Maryland Amateur Tour

BG and Matt were -1 for the front and even for the back. They missed 5-6 20' putts. They had a run on 7 for a 2! We were +1 for the front and not even close on the back.
Ski was scary in the camisole. Thought he was trying to tell us something. :eek: :D

I guess my sense of humour is a bit off kilter ! Anywho, Hawk and I played well as a team except for a couple of holes... I has having fun up too hole 16 (where we flirted with death) and the physical and mental taxing started. Dude I was truly exhausted after the round ! I hope to make it out next week, but my new part time job thwarting would be bank robbers from making "the hit" @ Bank of America's could take priority. Look for me Standing Tall and Looking Good in a neighborhood near you. :o:D:o:D

Good memory Hawk. It wasn't until I was @ work did I realize that you had created all of those links. Nice work ! I'll have to send you some pics. :eek: /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[md21954]

the other board is down...

druid at four anyone?

i came VERY VERY VERY close to my first ever ace. druid 13A yesterday. i anny'd my champ stingray and it hit part chain, part roof of basket dead center, but bounced out. :mad:

[girlie]

i came VERY VERY VERY close to my first ever ace



:eek: You mean I had my first ACE before 857??? :eek: :D:D:D

[md21954]

if i played calvert more, i'd have an ace.

[Sharky]

Links were a little weak this week.
I'm talking to the hardworking man (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/Sharks_shots/rockburn/rock313040017.jpg)

Ski is cooking! (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/Sharks_shots/rockburn/rib050002.jpg)

Impressive shooting down the big gun. (http://www.sharkysshots.com/albums/Sharks_shots/grange/05grange0049.jpg)

[girlie]

Got mine at The Grange! :D;) :)

Don't worry 857... keep practicing and one day you can have an ace like me! :cool:

[Sharky]

Did I catch you yet for July?

[md21954]

Don't worry 857... keep practicing and one day you can have an ace like me! :cool:



you can have your ace! at least my rating is going up (and the big cup wasn't even counted!) :eek: :D

[girlie]

at least my rating is going up



Good for you 857!!! :D

Awwww shucks, I went down a few points... maybe when the Soiree results are turned in I'll go back up!!! With those and the Shag and the Big Cup, I'll be standing pretty. ;)

But you know, ratings are meaningless (once you're a propagator) they're just a trailing average and say nothing about how you will play next week! :D

[md21954]

anyone want to play hookie and golf this friday?

i'm thinking codorus.

[Dick]

check out my round ratings at rockburn challenge this year! wow! i wonder what my rating for just this year is?

[hawkgammon]

<font color="purple">PATAPSCO DOUBLES THIS SATURDAY FROM THE <font color="blue">BLUES! </font> </font>

Can Ski go five in a row, or does your Disc Golf Hero &amp; his black shoes start a new streak?

Kudos to Dean P. for winning Masters at the PFDO. :cool:

[discgeez]

I think it's guest appearance time ;)

[Dick]

I will reclaim my rightful place as winner this week, with my 4th win to match ski. hawk's good look's don't stand a chance against my huge brain, machine-like execution and righteous shot selection! :D

[hawkgammon]

Keep in mind that if I hadn't been dragging around the anchor known as Billstream several weeks ago, I could have cut this whole Evil Ski Run off at the knees. Heck I can even team up with TT and defeat Rich and whoever.

[discgeez]

Hawk, I'll even show you how to throw the Classic Roc :eek:

[hawkgammon]

Perfect. A money making opportunity coupled with a private lesson from My Tutor. (http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=60003050&srchTrk=10110000040000c00020000.60003050.58971&mqso=60177680&OVRAW=my%20tutor%20film&OVKEY=my%20tutor%20film&OVMTC=standard)

[wilma]

I first thought your avatar was blank............
then I realized you were flashing us :o.
and you are wearing terp colours :D

SORRY to inform you, but I'll be working tomorrow so that I may attend the OZZFEST ! Expect me to return next week to my winning ways. :D:eek: :D:eek:

[Dick]

he's scared since i am showing up.

[hawkgammon]

His failure to show simply means I'll have to drag some other AM to victory.

[wilma]

will you be wearing your bikini?

[hawkgammon]

Depending on how much ca$h you bring you might find out.

[wilma]

no cash.....only smilies :D:) :cool::D /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif ;) :p

[hawkgammon]

Somebody get the bug sprayer. Where's a moderator when you need one?

