1st, I don't have to try and get you in trouble with your woman, you do just fine on your own, you don't need my help.
Besides I din't post the women thing, you did.
I don't care for male strippers, I know you prefer it but please leave me out of that.
you may wear that sheep costume for Mitchell but as I have told you many times, I don't care how good you look in that costume, I'm not going to do you.
If you really want to get me a Birthday present, then.....