt throw a thumber" ;) :p :D

Znash
Sep 21 2004, 04:19 PM
"Let the disc do the work." Steve Wiscup.

Sep 21 2004, 04:27 PM
During check-in for the 85 worlds in Tulsa I witnessed the meeting of two golfing buddies, who had not seen each other in a while. They had indentical golf bags that they must have aquired at the same time.

At one point in the conversation the first golfer ask the second, "Why does your bag look so good while mine is nearly worn out?"

The second golfers replies, "Well that's simple, I don't have to pick up and set down my bag as often as you do!"

I believe the second golfer was Stork, but that was a long time ago and my memory is not that good.

snoophaney
Sep 21 2004, 04:36 PM
"crushstration" When Todd Branch heard me say that, he chuckled. :DI told him that it was in my new book "Famous Disc Golf sayings".

Jake L
Sep 21 2004, 04:42 PM
"Craptastic" The answer I give when asked, "How are you shooting?"

Znash
Sep 21 2004, 04:52 PM
Sawapp (really bad disc or disc that you don't throw like vipers, stingrays, condors or discrap-(Discraft)).

Dinner plate (condor, jaguar, shadow) any disc that sticks out from the while still in your bag.

ck34
Sep 21 2004, 04:54 PM
Stork and I were some of the last disc golfers to see Steady Ed when we visited him in intensive care the day before 2002 Miami Worlds started. I asked him if he wanted us to relay any message from him to say at the Player's Meeting. He said, "Tell them to pay their basket bills. I've got some medical expenses here!"

Sep 21 2004, 05:12 PM
I'd love to quote Steady Ed w/something.... in what context did he make the pay the bills comment... was it jokingly? Not sure I'd use this one anyway... unless he was just making light of the situation. Wouldn't seem appropriate maybe out of context on my board... a great insight though... thanks Chuck

riverdog
Sep 21 2004, 05:12 PM
"No Negative Vibes" - not original to them, but NC's Homegrown Flight Brothers

my_hero
Sep 21 2004, 05:40 PM
"***** Trick"-- Brian Mace (scoring circle 4's on 3 consecutive holes.)

ck34
Sep 21 2004, 05:44 PM
That should just be a 'hat trick' where you slap your leg or the ground with your hat in disgust.

my_hero
Sep 21 2004, 05:50 PM
^^^ :D^^^


"That's a man's disc"--- (refering to the Z-xtreme)

"Real men use pink putters"-- (They also love Jesus according to the bumper sticker)

"Swirlicious"-- (refering to the APX swirl)

gnduke
Sep 21 2004, 06:22 PM
Heard this at worlds, and can't remember who to give the credit to.

I threw a drive that landed with a solid wall of vegetation between me and the basket (on Big Creek of course).

The other golfer immediately said "You're parked at Walgreens".

It struck me as very funny at the time.

snoophaney
Sep 21 2004, 06:53 PM
"foreshizzle"

Dave Chappelle

MTL21676
Sep 21 2004, 07:19 PM
Heres one I said after returning from an out of state C Tier and all 3 of us missed cash and someone asked how we did

"Just call us team players pack"

cwphish
Sep 21 2004, 08:27 PM
"That shot is almost as pretty as MTL in his pink panties!"

frizgolf
Sep 21 2004, 08:44 PM
This ain't famous. Hell, I'll never be famous. (**** Andy Warhol with his 15 minute promise.) I sponsored a tee sign at the Blegrass Open last spring that said "shoulda, coulda, oughta, didn't" and "you, too can putt well enough to be halfway competetive and collect drawers full of $60 t-shirts". I like to keep my friends loose. You can't be too serious playing Idlewild.

Sep 21 2004, 09:10 PM
when asked how I played at the Flying Pig in Cincy
"I suck more than a Jenna Jameson 24-hour marathon."

Long putt - "Haven't seen that much green since my last paycheck."

circle_2
Sep 22 2004, 01:14 PM
My clean~dirty course cuss word - "FLOCK!!" :mad:/:D

cwphish
Sep 22 2004, 02:35 PM
"Focher, Gaylord Focher"

Znash
Sep 22 2004, 03:32 PM
Donkey balls

sciencet_cher
Sep 22 2004, 03:50 PM
"Pickles!!!"
-RT Evans, LODGA

bschweberger
Sep 22 2004, 05:01 PM
"It's just a Rhyno"

Ed Williams

bapmaster
Sep 22 2004, 05:07 PM
"That disc is bogey red."

Paul Oldfather, upon picking his Rhyno up for yet another try...

