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Originally Posted by mtreat
Scott, if you're looking for a tax break why don't you just forge a Salvation Army donation receipt like everyone else 
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Well due to all the secret money kickbacks I've been getting from renting out my mountain to LS Discs, Duff, Barton, and Slim, I have developed a need for tax write offs to keep me out of higher tax brackets.
Perhaps if you could rent out your space to someone other than those bums living in their vans done by the river, you might have the same problem too.
Do you know of any accountants with offshore accounts that can launder some money for me???
BTW, don't tell Hicks about the kickbacks because he might want in for a percentage.