Maryland Amateur Tour

[hawkgammon]

Stand by for action.

[md21954]

how about a tooour stop this sat at the roc for rich's b-day? we can see what our scores would look like w/ a handicap. you can caddy for me hawk!

[hawkgammon]

Golly that's a lovely offer Paul, but I think my time might be better spent practice putting. :D

[hawkgammon]

Went out to Patapsco today to practice putting. It was a tad bit icy, and there's nothing quite like watching a missed putt land upside down and slide a loooooong ways. I found the stiff Aviars to be really good at this!

[hawkgammon]

maybe if i can't have any input other than at the unmakeable meetings i shouldn't be a flyer.

Come to the dark side Rich...we welcome you!

[md21954]

two-ur stop monday, monday, monday! lake russell, GA

quit your whining hawk!

[md21954]

are you able to play yet gimp? or are you going to wait till leap day for your lesson?

[md21954]

so you'll read the bored, but not post there?!?!

[girlie]

Yep, the lurker Hawk refuses to post to the Calvert Board - maybe we can rustle him out of the shrubs, yet :DLOL

Well, an information vehicle has been offered by the Membership Committee Chairperson, Ms. Rachel will gladly present any ideas or suggestions at meetings for those who cannot attend - simply voice your opinion in an email to her prior to the meeting!

[hawkgammon]

Georgia Tour Stop. Outstanding work Paul! Lindsay posted here about the meeting, so I checked out the Calvert Bored for the Professor's wrap-up. Scintillating as always, though Rich did make me giggle. Hopefully Rich will let me know when to show up at the Rock. That tourney may be taking place this weekend the way things appear to be going.

By the way, that's Mr. Gimp to you pal! Still on injured reserve, but working on some things out at the park.

First official 2004 tour stop will be on 2-28-04.

Tell your friends!

[hawkgammon]

**SKI is NOT a member :mad:



Ski the dark side awaits you and your package as well :D

[md21954]

i don't think ski is in the pdga either :confused:

[hawkgammon]

Hmmm...I wonder if he will know to look here for tour information?

[girlie]

I don't know... you may have to :opost on the old board to get his attention :o

[hawkgammon]

I've actually considered that unpleasantness as a possibility. If the regular Tour players don't show up on this thread soon, I will have to put up one final post there to direct everyone here. That's kind of cheesy though, and they'll probably delete it ;), but it might come to that. Or I could get Blute to do it! :DI started this thread weeks in advance hoping everyone would stumble across it. I don't know who is viewing, but I would suspect that regulars would have posted.

[md21954]

c'mon out to druid today!

[Dick]

ok hawk. i think i am about ready to join the dark forces. i'm about tired of being a member and not having a say. at least in the md tour, nobody has a say or is in charge! yahooo. it's kind of like the borg collective....

[hawkgammon]

Rich baby! :) Welcome aboard...where's Paxton and the rest of the Rockburn regulars? There is leadership here, but I'm so effective, it's undetectable. It's kind of like communism that works! Did you get my birthday note? We'll recognize your birthday again on the 28th.

check's in the mail. Hawk i love you. Sorry, not in that *** homo way that you'de like though...

[hawkgammon]

not in that *** homo way that you'de like though...




Have you seen the tour logo? :confused: I think that speaks for itself. Welcome back Ski. Remember one of the tour perks, besides fabulous tour cards, is no membership fees. And we validate parking!

:Dthanks Hawk, i've missed you too. When are you coming to Kinder,and don't say never ?!?!

Yea Baby, JB's in the house.

[hawkgammon]

Hey James,

Welcome to the dark side. Be careful where you sit!

[hawkgammon]

I can't bring myself to call you Tim. Well Ski since you've asked for it, I see a Kinder Farm Tour stop happening in March. I've never been there, but I understand it's...there. And I happen to have $4.

[discgeez]

Goobers /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Dick]

yes, we need an am tour stop for the FTL event on the 28th. also i plan on going to seneca to check out the ratings based event. the ratings based birthday bash was quite cool. the handicaps really evened the field out with peopole who played well competing and people who played below their normal level not competing. of course debo is rated way low for his actual skill, so he playe dbelow what he should and still won!

[hawkgammon]

Goobers



That's a rather elderly expression.

[hawkgammon]

Rich,

I had thought about Stealing Some Love on the 28th, but two things worry me:

1. It is really cold off that lake. Trust me. I was thinking more like April for that.
2. Since that is my first outing post-surgery etc., I'm a little hesitant to go that far from home. I won't have thrown hard until that day, and I might just die! But if 1,000 people are going, then so be it.

[Dick]

well, you can at least leap day. it's a little closer and you have that huge advantage due to your lame rating. although the injury should negate alot of that.

[hawkgammon]

I intend to work everything out on the 28th so that I can fully exploit my hard earned rating on the 29th! :)

Anyone want to ride to Codorus today ? P.S. I've got the new car smell !!! :D410.340.7315. Call soon, were burn'in day light.

[hawkgammon]

I've got the new car smell !!!



Certainly an improvement in an olfactory sense.

No name changes! It's confusing!!!

[hawkgammon]

Oh and that 69 refers to your average score I suspect.

[md21954]

I intend to work everything out on the 28th so that I can fully exploit my hard earned rating on the 29th! :)



be prepared for second at best hawk! we have the same rating, and you WILL NOT beat me!

Hawk, maybe this weekend @ your home course. Can't be there until 1400 hrs... business before pleasuring. Oh my, was that a froydien slip. :eek:

[md21954]

freudian :p

[hawkgammon]

be prepared for second at best hawk! we have the same rating, and you WILL NOT beat me!



Paul, I assume you meant...AGAIN! Now worries there Paul, I suspect I could do nothing between now and then, drive up, park, play in my pajamas, and still defeat you by a couple of strokes.

Are we still on for our little "Who has the better rating come 12-31-04?" bet. :D

[hawkgammon]

Hawk, maybe this weekend @ your home course.



Ski though I look forward to laying the plastic on you...very soon, I can't really play until the 28th. I could engage you in a thrilling putt off though! :eek:

[md21954]

sure thing gimp! lunch?

[hawkgammon]

Lunch it is. :) I eat a lot!

Thanks for the spell check. I'm hooked on Phonics :confused: Hawk are you coming out to Codorus next saturday ?

[hawkgammon]

Ski,
If you mean next Saturday the 21st, then no.
If you mean next Saturday the 28th, my no is getting mushy...maybe.

[hawkgammon]

Seems to me that input from these people is not valued if the common reply to their concerns is go to a meeting.How does one send info to a meeting with another person and cover all the bases?I can't have a rebutle for someone else's concerns!

Just an opinion....don't crucify me!



DeeeeJaaaayyyyyyyyyy....DeeeeeeJaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy yyy...
the dark side awaits you! :D

[hawkgammon]

By TIM- SKI on Saturday, February 14, 2004 - 02:40 pm:


Gump, I want to come out this Monday, you available ?



This is the most disturbing post I have ever read. I don't believe I'll ever be able to read the Bored again. Kudos to you Ski for coming to grips with your sexuality.

I don't know that one about you playing with yourself in the woods was pretty disturbing... :eek:

when is the MD Am tour coming to OK?

