Riverside Mini's

[twoputtok]

Enough of you, I have to go to my second job and get the lawn mowed.

[sschumacher]

Originally Posted by twoputtok

Enough of you, I have to go to my second job and get the lawn mowed.

No problem....I'll be here all week.

[Hindsight]

Furdog, your going to get smoked like a cheap cigar! I was on your side with the Sara matchup because I have to root for my gender. But you keep talking trash and Treat is going to beat you by 12! I can't believe you are forcing me to root for an AGGIE....But you got this coming, lol........

[mtreat]

Thanks Hinds, it is good to see you possess the clarity of thought that Furdog does not.

I should have known better, I had nothing to gain and all to lose. If I beat him it's like OK, that was supposed to happen. If I lose, which I did, then get ready.

Funny thing is he begged and begged me to play that night. I had other stuff to do but, wasn't even planning on playing but finally I was like ok I will play a nice casual round.

Well, obviously this is the first thing he has had to crow about for a long time. But, that banty roosters day is coming very soon!!!!!!!!!

[Hindsight]

If I weren't working the Door at Crow Creek for the Biker Rally I would just come follow this card for entertainment purposes. Really looking forward to getting to play some mini's very soon.

[twoputtok]

Originally Posted by mtreat

If I beat him it's like OK, that was supposed to happen. If I lose, which I did, then get ready.

You're right Mike, its just like when my son's team had to play a girls team.

[sschumacher]

Originally Posted by mtreat

I had other stuff to do but, wasn't even planning on playing but finally I was like ok I will play a nice casual round.

You had other stuff to do like what???...Take out the trash at home???

You were there for one reason only and that was to help your son in case he got slammed with 50 or more players. What were you going to do, not play and sit around with him till the end and help him with the payout? He did fine on his own.

I came out to give Matt the $34 towards the ace pot. I could have very well given it to you at the next meeting and not come out at all but I wanted to play on those nice new (non-Centennial sidewalk slick) tee pads that I had spent "a day in the life" watching.

Girl's team my arse. You and Wise can always ban together and form one of your own with all the excuses you two can come up with. Hinds can be your mascot.

At this point you both should "man up" and ask yourselves....."What would Chuck Norris do???".

[sschumacher]

Originally Posted by twoputtok

You're right Mike, its just like when my son's team had to play a girls team.

It's probably best that he learn to be dominated by a women early in life rather than be surprised by it when he's married with children eh?

[mtreat]

Originally Posted by sschumacher

At this point you both should "man up" and ask yourselves....."What would Chuck Norris do???".

Exactly what I plan on doing, showing up and taking care of business..

[twoputtok]

Originally Posted by sschumacher

At this point you both should "man up" and ask yourselves....."What would Chuck Norris do???".

Chuck would beat your arse into next month just for even trying to pick on Sarah. But it doesn't take a Chuck Norris to do it, Just a ordinary man in a tie. Hopefully after Sarah kicks you around the course, you'll tuck your tail and go hind under the house because you'll get no sympathy from Marie.



Kick his *** Treat!

[mtreat]

Just glad no one is posting pictures of Kathy Taylor..

[twoputtok]

Using her as Furdogs image would be an insult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














to her

[sschumacher]

Originally Posted by mtreat

Exactly what I plan on doing, showing up and taking care of business..

Actually, it might be better for you and your "Running for State Coodinator" political career if you throw the match. I won't tell.

If you win you will come off looking like a bully and could lose a lot of votes amongst the newbies, the Hindshaws, Snakeskins, Coberly gang, not to mention the big important swing vote to be cast by Bud Johnson.

Where as if I win it shows that you care for the little guys and it's not all about being a business for you. Maybe you can start giving out free mulligans at Riverside like Matt did at Chandler. You'll get my vote plus the votes of thousands of other "hacks" out there.

You should also think about losing Wise as your co-promoter and campain manager because his promises of trash cans and benches at Centennial have yet to materialize and you don't need his lack of action reflecting on you. He's nothing but another Sara Palin who just wants to get all "Mavericky" with you and get rich writing a book about it afterwards.

[twoputtok]

Why would anyone want a Disc Golf State Cord that can't beat an 800 rated course baby sitter? We want a strong leader. Not the delusional kind you put in office.
Sounds like you"re still off your meds or suffering from Gonorrhea Lectim. They have a new drug out for this, call Votemout. You need to get the treatment.

