Speed Golf at The Vet

[Big E]

I played my first round of speed golf at the vet today.

<font color="red"> 42 minutes with a 58 :( </font> .... I am going to try again soon I had to wait on csuals and people playing soft ball oh and the sword fighters and kite flyers. I think I can shave at least 10 minutes of this time probably more we will see! Has anyone else tryed this at the vet... if so time and score please.

[dryhistory]

yeah, my fastest time was like 2hours, i cant remember the score :D

[my_hero]

I've never played speed golf b/c i didn't feel like puking after or during the round.

I have played the course backwards a few times. It is loads of fun! Just be sure that you try it on a day or a time when the course has very few people on it. Start at the closest level spot near 1's basket and throw to 18's basket. Then pick the closest level spot near 18's basket and throw to 17's basket, and continue this trend until you reach your last hole which will be from #2's basket to #1's basket. You'd be surprised at how hard, yet fun some of the holes are.

[dryhistory]

the vet buster :D

[playtowin]

58 at vets while on speed? That's not too bad 'a score! :D

[playtowin]

a little slow though! :D

[Big E]

a little slow though! :D


:( :( :(I am Fat :( :( :(

[lauranovice]

didn't Tim Jendel use to play speed golf a couple years ago?

[willyc]

I remember that there was a guy that used to play and smoke a cigar at the same time. Nothing like running and filling up your lungs with smoke at the same time. :D

[lauranovice]

I seem to remember that guy, too, but don't think I saw him much other than that.

[my_hero]

didn't Tim Jendel use to play speed golf a couple years ago?



Wong hong e nong Jong e nong dong e long wong a song mong a kong i nong gong tong hong e song wong i tong cong hong fong rong o mong dong i song cong gong o long fong tong o u long tong i mong a tong e hong e wong o u long dong rong u nong tong hong e cong o u rong song e. Nong o tong song o mong u cong hong fong o rong song pong e e dong gong o long fong pong u rong pong o song e song bong u tong mong o rong e fong o rong gong e tong tong i nong gong i nong tong o tong hong e song hong a pong e yong o u nong e e dong tong o bong e i nong bong e fong o rong e yong o u pong long a yong cong o mong pong e tong i tong i vong e u long tong i mong a tong e. :D

[lauranovice]

is there an extra e here?
"...rong e yong..."
what other purpose would you play speed golf, but to get into better shape -- oh singing dancing jigly one?

[willyc]

John has been hitting the white out bottle again. :D

[my_hero]

is there an extra e here?
"...rong e yong..."
what other purpose would you play speed golf, but to get into better shape -- oh singing dancing jigly one?



No extra E's there. I speak perfectly. You are almost a wise young grasshopper. The sentence in question reads "getting into the shape you need to be in before you play competitive ultimate."

[my_hero]

John has been hitting the white out bottle again. :D



I actually prefer the white out tape dispenser kind. It tastes a little chalkier. :D

[lauranovice]

send me more another day...I want to try again. I see it now...guess I could decode, just not spell befor...e.?
It does give me a headache, but just while decoding. So, I would only be capable of one a day. It was fun, though.

[my_hero]

Yong o u Wong i long long Gong o Fong a rong Yong o u nong gong Gong rong a song song hong o pong pong e rong!

PS. i didn't get to write "Bong" in the sentence above. I'm kind of "Bong u mong mong e dong."

[dryhistory]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!! :confused:

[my_hero]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!! :confused:



Nong o Song u rong pong rong i song e Tong hong a tong Tong e a gong u e Dong i dong nong tong Gong e tong I tong. :D

[lauranovice]

It's okay. I don't get the power of pancakes...what does it all mean? what power...how do we get this power? I ate pancakes this morning and yesterday...no special powers yet...that I know of...

[my_hero]

No worries LQ. His flapjacks are over rated.

[lauranovice]

okay, too long since I played regularly...just remembered type of throw...pancake...I was thinking that he worked at IHOP or something....geez...almost daylight savings time...warmer weather...anytime you think Ryan would want to play a round with Ian, let me know...the four of us can play at Vets...please

[demrick]

Nong o nong e a tong a long long!

[my_hero]

Ryan is about to join me every sunday morning. I feel sorry for the peeps on my card b/c he hasn't STOPPED TALKING in well over a year! You should bring Ian out. Pat said that he would start bringing Alicia out. The more kid/parent cards the better.....that way nobody will complain about "The kid ruined my round."

[my_hero]

Nong o nong e a tong a long long!



Looks like Dave's got it!