[hawkgammon]

Well we are still making our initial forays into Virginia and Pennsylvania. We'd clearly need to get one of those Rock Band tour buses to travel to OK.

You left too soon! I'm going to try our first gimmick tour stop in March. :eek:

I'm happy with my SEXuality, and i believe Diana is fine with it too :oBlute, "we" miss you brother, and you've been in our thoughts, as just yesterday we spoke of getting "BLUTED" !!!! :cool:

I'm not sure I wanna know what the gimmick is... probably has something to do with 'kilts' :D

I miss you guys too... feel free to get 'bluted' in my honor - just don't 'blute it' ;)

I'll be back Tuesday evening to get my car. I'm not sure I'll have time to play...

[hawkgammon]

We already took care of the car ;). You are going to love the new flame paint job!

Sweet! It'll go with my brand new mullet! :eek:
*******' Camaro, ******* Camaro'
doughnuts on your lawn! :p

[mdgnome]

I've been lurking!! :D

Oh, don't forget to tell Blute about the trip to Vegas in his car. Man, is that thing fast! Really smooth while red-lining. Glad to hear things are well in OK.

WHAT IS THIS B.S. about maybe not having time to play on tuesday. we the people expect one last local round , *****! :mad:

[hawkgammon]

I've been lurking!!



Here at the Tour not only do we expect lurking, but we actively encourage it! :DWhen you are ready to up your membership to the peeping level, let me know, and you'll be provided our list of the best local addresses at which to do this ;).

Codorus, today, lets "do it" /msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

Am I the only Gov't. employee who'z off today ??? :p

thirtydirtybirdsweresitt'inonthecurbchirp'inandbur b'inandeat'indirtyearthworm.AlongcameHerbyfromthir tythirdandthird,hesawthethirtydirtybirdschirp'inan dburp'inandeat'indirtyearthworms...boywashedisturb ed :DYou have know idea how hard it was to type that and make my thumb NOT hit the space bar!!! Mind over matter, if you don't mind, it don't matter !

[hawkgammon]

I serve the public on this and many other holdays. Your last post was...there.

[hawkgammon]

Oh, don't forget to tell Blute about the trip to Vegas in his car.



Well if the smell doesn't give us away, the jig is up as soon as he opens the trunk.

[hawkgammon]

Bored Review 2-16-04


By patrick on Monday, February 16, 2004 - 12:15 pm:


mark sherwood, I found your nice hard...



First Ski and now this. Not particularly wholesome if you ask me.

[hawkgammon]

TOUR STOPS:

Preparing to go South of the border next month.

March 6th-Loriella
March 21st-Sherando

Looking to follow-up my fabulous 4th place Intermediate finish at Pohick in November by reinvading Virginia. Sure I got beat by an 11 year old, but I've got a plan this year!

Without wanting to sound Brandon Baileyish here and wax philosophically on my registration choice, I'll be taking my powerful 839 and playing Intermediate at both events.

Who's with me? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

as posted by Hawkgammon: DeeeeJaaaayyyyyyyyyy....DeeeeeeJaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy yyy...
I am your Father! :D



...talk about disturbing! :eek:

JB why didn't you just drop it off on your way down I-40? The Farm is only about 1/2 mile off 40 between exits 192 and 200... it woulda saved me some driving ;) I hop there are no bodies in the trunk...

Ski, I won't get in until about 17:30 Tues evening and I have to leave Wed morning, so there will be no time. I have however put out the call to gather at T-Bones about 18:00 for some refreshments and EA 'golf'... come one come all :D

[Dick]

i'm in for loriella. i'll have to see about sherando, i'd like to. i'm on the one day tournament wagon also....
of course i like the calvert ones, since they are 1 days...

[hawkgammon]

I have however put out the call to gather at T-Bones about 18:00 for some refreshments and EA 'golf'... come one come all.



Where is this place of T you speak of Okie? :confused:

[hawkgammon]

Welcome to the party Rich. Okay folks that's two of us moving south. I've got shotgun! And since it's Virginia, I literally mean shotgun! :D

T Bones is in EC at the intersection of Montgomery and Waterloo rds behind Bella Mia... there's a High's in the center as well... you know the place, right ;)

Looks like I might stay an extra day since I have some people to see, so maybe a round (or 2) on Wed is not out of the realm of possibility... my no is getting mushy just like Hawk's :D

[hawkgammon]

Ahhhh...Bella Mia! The valet is freshning up my tux as I write this, and I'll try to swing by on the way home from public service this evening.

[hawkgammon]

Bored Review 2-17-04


We do not want to
start monitoring



Start :confused:

You can damm sure better believe I'll in the Hizzle fo Shizlle, beee-ahhhtch. P.S. I'm really feel'in a round @ KINDER FARM PARK. No Really. :D

One day and One day ONLY: BLUTE FEST@ "The Rock" 1330 hrs, BE THERE, or,........not ! P.S. Blute will be there :eek: :)

[hawkgammon]

Blutefest got off to a rollicking start tonight at Zee Bones in scenic E City. Upon my arrival at 1900 I found Matt and Greg playing EA golf, and no guest of honor. The G.O.H. who called an 1800 tip-off apparently had to run an "errand" pre gathering. Who flies 2/3's of the way cross country to run an errand :confused:? Upon the G.O.H.'s arrival we all embraced longingly and then commenced a rousing game of video golf. Halfway through the round, Greg had to depart to deliver food. Apparently he's working part time now as a Take-Out Taxi guy. He was in the mix for the lead with Blute and Matt. I was trailing...somewhat. Final results were Matt by one over Blute, with me placing solidly third...out of three. On the easy course. After several (individual) rest room pit stops we teed it up again on a harder course. Matt holding last place on the board at +20...clearly a challenge thrown at me. Matt cruised to an easy victory at about -12, with Blute around +2, and me clinching the record with a solid +22 or +23. :DSure it's not disc, but two of the four of us are on IR right now, so what do you expect? And yes this was my first time playing.

WOW, Sorry i missed out on... ALL THAT ! But as you all know, i NEED my booty sleep :D

[hawkgammon]

Okay people. There has been a definite lack of interesting activity. Time to get going. I don't know how much I can do, but this is boring.

Saturday
2-21-04
High Noon
Rockburn
The Tour resumes.

Bring your game and your chaps.

Also it's the first day of Muharram.

[md21954]

i'll see you there.

Bring your game and your chaps.



..don't forget your eadible body lotions and riding crop :eek:, Hawk

[girlie]

Yikes!!!

[hawkgammon]

Yikes!!!



Obviously you've never seen Paul in chaps! ;)

Speaking of which, Hawk can I get my chaps back?? Blute wants to borrow them.

[hawkgammon]

I was planning on wearing them to work tomorrow. I have a meeting with the County Council, and they've proven effective in the past. I could give them to you Saturday though.

Saturday is no good!! Got big plans tomorrow night.

Whats up for this weekend??? Tour stop?? Has your mysterious injury healed?? The +22 at the T says no.

