Ask Hawk

[JERMAN]

have at it -

what are the pitfalls of the new ratings system your disc golf greatness?

[JERMAN]

obviously this question has stumped ydgh, perhaps!

let's move on to another subject...

is it a good idea that nomad paul wear full cheek panties as opposed to his usual nomads thong when he throws in the winter months?

[hawkgammon]

what are the pitfalls of the new ratings system your disc golf greatness?



Cosmo,

You're only about 11 months (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=OtherPDGATopics&Number=64 9433&page=1&vc=1&fpart=1) late on this one. You might want to stick to the hymen bored.

[hawkgammon]

is it a good idea that nomad paul wear full cheek panties as opposed to his usual nomads thong when he throws in the winter months?



Kenny,

Not if he continues to wear them outside his pants.

[JERMAN]

what can be done about selective rule enforcement when it is so obviously getting out of hand??

[tyson99duke]

Why are you and Myers the worst Fantasy Leaguers ever?

[mr smOOOth]

Hawk, when I looked up the word 'member' in the dictionary it read: a part or organ of a human or animal body; specif., a) an arm or leg b) the penis.
Now when I say I am a PDGA "member", should I take that to mean like I am the right-hand-man so to speak, or am I the second thing? 'Cause when my ex caught me with her sister she called me a, well, you know, the second thing (but not that nicely!) and it kinda hurt my feelings a little.
Shed some light on this for me, Hawk.

[Dick]

Hawk: I've always wondered what the difference is between a leopard and a sidewinder. Can you enlighten us?

[mr smOOOth]

One is for rollers the other one is for Masters.

[discette]

Hawk Corrick Suspension 2/2/2008 2/23/2008
Personal Attack

[mr smOOOth]

Hawk, I recently got my girlfriend a fake i.d. so she could get that tattoo she has always wanted. She wanted to get 'Born To Lose' right above her landing strip. Unfortunately, a couple of extra O's got put in and now it says 'Born Too Loose'. I can live with it since it's kinda true, but she isn't happy at all!
My question to you is, should I pay to have it removed or just tell her to embrace the seventies and cover it naturally?

[mr smOOOth]

Hawk, is it a breach of lap-dance etiquette to wear basketball shorts sans boxers during said lap-dance?

[Chris Hysell]

Hawk, does your feeble mind remember me?

[hawkgammon]

what can be done about selective rule enforcement when it is so obviously getting out of hand??



German,

I'd answer that, but would be promptly removed from the bored again.

[hawkgammon]

Why are you and Myers the worst Fantasy Leaguers ever?



Perdue,

Actually we're not. I've got trophies to prove it. On the other hand Rich has a proven track record of failure.

[hawkgammon]

Hawk, when I looked up the word 'member' in the dictionary it read: a part or organ of a human or animal body; specif., a) an arm or leg b) the penis.
Now when I say I am a PDGA "member", should I take that to mean like I am the right-hand-man so to speak, or am I the second thing? 'Cause when my ex caught me with her sister she called me a, well, you know, the second thing (but not that nicely!) and it kinda hurt my feelings a little.
Shed some light on this for me, Hawk.



SmOOOth,

I think you're just jerking me around here. Everyone knows your ex and her sister were a regular thing.

[hawkgammon]

Hawk: I've always wondered what the difference is between a leopard and a sidewinder. Can you enlighten us?



Load,

It's all about ease of turning them over. It's like the difference between a drunk sorority girl, and a high end call girl.

[hawkgammon]

Hawk, I recently got my girlfriend a fake i.d. so she could get that tattoo she has always wanted. She wanted to get 'Born To Lose' right above her landing strip. Unfortunately, a couple of extra O's got put in and now it says 'Born Too Loose'. I can live with it since it's kinda true, but she isn't happy at all!
My question to you is, should I pay to have it removed or just tell her to embrace the seventies and cover it naturally?



SmOOOOOOth,

Personal grooming and the 70's is not something you want to revisit. Just explain to her the obvious benefit this will have with regards to her current and future lovers. Upon seeing this inscription men are going to have a certain sensation expectation and when it proves to be much better they will be filled with confidence about their manliness. She'll be increasing the self esteem of men from this point forward. Simply embrace the positive humanitarian results of this misfortune.