Blarg
Sep 22 2004, 07:18 PM
From Stancil Johnson's book. 1st page. I don't recall who he was quoting, but it has long been a favorite of mine:

"When a ball dreams, it dreams it is a frisbee."

:D

ck34
Sep 22 2004, 07:19 PM
That one might be Ed's.

leftysidearm
Sep 22 2004, 10:53 PM
There are 2 kinds of tree love....there is the love (after a good kick) and then there is just hated (be on the receiving end of a kicking anywhere else you dont want to be)

Sep 22 2004, 11:26 PM
"How do I throw my MRV?"

Sep 23 2004, 04:46 AM
"pack it up, pack it in" -B-Real

oxalate
Sep 23 2004, 08:57 AM
"You've still got some meat left on that bone."

Said to someone who leaves their upshot far enough out that they still need to make a good or long putt. I don't recall who I first heard say this, but it is a favorite of mine.

Sep 23 2004, 09:04 AM
"Clear"

space76
Sep 23 2004, 10:35 AM
"pack it up, pack it in" -B-Real

Thats Everlast when he was with House of Pain.

Sep 23 2004, 01:59 PM
"*****" most famous quote after shanking a drive.....

"Chunking the disc" arming up for a long @$$ hole drive....

"5-Second-rule" you have 5 secs to laugh if I fall down on my @$$..... and that's it (quoted at the Duncan Hillclimber tourny)

"i wonder what my disc can do on purpose rather on accident" quoted after nailing a 65ft birdie.....

:D

my_hero
Sep 23 2004, 02:28 PM
"Turn over you 'lil *****!"--Dennie Ortega (yelling at his drive because it wasn't flipping fast enough)

cwphish
Sep 23 2004, 02:45 PM
"Hold it, hold it, hold it, F#@k!"

I say this one too much!

snoophaney
Sep 23 2004, 08:07 PM
"catch it"
something that baskets should do!

Sep 24 2004, 12:00 AM
well, if you're making a cumulative list, you ought to have those wonderful references to Frisbeetarianism. Like when we die, our souls get stuck up on the roof.

Here's a favorite of mine:
One day I was playing in Oregon, I was beat (physically and scorically) and drove with all my might and gruntness, only to have the disc go about 100 feet less than usual. I said to my group, "That's about as throw as I can far." Didn't even realize it till it was repeated to me, and never have forgotten it.

Here's one you can say to your buddies at the beginning of a round, but kinda wish they don't make too many pars: "May the fours be with you."

Sep 24 2004, 12:28 AM
Spin yo disc homie...I say that every time before I birdie :cool:

Sep 24 2004, 03:55 AM
"pack it up, pack it in" -B-Real

Thats Everlast when he was with House of Pain.



Thanks.
Apparently I live that quote too well. :D

jmonny
Sep 24 2004, 12:23 PM
Favorite quote from a newbie...."I sure as hell ain't gonna carry around TWO discs this round"

Sep 24 2004, 02:24 PM
Favorite quote from a newbie...."I sure as hell ain't gonna carry around TWO discs this round"


...LMAO... heard that "one" oldSkool Wham�O oughta be sufficient...lol...or a big time overstable new-fangled driver... "Good Luck w/ that newB"...
I haven't copy/pasted any of these yet... but they're getting pretty good!

Sep 24 2004, 02:52 PM
she washes his ball every morning........dddooohhh.......
thats ball golf..........my bad

bapmaster
Sep 24 2004, 02:56 PM
"Get some, you bad *****!" - Lance Ragsdale

"The ground is everywhere." - James Henderson

jasonc
Sep 24 2004, 04:36 PM
Saw two casuals trying to get a disc out of a tree at Veteran's........when I asked if they wanted help one of them says "Yeah, could you turn the f'ing trees off on this course" :D

p-katt
Oct 01 2004, 02:06 PM
A-B-C....Always Been Short!
C-B-S....Can't Be Short!
N-B-C....Never Be Chort!
F-O-X....?

Oct 01 2004, 04:09 PM
�Get in the Chains!!!� �Get lucky!!!!� � me

�That shout was FAT � first available tree� � some dude at worlds one year after one of my bad shots.

