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Old Dec 01 2009, 10:26 AM   #2629
twoputtok
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Okay, Okay........

Lets see now, OSU does have 32 NT's of its total 48 for wrestling against OU's 6, you can have bragging rights on that. Not a fun sport, designed for those that can't make the FB team, and guys that like squeezing other guys, you can have that one.

Gymnastics, we have this one with 8 to your 0, I almost wish that were the other way around. This was created as a sport so that you and your woman can have bonding time in front of the TV on a Saturday afternoon. This one is equal to figure skating.

Cross County, you win at 2-0. What ever, this is a hobby, not a sport. So your guys can run further than the next guy before crapping his shorts? Does anyone even watch these?

Equestrian - OSU 1-0 Again another hobby, my horse is better than your horse, I can rope that calf better than you. Plain and simple, equestrian is a sport for the rich little girls, so they can take their horse with them to school.


Now for the top 4 sports, lucky for you I include golf, but we'll have to rank it 4th in the list for the fact you can drink alchohol and be totaly unfit and still be a success. How can that be considered athleticism?

1. Football, pure domination on this one with a record of 7-0 against OSU!

2. Basketball, that one is all yours at 2 against 0, but you haven't had one in over 63 years.

3. Baseball, we're on top in this one 2-1. I'm not a baseball fan, so I don't care.

4. Golf, you win this one 10-1 but like I said above, if a fat drunk can play it, can it be a sport? I think you win this for the just on the amount of alchohol that is comsumed in Stillwater. With 4 years of practice under their belt, these guys are ready for Pro Golf.


Ou wins in the top 3 REAL SPORTS 9-3 but If I give you the golf, you come out ahead 13-10.


I will cheer on OSU at every chance I get, until they are against OU. I'm a fan of all Okalhoma colleges. Its just for Bedlam football, I'm pretty one sided.

I will have to agree with FurDog however about the quality of peole from OSU. Most are great people to be around.
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