I've been listening to the two of you go at it for a while now and I just want to implore the both of you to take the high road and choose to not procreate in this lifetime.
It's a tough world out there these days and no child should have to suffer through a lifetime with either of you as a father.
While you've both have displayed on rare occasions a glimmer of hope, neither of you reflect or demonstrate the true compassion or imagination to talk the talk or walk the walk as Twoputt and I have demonstrated.
I can only assume the pressures of being "young punks" suppress's your ability to ever achieve top dog status.
Perhaps same-sex marriage would be the best recommendation for both of you.