Where are we playin today ?

[twoputtok]

Originally Posted by Hindsight

I admit I have made mistakes in the past, But I have also tried to work on that and I feel I have became a better person for it. I really just don't like having enemies because I consider myself to be friendly and outgoing. So maybe i shouldn't comment to you any more or vic\e versa I don't know. I just hate the way I keep getting insulted by you.

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[pdorries]

hey hinds, when you were at K-mart spotting Hatton's buy one get one free 5 pack of wife beaters, did you see the buy one get one free boxes of Kleenex the next aisle over?

[sschumacher]

[QUOTE=mtreat;1418766]Disc Golf is more important than Rugby.QUOTE]

Yeah but checking out the female joggers is more important than Disc Golf.

Disc golf is just an excuse to have a reason to be there.

Rugby or no rugby, parking still sucks. It's worst than a box of chocolates because now you always know what you're going to get.

[slim___15288]

agreed. they could always build a rugby field parking lot on the north side of the field... or at the very least section off an area of the grass for them to use. it's a helluva long walk from the lot to the field anyway.

[sschumacher]

Originally Posted by 9524

talking smack to twoputt will get you moved up on list as a VIP!

This is sooo true. I remember I was a nobody when I started.

Years later I'm still a nobody but now I'm a (VIN) VERY IMPORTANT NOBODY!!!!

When I die they are going to erect a statue of me at Chandler.

[sschumacher]

Originally Posted by Hindsight

I just hate the way I keep getting insulted by you.

You should be rejoicing and relishing these moments. I consider you right up there with the Goobers, Newmans, and Gladis Kraviz of the world.

How great would Gommer had been without cousin Goober?

You think Seinfield would have been successful with out Newman?

And what about Samantha Stevens? Would people have loved her as much if people didn't have Gladis Kraviz living across the street to compare her with?

[Hindsight]

Originally Posted by pdorries

hey hinds, when you were at K-mart spotting Hatton's buy one get one free 5 pack of wife beaters, did you see the buy one get one free boxes of Kleenex the next aisle over?

U can try to fire me up all you want, Just remember I'll be playing golf today while you're at work ! Let that fester in you for a while. Just Keep looking at that time clock. I am free to leave anytime I want, lol !

[pdorries]

Originally Posted by Hindsight

U can try to fire me up all you want, Just remember I'll be playing golf today while you're at work ! Let that fester in you for a while. Just Keep looking at that time clock. I am free to leave anytime I want, lol !

hey, props to you man, keep workin on that game, work on it all day every day! I'm glad you're getting in the quality practice time needed to take down Mr. Wise. Maybe someday when you graduate 1st grade you can step into halls of the middle school and get picked on by different bullies. Here in these halls you don't gotta worry about getting boogers wiped on your shirt, or getting called a doo doo head. On my turf, we do swirlies, locker stuffing, and lunch money stealing.

Sincerely,
King of the 8th Grade

[sschumacher]

Dorries, didn't you just pick up one of the 1,600 new IRS jobs created by Obamacare?

[pdorries]

Originally Posted by sschumacher

Dorries, didn't you just pick up one of the 1,600 new IRS jobs created by Obamacare?

Actually, I didn't. But now that you mention it, I could probably be a valuable asset to the IRS in this region, I could think of a few places to start digging

[sschumacher]

Originally Posted by Hindsight

I'll be playing golf today while you're at work!

Dude, that's not really worth braggin about. It just means you're either unemployed, near unemployment, or are only required to clean toliets at work every other day.

It you want to brag about something brag about something like hangin out on a beach in the Bahama's.

[chicks]

Originally Posted by sschumacher

This is sooo true. I remember I was a nobody when I started.

Years later I'm still a nobody but now I'm a (VIN) VERY IMPORTANT NOBODY!!!!

When I die they are going to erect a statue of me at Chandler.

Furdog I told Treat the other day that if you don't live to see the concrete pads in at the Moose Run, that I would make sure we put your ashes in them. Would you prefer hole 1 or is there enough of you to go around for all 18

[twoputtok]

Just use the biggest hole out there.

