A crying shame

[oceanjones]

http://www.oceanjones.com/albums/album52/Hooter_Coozie_resized.jpg

Hooter Koozie:
I just want to go home

Bad Guy:
Shut your beak before i tape it shut!

HK:
Look, maybe we can work something out here...I've got some money

BG:
I said shut it. Your lucky I don't pluck you right now! You look like a pumpkin you orange freak!

HK:
Sombody is gonna notice me missing! They will come looking!

BG:
I'm counting on it. The ransome you'll fetch me will be worth having to watch my back.

HK:
You are a pretty powerful guy, good looking...and you know, I did hang out with all the Hooters Girls so i learned a thing or two. Is there anything else I can do that could make you change your mind? wink wink

BG:
Well...now that you mention it.....I NEED MY SHIRT IRONED!! NOW FOR THE LAST TIME SHUT THE HECK UP! You know what I don't care...now your gonna get it. (Bad Guy reaches in the cooler)

HK:
What...you think I'm scared? I don't care waht you do, I'm no.....no no nooooooo. You can't do this, its not right...its just not right. I'm not made to do this, I can only hold light beers, specifically Coors Light. Please don't! It's too much... the Guinness is just to dark, its 16 ozs are too big no no.........AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...(H ooters Koozie passes out)

BG:
heh heh heh....aaahaaa ha hahahahahahaaaa....BWAAAAAA HAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[haleigh]

:eek:

[baldguy]

two words: awesome.

[Thor]

two words: awesome.



thats not two words pfft (GEY) /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[garywatts]

which one of ya phags took that,,, have to be that jj guy

[garywatts]

looks like it needs a CFO in it...

[okcacehole]

consider that done. my brother from another mother :D

JJ..URPLAYNG???

might be able to bring the sweet-heart cards back if Todd concurs (accent)

[oceanjones]

I'm not playing much of anything...too much work to do.

[garywatts]

be sure and put a cold Coors Light in there so my cosie feels at home, you are a strait up Hooters Cosie steeling theef,,, SP 4 all the gramor police,,, work hard while you are at home

[oceanjones]

http://www.oceanjones.com/albums/album52/koozie_in_philly.jpg

We'll, I felt sorry for HK so I took it to see the Liberty Bell yesterday. I never knew the Kooz was so into history. We also enjoyed a real Philly Cheese Steak...HK didn't eat his so I ate mine and his. After lunch he said something that made me mad so I threw him in the Delaware...lucky for him HK floats. I picked him up down by the docks, it was a rough part of town. I hadn't had 40 oz in a while so I picked up some OE...I never knew HK was that flexible.

[n8bitner]

You are a freaking Genius JJ...Simply O.G.- Genius!! :D

[okcacehole]

my idea, but I love the follow thru...where will he go next???


...I never knew HK was that flexible.



:o

AWESOME JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hooters has been to PA

http://www.americantailgater.com/graphics/dbase/lg990005.jpg

[discgolfdog]

4 FREAKING hours to get home last night. Just 8 miles from work to home. Seems some yahoo decided to play Evel Kneivel with a tanker full of diesel fuel. That stretch of I35 is a magnet for idiot drivers. Anybody else get caught in that? :mad:

[disc_golfer11]

JJ, im going up to New York for business, has HK ever been there. It be a hell of an experience