[hawkgammon]

<font color="purple">GLEN & SHAWN WIN PATAPSCO DOUBLES </font>

<font color="green">Ray and Sean B. Billfold </font>

<font color="red">first ever three way playoff narrowly avoided </font>

13 hearty discers ventured out for a warm, but breezy round from the <font color="blue"> blues. </font> In attendence were Your Disc Golf Hero & T2 (Caren Kaye (http://photos.allcelebs.us/caren-kaye/big-photo/caren-kaye_0001.jpg)), Glen & Shawn (That 70's Team), Mr. Sherwood & Mr. Boyd (Team Rockburn), Dean & 857 (Team Pine Grove), Matt & Mark (M&M), Ray & Sean (The Choking Dogs), and Tom P. as ( The Lone Ranger. (http://www.leconcombre.com/serials/comics/img12/lone/lone-ranger-19.jpg)) With a hearty hi ho Silver away, we were off.

On the front nine everyone takes a four on #1 except for The Lone Ranger (http://spiritofthebear.com/Lone%20ranger/Lone_Ranger05.jpg) who eats a five. :( On #2 Caren Kaye pick up a stroke on That 70's Team 3-4. Glen has totally embraced the 70's tennis pro look by proudly sporting a white U.S. Open tennis headband. Who actually wears headbands anymore other than small forwards in the NBA? That 70's Team quickly get the stroke back though by deucing #3 :cool:. This is also accomplished by M&M and The Choking Dogs. Team Rockburn deuce #9 as does The Lone Ranger, (http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/lone-ranger-cmda.jpg) M&M and The Choking Dogs. Scores on the front were:

The Choking Dogs-28
M&M-29
Team Rockburn-29
That 70's Team-29
Caren Kaye-29
Team Pine Grove-30
The Lone Ranger- (http://superherouniverse.com/other/lone-ranger/lone-ranger.jpg) 32

Venturing onto the back The Choking Dogs deuce #10 :), and follow that up by actually threeing #11! :DThat 70's Team also pull of this relatively rare feat. :cool:Team Pine Grove deuce #13 :) as does That 70's Team with what probably turned out to be the deciding shot by Shawn. Teeing off Shawn misses the mando, and Glen does the safety drive short of the mini forest guarding the basket. Shawn steps up to their lie and weaves a shot through the trees from 100'+ out that slams into the basket for the deuce! :eek: :cool:This was also wear Caren Kaye lose contact with That 70's Team as my drive sailed around the mando, and misses the basket by about 5'. Tom drives us up to the drop zone. After watching Shawn's shot we figure we have lost one stroke, and after two approaches we find Tom is 20' out. We both promptly miss the putt :o :( which became a theme for our round. :mad:Meanwhile deuces abound on #15 as Team Pine Grove take the two :D, as do M&M and The Choking Dogs. At this point The Choking Dogs are -1 for the round, but they collapse taking the other five of the round on #16, and then going 4-4 on #17 & #18. :eek: :( :o :mad:Scores on the back were:

That 70's Team-27 (56)
Team Pine Grove-27 (57)
The Choking Dogs-29 (57)
M&M-29 (58)
Team Rockburn-30 (59)
Caren Kaye-30 (59)
The Lone Ranger- (http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/lone-ranger-jhda.jpg)31 (63)

Next week we go from the <font color="red">reds</font> and if Dr. Evil shows, we may shuffle some baskets after the round.

[Dick]

sorry i couldn't make it. my wife fell down some stairs, so i had to do family stuff and just couldn't make it in time :(

[hawkgammon]

Yesterday while practicing at the course I observed a pair of shoes with socks, and a blue baseball cap on the ground near the kiosk picnic table. Assuming these belonged to frolicing park folk I left the items there. Upon returning today the items were still there causing me to remove them. At this point I realized...

<font color="red"> ATTENTION MR. SHERWOOD </font>

You apparently left half your wardrobe at the course after doubles on Saturday. I have said items in my possession at this time.

The real questions is this:

Which is more embarassing? Leaving half your outfit at the course, or actually owning and wearing a Dale Earnhardt cap?

The all origional line up of BLACK SABBATH Truly Rocked !!! Good timez were had ! :cool:

[Dick]

seen em a couple years ago with zombie and primus. good stuff.

hawk, are you sure that is sherwood's stuff? maybe there is a naked nascar fan running around out there. i want no part of that!!!! :eek:

[hawkgammon]

My photographic memory tells me that this was part of the attire Mr. Sherwood was sporting on Saturday. I've seen the shoes before, and I recall being repulsed at the hat.

[discgeez]

I hope he has enough clothes to make it through the Worlds :eek:

[hawkgammon]

If not, I'm sure Brady can loan him a smoking jacket from the van, or something tie-dyed.

[md21954]

Thursday Night Triples at druid hill park for 7/28

http://www.gsnmagazine.com/images/feb_05_02/Spy_vs_Spy.jpg

6:22 start tonight, that means we'll draw about 6:15. metal tees. ace payout starts at $227.

