This is your roaming reporter reporting live from Blawkhawk where Kenny Avalanche has just been transported by EMSA to the local emergency facility. Seems that approximately at 2:15pm local time an emergency 911 call was received from some park patrons about a man who had froze his tongue to a metal disc golf pole hole.
....Witnesses said that Mr. Avalanche had been "Triple-Dog-Dared" by one of his buddy's. Firefighters used the "Jaws of Life" to free the man who tragically lost 80% of his tongue but his wife, upon hearing the news, told this reporter that his tongue as well as his manhood, lacked any length or practical purpose anyway and that it would not be missed.
Medical officials declined to comment on the prognosis other than to say that once a big mouth, always a big mouth.
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