[hawkgammon]

Saturday tour stop at Rockburn. Sunday TBD tomorrow or Saturday. Get Boyd to check the thread for you on Saturday for latest info! So far Paul and I are going mano y mano on Saturday. Don't know how much I can play, but we need to get the Tour going, and you people aren't doing it! :D

I will avenge myself at EA Golf soon...very soon. Billy!

Be sure to vote in the Hawk vs. Paul poll under the players thread. He's killing me so far! :eek:

Anyone interested in going to the Am leg of the Dogwood Crosstown Classic in Raleigh/Zebulon let me know. Those of you in Md anyway.

[girlie]

Work Day @ Seneca

Sunday the 22nd
10AM
Bring Work Gloves and a Shovel or Ax if you have one (no machettes, please ;))

$2 Work Day Doubles at 12:30

Please come lend a hand!

[md21954]

**** it hawk... your "don't know how much i can play" is a pretty early excuse. i guess that's par for the course for someone who lays up from anything >20' :eek: sissy!

it looks like the weather is shaping up ok.

[hawkgammon]

It's not an excuse. After my victory, it will simply make you look even worse! It's all about strategy.

[hawkgammon]

Bring Work Gloves and a Shovel or Ax if you have one (no machettes, please )



By ax you mean an electric guitar right? :confused:

[girlie]

By Ax, I mean an implement of destruction - we have a huge stump to un-earth :eek:

I hope to see some of the MD AM Tour helping out this Sunday! Let's all help get Seneca looking beautiful for the Leap Day Handicapp event :D

2/22
10AM
WORK DAY

[hawkgammon]

By Ax, I mean an implement of destruction



Obviously you've never heard me play guitar.

[Dick]

rich and lexi are in. don't think lexi will throw much, but she'll definitely follow us around in the rain.
sunday i will try to make it to seneca. should we bring a chain saw? he he

[md21954]

i don't think it's gonna rain saturday. it will be windy though.

[hawkgammon]

Lexi will beat Paul.

Speaking of which, Hawk can I get my chaps back?? Blute wants to borrow them.


no worries Matt... I swiped your pair after you and Julie went to work the other morning :Dyou and Hawk will just have to share that one pair :eek:
Well I made it back to OK, OK :p
36 hrs solo... not bad! I also stopped and played a round at Burns Park in Little Rock, AK.. the results were only slightly prettier than me and Ski's round Wed at the Rock... now that was one ugly round :oThe way I'm playing right now, I think both Hawk and Paul could take me :(... er, beat me that is... I mean at disc golf ;)

[hawkgammon]

36 hrs solo



Gotta be raw after that! :eek:

Yea, I gave Blute one last spanking, for the road. But this time he asked for it ! :eek:

[hawkgammon]

<font color="red">NO SPIN WINS TOUR STOP :eek: </font>

The Tour resumed today at Rockburn with Jim coasting to an easy eight stroke victory over his nearest rival Matt F. Scores were:

Jim-51
Matt F.-59
Boyd-64
Matt R.-65
Sherwood-68
Rich-71
Paul-71
Hawk-74
Greg-76

I arrived dramatically in an ambulance for the resumption of the Tour, but everyone was down on #18 warming up with putts in the muck. Thus theatrics went unappreciated.

Fearful of our massive potential another foursome began play prior to the actual start of the Tour stop, and "didn't keep scores." Hmmmmmm... :confused:

Conditions were invigorating with a pleasant breeze of 25 mph with gusts up to 40 mph. This made putting somewhat of an adventure.

Our group (Jim, Boyd, Matt F., Greg and myself) started on #9 where Jim got his first three of the day. The rest of us foured. Jim deuced numbers 10, 15, 2, 3, & 5. He foured #'s 16 & 17. #18 was played to the "B" pin. Matt deuced #'s 3, 7, & 8. The rest of us were shut out.

The other groups card mysteriously vanished, along with half the group, and we had to rely on the score reporting of Matt R. and Paul. Considering that Sherwood booked quickly, I suspect their numbers were correct. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Tour resumes tomorrow at Druid at high noon.

[Dick]

yes, that was quite possibly my worst round at the rock. if the wind wasn't messing with me, then i was just bluting it myself. highlight was either the doink from 5 feet on 4 while laughing at pauls doink, to take a 4. or the 6 i took on 7. what an adventure, i guess it was one of those days...

[hawkgammon]

Bored Review 2-22-04:


By deebo on Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 09:49 am:


Druid today @ 10 am.



Thanks for the heads up! :D

[hawkgammon]

<font color="blue">GLEN WINS DRUID HILL TOUR STOP </font>

<font color="green">Sherwood holds own on X-holes </font>

<font color="purple">paul manages to beat recovering cancer patient coming off four week lay-off by six strokes for the weekend </font>

Four of us played Druid today from the metals at high noon. At Paul's suggestion we threw in the X-holes for a round of 27.

Final overall results were:

Glen-82
Shark-88
Paul-101
Hawk-104

For Druid proper we shot:

Glen-49
Shark-55
Hawk-62
Paul-63

The broken out X-hole scores were:

Glen-33
Shark-33
Paul-38
Hawk-42

Glen was hot shooting deuces on #'s 1, 5, 10, 12, 13, 14 & 15. He foured the newly extended #6 (it's down the cleared road around the curve on the left) and # 11. Shark deuced #'s 2, 4, 17, & 18. He foured #3 (from 2 feet :eek:), 6, 10, 12, & 13. My only deuce came on #16. Paul was deuceless :( .

Much less wind today than yesterday, and Smokin' Joe & Deebo missed out joining us.

Tenatively looking at Patapsco for Saturday. Dare you join us? :cool:

[hawkgammon]

Bored Review: 2-22-04


By rich on Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 11:43 am:


found set of keys at rockburn. someone had hung them on the basket of 1. has a giant and blockbuster card, and an unusual clip. if nobody responds, i will track down through the member cards.



I'd rent movies first! :D

[md21954]

<font color="purple">paul manages to beat recovering cancer patient coming off four week lay-off by six strokes for the weekend </font>



i had an off week :D

[Sharky]

Enjoyed playing the MD Am Tour this weekend, it's hard to keep ones concentration what with all the ugly shots on display memo to self no excuses, no excuses, I am responsible for my own game ! Anyway, I am throwing in my lot with MD21954, hawk really has no chance with his disc golf "skills" IMHO, but what is wrong with Paul :confused:

[hawkgammon]

I am throwing in my lot with MD21954, hawk really has no chance with his disc golf "skills" IMHO, but what is wrong with Paul




Wrong thread! This isn't the Bored Professor. Nonetheless your "vote" is duly recorded, and you will be mocked (yet again) at years end.

This years theme for my play...

"I'll dance on all your graves!" :D

[md21954]

"I'll dance on all your graves!" :D



he actually means he'll be dancing on those graves that are OB at druid.

