Deer Lakes Monthly Scores

[Jeff_LaG]

I'll see you at Deer Lakes on the 30th.

LaGrassa Open

FYI, the long-range weather forecast is for partly sunny and a high of 31 °F. It won't be 70 degrees like last year, but a dry, brisk day like that would be perfect for disc golf.

[jmc2442]

nice avatar.

[kUrTp]

If there was no pittsburgh Steelers i would follow them. They are one h e l l of a physical football team.

[jmc2442]

Jeff, have you decided what tees we are going to play?!? I would imagine the blues... guess that means I need to throw some rounds from there before then, LOL. I dont think score is going to be my prime objective that day though.

[jmc2442]

oh, and I swear to the powers that be I have Pooleyosis... an 80 in the monthy, next round 68 with a three putt 7 on 14 and a circle 5 on 18... hopefully DGAMachLiteWizardPuttersacillin is the cure?!?!!

[kUrTp]

oh, and I swear to the powers that be I have Pooleyosis...

There is no cure, you are DOOMED for the rest of your life.

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[jmc2442]

^^ weather sissy
<< is in like Flynn
vv wishes it was May already

[21016]

Dave and I played a round today and it was great. Then we ran into Dan and Stella for another nine. Same weather tomorrow. Going to be a good day for golf.

[sandalbagger]

I'll post the scores in a few minutes as well as some pictures. KB and myself both missed 15 foot putts on hole 18 to tie for first at 69.

[sandalbagger]

Here are pictures from the monthly as well as the 2nd round from that day.

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[Jeff_LaG]

Here are pictures from the monthly as well as the 2nd round from that day.

Is that hole#15? How in the world did someone end up over there?

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Hey....how come I'm not in any of those photos?

[jmc2442]

<-- Jerry loungin' in 68 degree living room bliss... weather sissy.

and to answer Jeff's question, that someone is Big Baby's girlfriend Lori(sp?!?)...
and how IN THE WORLD did she end up down there you ask?!?...
well, catching a branch at the end of the opening
along with the nasty crosswinds that have been blowing, whabam.
there you are. you dont even need the trees if you throw a bad flipper(righty)
or a nasty come off it early hyzer(lefty).
i've seen both end up in the same general area.

unfortunately mine seem to end up dead straight... dead straight in the lake that is.

[jmc2442]

Here are pictures from the monthly as well as the 2nd round from that day.

I wish the upper lake, and whole park for that matter, looked more like the following right now....


from The Hunt, September 29th, 2007

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<-- Jerry loungin' in 68 degree living room bliss... weather sissy.

I believe the actual loungin' temp was around 71 or 72....
(Probably better referred to as the "hibernation" temperature.. .)

[kUrTp]

I didn't go either Jerry but at least I spent the day outside. How about fishing in the creeks along lake erie.

Air Temp - 25 degree
Water Temp - 35 degree

Only caught 2 steelhead but they sure were tasty.

[sandalbagger]

Here are the final 2007 Ratings for the Deer Lakes monthly. Blue Tees only.

www.angelfire.com/pa/knobhill/deerlakes.xls

[sandalbagger]

and for those without Excel. here are the 2007 Deer Lakes Monthly final ratings. There were 7 monthly events held in 2007 at Deer Lakes.

Chris Deitzel - 983 (5 events)
Jerry Gotcher - 983 (5 events)
Josh Arnette - 976 (4 events)
Tim Wright - 974 (2 events)
Larry Gioa - 964 (2 events)
Red Whittington - 962 (4 events)
Leo Liller - 961 (2 events)
J Gary Dropcho - 961 (2 events)
KB CLark - 960 (3 events)
Greg Meitus - 959 (4 events)
Brian Mace - 957 (1 event)
Sid Olcott - 952 (5 events)
Scott Heintzelman - 948 (5 events)
Dave Olcott - 944 (5 events)
Josh Smith - 944 (1 event)
Matt Miao - 944 (1 event)
Rob Johnson - 940 (2 events)
Robin White - 937 (1 event)
Mike Hoeg - 937 (1 event)
Mike Speaker - 930 (1 event)
Brian Grace - 930 (2 events)
Jeremiah Libby - 925 (3 events)
Alex Fore - 923 (3 events)
Dave Kuhrt - 918 (4 events)
Kurt Poole - 908 (4 events)
Mark Prestopnik - 882 (1 event)
Scott McIntyre - 860 (5 events)

[kUrTp]

Who has the scores from this past Saturday?

