Sorry Dave. I guess I'm not worthy of a golden shovel.
....Next time I see Connors I'll give him mine. If he doesn't want it then I'll give it away at a mini. On top of that I'll try and get you a golden snow shovel for being the tough guy you are and going out and playing in the snow last Thursday.
I apoligize that I don't feel "inspired" by all you have done.
....Nor feel the need to be out everyday trying to improve my game. You're the King.
I'm sure everynight your wife and kids tell you what a great person you are and how they never feel neglected now that you're home all the time. And if they don't then I'm sure you can look in the mirror everyday and pat yourself on the back for all you've done and remind yourself how much better a person you are than Furdog.