Seneca Sizzler 7/29

[Seneca_Ace]

The Cedar Farm Golf Club proudly presents

The Seneca Sizzler

A PDGA C Tier event

Where: Seneca Creek Disc Golf Course

When: Saturday July 29th.
REG: 8am-9am
Players Meeting: 9:15 am
Start: 9:30am

Entry Fees:
Recreational - 20$
Intermediate - 25$
Advanced - 30$
Pro Masters/GM - 40$
Open - 45$

Subtract 5$ if you are a CURRENT PDGA member.

Pre-Registration:

Please provide Name, Division and PDGA number if applicable to:

Sean Burkett
11410 Appledowre Way
Germantown, MD 20876
240-216-6990 (Cell)

[Sharky]

Yee Hawww! Shark tour stop!!

[Seneca_Ace]

Flyer here! (http://www.md-discgolf.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=737)

Please post some copies of this at a course near you.

Thanks
SeanB
Cedar Farm Golf Club Membership Coordinator

[Seneca_Ace]

Pre-registation ends 7/21. I will continue to take cash through the day of the event.

[hawkgammon]

Will you continue to take ca$h after the event?

[Seneca_Ace]

No. I will then move on to my new form of compensation, sexual favors (http://www.theladsguide.com/photo-gallery/soccer-star-ronaldo/theladsguide.com-thumbs.html) . :D

Check the list (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=6123). Do you notice any Disc Golf Hero's (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d6/David_Hasselhoff_at_Baywatch.jpg/200px-David_Hasselhoff_at_Baywatch.jpg) that will be in attendance. Come on out the 29th and bask in the glory of Greatness (http://www.gather.com/uploads/3096224743840227/full)!

[hawkgammon]

I can't help but notice that The Load (http://www.foreandaftmarine.com/SASEA4313.jpg) does not appear to have signed up yet. Curious...

[Seneca_Ace]

Does he eat like 24/7/365!?!?! I know you have talked of food muffled phone conversations before. I was speaking with him yesterday morning and he was busy with some meal (http://www.uscg.mil/pacarea/morgenthau/Picture%20Albums/pictures/PIE%20EATING%20CONTEST/PIE%20EATING%20CONTEST%20(05).JPG) that was probably a long continuation of breakfast (http://www.sanjuanislander.com/images/holidays/independence/2003/roche/donutsCN0439.jpg) that no doubt ran into lunch (http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/burger03.jpg) . :D

[hawkgammon]

We do talk fairly regular on the cells and if he's drving it's about 50-50 that at some point I'll hear:


Rich: Hold on a second... I'd like a large... and a medium...no that's it...wait give me a...okay so yeah then I took my Redskin Beast and threw it...

[jdebois]

I really dont want to miss this event, . , the soirree was a blast!!
But I need to work that weekend to preserve vacation time needed for worlds in augusta.
Hopefully I will play the sizzler instead of go to work.

[Seneca_Ace]

Your more than welcome Johnny! Had a great round with ya at the Soiree! :cool:

[Seneca_Ace]

It looks like it is going to be the age old battle of Good (http://www.aquasmack.com/smack/media/hasselhoff.jpg) versus Evil (http://gothique.be/true_evil/true_evil_claudia.jpg) on the 29th as these two titans have pre-registered (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=6123) for the event.

Will Your Disc Golf Hero (http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/david-hasselhoff-the-rapper.jpg) finally learn how to throw a roller at Seneca?

Will he be worn down from his night gig (http://www.hen-stagpartyshop.co.uk/catalog/images/imagecache/stripper.jpg) ?

Will The Evil One (http://www.defence.gov.au/news/armynews/editions/1119/images/16-dr%20evil.jpg) try to convince the golfers on his card that the Two Meter Rule is NOT in effect, even after it is stated at the players meeting that it IS?

Will another innocent fruit pafait meet its ungodly end (http://www.geocities.com/sgb345/fatman-eating.jpg) ?

Will either one of these giants be able to beat the TD (http://www.theartguys.com/works/4d/buckethead.jpg) on his home course?