[hawkgammon]

HANOVER AREA DISC GOLF CLUB PRESENTS:
HANOVER AREA DISC GOLF CLUB FEBRUARY OUTING (FTL)
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28th, @ CODORUS STATE PARK, HANOVER, PA
MEET AT THE OBSERVATION BLDG. @ THE END OF MARINA RD (ON THE RED
COURSE)
9:15 START.....9:00 PULL TEAMS
***********************************
ENTRY FEE AND OPTIONS:
$20 ENTRY = PICK ANY DISC (DX THRU CHAMPION or Z) IN STOCK.
$10 ENTRY = PICK OF ANY MINI IN STOCK (Including Champion-Glo)
$1 EXTRA = CHANCE AT $100 ACE POT DURING ALL TOURNAMENT PLAY
BONUS OPTION: BRING SOMEONE (TO PLAY) WHO HAS NEVER PLAYED IN A HADGC
TOURNEY AND YOU AND THE BRINGY GET A GLO-CHAMPION-MINI FREE.
***********************************
BONUS PRIZE = TWO CTPS FOR A CE-EAGLE (Original stamp & plastic) or
any stock disc of choice.
***********************************
NOTES: ALL PROCEEDS FROM THIS TOURNEY WILL GO TO OUR FRIENDS IN
LANCASTER TO SPONSOR A BASKET FOR THEM.
***********************************
ALL PAYOUTS will be in prizes and YOU pick what YOU want from
available offerings.
Payouts will be based on number of players and $in.
Payouts will be given (at minimum) to each of the top scores in each
of the following (combined as in parenthesis) divisions:
(Pro Men /singles), (Ams), (Women), (16&UNDER Jrs boys and girls).
Additional prizing and or divisions as DOLLARS in permit.
***********************************
FORMAT (FOR THE DAY):
PDGA PRO MEN PLAY AS SINGLE FOR 36 HOLES (no extra shots)
ANYONE CAN PLAY AS SINGLES AGAINST THE PRO MEN OPTIONALLY.
ALL OTHERS (AM'S, WOMAN, JR's, ETC) Can play as randomly drawn
doubles teams and play "Best Lie format" for holes 1-6 & 16-18 on
each course (RED & BLUE).
ALL PLAYERS WILL PLAY AS SINGLES DURING HOLES 7-15 ON BOTH COURSES
(RED & BLUE).
TEAMS WILL BE REDRAWN AFTER 1ST ROUND OF 18.
"At the End of the Day": ALL PLAYERS SCORES WILL BE TABULATED AS
SINGLES AND PAID OUT ACCORDINGLY BY DIVISON PLAYED IN (as noted
above) .
***********************************
WE WILL HAVE ACCESS TO THE OBSERVATION BLDG FOR SOCIALIZING AND
BREAKING BETWEEN ROUNDS. PLEASE BRING YOUR STAPLES WITH YOU AS WE
WILL ONLY HAVE A 20 MIN BREAK AFTER LAST CARD IN FROM FIRST ROUND.
(No Potties available this time of year) We will have some munchies
there. Bring something to share if you like.
******************************************
JAYDOT AND CANDYMAN TDS – PLEASE JOIN US!

[girlie]

Yikes! Hawk, would you mind paraphrasing the above so I don't have to look at all those **CAPS**? Please and Thanks ;)

PS - have you decided to make the trip to Hanover on Saturday???

[hawkgammon]

:D

Not my writing Linds, just cutting and pasting from the Bored to try and help out Jay. He emailed me telling me I had to attend :D but I am still leaning towards not since I need to conserve my powers to defeat Paul in the steel cage match on Sunday. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif I think roughing him up at Patapsco on Saturday should leave his spirit broken. As you saw today only the x-holes saved him from ruination this weekend.

I think a summary would be:

Show up.
Pay $20.
Get a cool disc.
Play on big long course.
Anyone can win funky doubles format.

How's that?

[Dick]

and be there before 9am. yikes. i think i have to wait until summer when the start times are a bit later.

p.s. anyone notice blute qualified for worlds? are you near iowa out there?

are you near iowa out there?


Ask yer daughter as I'm sure most middle schoolers know where IA and OK are, or at least can read a map :D
Actually it's still a good way to IA from here. Kind of like to driving from MD to SC or GA. Anyway, I'm not sure if I can make it this year qualified or not....

[md21954]

I am still leaning towards not since I need to conserve my powers to defeat Paul in the steel cage match on Sunday. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif I think roughing him up at Patapsco on Saturday should leave his spirit broken. As you saw today only the x-holes saved him from ruination this weekend.




you've got another thing coming if you think you can beat me at patapsco aka your "home course" rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright...

[hawkgammon]

Uh huh. :D

[hawkgammon]

Yes kudos to Blute. Obviously my instructional video series has really paid off! :)

Where was Matt's name though? Bill and he have been talking about going.

Rich this might help: http://www.town-usa.com/states.html

[hawkgammon]

Bored Review: 2-25-04


By rich on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 11:18 am:


can you guys please refrain from using questionable language and being disrespectful? at least disagree like adults. there is no reason to be disrespectful or use profanity just because you don't agree with someone.especially in the name field. just because you post anonymously, doesn't mean your ip address doesn't show up.





He's back :D

[Dick]

hey, i didn't censor anything or delete anything. i just stated my opinion. am i not allowed to do that? are you trying to censor me or something? ;)

[hawkgammon]

It seemed kind of monitorish to me. Didn't you resign from that position? ;)

[hawkgammon]

Two guys winking at each other. Hmmmm.....

By HawkGammon


] Yes kudos to Blute. Obviously my instructional video series has really paid off!



I particularly love Ch. 7 How To Miss Most Upshots and Putts
During the Final Round of a Calvert Monthly. :D

[hawkgammon]

That's brutally cold...and unfortunately accurate :D

Hawk and the rest of the AM Tour. I would love to join you all for some [*****] wupp'in, but i can't play until 1400 hrs, 2:00 P.M. for you civilian minded folk... :mad:

[Dick]

anyone who wants can bring a rake to patapsco Saturday. After a round (and inventory of tee pads) i'm going to try to fix a few of them. Anyone else is welcome to help.

[hawkgammon]

Ski,

Tradition and other obligations dictate the high noon start time. Remember Blute and I are pseudo cowboys!

Rich, I have a lovely shovel. Last April, Tom and Jim brought buckets, and we drove through the course (Blute was late :eek:) and filled tees with material from a pile behind the b-ball courts. Have you chatted to Jim about this?

Tour stop still on for high noon at Patapsco on Saturday. Paul is chickening out. Apparently Lindsay has him worried. You can still join Rich and I for a round, some repairs, and a discussion of free speech. Rich's mother Sherwood might attend to defend him, so that's a possible added bonus attraction. :D

[imapackerfan]

Hawk- having not received my Maryland Am Tour Card, I am unsure whether I should join Saturday's festivities. Am I, or am I not, a member of the M.A.T.? Having received my Pro Woman's Tour Card, I would have expected my M.A.T. card to follow closely behind...

p.s. Even the MADC has acknowledged my presence with a membership card :eek: :D

[imapackerfan]

Oh wait- I just realized that you have probably tried to give me a tour card, but due to the camo pants were unable to find me... is that it? :D

[hawkgammon]

Bored Review: 2-26-04


By Ski on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 12:12 pm:


Rich, I'll try to make it around 2:00 for a little rake/throw...Bring the Ring





I can't type the comment to this one here. I have PM'ed Ski and Rich with humorous aside. Must find outlet for blue material! :D

[hawkgammon]

p.s. Even the MADC has acknowledged my presence with a membership card



Yes but did they spell your name right? :eek:

This is the second disgruntled card complaint I have received in 18 hours. Lindsay says she doesn't have her Womens Pro card yet (I blamed tour director Rachel on that one) and now you. I thought I included yours and Mark B.'s MAT cards in the packet I sent to Rachel that had the Women's cards when I was actively dying. Though they might be in my trucks glove box. I'll check this evening, or I can send one of my staff over to the garage immediately. It's your call :)

Either way you are welcome to join Rich and I and ? on Saturday. Remember there are no rules. Besides your presence presents Paul another chance to lose to a woman...straight up. Unless he's "practicing". :D

[Dick]

ha ha, they stole your picture! hawk don't have his girls any more...

i will call Jim tonite. maybe he'll join us and give us a lesson in playing patapsco.

