random paste thread!

[sandalman]

[Jeff_LaG]

Hey Pizza, ever watch the TV show "King of the Hill?"

Guess who the character Dale Gribble reminds me of?

[my_hero]

Probably not the same person Beaker reminds me of:

[playtowin]

Pizza isn't a complete "tin foil head," he just presents both sides of "the sky is falling" in a way that makes people think he is!

[playtowin]

[johnrock]

Hey LaG, Ever watch South Park? Guess who Cartman reminds me of.

"_ _ _ _ _ you guys, I'm going home."

[my_hero]

Please save our children.

[bravo]

that just aint right

[skaZZirf]

Look at that guys FATBACK!

[circle_2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuMaP...eature=related

[Pizza God]

Hey Pizza, ever watch the TV show "King of the Hill?"

Guess who the character Dale Gribble reminds me of?

You should not totally discount valid Theories, Just because I watch/read about both sides of the story does not mean I believe in Conspiracy theories.

I guess the only real conspiracy theory I believe is the one on the economy.

The problem lies with the Federal Reserve, because they are using an economic theory that makes the bubbles we are currently having burst.

It is not beneficial for our economy to collapse, other countries must help keep our Dollar bubble alive, that is why they are all dropping there interest rates to deflate there own currencies.

Before the FED, there was not that much inflation, sense the FED was created the Dollar has dropped to around 3 cents. Most of that in the last 50 years.

Do you realize that before 1933, your money was as good as gold, you could trade in your money for gold.

And then until LBJ took office, you could trade some US Treasury notes in for Silver.

Where is that money now????

Anyways, this is a discussion on the Economic thread, I digress

[Pizza God]

Read the fine print on the left hand side.

[Grog]

[rollinghedge]

[gotcha]

CHRISTMAS EATING TIPS:


1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare.. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's Christmas!

3. if something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day ?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other with your body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

[Alacrity]

[sandalman]

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[okcacehole]

[Pizza God]

[Pizza God]

Bettie Page 5 years ago at age 80

[Pizza God]

[Pizza God]

[Pizza God]

[Pizza God]

If you have not seen it, I recommend watching The Notorious Bettie Page

This is one of the 8mm burlesque movies she made

[rollinghedge]

[gotcha]

[zzgolfer]

[woote01]

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[Pizza God]