[Hindsight]

Originally Posted by sschumacher

Dude, that's not really worth braggin about. It just means you're either unemployed, near unemployment, or are only required to clean toliets at work every other day.

It you want to brag about something brag about something like hangin out on a beach in the Bahama's.

Or it means my last promotion got me put on 45 hours a week @ salary + my free benefits I recieve. I just bust *** in the morning so I can play in the afternoon.

[Hindsight]

Originally Posted by pdorries

hey, props to you man, keep workin on that game, work on it all day every day! I'm glad you're getting in the quality practice time needed to take down Mr. Wise. Maybe someday when you graduate 1st grade you can step into halls of the middle school and get picked on by different bullies. Here in these halls you don't gotta worry about getting boogers wiped on your shirt, or getting called a doo doo head. On my turf, we do swirlies, locker stuffing, and lunch money stealing.

Sincerely,
King of the 8th Grade

We would have put you in the Dumpster during Howdy week at Sapulpa. You wouldn't last 10 minutes where I am from Paul.

[chicks]

Originally Posted by twoputtok

Just use the biggest hole out there.

Wise can be the master of ceremonies and head eulogist.

[pdorries]

Originally Posted by Hindsight

We would have put you in the Dumpster during Howdy week at Sapulpa. You wouldn't last 10 minutes where I am from Paul.

I have no rebuttal, I thought my last analogy was crafty, but apprently it went over your head like one of my discs when you are standing 400 feet down the fairway.

[sschumacher]

Originally Posted by chicks

Wise can be the master of ceremonies and head eulogist.

"head eulogist"????

What??? They have an official title for what he does for free on his knees at Turkey Mountain???

[Hindsight]

Originally Posted by pdorries

I have no rebuttal, I thought my last analogy was crafty, but apprently it went over your head like one of my discs when you are standing 400 feet down the fairway.

No, I got your analogy, Im just talking about Reality ! I don't want to talk about your booger picking grab *** dreams.

If you did throw over my head while I was playing a hole, I'd make sure that disc came back in alot worse shape than when it left your hand.

[sschumacher]

That's right Hinds. If someone throws over my head while I'm playing a hole I'll pee on their disc.

[pdorries]

Originally Posted by Hindsight

No, I got your analogy, Im just talking about Reality ! I don't want to talk about your booger picking grab *** dreams.

If you did throw over my head while I was playing a hole, I'd make sure that disc came back in alot worse shape than when it left your hand.

since we're talking reality now, which I find ironic in the first place... Hinds.. talking about reality?? Funny, since you seem to live in dreamland...

i'd love to wager on how you came to find out about the "dumpster traditions" at your school... you picking someone up and throwing them in the dumpster would be about as amusing to watch as Hatton telling some 400 lb. jacked bodybuilder wearing an Affliction shirt 3 sizes too small that he can't go into the club... both scenarios are highly unlikely and would definitely be worthy of a nice bucket of popcorn and 64oz Big Gulp

reality = wise beat you down with a bum hand .. end of story

[Big Easy]

Originally Posted by wforest

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Sat. Apr. 3 Tulsa Pro/Am LS Discs PDGA C-Tier
… Chandler Park … TD: Lars Nordgren (785) 220-1226
( special ‘casual division’ with no-PDGA-fee )

Sun. Apr. 4 Special Edition“High Noon Flights” at The LODGE
… free CTP … low entry $4 … mulligans for sale …
… Draw-Doubles … sign-ups begin 11:20am …

Tues. Apr. 6 Riverside Park ( please be early ) 6:00pm

Wed. Apr. 7 Hunter Park ( please be early ) 6:00pm

Thurs. Apr. 8 “Thursday Nite Flights”
… at RIVERSIDE Park , low entry $3 , mulligans for sale
… free CTP … sign-ups begin 7:15pm … tee 8:00pm