[hawkgammon]

Sorry Mr. Censor, but no such luck. It's weird how the picture shows up sometimes, and not others. I thought I'd been "Riched" the first time it happened, but then it came back. I have no explanation for it. Unless they are clamoring for the shirtless pic of me again! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[hawkgammon]

One theory is if you have a filter on your computer. The ones here at work are restricted. You'd love it! But the girls are always on when I am online here at home. :)

[imapackerfan]

Thanks for checking on my card, Hawk. I'm sure the mixup is all Rachel's fault- she's doing her best to keep me out of the tour, so she doesn't run the risk of losing to me. I wouldn't be surprised if she hid my card in your glovebox, just to spite me...

There is not enough practice time between now and Sunday for poor Paul to beat me- ratings based OR straight up!! :) Hell, if I'M worried about Lindsay beating me at the Leap, poor Paul must be shaking in his boots... ahhhh, poor Paul...

So, Hawk, am I being led to believe that you have been deemed healthy enough to play again?? Excellent! Wanna side bet for the Leap? My rating is 832.

[hawkgammon]

Cards in my glove box:

Kelly Swartz :cool:
Mark Boyce :)
John Gregory /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Craig Gangloff :D
Joe Mickley (I'm not an am!) :D
Ray Thompson ;)

As far as side betting, as the current Women's Pro Tour Gambling Champ (Rachel lost by a stroke to me at my Calvert Series final appearance-$1 cash American baby) I have agreed to go double or nothing with her for overall results. Handicap included. She's been ducking me for about two months now clearly trying to tighten her game up. I understand she has also begun a disciplined fitness regime to try to better her odds.

I would certainly entertain a similar monetary interplay with you. Paul on the other hand is not woman enough to do so. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Do you smell that? It's the fear seeping off Paul.

[md21954]

i'm taking almost any side bets on a blind course! step right up! i play better in the woods.

i still may practice there saturday. :p

[hawkgammon]

Are you limiting these bets to only the ladies? :D

[md21954]

Are you limiting these bets to only the ladies? :D



sure. how much do you want to bet? :D

actually hawk... i'll be glad to take your money. why would i limit it to the ladies when they are going to beat you?

[hawkgammon]

The only way they beat me is margin of victory over you. :eek:

[Dick]

Hawk, MD game is at 1pm. can't miss that. noon tee off is out. it would have to be 10am or 3:45ish. probably best if i just play the rock. you are welcome to join me for the game on my big screen and play the rock before and/or after.

[hawkgammon]

Rich,

Thanks for the invite, but I have errands to do in the morning, so I'll have to stick to the noon tee time. Looks like I'll be playing with myself. Feel free to insert own joke below. :eek:

[md21954]

come to seneca w/ me. or are you skeered?

[hawkgammon]

You are scared in that you are ducking me at Patapsco!!! I have to get everything done tomorrow since I will be busy humiliating you on Sunday...and beating you at disc golf. Therefore I don't want to burn 2+ hours getting to and fro.

[hawkgammon]

Bored Review: 12-27-04


By paul on Friday, February 27, 2004 - 11:18 am:


anyone interested in splitting a hotel sat night after loriella?





Paul trolls for love. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif


By MF on Friday, February 27, 2004 - 11:31 am:


Found a NUT at the Rock in the fairway of Hole #1. Is this yours Hawk???? I have it in a jar riding shotgun in my truck.





Thanks Matt, but if it was mine you'd have it in the bed! :eek:

[Dick]

i might be able to make it if i tivo the md game. is rockburn that much farther for you?

[hawkgammon]

Same distance, but I would rather not switch since I don't know who might have read the post and plan on Patapsco. I think Kelly might be coming out. Which might mean Boyce, which might mean...

I don't want the Druid Ice Bowl ugliness to infest the Tour. :)

1400 hrs, Patapsco. Maybe a round from the redz, seeing how most of you will likely had already played from the bluez... :mad:

[hawkgammon]

Ski,

Is this 1400 thing an every weekend thing for you? If so does that mean the upcoming Kinder Tour stop has to happen later in the afternoon? :eek: :mad::( :confused:

[imapackerfan]

Where is Paul playing today? If he is indeed ditching Patapsco for practice rounds at Seneca, I almost feel like I should go to Seneca, also. I've already resigned myself to losing to Lindsay, but I still have a fighting chance vs. Paul...

Hawk, to answer your question, no, I have every other saturday off. Today is an "on" day, so you figure out what saturday is good... And just for GP i work every sunday :(yea,sucks to be ski. Also "we" should get together @ Kinder and figure out if its better to play the regular 9 twice or perhaps due some sort of safari or the "extra" holes/tee pads and regular holes... The possibilties are endless :D

[hawkgammon]

<font color="red">SHARK EDGES RICH FOR PATAPSCO TOUR STOP WIN </font>

Five of us played the blue tees this afternoon with the following results:

Shark-60
Rich-61
Paul-63
Hawk-68
Kelly-69

Using the Seneca handicap formula in play tomorrow the results would have been:

Paul-49.31
Rich-53.35
Shark-53.79
Hawk-54.31
Kelly-54.72

The four men teed off on #10 with Kelly joining us as we were arriving at our drives. Sherwood was consistent throughout the round while recording no deuces, he avoided any fives. Rich parked our final hole (#9) for his sole deuce. Paul deuced #7 and I deuced #15.

The round highlight certainly had to be the sight of Ski putting on the practice baskets as we approached the tees to #3. He was wearing what appeared to be a shirt he had purchased from the International Male catalog. It was black, looked to be made from some sort of microfiber, and had a zipper down the front. Having subscribed to GQ for several years I know the rule about men and zippered shirts. All in all it was a great look...for a large breasted woman :eek:

[Dick]

what a great day for a round of golf! i'm pretty sure if i play well i can be in the hunt tomorrow at seneca.

[imapackerfan]

He (Ski) was wearing what appeared to be a shirt he had purchased from the International Male catalog. It was black, looked to be made from some sort of microfiber, and had a zipper down the front.


