So you have finally removed yourself as a disc golfer and become a professional volunteer?
What a freaking joke!
Your competitve spirit must come from all those band practices in high school. So now you'll sit back and talk a good game or just re-tell the story of your disc getting over the pond to all the newbies that come along for the next ten years, or tell them how many water jugs you carried at worlds, tell them how many tee pads you gaurded from the squirrels.
Just be sure when you tell them you're the course pro at Chandler that you don't actually throw a disc or they'll see you as the poser we know you are.
Don't worry buddy, as soon as spring gets here you can play Riverside and Chandler again and maybe get yourself a couple of birdies during a round. Hell, you might even break par.
MAYBE!
