You should go back to the day job you had before you married. What was it? Diggin ditches? Oral tampon tester? Oh I remember, you were Richard Simmons personal "fluffer".
....No wonder he always looked so happy. You were probably the inspiration for his "Deal a Meal" cards.
I answered your question Kenny Cat Dander Head.
....Now shut up or we'll cut you out of the Reindeer games.