Hawk is only verbally mocking Ski's attire- those of us who were there couldn't help but notice the long, lingering looks... and what was with the drooling? A truly embarrassing sight (not Ski, but Hawk's reaction TO Ski!) :o

Bring your A++++ games today, boys- yesterday was just a ploy to boost your confidences- today, I intend to strip you of your masculinities! (Shouldn't take long to emasculate Hawk, as per the previous paragraph) :D

On a brighter note- Hawk has promised to wear less clothing today than he did yesterday. A bonus for the ladies- and the limp-wristed men? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

All joking aside, I had a truly pleasurable round on a beautiful day in a beautiful park. What a great tour stop! And- we met a lady named Laura, out playing for her first time. She was using what appeared to be a cross between an MTA disc and an Ultimate disc, so I gave her a Cobra that has just been in my bag for security blanket purposes. All told, there must've been 6-8 unknown gals out at Patapsco and Seneca yesterday- GO LADIES!! :cool:

[hawkgammon]

All told, there must've been 6-8 unknown gals out at Patapsco and Seneca yesterday- GO LADIES!!




That might explain why Ski appeared to be dressed for Ladies Night at the local watering hole more than for a round of disc. :cool:Or not. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Yes, GOD knows i can't help that i'm so **** good looking. But thanks for noticing. And i'll let my game speak for it self. ( Any time, anywhere,bring your pocketbook Hawk).

[mdgnome]

Hawk,

What was your final outcome at Seneca?When a 5 yr. old girl is driving father than me, i should have taken the hint and went home!

[hawkgammon]

DJ,
I ended up at 130 (61-69) or 102.62 (with my 13.69 strokes per round) for third overall...or fourth depending on who's counting. There's a storm coming. ;)

[md21954]

Where is Paul playing today? If he is indeed ditching Patapsco for practice rounds at Seneca, I almost feel like I should go to Seneca, also. I've already resigned myself to losing to Lindsay, but I still have a fighting chance vs. Paul...



no fighting chance at patapsco. huh? :D

[imapackerfan]

Ouch :D That hurts almost as much as losing to Hawk yesterday!! :D

In my defense (which is thin at best) I must point out that I was schmack talkin' about Seneca- and, due to your unfortunate [insert wiggled eyebrows] "car trouble" [insert knowing sneer], we will never know what might have been...

I'll give you Patapsco. When do you wanna try to take Seneca from me? If you show up, that is... :D

[hawkgammon]

Greatness wins out again! :D

We should probably have a Tour stop at Seneca before the Soiree just so Paul can finally play there, and show all of us what he is really made of. Feel free to insert own joke here. :D

[hawkgammon]

Ellicott City/Elkridge

Landing Road: 6500 block, Elkridge. A boy and his friend were leaving Rockburn Branch Park when they were approached by three men wearing ski masks and displaying handguns about 10 a.m. Feb. 16. The men took a cellular phone and a wallet containing cash and drove away in an older-model, gray Chevrolet Cavalier.





Just a FYI for everyone. First Lindsay's car and then this one. From the Howard County Crime Log last Wednesday. Sorry I'm a little behind :)

[md21954]

OK... have new clutch, will travel :cool: see all you scrubs at loriella! then off to a too-ur stop in nc.

[hawkgammon]

We've heard this song before. ;)

[hawkgammon]

So anyways...

I can easliy outwork Paul at Patapsco. I am doing push-ups as I type this.

[md21954]

So anyways...

I can easliy outwork Paul at Patapsco. I am doing push-ups as I type this.



had to fall back on the "outwork" smack talk cause you can't beat me there? :D

[hawkgammon]

We'll move some downed lumber and then play a round. I'll leave you in my dust on the course and the card. If I decide the effort is worth it. Though after defeating you this coming Saturday that won't be necessary.

Oh Oh, back to the H vs. P thread!

[mdgnome]

Now all this Seneca talk has me thinkin!(where's the tylenol)I think i could give all three of ya'll 5 strokes and still win!!!!!!
Wanna test the waters? :eek: :D

[hawkgammon]

Deej,

Well I think I accepted that challenge and smoked you (scratch score) just three days ago on Sunday. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Paul on the other hand would probably graciously accept you offer of charity. ;)

[Dick]

yes, shouldn't you be asking for 5 strokes instead of giving them? i think you need to beat us in order to call us out! well, at least hawk and i, paul probably would have some excuse not to show anyway :D

[girlie]

I think I need 10 strokes/round from you DJ - your 875 rating vs. my 752 would yield me at least that via. the Craiger formula... and Paul is giving me 7/round and I think you can beat Paul pretty easily :D!

At 10 strokes/round you will be tough to beat, but I have confidence that I will prevail! :cool:

What do you say? $1

Can you beat a GIRL?

btw fellas - no mid-tournament adjustments based on performance will be acceptable. If you lose to a girlie, you lose to a girlie :p (still wondering if Paul is going to show :D)

[hawkgammon]

I'm trying to figure out how to alter that last post half way through it. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[hawkgammon]

Bored Review: 3-3-04


By Felty on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 - 12:26 pm:


Let me know when you want to do it Rich



Is this a cry for help or what?

[hawkgammon]

Bored Review: 3-3-04

Speaking of cries for help-


By PimpDaddy on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 - 02:26 pm:


Sluts and Money all in one sentence,HHHHMMMMMM.Leads one to think...





Yeah I remember when I was desperate for female attention, and would do anything to get it. Oh wait, who am I kidding. That's never applied to me. ;)

[mdgnome]

I will not make excuses for my play Sunday,but lets just say it's getting better now!

Rich,i'm sure i can beat you,Hawk and Paul at Seneca!Now,i cannot say the same for Patapsco becouse seems to me all i can beat there is the trees!

And last,but by far not the least Linds!Yes,i can beat a girl heck i beat Hawk almost all the time! :o

[hawkgammon]

Deej,

You barely beat Paul Sunday, and he wasn't even there. :eek:

BEAT THIS ! Hawk you've been called to arms. There is an interest in re-forming some sort of club @ your home course... The balls are in your court. P.S. Kinder Family Farm Park is playing nicely.Tag mach challenge issued(TO ALL).

Its Painfully Clear that the AM. Tour is DUCKING me in fear. They must have heard that all that practice is paying off. What station is the tour train pulling into this Saturday ???

[md21954]

a new avatar in honor of the 30th day away from daylight savings and the 35th away from Thursday Night Triples!

everyone ready for me to take your $ again? :D

[girlie]

Wow, Paul! Kudos to you for stepping up to run TNT this year :cool:! I know you will find much support in your venture :D

[md21954]

Wow, Paul! Kudos to you for stepping up to run TNT this year :cool:! I know you will find much support in your venture :D



whoa there girlie! put your brakes on, i never said that! i think i talked boyd into kicking it off and doing it at least part time (but he had a couple of buds in him at the time). i cannot commit to be there every thursday. besides, all you need to do to run it is collect the $, start the draw, tell everyone when to start, and be the ****** to tell someone they can't play because they missed the draw. anyone can do it.

maybe in honor of boyd retiring from running TNT, we should have a new guest TD every week. thoughts? we'd make sure smokin' joe is TD on the longest thursday of the summer, and shark the second longest in honor of them being the slowest players :D

[girlie]

Oh, I guess you missed the nominations :D

Rachel and I nominated you during the Ice Bowl and the others in our group seconded the motion ;) You can do it!

:cool:

[md21954]

i saw a monkey trying to get out of the zoo that might be better suited :D why have there been no monkey stamps for druid events?