Or will history (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=5208) repeat (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=5772) itself?

Be there on the 29th to find out all of this and more!

[hawkgammon]

It's not going to be much of a battle once I go hardcore (http://users.marshall.edu/~maynard49/pictures/vicmackey.jpg) on The Load. (http://www.ananova.com/images/web/62055.jpg) If it helps though I will engage the first 10 pre-regs in shallow banter for five minutes pre tourney while photos are taken documenting their brush with greatness.

[Dick]

i will beat hawk AND cash. stand by for greatness!

[hawkgammon]

i will beat hawk AND cash. stand by for greatness!



You are certainly favored (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=568621&Main=489474#Post568621), to do the first part of that. However I don't believe you've ever ca$hed at a sanctioned Seneca event. Perhaps some of the gaming (http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/142/2425/f/7578-Betting-on-dice--Rio-Negro-0.jpg) public will take you up on you boast of ca$hing. :D

[Seneca_Ace]

I wouldn't bet money stolen from a dead thai prostitute on that! :eek: He can't even beat ME out there and I am but a lowly AM. :D

[hawkgammon]

Well; to be fair to The Load, unless you're actually in the same division your score vs. his is irrelevent. On the other hand you would probably beat him if in the same division. Perhaps this Don Blicker you speak off will demonstrate that in eight days. Finally, on advice of counsel, I don't know anything about dead Thai prostitutes.

[Dick]

all i need to do to beat you sean is explain some little known rules to you again... :D

[Seneca_Ace]

I'm the TD this time Dr. Cheat. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif I can make my own rules! :D

[hawkgammon]

from the minor league bored:


sizzler! hawk vs. evil!
- The Load today.




Please reserve me a spot on your card.
Spank you,
cr
-Candyman




You got it Clint!
-Buckethead



Can you say fundraiser opportunity?

[willkuper]

What layout(s) are going to be played?

[Seneca_Ace]

Layout will be:

1A
2A
3B
4C
5B
6A
7A
8B
9B
10B
11C
12A
13C
14A
15B
16C
17A
18B

We will play round 1 long and round 2 short. Int and Rec will play Short/Short.

That is all. Thank you. Come again.

[Dick]

11c :eek: yikes!

That's EVIL baby! :cool:

[willkuper]

Pre-reg is closed, correct?
You can make a card out for Will Kuper #19142 (Open) if you want to save yourself some time.

Dr., do you still have the MD mini's? I'd like to purchase one on Saturday. Thanks.

[WVOmorningwood]

11c yikes!

I call that hole "Lefty's Revenge!"

[Dick]

I will have MD minis for sale at the sizzler. Proceeds will go towards the MD state USDGC spot.

[Seneca_Ace]

11C IS evil baby. YEAH! :D

With 10 in B, you need some lefty revenge on 11. ;)

Will, you got a spot waitin for ya. :cool:

I am moving the start time back a bit. The park does not open until 8:00, so registration will end at 9:30, players meeting at 9:45, start at 10:00.

[willkuper]

Will, you got a spot waitin for ya. :cool:

I am moving the start time back a bit. The park does not open until 8:00, so registration will end at 9:30, players meeting at 9:45, start at 10:00.



Thanks, 10:00 sounds like a good idea.

Have there been any significant changes in the past 2 years?

anyone from VA going?

[Sharky]

No significant changes just the same old same old :p

[hawkgammon]

The park does not open until 8:00, so registration will end at 9:30



Pre-registered international disc golf celebritites generally have a secondary line they can breeze right into and state their presence hence avoiding the line of shame. Am I correct that you'll have this on Saturday?