[hawkgammon]

Hawk, is it a breach of lap-dance etiquette to wear basketball shorts sans boxers during said lap-dance?



Smoooth,

You're dressed during lap dances?

[hawkgammon]

Hawk, does your feeble mind remember me?



Chris,

Hmmm...Hysell...Hysell...Hysell...didn't I give you a fiver at an intersection a few months back?

[johnbiscoe]

birdguy, how many events will it be before the formerly evil lost pup forgets to turn in a scorecard this year?... or did the bypass clear his head as well?

[hawkgammon]

birdguy, how many events will it be before the formerly evil lost pup forgets to turn in a scorecard this year?... or did the bypass clear his head as well?



Biscuit,

Please remember that his minor medical condition from last season had nothing to do with his failure to turn in his second round scorecard. It was simply a matter of out and out cheating. I'll be alerting all of the other elderly baggers to be alert for this on Saturday. Perhaps you could work it into your announcements at the players meeting.

[johnbiscoe]

...if i am there you may count upon it, although i'm not sure if i'll be gracing you with my presence.

[Dick]

i probably still have that scorecard. it's outrageous that i was stroked for not turning it in while i was disoriented from having a heart infarction. isn't having quintuple bypass a few weeks later evidence enough of a justifiable medical excuse for turning in the scorecard?

[Dick]

Hawk, so how does it feel being beaten by an old fat guy? and how does that second place trophy look on your mantle?

[hawkgammon]

Hawk, so how does it feel being beaten by an old fat guy? and how does that second place trophy look on your mantle?



Load,

If it was during an actual bet related competition, and part of a pattern and not an isolated occurence I might be concerned. I'm thinking of offering the trophy up to the fans on EBAY. How's our shop coming along?

[JERMAN]

Marijuana Anonymous is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength, and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from marijuana addiction.

Good sir, do you think disc golf helps with this recovery effort and why?

[hawkgammon]

Marijuana Anonymous is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength, and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from marijuana addiction.

Good sir, do you think disc golf helps with this recovery effort and why?



German,

I'm afraid I fail to see the connection between disc golf and marijuana.

[dtwo]

I checked what’s in your bag for the upcoming battle against the Dr, and I noticed that your discs seem to need a lot of space between them. Given that you actually put them in a wimpy little amateur disc golf bag, why is so much space required?

[hawkgammon]

I checked what’s in your bag for the upcoming battle against the Dr, and I noticed that your discs seem to need a lot of space between them. Given that you actually put them in a wimpy little amateur disc golf bag, why is so much space required?



Dan-o,

Thanks for the interest fan. I'll be updating that list later this week. The spacing was purely for artistic visual purposes. FYI I was only carrying the purse during the off-season. I busted out the big bag Sunday for the preseason tune-up and will be humping that down at Loriella on Saturday. Thanks for your interest and concern. Godspeed.

[Dick]

Hawk, do you think events should offer trophies to second and third place?

[hawkgammon]

Hawk, do you think events should offer trophies to second and third place?



Dick,

You know the Nomads rule: Second place is for losers. The only thing a 2nd or 3rd place trophy is good for is to sell on the internet to the fans.

[Dick]

In the immortal words of Ricky Bobby (actually his dad), "second place is first loser"

keep that in mind!

[JERMAN]

when will the e-bay shop of won plastic be up and running hawk and do you have a name picked out for the "shop" yet?

[hawkgammon]

when will the e-bay shop of won plastic be up and running hawk and do you have a name picked out for the "shop" yet?