[girlie]

I'm fond of the tiger who's been over there for a while...

[hawkgammon]

Ski,

The Tour ventures into Virginia this weekend for the Loriella Challenge. For me the challenge is finding the course, but my native guide Rich will lead me into the wilderness.

[md21954]

Its Painfully Clear that the AM. Tour is DUCKING me in fear. They must have heard that all that practice is paying off. What station is the tour train pulling into this Saturday ???



yep, the md tour and 75+ players are ducking you saturday ski. we're going all the way to spotsylvania to do so ;)

[hawkgammon]

<font color="purple">ROCKBURN WORK DAY</font>

<font color="red">Saturday the 13th at 1000</font>

<font color="blue">Tour Stop Afterwards</font>

Here's your chance Ski. Come out and be disciplined!

Ladies here's your chance to see some of your favorite disc golf hunks hot and sweaty. :DYou haven't seen anything until you've seen Boyd shirtless! :eek:

[Dick]

i'm in. bring implements of destruction!

[hawkgammon]

I assume you mean my discs.

You haven't seen anything until you've seen Boyd shirtless! :eek:


scary thought... even scarier is knowing that you have seen this :eek:

[hawkgammon]

scary thought... even scarier is knowing that you have seen this



Hey you're the one who showed me the polaroids! :eek:

[Dick]

yes, i'm sure there are alot of trees in loriella that quiver in fear at the sound of your name! you know, knocking a tree down with a plastic disc is the hard way. plus it's hard on the discs.

[mdgnome]

Hey Blute,how goes it?
You have some nice calvert gifts coming your way!

Hawk,where were you at?It just wasn't the same buddie!

[hawkgammon]

Deej,

I was at Patapsco, the gym, PETCO, and a variety of other scintillating locations. I'm sure you had a lovely time. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Hawk, thanks for the Invite, however this my weekend to work. If you plan the TEE TIME for 1400 hrs I can be there for the spanking of your life time. :eek: Thinking about the time I really spanked you know who :p "WE" miss you brother Blute.

[hawkgammon]

"working" ;)

[hawkgammon]

Actually Ski, there is no actual tee-off time Saturday since we can't play until the work is done. Let's see Boyd says the workday starts at 1000, so I figure tee-off should be 1043...1046 latest! :D

[mdgnome]

It was ok, but your always good company!DON'T let it happen again. :D

[hawkgammon]

Don't worry Deej, I'll be down for the Calvert Open. :D

[Dick]

hawk, i ordered the stokely #2 video off the pdga store. it covers forehands and trick shots, etc. have you seen #1?

Thinking about the time I really spanked you know who :p "WE" miss you brother Blute.


yeah I miss the spankings :eek:
I don't get much chance to play these days, mostly some putting practice under the mercury vapor lights at night down on the farm... I sure miss those MD courses - so far nothing like the Rock or Patapsaco around here.. oh, yeah and I miss you guys, too...

[hawkgammon]

oh, yeah and I miss you guys, too... under the mercury vapor lights at night down on the farm.



That makes me feel all... :confused:

[hawkgammon]

<font color="blue">ROCKBURN WORK DAY DEEMED A SUCCESS</font>

<font color="purple">Tour Stop Rescheduled For High Noon Sunday </font>

Several hearty souls worked for 4.5 hours today on the new and improved Rock.

After Rich had augered out the holes, Boyd and SilverWolf poured new pin positions on 11 holes. Some are rather diabolical. ;)

Paul, Ras Disc and Raines cleared out the mess on 16 to open up the fairway from all the hanging vines. They also wheelbarrowed in crush on the infamous swamp tee.

Greg and Lefty Mike cleared out the mess behind #8 and that's an amazing difference.

Sherwood walked around and took pictures of men working. :confused:

Felty and I freshened up the tees, and possibly solved some of the run-off problems on #'s 8, 9 &amp; 11. Paul and Raines joined us in building the new #12 tee off the road. Only 17 &amp; 18 didn't get upgraded. Matt had to go look at floral arrangements or something equally manly. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Baskets might be shuffled into the new positions Sunday morning. Come try out the new tees...they are dreamy! :cool:

Thanks to Rich for feeding us! :)

[hawkgammon]

<font color="brown"> TEAM INNOVA sweeps the Gentlemen's Club Challenge in Las Vegas, Nevada!
</font>



How did Ski and I miss this event? :confused: :eek: :o

[hawkgammon]

<font color="orange">GLEN WINS ROCKBURN TOUR STOP</font>

Three of us made the hign noon tour stop today. Glen easily crushed Paul and myself. Scores were:

Glen-54
Paul-66
Hawk-69

After five holes Glen was three strokes up, and the contest was for second place. Paul started badly and finished better, and I did the opposite. Glen deuced #'s 5 & 18. Paul deuced hole 16, and I put together a lovely finishing string of fives on holes 13, 15 & 16. Circles abounded! :eek:

Hopefully better play next Saturday after fully recovering from yesterday's work day. :p

[Dick]

and don't forget sherando on sunday! a chance for hawk to redeem himself against paul.

[md21954]

if i get in, can i pool w/ you guys? i'll chip in gas $.

[md21954]

and don't forget sherando on sunday! a chance for hawk to redeem himself against paul.



no chance there. hawk will not beat me at any sanctioned event EVER.

[hawkgammon]

Yeah like that quote isn't going to come back to haunt you. :D

Rich is the chauffer, and I buy his lunch/dinner. I ordered one of the sandwiches off the registration form. So it might be dinner this trip. I'm sure there's a Hooters somewhere around there. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[imapackerfan]

You both will have to redeem yourselves against ME- and this time, no lame excuses... like "my car broke down" or "we didn't play the same tees"... :D

Wanna go a dollar?? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[hawkgammon]

Are you talkin' to me? :confused: I know you don't want to keep giving me $. :cool:

[Dick]

sure thing. we don't want any car excuses.we'll have to calculate the exact time, but i think we again need to be rolling from my place at 7am.

[hawkgammon]

Check-in begins at 0830, with a 0945 meeting. Leaving at 0700 should get us there soon after check-in begins which would allow some course wandering.

[md21954]

Yeah like that quote isn't going to come back to haunt you. :D



NEVER! pretty strong prediction, huh? the only person that quote will haunt is you hawk :D

[md21954]

You both will have to redeem yourselves against ME- and this time, no lame excuses... like "my car broke down" or "we didn't play the same tees"... :D

Wanna go a dollar?? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



you got lucky at loriella!

SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY, MONSTER GOLF RALLY. Can't wait to play... ski ya there.

[hawkgammon]

Hmmmm... :confused:

And there would be.....?

I was thinking Patapsco myself.

