random paste thread!

[my_hero]

[playtowin]

Just wondering how the NAACP would react if ^^^ used Obama or even Condie instead of Bush?

They'd go "ape!"

[Pizza God]

RIP Number 6
Patrick McGoohan
March 19, 1928 – January 13, 2009

[nanook]

Hey My_Hero, we have the same birthday!

nanook

[my_hero]

[Pizza God]

[J A B]

Hey, your memberships expired, what are you doing posting here?

[my_hero]

The grace period for non-current members to continue using the message board has historically been Feb. 20th.

Regards,
Brian Graham
PDGA Executive Director

[rollinghedge]

Dont Click

[circle_2]

Moon-esque

[my_hero]

[playtowin]

[Pizza God]

Great one hit wonder from Corpus Christi/Austin Texas

BTW, that is David Fore, drummer of Bubble Puppy, 27 years later

[Pizza God]

Bob May 9/4/39 – 1/18/09



Bob is the one on the right, the one that would actually fit into the Robot Suit.

fixed a typo on death date

[Pizza God]

[Pizza God]

Connie Talbot will be listed in the 2009 Guinness book of records as the youngest singer to chart in the UK, At the end of November, this song was #1 in the US. Wow, that is a long way from singing "Over the Rainbow" on Brittans got Talent.

[gotcha]

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 orBeer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory ! and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

[bbotte]

I own this, well my daughter does, a friend bought it for her.

[sandalman]

i'll be scared - very scared - when my poo starts looking up at me like that.

[gotcha]

[playtowin]

giggle!

[DEVO]

And the nineteenth century French writer Alphonse Karr gets credit for "The more things change , the more they remain the same."

[gotcha]

And the nineteenth century French writer Alphonse Karr gets credit for "The more things change , the more they remain the same."

Plus ca change, Plus c'est la meme chose

[DEVO]

Well said! (I don't speak French, though!)

[zzgolfer]

[Pizza God]

[playtowin]

wow, 250 more and he would have filled half the stadium!

[zzgolfer]

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

[Pizza God]

[gnduke]

Did she say "fishing"?