Mike's going to beat you like that dildo drum you carry course to course. I'm going to be there to make sure of it.

Can you handle it?????????????????

[sschumacher]

[QUOTE=twoputtok;1427777]Why would anyone want a Disc Golf State Cord that can't beat an 800 rated course baby sitter? We want a strong leader. QUOTE]

I thought we had one already???

Why would anyone want a Disc Golf State Cord that has to have you around to hold his hand so he can beat a 800 rated player?

That is not going to help him win the spot and you being there will take away from his glory. Sounds like you're trying to suck up for another free trip to the USDGC.

See Treat, I told you that your association with Wise will hurt your chances of getting elected.

[twoputtok]

We do have a strong leader now and we need to continue that. If they can't beat you then they don't desreve the job.

I won't be holding his hand, I'll be walking along and enjoying your demise, so I can savor every moment of it. I might even sing while you putt and trust me you DON'T want that. I will be on the card and there is nothing you can do about it. You're just a hack in players clothing tonight.

The only thing you'll be in control of this evening is what time you decide to leave the mountain.

[sschumacher]

Originally Posted by twoputtok

We do have a strong leader now and we need to continue that. If they can't beat you then they don't desreve the job.

In other words if I win Treat is going to withdraw his name???

I won't be holding his hand, I'll be walking along and enjoying your demise, so I can savor every moment of it. I might even sing while you putt and trust me you DON'T want that. I will be on the card and there is nothing you can do about it.

If you're on the card then Matthew will never be work my minis at Chandler again!!!

The only thing you'll be in control of this evening is what time you decide to leave the mountain.

Like duh!!!....If it's raining I won't be there.

And thanks for your concern on Treat's political career. You just gave me two excuses I can use tomorrow should I lose.

Excuse # 1 / "Well, I tanked the match because I didn't want to hurt Treat's bid for SC."

or

Excuse # 2 / "Treat can only beat me when he has a "Pro" cooler around."

I'll decide tomorrow which one to pick should I lose.

Considering the enormus gravity of this event and the possible heavy trash talking that may be going on, we might have to move this to Moose Run to avoid upsetting other players.

[mtreat]

Riverside mini tonight with a 6:00 tee time..

Ace pot is over $100, actually it should be close to $130 by now so come earn a little cash.

The weather is looking good so come out and play the River!!!

[mtreat]

Nice turn out with 42 players.

Results:

Pro-
GARY HARRISON 42
CRIS HICKS 43
CODA HATFIELD 43
JOHN BELTY 45
JOHNNY THOMPSON 46
DAVE WISE 46
JUSTIN BOUGHER 48
JAROD PENNINGTON 49
SEAN YOUNG 49
SETH COOK 51
SHANE GRAY 52
KEN MOORE 53

Advanced-
JEREMY TAYLOR 50
JOHN BARTON 52
LEE JOSHUA 56

Intermediate-
SNAKESKINN 52
ANTHONY HAUDEK 52
SHAUN MURPHY 53
SARAH SLANE 53
JEFF SIMMONS 54
RAY POINDEXTER 54
TWO GUNS 55
MORGAN TAYLOR 55
ROGER LAWRENCE 55
MARO 55
AUSTIN THORNTON 55
CORBIN KAPAGS 57
MATT TREAT 57
JASON MAYS 60
DANE ROESLE 60
BLAKE LUTZ 61
COLE GAROUTTE 65

Rec-
TOMMY AGENT 51
BRENT BRIDGES 53
PAUL THOMAS 54
COREY SIPES 54
DANIEL DIVELBISS 55
ROOKS KIRK 57
CHRIS CERVANTES 58
JOHN WATASHE 60
BRAD JAMES 60
SEAN RIDDELL 68


CTP was won by Justin Bougher on hole #8, paid $30.00.

Ace pot is $126.00 and growing..

Go play Hunter tonight..

Thanks..

[kwilkes]

Nice Gary

[mtreat]

Riverside mini tonight, tee time 6:00.. We are going to announce later tee times for Riverside in July, watch for the schedule to be posted soon.

It looks like the rain has stopped, finally.

Matt is going to run this mini.

Come on out an play some golf!!!!

Ace pot starts at $130!!!

[Southpaw527]

Here is how it played out...