[imapackerfan]

Hawk- yes, I mean you. You, with your precious 846, and Paul, with his precious 839, will both fall prey to my 835! (insert sinister laugh)

Ahhh, how I love to see grown men cry... but I can settle for watching you guys cry instead! :D

I'm putting my money where my mouth is... are you two willing to do the same? Or you could save yourselves the trouble, and just put your money where my pocket is... /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Sharky]

Are you brushing up your game by shooting 80ish this past Saturday at "the ranch" :confused:

[md21954]

i propose an earlier than usual toour stop for sat morning... 9:30ish?

i need to get back to see my beloved blue jays crush the evil orangemen of SU.

http://hopkinssports.ocsn.com/sports/m-lacros/spec-rel/031504aaa.html

[hawkgammon]

Too many ways to respond to Kelly's post. Humor overload! :D

Shark enters the dark side and smacks a girl! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Paul does 1000 at Patapsco work for you? I have a hair appointment Saturday, but can work around your desire to see men in shorts hit each other with sticks. ;)

[md21954]

i'm only doing patapsco if i decide to watch it on tv instead of walk the 7 blocks to go see it in person. hows about pine grove? or we venture into the x-holes at my homie course?

[hawkgammon]

I think the odds of me getting into the city that early are shaky at best! We'll have to firm this up Fridayish.

[Dick]

keep us posted. i may just hit rockburn. i'm liking the challenge of some new pins and i want to keep my arm from overloading on the longs of patapsco. i wonder what time the terps will be playing saturday?

[imapackerfan]

Thanks, Shark. Get off my cloud. How did you become privy to those scores, anyway? Who's the stoolie?? :mad: :D

If you weren't afraid to swim in the deep waters of "The Ranch" I would challenge you to a duel... Maybe then you wouldn't cast dispersions on my 80ish round... :D

[Dick]

just laugh at our 68-69 showdown at the rock yesterday. that was an embarrassment!

[Dick]

you may want to save your arm hawk. you seem to be fading in the second round lately... :D

[hawkgammon]

Diver recovers final victim in capsizing of the 'Lady D'
Washington woman, 26, was to be engaged to man lost in accident
By Doug Donovan
Sun Staff
Originally published March 16, 2004
Diver<font color="red"> Joe Yingling </font>descended to the Patapsco River's murky bottom yesterday fully aware that he would find the last of three bodies missing since a Seaport Taxi capsized 10 days ago in high winds off Fort McHenry.





A Ras Disc relative, or amazing coincidence. How many Yingling's can there be?

I'm back on the weight's Rich, so I should be okay. Besides I need to try and throw my grown up discs in case it's windy Sunday.

I shot a 69 on the new pins and Paul shot a 66. Does that make him the winner? :confused: He appears to have beat Sherwood :D

[discgeez]

Five bucks says Shark can't break 72 at "The Ranch". :eek: I wonder if he knows what I shot?

[hawkgammon]

Oh Rich,

We'd be playing from the reds at Patapsco by the by. Getting ready for the Patapsco Open you know. Myers' Rule: AM's from the reds! /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Dick]

whatever. if you only play the reds, you'll never be able to handle the blues. if you practice the blues, the reds will be much easier! BUT BETTER YOU SAVE YOUR WEAK ARM ANYWAY. especially after doing all that work on the teepads, what did you shovel again, 5 truckloads of crush?

[Dick]

you're on t2. i'm sure shark can(and will) shoot higher than 72! hell, he probably does that from the longs at seneca.

[Dick]

oh, did you mean he wouldn't break it by going lower? who would take that action? :)

[discgeez]

Yes Rich I meant he wouldn't shoot lower than 72. Ok how about 75? You do know that I'm talkin' about Biscoe's new course. Since I haven't heard from Shark how about you? :eek: I'm just funnin' but it is awesome, quite Paw pawesque.

[hawkgammon]

what did you shovel again, 5 truckloads of crush?




More like seven...using only my bare hands! :cool:

[discgeez]

Not too bright are ya Hawk? :confused:

[Dick]

what did you shoot, geez? if you broke 72 i think i can.
i haven't been there, they tell me it's nice....
sounds like a md tour stop is coming...

[Dick]

actually it sounds like you already had one and didn't tell anyone. sounds like much more fun than wrangling an auger!

[hawkgammon]

I look good sweaty and shirtless though! :D

[hawkgammon]

Five bucks says Shark can't break 72 at "The Ranch".



The silence is deafening! :eek: :)

Please keep "us" abreast of the TOUR STOP Saturday... Being the newest member of the PDGA, i'm ready to "show my stuff" :eek: "Have dollar, will travel".

[hawkgammon]

<font color="pink">"show my stuff" </font>



There's something to look forward to.

"Big Brother" AKA the Social Security Admin. has deemed the Calvert website "unfit" for viewing on there Network :confused:! The last time i checked,theres not TOO much nudity or Gambling. Maybe due to the fowl language that some choose to use...Its OK, "its" not that cool anyway :D

[Dick]

that funny. the biggest 'potty mouth' complaining because the SSA has blacklisted his fav website! i guess that kind of bit you in the [*****], eh ski?

[hawkgammon]

Rich,

I thought you had cleaned that site up. :DSlacker!

Hopefully Sherwood will stop by later and correct Ski's spelling and punctuation errors. ;)

[Dick]

not to mention the poor grammar. where is the professor when you need him?

[hawkgammon]

He's obviously not at the gym as he noted elsewhere! :D

[md21954]

toour stop at the roc. sark sez three thirty.

[hawkgammon]

That previous post shows the Ski influence :eek:

[mdgnome]

Rich,how do you find Patapsco level ground for us to throw down disc's anyways?You have played that course more than i have by far! If i could count how ever many fingers i have on two hands it would be less than that i bet!:)

[Dick]

i doubt i've played patapsco more than a dozen times myself. ok, pick your poison! i think any course other than rockburn is level ground anyway. i'm not scared of throwing down at seneca with you. that was my first home course and i think i still have honorary homie status...

[Dick]

rich - 60
shark - 62
paul - 66

not positive these are actual and correct as shark had the card. shark put on a hard run to try to close at the end, carding like a 75ft putt for a duece on 16. then i put my second shot on 17 behind a tree and missed a forehand lean putt. shark smelt blood and called long on 18. but i matched him 4 for 4 and snuffed his valiant comeback attempt. paul beat the hell out of some trees with some really shanked drives , but kept fighting and i think finished at a very respectable 66.

[md21954]

yep, those are correct. i could have played much better. i was throwing like a spaz on the first couple of holes (nickle on hole 1, and a 4 on 2 even after a decent drive). played 15 well, again. a string of 3s lately on my favorite hole in all of disc golf.

[hawkgammon]

Hey Superbaby,

What's you lacrosse viewing decision for tomorrow?

[girlie]

Nice New Avatar, Hawk! Way to represent. :D

Paul... about your avatar... looking a little pumped for this weekend, eh? What IS that thing? Some god of good fortune or luck or money? I guess you can use all the help you can muster :p as I plan on beating your butt black and blue this weekend :D.

[hawkgammon]

I'm nothing if not a crowd pleaser Linds! :D

Clearly Paul's avatar is how he views himself. Unfortunately the rest of us are to shallow to see this. Perhaps Paul has begun some secret workout regime. ;)

What exactly are my bets with you and Kelly this Sunday!

Two Monsters just arrived on my desk. Perhaps I'll go up to the roof (18 stories) and see if I can hit the parking garage across the quad and street. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[girlie]

Let me refresh your memory /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

$1/$1 (you wouldn't go for the overall $2) you give me 8 strokes/round and ultimately, $2 before I go home for the day. :D