First of all we are not playing the mini if it is on the short course. We will play the big boy course.
Second, I was up 5 and figured you had caved as usual so I let off the gas and ended up with a 6 on hole 11.
From that point on you looked like Climo. I swear you could have thrown through a picket fence. Hole after throw I saw you close your eyes, throw as hard as you can and end up in your putting range, which is about 2 feet. Talk about playing over your head, wow!!!
You and I know I should have won by at least 10 strokes. Please continue to leave your shirt on as the horror of that gut, total lack of any muscle mass and that strange white glow that comes off your body is way too much for public consumption.
Just the weekend before you said, and I quote, " Yeah man you're all buff, you can take your shirt off, not me man." Honestly I was pretty uncomfortable with all the man love you were throwing my way. I assumed baby sitting pads had finally gotten to you, now I am not sure.
So now that the record is straight, see you at Chandler big boy.
Oh yeah one more thing. I had nothing to do with the posting on the board. I was at work.
You told me, don't worry man I won't tell anybody, well I guess I know what your word is worth!!
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