Oct 01 2004, 09:13 PM
All these great posts and I'm quoting Batman...LOL
Robin: "Let's get going and make an emergency bat-turn!"...Not this time, old chum. Have to think of the golfers. The retro-rockets would burn up the course for a hundred yards." :Batman... Birds of a feather are Flocked together... Doubles Scramble quote...
And dont' forget "Better learn balance...balance is key. Balance good...everything good. Balance bad...better pack up and go home."...Banzai Danielsan!...Karate Kid
First learn stand...then learn fly...nature's rule..Daniel-san, not mine...Banzai Danielsan!...Karate Kid
Can I get a kkkKhiaaaahhh... :D

riverdog
Oct 01 2004, 10:26 PM
Heard very late at night toward the end of a glow tournie when our foursome's round had turned into not stepping on our own hands and just enjoying the evening. Chuck Hunt, who I guarantee had been enjoying the evening more than most, had just stumbled (staggered?) across the path of someone trying to line up a putt. They muttered something more or less good naturedly at Chuck who said, "Aw, hell man, if your gonna play disc golf with me this time of night you're gonna have to expect a little of that". lmao. :D

cwphish
Oct 04 2004, 10:37 AM
C'mon, eat some Viagra and get up!

Jeff_LaG
Dec 19 2007, 01:08 PM
Posted by Anita Jackson: (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Board=Players&amp;Number=773598&amp;Searchpag e=0&amp;Main=768235&amp;Search=true&amp;#Post773598)


The best putters I knew had one thing in common: they were unemployed. --Scott Stokely

Jeff_LaG
Dec 19 2007, 01:16 PM
Sadly, there is also a small group of people out there who are seemingly dedicated to finding fault wherever possible with (the) PDGA and, in the information age, it is all too easy for them and their vitriol to have undue influence over others. To these folk it might be said that when you denigrate the PDGA, and this most often happens on the basis of uninformed impression and not fact, you are not stepping on me or another staff member or a key PDGA volunteer. You are in effect stepping on the collective efforts and good will of all who have contributed to the building of the PDGA over the past 30 years. -- Former PDGA Executive Director Brian "Guru" Hoeniger, Disc Golf Magazine, April/May 2007 issue

stack
Dec 19 2007, 05:49 PM
hmm... you may be onto something.

Quote from Stan McDaniel

"I liked the Fijdiks better when they were unemployed."

Luke Butch
Dec 19 2007, 05:53 PM
GET GREASY!

- tony gerling (throwing into a big group or trees)

dryhistory
Dec 19 2007, 06:04 PM
my favorite line when someone throws a roller

"roll that beautiful bean footage"

stolen from bush baked beans commerical by drunkdre, funkytown, usa

johnbiscoe
Dec 19 2007, 06:31 PM
chris hysell- "i am retired"

sandalman
Dec 19 2007, 06:34 PM
Sadly, there is also a small group of people out there who are seemingly dedicated to finding fault wherever possible with (the) PDGA and, in the information age, it is all too easy for them and their vitriol to have undue influence over others. To these folk it might be said that when you denigrate the PDGA, and this most often happens on the basis of uninformed impression and not fact, you are not stepping on me or another staff member or a key PDGA volunteer. You are in effect stepping on the collective efforts and good will of all who have contributed to the building of the PDGA over the past 30 years. -- Former PDGA Executive Director Brian "Guru" Hoeniger, Disc Golf Magazine, April/May 2007 issue





http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/47386190_c0e6c1ab1d.jpg?v=0

m_conners
Dec 19 2007, 06:43 PM
"Could be chicken could be beef" waiting on the outcome of a shot.

mitchjustice
Dec 20 2007, 11:11 AM
"man this match is over,this chump is wearing jeans"

This was said right before tee off on the first hole of a Texas Teams semi-final match...classic :o

skaZZirf
Dec 20 2007, 11:19 AM
hmm... you may be onto something.

Quote from Stan McDaniel

"I liked the Fijdiks better when they were unemployed."



TTrue!!!

my_hero
Dec 20 2007, 11:20 AM
"Get in the hole" was once screamed by a golfer who just released his drive on an uphill 750' hole. :D

jmc2442
Dec 20 2007, 11:24 AM
from last weeks DLDGC monthly:

"There is no way this is gonna get through, and, Im prolly gonna fall on my face" - Dan Sauers

40 or so feet later with a non-muddy Dan next to me....

"what was that clang sound Dan?!?.. oh I forgot, you hitting the basket" - me

jmc2442
Dec 20 2007, 11:35 AM
"I dont give a [radio edit] about me three then three then three putting... just give me a beer already"

:D

jmc2442
Dec 20 2007, 11:40 AM
I believe lefty Dr. Doug Ertman, when someone commented that it was a lefty hole, said, "They're all lefty holes."



:D

Gimmie_tha_Roc
Dec 20 2007, 04:15 PM
I believe lefty Dr. Doug Ertman, when someone commented that it was a lefty hole, said, "They're all lefty holes."