Non Trophier,

Are you suggesting that "amateur" Association members might sell their won plastic? Absurd! Fear not. You may soon bid on my 2nd place Whispering Falls Silver Division trophy. Dick informs me that the shop will be up and running in a couple of weeks. He's busy ordering food at various carryout establishments in the suburbs of Baltimore and the District. We do have a name chosen, but are not going to announce that publicly until the shop is up and running. In addition to the aforementioned trophy fans will be able to bid on my 2006 Calvert Series 2nd place Pro Masters metal mini trophy featuring my name stamped on it! Remember our motto...if it's second place it's crap! Pricing on won plastic will be determined later, but at a substantial savings! Also fans will be excited to know that I will personally autograph their purchase for an additional dollar, and for two dollars I'll personalize with a phrase of the buyers choosing or something original like:


Proud PDGA Tool!




What's your slave number?




Nomads=Gambling & Girls.

[dtwo]

In your profile you mention that on of your hobbies is "Running a pool on how long until I'm suspended from the "Association" message bored."

Where do I get action on that?

[hawkgammon]

In your profile you mention that on of your hobbies is "Running a pool on how long until I'm suspended from the "Association" message bored."

Where do I get action on that?



D Squared,

Sorry for your luck cowboy, but that ship already sailed. However since you appear to have money to burn I suggest you visit Hot Tub's House of Plastic (http://stores.ebay.com/Hot-Tubs-House-of-Plastic) for many of the fine offerings available to you...the disc golf public.

[JERMAN]

that d2 always wanting in on nomad action - as atated before he is the biggest nomad wanna be ever!

[JERMAN]

what will you do with all the cash you bring in from Hot Tub's House of Plastic??

[hawkgammon]

what will you do with all the cash you bring in from Hot Tub's House of Plastic??



I.R.S.,

That's classified.

[Dick]

I thought you said we were sending all the profits to starving children in bangladesh?

[hawkgammon]

Obviously that's the plan...more or less.

[dtwo]

that d2 always wanting in on nomad action


Everyone is looking for easy money ;).


as atated before


I don't remember anyone "atating" anything.


he is the biggest nomad wanna be ever!


You have to admit that the old Nomads site was the best source of humor for last year! Clearly, Hawk's responses to "Ask Hawk 2008" are very conservative... obviously trying to walk the PDGA message board line. I give him until June before his next suspension.

[Dick]

48 hours until the long ride home, where you two can contemplate how i have beaten you again. Hawk will be mentally making his list of drives for both rounds and swearing off another mold of driver. German will be so tired he will sleep most of the way home.

[hawkgammon]

48 hours until the long ride home, where you two can contemplate how i have beaten you again. Hawk will be mentally making his list of drives for both rounds and swearing off another mold of driver. German will be so tired he will sleep most of the way home.



Wrong thread...Dick.

[dtwo]

From the Minor League Bored (http://www.md-discgolf.com/viewtopic.php?t=1501&start=4)

...alas i have spoken with the one that runs that outting and claims since hes old and creaky there will be no zingles this sun due to his playing Loriella on Saturday he will need to rest up. but all are welcome to play soon as i find out where its at next will post it here


It appears that you run Zingles only when it is convenient to your schedule.

The odds that you win any Nomads Zingles are incredibly small. However, you attend every Zingles event, and therefore create the over whelming chance that you will win the overall Zingles again this year.

How long can you keep this charade going before the Nomads mutiny?

Can you "man up" to Patapsco Punisher Singles on Sunday?

[hawkgammon]

From the Minor League Bored (http://www.md-discgolf.com/viewtopic.php?t=1501&start=4)

...alas i have spoken with the one that runs that outting and claims since hes old and creaky there will be no zingles this sun due to his playing Loriella on Saturday he will need to rest up. but all are welcome to play soon as i find out where its at next will post it here


It appears that you run Zingles only when it is convenient to your schedule.

The odds that you win any Nomads Zingles are incredibly small. However, you attend every Zingles event, and therefore create the over whelming chance that you will win the overall Zingles again this year.

How long can you keep this charade going before the Nomads mutiny?

Can you "man up" to Patapsco Punisher Singles on Sunday?



Danny Boy,

My whole life has been run around the central theme of when things are convenient for me. I know again that you thirst to have an uprising, but keep in mind that the author of this post is not a Nomad. Just another disgruntled outsider much like yourself. As for your last line of gibberish I'm not quite sure what you mean. Remember...sometimes a cigar really is more than a cigar.