You should hear my wife and i speak it. We are surprisingly fluent. It sounds kind of Asian but the things you can say to people are amazing. Best part about it...they have no idea what you said. The lines at the grocery store are the best! :D

I even made a geocache puzzle out of the "ong" language: http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx?guid=5b7d78ed-3d2a-4dcf-8829-e39468267c49

[demrick]

that'd take some practice to be fluent

[lauranovice]

I've got a friend that is heavy into the geo-cache stuff. When he found out Don and I disc golf, he asked if I know you. I'll have to ask if he saw this

[my_hero]

Cool. Tell them to go find THIS very unique cache.... http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx?guid=2d14dc38-5132-4f17-93d6-a3aa7dcb33e8

[killamgreg]

I long o vong e tong hong e a rong long i nong gong tong o nong dong i song cong gong o long fong a song song o cong i a tong i o nong a nong dong i tong song mong e mong bong e rong song

[arlskipshot1]

E nong gong long i song hong, Gong rong e gong. Dong o nong' tong a long long o wong yong o u rong song e long fong tong o bong e pong e rong vong e rong tong e dong bong yong tong hong e Jong i gong gong long yong mong a nong. :cool:

[my_hero]

I long o vong e tong hong e a rong long i nong gong tong o nong dong i song cong gong o long fong a song song o cong i a tong i o nong a nong dong i tong song mong e mong bong e rong song



Greggy, i can hear you mumbling that and it makes me miss you Vong e rong yong Mong u cong hong!

[my_hero]

E nong gong long i song hong, Gong rong e gong. Dong o nong' tong a long long o wong yong o u rong song e long fong tong o bong e pong e rong vong e rong tong e dong bong yong tong hong e Jong i gong gong long yong mong a nong. :cool:



LMAO@Skipper. Greggy, he just called you a Song a long a dong Tong o song song e rong!!!!! :eek: :eek: :D:D

[reddman]

Dong o rong kong! :p Mmm, Homer doesn't want any salad. :D

[killamgreg]

Long Mong A O a tong a long long o fong yong o u. I mong i song song yong a long long a long o tong. Hong a vong e a gong rong e a tong dong a yong.

[DOC65]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!! :confused:



Here pancake this will get you in the loop. :D

Needless to say my brain doesn't like these things but the power of google makes it a lot EA Song IE Rong (http://www.wikihow.com/Learn-to-Speak-ONG)

[my_hero]

Dong o nong!!! Dong o nong'tong tong e long long o u rong long i tong tong long e song e cong rong e tong song!

[lauranovice]

WHAT! You mean John didn't make this up?!? I'm so disappointed.

[DOC65]

Dong o nong!!! Dong o nong'tong tong e long long o u rong long i tong tong long e song e cong rong e tong song!



Song o rong rong yong a bong ou tong tong hong a tong bong uong tong mong yong bong rong ai nong wong aong song song tong a rong tong i nong gong tong o hong u rong tong aong nong d ong I cong ou long dong nong tong tong a kong e i tong a nong yong long o nong gong e rong!!! :D

[DOC65]

WHAT! You mean John didn't make this up?!? I'm so disappointed.



He is the zen master just for usng it in every day life though. :cool:

[dryhistory]

Wong Hong a Tong!!!!
you people scare me, i do not understand, and like all good americans i fear what i do not understand.

Gong o U Song A!

[my_hero]

Tong hong e Wong o rong long dong Wong a song A Song a fong e rong Pong long a cong e Bong e fong o rong e Tong e a gong u e Kong nong e wong tong hong e O Nong Gong Long a nong gong u a gong e!

[dryhistory]

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[dryhistory]

mi espanol es mejor

[tbender]

Song tong o pong pong long e a song e.

[my_hero]

O nong long yong I fong Yong o u Song hong o wong U song Tong hong e Cong hong a mong pong i o nong song hong i pong Hong o long e #8 Fong a cong e pong long a nong tong A gong a i nong! :D

[tbender]

:)

Wong e wong i long long hong a vong e tong o song e e I tong i song long o o kong i nong gong long i kong e pong i song song i bong long e tong hong i song yong e a rong O fong cong o u rong song e nong o vong e mong bong e rong i song a long o nong gong wong a yong a wong a yong.

[my_hero]

How about this ONG rhyme!



Saw Tommy Chong in a thong with a bong playing Pong with Donkey Kong at a sing-a-long singing Sham-a-lama-ding-dong all night long. :D

[Big E]

How about this ONG rhyme!



Saw Tommy Chong in a thong with a bong playing Pong with Donkey Kong at a sing-a-long singing Sham-a-lama-ding-dong all night long. :D


I cant stop reading it:D

[sandalman]

How about this ONG rhyme!



Saw Tommy Chong in a thong with a bong playing Pong with Donkey Kong at a sing-a-long singing Sham-a-lama-ding-dong all night long. :D

thats just wrong