I like to go a step further and say it's a lefty SPORT! :D

nanook
Dec 20 2007, 09:03 PM
I can't remember who said it, but I think it was the third round of the 2008 Colorado states. The round started in a downpour and no one was shooting well. One player on our card started with four consecutive "circle-fours". As we're recording scores, he pumps his fist and shouts in mock excitement, "YES! Got the Audi!" It got me laughing and helped me shrug off a rough start!

nanook

cbdiscpimp
Dec 20 2007, 10:22 PM
Filter!!! When throwing a shot a little off course but it still may make it to the basket!!!

Nestle!!! When throwing a drive thats going to get park but may be coming in a little HOT!!!

HYZER!!! When throwing a disc that should have gone left but for some reason seems to fly straight today!!!

Nice Up.......When someone fails to even get there putt to the basket therefore making them look like they were laying up instead of actually trying to make it.

Get Skippy with it!!! When throwing a hyzer drive that you pulled a little bit and you need the skip to give yourself a good look at birdie!!!

FLIP FLIP YOU SOB!!! Said when throwing a disc that is normally flippy but it decided to be overstable today!!!

My disc DOES do that it DOES!!! When you throw a disc that usually does one thing but today it feels like doing something totally different!!!

c_trotter
Dec 21 2007, 02:30 PM
I watched Clash At Renny again last night. Billy Crump says something like "His towardarance was nice, but he needed to work on his furder." Im still not sure exactly what he says, but it cracks me up every time I hear him say that. Maybe one of you NC mullets can tell me what he talking about.

Also Billy says "Dang It, Bobby" in a Hank Hill voice after Nate shanks. Two really funny quotes from Billy Crump. :D

rollinghedge
Dec 21 2007, 03:53 PM
"Gotta get it up to get it in"

NEngle
Dec 21 2007, 04:05 PM
Drive first, putt last.

playtowin
Dec 21 2007, 04:08 PM
"BOOOOOM!" - Dennie Ortega (after doing anything!)

bcary93
Dec 21 2007, 08:37 PM
One of the ways to keep track of discs that land in snow is to tape (before throwing) a long, thin piece of <font color="red">c</font><font color="orange">o</font><font color="brown">l</font><font color="green">o</font><font color="blue">r</font><font color="pink">f</font><font color="purple">u</font>l ribbon which will stick out of the snow when the disc is buried. The ribbon does tend to slow the disc down and make it fly more overstable, so if your throw starts to turn, encourage it to "Get Festive!" - credit yours truly.

the_kid
Dec 21 2007, 08:40 PM
"BOOOOOM!" - Dennie Ortega (after doing anything!)



:D

lux4prez
Dec 21 2007, 11:34 PM
"Left some chicken on the bone!" - World famous Georgian Whapow commenting on a drive or upshot that leaves an iffy putt.

"Woke up in a pool of my own action." - Rookie Jonathan Pierce (don't want to know the rest)

"Bet the 401K." - Haji

circle_2
Dec 22 2007, 12:09 AM
Virgil Nunnery - upon throwing a worm burner off the tee:

"COME ON GRANDPA...GET UP!"

anita
Dec 23 2007, 12:43 AM
I haven't seen Virgil for YEARS! Tell him Anita from Lincoln says HI if you see him.

The more I read the quotes, the more they are universal. I swear I've heard or said about half of what's been posted.

circle_2
Dec 24 2007, 02:37 AM
Will do just that, Anita!

eupher61
Dec 26 2007, 10:42 PM
"Hey, nice throw...that's gonna come down right about....there!"
---some genius at a tournament, thankfully forgotten identity

sleepyEDB
Feb 03 2008, 02:04 AM
You can't be too serious playing Idlewild.


Anyone who's played Idlewild knows just how quotable this is by itself. That place is evil...pretty, but evil. ;)


sleepy

sleepyEDB
Feb 03 2008, 02:10 AM
"How do I throw my MRV?"


LMAO!! :D


sleepy

Jeff_LaG
Feb 03 2008, 12:25 PM
I believe we are all promoters of disc golf. Our actions have either a positive or negative effect on the sport. Be a positive effect for disc golf. Think big, be responsible in your actions, and most of all have fun. --PDGA President Robert Decker, Disc Golf World News Magazine, Winter 2008

nanook
Feb 03 2008, 12:33 PM
Last weekend:

"Is it better to throw well with a bunch of guys you don't care for, or to throw poorly with a bunch of guys you really like? Not that I've got either of those working for me right now..." - Dave Widhalm

I laughed so hard, I had tears!

nanook

switzerdan
Feb 03 2008, 01:26 PM
Around here, if a shot goes into the schule (In the bush...), we say, "That's very presidential!"

Of course, we say it in German....