[Dick]

Hawk, what do you think about the hiring of Brian Graham as Executive Director of the PDGA?

[hawkgammon]

Hawk, what do you think about the hiring of Brian Graham as Executive Director of the PDGA?



Dick,

Who? All I know is that he doesn't respond to my emails anymore. I suspect he couldn't handle the sexual tension that was building up between us.

[Jeff_Peters]

Dear Hawk,

Will this pic (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/loriella305060006.jpg) ever get old?

[hawkgammon]

Dear Hawk,

Will this pic (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/userpics/10002/loriella305060006.jpg) ever get old?



Jeff,

No. Nothing beats a bloated addict chowing down.

[Dick]

Hawk, how are the investigations into the mitchell report going for you?

[hawkgammon]

Hawk, how are the investigations into the mitchell report going for you?



Dick,

Unlike Roger Clemens, I've never taken anything in the [censored].

[johnbiscoe]

...but didn't you have the same augmentation as deb?

[hawkgammon]

...but didn't you have the same augmentation as deb?



JB,

Me personally? No. Have I paid for someone to have that done...perhaps.

[jdtitan]

Hey Hawk who has the bigger handicap to lug around the course - Dick and his belly or you and your ego?

[johnbiscoe]

Hawk's ego isn't a handicap- it's the only thing that keeps him going.

[Dick]

Hawk, i hear you pulled off some really killer trades in fantasy basketball. How are they working out for you?

[hawkgammon]

Hey Hawk who has the bigger handicap to lug around the course - Dick and his belly or you and your ego?



Justin,

I think you are underestimating the varied handicaps Dick is burdened with every day:
1. His physique
2. His health
3. His intellect
4. His absurdly small penis (according to Mrs. Dick)
5. His "game"

I on the other hand carry the hopes and dreams of a discing nation who view my triumphs as their own in the neverending battle of good vs. mediocre. That coupled with the fringe benefits (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1043/1202296558_e038374e3f_o.jpg) of being me leaves one to conclude that Dick is the one toting the most baggage.

[hawkgammon]

Hawk, i hear you pulled off some really killer trades in fantasy basketball. How are they working out for you?



Dick,

First place quitter.

[jdtitan]

Hey Hawk who has the bigger handicap to lug around the course - Dick and his belly or you and your ego?



Justin,

I think you are underestimating the varied handicaps Dick is burdened with every day:
1. His physique
2. His health
3. His intellect
4. His absurdly small penis (according to Mrs. Dick)
5. His "game"

I on the other hand carry the hopes and dreams of a discing nation who view my triumphs as their own in the neverending battle of good vs. mediocre. That coupled with the fringe benefits (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1043/1202296558_e038374e3f_o.jpg) of being me leaves one to conclude that Dick is the one toting the most baggage.


So what you're basically saying is that your defeat at the hands of Dick should be all the more humiliating than the final stroke tally? You know, considering his considerable handicaps and all? I think Dick carries the hopes and dreams of millions more, considering he reflects the values of us "normal" folk - you know as opposed to you "International Disc Golf Celebrity" types.

[JERMAN]

<font color="blue"> [offensive content removed] </font>

Hawk, now that a large healthy ANY NAME had his way with you in the woods at
Loriella how do you plan to beat this ANY NAME in the future?


if you insert any name what is wrong with this statement? not a freakin thing! this is bogus and i demand the probation be lifted and admin get their heads out of the gutter - i certainly didn't go there with my comments

it's not my fault the guy's name is DICK - blame his parents for that!!!

[hawkgammon]

<font color="blue"> [offensive content removed] </font>



Gerri,

I'm not sure you can ever use healthy and Dick in the same sentence. I'm optimistic that after nearly beating Dick off in the woods that the next tourney will have a happier ending.

[smithma7]

Gee Hawk,

How can one shave 20 strokes off their game by Sunday? :P

[hawkgammon]

Gee Hawk,

How can one shave 20 strokes off their game by Sunday? :P



Mikey,

I don't normally refer these questions to outside sources, but I think in this case there is one expert (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=13517) who can truly help you better than I. Otherwise just throw harder.