Fri. Apr. 9 “Late-Night with David Nicholson”
… at McClure Park (Moonlight Mini) …
Tell your Friends , Grab your Discs , Grab some Fun !
David Nicholson 830-5617 / tee approx. 8:15pm

Sat. Apr. 10 Spring Fling and “City Championship Series”
Morning at McClure . . . Afternoon at Course Dovillio

Final Weekend … TD: Martin Norris (918) 857-0633
Sun. Apr. 11 Spring Fling and “City Championship Series”
Morning at Hunter Park . . . Afternoon at Haikey Creek

Tues. Apr. 13 Riverside Park ( please be early ) 6:00pm

Wed. Apr. 14 Hunter Park ( please be early ) 6:00pm

Thurs. Apr. 15 Chandler Park (Duff on this one) 6:00pm

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Also: bring-your-partner Doubles / TD: Wayne Forest
… staggered tee-times 4:30 until 6:00pm …

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Camping and Disc-Golf for ALL !
( Special “Saturday Nite Flights” sign-up at 7:00pm )

Thanks Wayne

[Hindsight]

Originally Posted by pdorries

since we're talking reality now, which I find ironic in the first place... Hinds.. talking about reality?? Funny, since you seem to live in dreamland...

i'd love to wager on how you came to find out about the "dumpster traditions" at your school... you picking someone up and throwing them in the dumpster would be about as amusing to watch as Hatton telling some 400 lb. jacked bodybuilder wearing an Affliction shirt 3 sizes too small that he can't go into the club... both scenarios are highly unlikely and would definitely be worthy of a nice bucket of popcorn and 64oz Big Gulp

reality = wise beat you down with a bum hand .. end of story

I'll give you a little background, In my High School, the first week of school every year was howdy week. All the seniors would go around and literaly throw all the snot nosed punk smart *** Freshman in the dumpster ! simple as that, I never got it when i was a freshman, one of the benefits on being in cross country running. But when I was a Senior, we threw at least 10 kids in the dumpster and no I never did it by myself, I had help !

We definetly would have got you Paul, Then after maybe locked you in the FFA barn and let you figure out how to get home. Thats just how things are a little different in Creek County.

As far as Wise goes, whats your point ! I got beat and I admit it.....Really kind of a pointless statement thats all.

[pdorries]

Originally Posted by Hindsight

Really kind of a pointless statement thats all.

pointless maybe. but we were on the topic of reality

[Hindsight]

tell you what Paul, You just go and have a good day. Obviously something has gotten you awfully cranky lately. April 15 will be here soon enough and you will get to go out and Detonate some more. I really really hope things get better for you. Later dude.

[sschumacher]

I've been listening to the two of you go at it for a while now and I just want to implore the both of you to take the high road and choose to not procreate in this lifetime.

It's a tough world out there these days and no child should have to suffer through a lifetime with either of you as a father.

While you've both have displayed on rare occasions a glimmer of hope, neither of you reflect or demonstrate the true compassion or imagination to talk the talk or walk the walk as Twoputt and I have demonstrated.

I can only assume the pressures of being "young punks" suppress's your ability to ever achieve top dog status.

Perhaps same-sex marriage would be the best recommendation for both of you.

[twoputtok]

Originally Posted by Hindsight

Or it means my last promotion got me put on 45 hours a week @ salary + my free benefits I recieve. I just bust *** in the morning so I can play in the afternoon.

Sounds like a quote from a hooker. Or the HEAD nurse.

[sschumacher]

See, that's what I'm talking about. A well thought out, quality "putt-down" that can only come from an old guy who have lived the life and been there, done that.

It's like the Jolly-Green Giant dropping turds on Jack and his beanstalk.

[pdorries]

furdog, you talk more BS than this guy

[sschumacher]

Well I guess that makes me next in line to take his job eh?

From where I'm at it appears you just wish you were me.

This is the one you really need to worry about....



A true "hottie".

Considering the two of you share the same basic approval rating you might even have a shot at getting lucky on Friday night for a change.

And afterwards she'll bring you cookies and milk and tuck you into bed.