[jmc2442]

I do. I will get them posted later today when I get home...

Dietz wins Open with a 67 or thereabouts, KB second.
I won AM, if you can call it "winning"... cuz Alanna and I sure shot crappy.

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Isn't there a rule against two people using the same avatar if they post on the same topic threads? If not, there should be....

[jmc2442]

in the words of some crappy teenie pop band with MEGA HOT members (aka Pussycat Dolls),

"Don't you wish you could R E P like me!"

couchcuddlincoldhatinwinterhibernatinnoplayingooch !

[kUrTp]

We're Just Proud to Represent the 724

[jmc2442]

remember the joke Mitch Hedberg does about the sandwich?!?

Mitch - "what do you think of alfalfa sprouts on your sandwich"
Other - "i'm for it"
Mitch - "Then youre not in the [censored] club"

that guy was genius.


STEADY REPPIN'!!!

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Mitch Hedberg Quotes



A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Mitch Hedberg

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg

Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
Mitch Hedberg

Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.
Mitch Hedberg

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.
Mitch Hedberg

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Mitch Hedberg

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Mitch Hedberg

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
Mitch Hedberg

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
Mitch Hedberg

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Mitch Hedberg

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
Mitch Hedberg

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Mitch Hedberg

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Mitch Hedberg

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.
Mitch Hedberg

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
Mitch Hedberg

I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Mitch Hedberg

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.
Mitch Hedberg

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
Mitch Hedberg

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Mitch Hedberg

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
Mitch Hedberg

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary.
Mitch Hedberg

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
Mitch Hedberg

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
Mitch Hedberg

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.
Mitch Hedberg

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
Mitch Hedberg

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Mitch Hedberg

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
Mitch Hedberg

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
Mitch Hedberg

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
Mitch Hedberg

I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Mitch Hedberg

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Mitch Hedberg

I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.
Mitch Hedberg

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
Mitch Hedberg

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Mitch Hedberg

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
Mitch Hedberg

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
Mitch Hedberg

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Mitch Hedberg

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
Mitch Hedberg

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
Mitch Hedberg

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
Mitch Hedberg

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
Mitch Hedberg

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
Mitch Hedberg

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which one is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
Mitch Hedberg

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
Mitch Hedberg

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Mitch Hedberg

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1000 of something is too many. I'll have 1000 pieces of noodles.
Mitch Hedberg

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Mitch Hedberg

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
Mitch Hedberg

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Mitch Hedberg

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
Mitch Hedberg

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
Mitch Hedberg

[jmc2442]

btw, isnt there a rule about having an avatar that makes peope nauseous to the point they cant eat lunch? if not, there should be!

<---- anti-swirly stunna' shades!

[hitman]

Deer Lakes C-pin on 11 with green approach cleared, maybe C-pin on 2? <-----stella? (cleared the green enough)

[jmc2442]

we'll see in the coming week if 2 will go to C... however, #11 WILL be in C pin or the monthly. Good luck. MUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAA...

btw, hitman, your secret is safe with me.

as it stands now the dldgc is playing as follows, to change potentially for the monthly:
1 c
2 b maybe c
3 b --> most likely going to a
4 b
5 c
6 b
7 b
8 c
9 b
10 a
11 c
12 c --> going to be B
13 b
14 c
15 a
16 a
17 b
18 c

Thank you, have a great day!

Stella