[johnbiscoe]

<font color="blue"> [offensive content removed] </font>

Hawk, now that a large healthy ANY NAME had his way with you in the woods at
Loriella how do you plan to beat this ANY NAME in the future?


if you insert any name what is wrong with this statement? not a freakin thing! this is bogus and i demand the probation be lifted and admin get their heads out of the gutter - i certainly didn't go there with my comments

it's not my fault the guy's name is DICK - blame his parents for that!!!



obviously the moderators don't know Dick.

[smithma7]

Gee Hawk,

How can one shave 20 strokes off their game by Sunday? :P



Well, today I shot from the <font color="red">Reds</font> at Patapsco w/ Dan and Glen. As we were nearing the pin on 7, some guy named Patrick appears out of the woods and asks if there's a map for the course. We let him join in.

By avoiding 7s, keeping the 5s and 6s to a minimum (only 8 total), and nailing a bunch of 4s, I shot 85. There's 10 strokes right there. Now I just need to drop the 6s entirely (2 of those should have been 4s!) and nab some 3s.

Hitting the <font color="red">Reds</font> tomorrow around noon.

[JERMAN]

Looks like Coach Becker has an apprentice!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

[dtwo]

Looks like Coach Becker has an apprentice!! /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

No ... stalker perhaps?

I will say it is kind of fun to watch Mike get Punished at Patapsco.

[smithma7]

No ... stalker perhaps?

I will say it is kind of fun to watch Mike get Punished at Patapsco.



You come to my course and I'm the stalker? :P

Shot 85 again today from the reds. 45/40. Patrick was just finishing a round when I arrived and joined me on mine. Then Jim came and moved 11 back to C when we finished.

I'll be damned if I shoot over 90 on Sunday for either round.

[dtwo]

I'll be damned if I shoot over 90 on Sunday for either round.



DrEvil: i do see the issue though if bronze plays short first round, the numbers are just not even unless i have a 5 some. this probably calls for full punishment for everyone.


Good Luck with that from the Blue Tees (http://md-discgolf.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=2&amp;t=1601&amp;start=3&amp;st=0&amp;sk=t&amp;sd=d) :D!

[JERMAN]

hawk, who do you see having a bigger meltdown at the punisher - d2 or paul?

[hawkgammon]

hawk, who do you see having a bigger meltdown at the punisher - d2 or paul?



Jersey,

Never underestimate the foldability of 857. (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/playerstats.php?PDGANum=21954&amp;year=2007)

[dtwo]

hawk, who do you see having a bigger meltdown at the punisher - d2 or paul?

No melt down from either of us ... to bad you were not in the Nomads side bet or we could have taken you money too.

[dtwo]

You have unofficially shot a PDGA rating of 950 over the past three sanctioned tournaments. If you shoot that well in the next PDGA tournament, will you retire for the year?

Given that you only need eight good rounds this year to set your average for the year, I would not see any reason for you to continue.

[hawkgammon]

You have unofficially shot a PDGA rating of 950 over the past three sanctioned tournaments. If you shoot that well in the next PDGA tournament, will you retire for the year?

Given that you only need eight good rounds this year to set your average for the year, I would not see any reason for you to continue.



Dan,

Have you finally realized that backing Dick was a bad decision? Clearly he has sent you out here as his straw man to concede.

[dtwo]

Have you finally realized that backing Dick was a bad decision?

Dick is still my man, I am just hoping you are man enough to play out the rest of the season ... there is still plenty of room for you to choke.

Clearly he has sent you out here as his straw man to concede.

Dick can stand up for himself. I still expect that he will finish the year as a hard opponent for you.

Is it odd that we never mention that other guy?

[hawkgammon]

Is it odd that we never mention that other guy?



Dan,

No.

