BTW Wise, you forget that I am about 5 months older than you therefore my intellegence level is way above yours.
Perfect example is when your wife wanted a horse you go out and get a real one and now spend your money on hay and most afternoons standing behind it with a shovel.
Had she been my wife I would have got her one of these..
No barn to rent, no trailor to buy, no horse crap to pick up, and on top of that I could have made money out of the deal.
The fact that you were born close to Halloween speaks for itself and I can only imagine the disapointment on your mother's face upon gazing on you and finding out that the hospital could come up with Dingos to steal her baby.