First of all we are not playing the mini if it is on the short course. We will play the big boy course.
No, I want to play on Sarah's card. She's my real competition and considering we both beat you, a good opportunity for you to learn something.
Second, I was up 5 and figured you had caved as usual so I let off the gas and ended up with a 6 on hole 11.
I wouldn't say you let off the gas. It was more like the air bag blew up in your face. You're supposed to throw around the woods not through them.
From that point on you looked like Climo. I swear you could have thrown through a picket fence. Hole after throw I saw you close your eyes, throw as hard as you can and end up in your putting range, which is about 2 feet. Talk about playing over your head, wow!!!
I was not playing over my head but rather keeping up with Sarah while dropping a nutsack on yours. You may be a good accountant but you didn't can't account for that can you.
You and I know I should have won by at least 10 strokes.
10 strokes won't help you to mate. Half way through the round you start checking the score card as the realization of pending doom and gloom start to set in.
Please continue to leave your shirt on as the horror of that gut, total lack of any muscle mass and that strange white glow that comes off your body is way too much for public consumption.
As long as Lil'Moose loves me I don't care about public consumption.
Just the weekend before you said, and I quote, " Yeah man you're all buff, you can take your shirt off, not me man." Honestly I was pretty uncomfortable with all the man love you were throwing my way. I assumed baby sitting pads had finally gotten to you, now I am not sure.
Actually what I think I said is how can you manage to do all the exercise you do and still smoke. Obviously those granola bars did not pay off this time.
So now that the record is straight, see you at Chandler big boy.
I don't know. Basketball playoffs start on Thursday. Can't we just settle this with a $5 CTP on hole # 1?
Oh yeah one more thing. I had nothing to do with the posting on the board. I was at work.
You told me, don't worry man I won't tell anybody, well I guess I know what your word is worth!!