[mr smOOOth]

Hawk,
I have been seeing two women lately. One I met in AA. She is fun and all, but after a couple of days up, she says she has to go home to her kids and to sleep and stuff. What a party pooper! The other woman I met at an NA meeting. She is always down to party for a week or two! The only problem with her is that she likes to play little games like taking my wallet, truck keys, DVD player and trying to sell them. That lil' minx.
Anyway, I am torn between these two. The sweet smell of Boones Farm or the soothing sound of grinding teeth. I can't choose!!!! Any help or advice would be swell, Hawk!

[hawkgammon]

Hawk,
I have been seeing two women lately. One I met in AA. She is fun and all, but after a couple of days up, she says she has to go home to her kids and to sleep and stuff. What a party pooper! The other woman I met at an NA meeting. She is always down to party for a week or two! The only problem with her is that she likes to play little games like taking my wallet, truck keys, DVD player and trying to sell them. That lil' minx.
Anyway, I am torn between these two. The sweet smell of Boones Farm or the soothing sound of grinding teeth. I can't choose!!!! Any help or advice would be swell, Hawk!



SmOOOth,

This is really easy. Which one bangs the best? If it's close then which one is hotter? The rest of these issues are non factors. If you have to dump both you can always get professional (http://www.pestiside.hu/archives/hooker.jpg) assistance.

[mr smOOOth]

I gotta say I love my life! Problem solved! As I was driving the lush home, I spied the sweetest piece of tail on her porch having a morning cig. Come to find out it's her oldest daughter and she's only a year or so from legal. Adios drunks and speed freaks, hellooooooo Lolita!!!! Thanks Hawk and I'll try to get some pics. ;)

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dick]

Happy birthday hawk, if you end up in such a place today, get yourself a lapdance and i'll pay for it.

[JERMAN]

well happy freaking birthday old chap!
how many more seasons till you hit the magic 50 mark?

I'll be sure to have a puff of the finest Turkish tobacco with the water bubbler in your honor tonight!

[johnbiscoe]

happy birthday tweetie, eventually smoothie will wind up stalking you.

[mr smOOOth]

Nah, that guy that's on top of you has the stalker thing on lock.

I'm not the stalker type anyway, Bottom.

[dtwo]

Hawk,

Dominican, Honduran, or Nicaraguan?

[hawkgammon]

Hawk,

Dominican, Honduran, or Nicaraguan?



Dano,

As you know I'm an international disc golf celebrity who has traveled around the world entertaining my fans.

http://southfloridadaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/picture-385-2.jpg
Dominican Republic

http://www.amorlatingirls.com/ImagesAmor/Meeting-Lovely-Latin-Girls-Women-Foreign-Brides-02.JPG
Honduras

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/73/174293064_dace1c90de.jpg
Nicaragua

Personally I liked Honduras the best.

[dtwo]

Personally I liked Honduras the best.


Of course, the only picture that would not load for me here at work ...

URL: http://www.amorlatingirls.com/ImagesAmor/Meeting-Lovely-Latin-Girls-Women-Foreign-Brides-02.JPG

This site is blocked by the SonicWALL Content Filter Service.
Reason for restriction: Forbidden Category "Pornography"

[mr smOOOth]

I was ready to vote for the Dominican til I spied her five o clock shadow in her 'happy spot'. A few days with no razor and she would be sporting a 'fro. If I need hedgeclippers, I'll pass.
God bless the guy from Honduras. He can't compete with the trannys in America, but he's probably doing alright for himself back home. Now if he had a sister I could 'sponsor' for just $1 a day, I'd be all over that!
Nicaragua is the clear winner! Where else can you plop one in a strippers eye and she just throws you a shaka? I'm packing my bags!!!!!

[dtwo]

How many more tournaments do you have to play like this (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=7945&amp;year=2008&amp;incl udeRatings=1#Advanced) and this (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=8158&amp;year=2008&amp;incl udeRatings=1#Advanced) before Dick spurts into the lead?

[JERMAN]

How many more tournaments do you have to play like this (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=7945&amp;year=2008&amp;incl udeRatings=1#Advanced) and this (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=8158&amp;year=2008&amp;incl udeRatings=1#Advanced) before Dick spurts into the lead?



hey at least hawk is not pulling a move that dick has pulled - not playing

[hawkgammon]

How many more tournaments do you have to play like this (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=7945&amp;year=2008&amp;incl udeRatings=1#Advanced) and this (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=8158&amp;year=2008&amp;incl udeRatings=1#Advanced) before Dick spurts into the lead?