Open
Devon Owens 40
Coda Hatfield 41
Chris Hicks 41
Gary Harrison 44
Jon Belty 45
Kyle Wilks 45
Jarod Pennington 46
Shane Grey 47
Mike Conners 47
Dave Wise 47
Justin Bougher 48

Advanced
Jeremy Taylor 46
Lee Joshua 48
Josh Cathy 50
Nick Earle 51
Drew Custer 51
Brian Whited 52
Robert Giles 54
Nathan McGuiness 56
Matt Shipley 58

Intermediate
Marko Bulgaria 50
Charlie Chung 51
Tommy Agent 51
Jason McDaniel 54
Sean Murphy 55
Justin Lampert 55
Shane Kay 57
Patrick Oribison 59
Caleb Chung 60
T.J. Whitley 60
Jeff Simmons 61

Novice
Daniel Divalbiss 54
Sam Freeman 58
Ian Curren 59
Joe Deered 59
Zack Monley 60
Paul Thomas 60

Thanks to everyone that came out.

Remember Hunter Park tonight!

[mtreat]

Mini tonight at the river, tee time 6:00.. Ace pot should be over $150.00!!!

I will have flyers for the Glide so come on out..

Keep hydrated..

[mtreat]

The river was cookin last night, 45 players and a ton of parking all night..

Results:

Pro-
CODA HATFIELD 40
SAN NEILSON 44
JUSTIN BOUGHER 46
JOHNNY THOMPSON 47
JAROD PENNINGTON 48
DAN BOUGHER 50
SHANE GRAY 50
JEREMY TAYLOR 51

Advanced-
HARLYN UNRUH 47
GORDON HALL 48
MATT TREAT 49
JOSH CATHEY 50
NICK ROESLE 51
JUSTIN LAMPRO 52
JEREMY TAYLOR 54
CHRIS CERVANTES 58

Advanced Masters-
MIKE PARIS 58

Intermediate-
ROGER LAWRENCE 51
MORGAN TAYLOR 51
VICTOR FRESCAZ 52
TYLER PACULA 53
TOMMY AGENT 54
TYLER GALLAMORE 54
RAY POINDEXTER 54
TONY HAUDEK 55
JEFF SIMMONS 56
BOBBY REED 56
JOSH STANLEY 62
DREW BUCKMAN 64

Novice-
CJ BARWICK 52
BOBBY CLARK 53
COREY SIPES 54
SEAN RIDDELL 56
JOHN WATASHE 56
ALEX GURILOV 56
GREG MOORE 56
DANIEL DIVELBISS 59
KYLE STREETS 60
CHRIS CONNER 61
PETER COLLARAFI 62
DUSTIN VANWOUDENBERG 68
CRAIG PALMISANO 75

Juniors-
TREVOR MOORE 73
KOA CERVANTES 76
DUSTIN TIBBENS 77


CTP was hole #9, hit by Justin Lamro, $28.00..

The ace pot is up to $162.00, someone needs to hit that thing..

Thanks to everyone that braved the heat. Per your upcoming schedule Riverside minis will start at 6:30 for the four Tuesdays in July..

Check out the Riverside Glide thread and thanks for coming out..

[mtreat]

Riverside Mini tonight, tee time 6:00..

The new tee time beginning next week, at least for the four mini's in July, will be 6:30..

July schedules are up on the TDSA site, I will have copies tonight.

Also, I will have Riverside Glide sign-up sheets available..

Come on out and play the River..

See you there..

[wforest]

Originally Posted by mtreat

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Also, I will have Riverside Glide sign-up sheets available..
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... ALL of YOU Disc Golf enthusiasts should FILL YOURS OUT ... QUICK ! ...

[mtreat]

Sorry but I left my mini sheet at home. We had 37 players. Pennington won pro with a 42.

Results should be in the paper. I will do my normal full post as soon as I can..

Thanks for coming out. Remember, the 4 Riverside mini's in July start at 6:30..

Wayne has his deal at the River tonight, go support the old guy!!!

[sschumacher]

Originally Posted by mtreat

support the old guy!!!

Wayne Forest at his last "Flights" event.

[wforest]

Originally Posted by mtreat

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Wayne has his deal at the River tonight, go support the old guy!!!
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... cool ... but we're all actually supporting the Grand Ol' Oklahoma Open ... gearing-up for that Fall Epic ! ...

[sschumacher]

Is finishing a requirement this time around or can we do a "Wise" and just throw one hole and leave???