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HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :


Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVAD8Zl5ngg

[veganray]

Flippin' SWEET. I hope it was on purpose.

I've got video from high school of me taking an indoor, 8-yard PK to the face (I was a GK for 30+ years before my recent retirement) where you can see the blood squirting almost as high as the crossbar before I even hit the ground. I'll have to dig that up & get it on YouTube. My nose was devastated (one of many such indignities my big honker has suffered over the years), but, much more importantly, I made the save.

[DiscHof]

PLEASE find that video, Ray!

[playtowin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVAD8Zl5ngg

That's a tough kid! Did you hear the guy in the crowd yelling "cover your face" on the second throw? LOL

[cgkdisc]

Happy holidays all you radical posters. Go elf yourself!

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/mnD3SWMBPgwh3IiuXNn6

Of the music choices available, disc-o seemed most appropriate...

[my_hero]

Nice. It's always fun to watch.

Here's a family of them.

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/FXEMlyEKjnEwvILNqQJS

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[jefferson]

sock and awe

[Alacrity]

Just wrong, wrong, wrong. I got an 8 anyone beat that?

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12

[Paul Taylor]

Just wrong, wrong, wrong. I got an 8 anyone beat that?

Got 11

You know I have kids at school that think that getting a shoe thrown at him was justice, and that is why Obama is going to be President.

I tell them this, I ddn't vote for Bush the second time around and I didn't vote for Obama this time either, but I will support him as I did Bush, because that is what the democratic process is all about and if in 4 years we don't like what Obama has done we will have a choice to get rid of him or keep him again.

Getting a shoe thrown at Bush leaves a lasting impression on his legacy.

If that reporter had thrown a shoe at Saddam, he woulf have been arrested, tried and executed there on the spot.( Okay maybe not that quickly, but that guy would have never seen daylight again.) With him throwing that shoe at Bush, he will be tried and then a sentence will be handed down, by whom I do not know, but he will get a trial or eventually released. Our troops over there in harms way have paid the price for THAT to happen.

So maybe this one incident, and I know that there are many others, is what we were over there for. Just think about it.

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15

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[Grog]

15 as well, but I was motivated.

[crotts]

16, that was fun

: ) :

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I keep getting 7 SAFELY and PROSPEROUSLY despite how hard it is, but then the last half of the 8th gets screwed up by people who think all of the shoes belong to them!

[skaZZirf]

Full Tilt Poker Game #9568088160: $3 + $0.30 Tournament (72859041), Table 54 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:21:32 ET - 2008/12/18
Seat 1: fatherofthree (16,892)
Seat 2: pusher55 (15,530)
Seat 3: friZZak (28,470)
Seat 4: ffgordo32 (14,740)
Seat 5: eagle190 (33,447)
Seat 6: BLAKE44 (20,766)
fatherofthree antes 50
pusher55 antes 50
friZZak antes 50
ffgordo32 antes 50
eagle190 antes 50
BLAKE44 antes 50
pusher55 posts the small blind of 200
friZZak posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to friZZak [8h 5h]
ffgordo32 folds
eagle190 calls 400
BLAKE44 folds
fatherofthree calls 400
pusher55 folds
friZZak checks
*** FLOP *** [3h 6h 9h]
friZZak bets 1,700
eagle190 calls 1,700
fatherofthree has 15 seconds left to act
fatherofthree calls 1,700
*** TURN *** [3h 6h 9h] [6d]
friZZak bets 2,800
eagle190 calls 2,800
fatherofthree calls 2,800
*** RIVER *** [3h 6h 9h 6d] [7h]
friZZak has 15 seconds left to act
friZZak bets 2,400
eagle190 folds
fatherofthree calls 2,400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
friZZak shows [8h 5h] a straight flush, Nine high
fatherofthree mucks
friZZak wins the pot (20,000) with a straight flush, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20,000 | Rake 0
Board: [3h 6h 9h 6d 7h]
Seat 1: fatherofthree (button) mucked [Kh Kc] - a flush, King high
Seat 2: pusher55 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: friZZak (big blind) showed [8h 5h] and won (20,000) with a straight flush, Nine high
Seat 4: ffgordo32 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: eagle190 folded on the River
Seat 6: BLAKE44 folded before the Flop

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I'm rich beeeeyatch

[gnduke]

Would you have called $2800 with a 9 high flush after the river if you had been on the button ?

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Superman Retires

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o6Rq7EA9xc

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THE 16-D RAPIDFIRE




A new Nail Gun, made by Dewalt, has just been introduced. It can drive

a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a

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a cold drink and when she has the board in the right place, just fire

away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence

with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the

new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or

fix anything else again.

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when on atrip thru stlouis we played a creek revine course very steep revine, and when we went to put basket #4, if i remember right, and the putter just bounced off the chains.
apparrently the quick repair for a broken basket mounting bolt is to support the basket with the chains.this effectively made that basket putter pruff