[Seneca_Ace]

I will actually have staff (http://www.kellyanncollins.com/kac-photos/2006-04-06-bodyguards.jpg) onsite to move any undesireables out of your way. ;)

[Dick]

at my events pre-registered people get to skip the line of shame. of course at an event like paw paw with everyone preregistered, you would have to limit it to just international disc golf celebrities, like hawk and i.
:cool:

[hawkgammon]

I'm not sure which has been the most ludicrous Load boast so far on this thread:

1.
i will beat hawk AND cash :D



2.
you would have to limit it to just international disc golf celebrities, like hawk and i . :confused:

[Seneca_Ace]

Looks like we will have pizza delivered. It will be $2 a slice and I hear it is quite good. I will take orders in the morning so we know how many pies we need. I will have soda, water and Powerade free of charge as well.

We will have a CTP contest after the second round. $1 per throw $3 for 5 throws. Each throw that makes it in the circle, you get that many throws round two. Closest three in round two get stuff. :cool:

[hawkgammon]

If stuff=food Rich is in for $18.

[Seneca_Ace]

Heck, if I put up 3 boxes of Crispy Cremes, he's in for a lot more than $18! :D

[Dick]

if you can get some supplements donated by GNC, you'll get even more form Hawk!

[hawkgammon]

I'm more a Vitamin Shoppe (http://www.vitaminshoppe.com/store/en/index.jsp;jsessionid=Z1Q3ZQHZUWIMKCQUC4YFAFYKCQL00 UNE?_requestid=505013) guy. This (http://www.vitaminshoppe.com/content/en/bonus/featured/tonalin/index.jsp?bonusType=pom&intsource=main) might be of interest to you.

[Dick]

i thought you were more of a BALCO guy... ;)

[hawkgammon]

Wrong coast. I like to support local businesses.

[Seneca_Ace]

Now you guys get to play against Steve "The Roller" Simpson. If you paid me enough I could have the park NOT mow this week. :D

[hawkgammon]

It would seem obvious to me that by having an international disc golf celebrity like myself (and my d list sidekick)attend your event you would want to do everything possible to accomodate them.

[hawkgammon]

For the record while discussing with The Load on the phone last night his justification for claiming to be an international disc golf celebrity like Your Disc Golf Hero, he had to stop and place his dinner order. (http://consumer.inkfrog.com/pix/Minxy/chick_fil_a.jpg)

[willkuper]

Will the pins be in the placements that are going to be used for the tournament on Friday (tomorrow)?

Anyone going to be at the course tomorrow around 11:00 am, possibly earlier?

[Seneca_Ace]

I need to move 11 into C, 13 into C and 14 into A. Beyond that, they are set. I wont be out there till sometime after 1:00.

[patpitts]

Sean - Do you know if they mowed yet?

[Seneca_Ace]

I wasn't out yesterday, so i'm not sure. Ranger powell told John that he had his man on it. It should have been done yesterday or will be done today.

[bob]

Yeah Sean/Seneca Sizzler!
Congrats again Pat!
Man, I do love that course.
BOB

[Seneca_Ace]

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

RichM. Doing the scoring and payouts was HUGE! I REALLY appreciate it man!

JohnM. Bringing the tent and coolers, helping me out with scoring, keeping me on top of things. I REALLY appreciate it man!

KeithP. Being my CO-TD, helping out with scoring, running the CTP. I REALLY appreciate it man!

SteveM. For helping spot for the CTP. I REALLY appreciate it man!

SteveS. For helping with the scoring. I REALLY appreciate it man!

MarkS. For helping with the scoring. I REALLY appreciate it man!

T2. Providing prizes for the CTP. I REALLY appreciate it man!

CraigG. Providing prizes for the CTP. I REALLY appreciate it man!

DeanP. For providing prizes for the CTP. I REALLY appreciate it man!

I hope I didn't miss anyone here. There were a lot of people and a lot going on, but I REALLY appreciate everyone that helped!

To ALL 64 (including myself...yes, I am thanking myself) who came out and made my first PDGA event a huge success. I REALLY appreciate it!

[md21954]

thank YOU, shawn!

i'm obviously glad that i was able to make it. i certainly didn't anticipate a second pdga victory.

i expect all the seneca homies to be seeking revenge in my backyard come the druid hill open!

[Sharky]

Where did the sudden modesty come from pauline? :D
Great job seanB, We were dere !