Dan,

If you actually played in events you'd know that sometimes bad things happen. As for Dick everyone knows he's shooting blanks.

[dtwo]

If you actually played in events you'd know that sometimes bad things happen.

I was there at the MAAC, and don't recall seeing you anywhere near my card ;). Whispering Falls has a better track record then you at scheduling events that I can not attend ... it was back to college day and I just had to be there. While we are on that subject (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_school) ...

University of Wisconsin, UC Santa Barbara, or Arizona State?

[johnbiscoe]

little old randolph-macon in ashland, va on the list with the big boys- odd.

and asu would have to be the choice among the 3 dan mentioned...

[hawkgammon]

University of Wisconsin, UC Santa Barbara, or Arizona State?



Dan,

Arizona State. Tanned babes on houseboats can't be beat. That's not even a hard one.

<font color="green"> They forgot to mention the asterik in the '02 Playboy ranking...

"*Sorry ECU...we don't rank professionals."
How do you spell WHo-aaaahhhhhhssss!!!
with plenty of bUMPs to go around... </font>

[dtwo]

They forgot to mention the asterik in the '02 Playboy ranking...

"*Sorry ECU...we don't rank professionals."



According to ECU (http://www.ecu.edu/cs-admin/mktg/east/Urban-Legenda-Fall-2006.cfm) they were ranked 18th in 02 ... They also explain the myth about "we don't rank professionals"

However, according to Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/college/admin/playboy.asp) they were 19th ... which clearly shows that they should have been ranked higher ;).

[dtwo]

Dick has risen up to the challange and is planning to bring his big load to the Soiree, however I noticed your name is lacking on the list of those registered.

Was the MAAC too much for you that you are bailing on the Soiree?

Do you have any idea who is still winning the bet?

[hawkgammon]

Dick has risen up to the challange and is planning to bring his big load to the Soiree, however I noticed your name is lacking on the list of those registered.

Was the MAAC too much for you that you are bailing on the Soiree?

Do you have any idea who is still winning the bet?



Dan,

I'm confident that Dick will go soft at the Soiree and possibly shoot rounds worse than my MAAC debacle. I am still winning the bet. Though since the ratings are handled by the Association I am confident that something will happen over the course of the next two updates causing a protest. Jerman had a round dropped that according to the Association ratings guideline should be included. Hmmm...

[dtwo]

Jerman had a round dropped that according to the Association ratings guideline should be included. Hmmm...


Are you suggesting that with the proper Association Sponsorship that Dick might swing into the lead?

Does Sparky have access to the proper materials for Sponsorship?

Who is this Jerman you speak of?

[hawkgammon]

Are you suggesting that with the proper Association Sponsorship that Dick might swing into the lead?

Does Sparky have access to the proper materials for Sponsorship?

Who is this Jerman you speak of?



Danny,

1. The fix is clearly in. I knew that going into this bet. Anything associated with the Association was destined to be tainted.

2. Who is this Sparky you speak of?

3. The player getting ready to pull ahead of your boy in the bet.

[dtwo]

Given the forecast for Saturday ... will the Soiree help or hurt your rating?

Can I get in on an over/under for this?

What happened to Dick?

[hawkgammon]

Given the forecast for Saturday ... will the Soiree help or hurt your rating?

Can I get in on an over/under for this?

What happened to Dick?



Coward,

Soiree will be a big improvement over my previous Seneca performance this season.

Jerry wins by five.

He's gone limp.

[dtwo]

Where is the original Ask Hawk thread?

Why are things so quiet at this club?

[hawkgammon]

Where is the original Ask Hawk thread?


Danny,

You'll need to check with the Association on that one.

Why are things so quiet at this club?

We conduct all our real business here. (http://www.md-discgolf.com/phpbb3/viewforum.php?f=26) This is just a mail drop for our money laundering business.