-13 will win it. game time temperature will be a pleasant 83 degrees. they say there is a very slight chance of isolated showers, but i don't buy it. come enjoy blue skys and a freshly mowed druid while most of the big dogs are in PA.

i even hear hawk might make an uninvited appearance :cool:

[hawkgammon]

Yes I'll be making my 2005 TNT debut this evening, and whatever you can do to keep the media attention to a moderate frenzy would be appreciated.

There's nothing like playing disk golf at Druid on Thursday nights.

[md21954]

if tomorrow is as nice out as it is today, i might have to take a personal mental health day out on the links. paultapsco tags?

[hawkgammon]

What's a tag? Where's paultapsco? What is this language you are speaking?

[md21954]

There's nothing like playing disk golf at Druid on Thursday nights.



BYOB bowling at highlandtown duckpin is close.

[hawkgammon]

PATAPSCO DOUBLES SATURDAY AT 1100 FROM THE <font color="red">REDS </font>

See If You Can Drag Ski To Another Victory

Like You've Got Anything Better To Do Anyways!

<font color="orange"> SKI AND VICTORY in the same sentence, hmmm, I think hes on to something ! Come and try to stop "The King Of Patapsco". </font> :eek: :D:eek: :D

[hawkgammon]

<font color="orange"> SKI CONFRIMS DEAL WITH ANTI-CHRIST </font>

<font color="purple"> Wins Patapsco Doubles For The Fifth Consecutive Appearance By Five :eek: Strokes </font>

<font color="green">tom squared second </font>

Fourteen discers came out today to play from the <font color="red">reds. </font> In attendence were Matt & Luke (On The Make), Tom P. & T2 (Tom Squared), Dean & Ray (The Favorites), Michael & John John (Air John), Nucci & <font color="orange">Ski </font> (Skucci), Lee & George (Four E's), and Kyle & Hawk (K2). We had several new faces out today a.k.a. fresh meat, and I thought this might slow the <font color="orange">Ski </font>Run when <font color="orange">Ski </font>was drawn with one of the rookies, but alas you can't beat Satan. And away we go....

On #1 several teams; Air John, The Favorites and K2 take the embarassing five. :oDeuces begin to occur on #3 when On The Make, Tom Squared, The Favorites, Skucci, and K2 cash in. Young Matt nearly got the ace :cool:when his drive slammed into chains, but he tumbled to the ground. :mad:Meanwhile on #4 The Favorites take a circle five after both members manage to find the road on their second shots :owhile Skucci records the only three. :cool:#5 also became a deuce fest with Tom Squared, Air John, Skucci, and K2 carding the twos. K2 & Skucci go back to back by also deucing #6. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif Tom Squared take a tough five on #7. :mad:The Favorites show a little life by deucing #9, and are joined by Skucci and Four E's. Scores on the front were:

Skucci-23
Tom Squared-28
K2-28
Four E's-29
On The Make-30
The Favorites-30
Air John-31*

*Air John added their card wrong shorting their score by four strokes. :eek: Hopefully the individual hole scores are correct as this was also the Skucci card! :p

At #10 On The Make and The Favorites card the deuce. Four E's deuce #13 as does Skucci and Tom Squared. Tom Squared and The Favorites both deuce #15. :) Air John take the five on #16. :mad:On #17 K2 and The Favorites throw in deuces. :D Finally Skucci wraps it all up by deucing #18. Scores on the back were:

The Favorites-25 (55)
Skucci-26 (49)
Tom Squared-26 (54)
On The Make-26 (56)
K2-28 (56)
Four E's-29 (58)
Air John-31 (64*)

*Their actual score plus the two stroke math deficiency penalty.

Thanks to Big Tom who was weed wacking #8 pre and post round. I may shuffle some baskets tomorrow, and unless the Pro Tour is at the Hound Dog Howler next Saturday in toto, we'll be going from the <font color="blue">blues. </font>

[hawkgammon]

After a brief cameo appearance by Dr. Evil and myself at The Swamp Sunday doubles, we moseyed out to Patapsco for some basket shuffling. It's a frisky lay-out which you can enjoy on your own or at any Saturday Doubles over the next couple of months.

1-B*
2-C*
3-B
4-B
5-C
6-A
7-C
8-A
9-A
10-B
11-A
12-B
13-C
14-B
15-B
16-A
17-C
18-B

*Jim needs to move these two to these positions for us.

Thanks to Rich for spending 2.5 hours out there today helping me hump those suckers around.

We'll need to weed wack 3, 7, 8, & 17.

[md21954]

THIS JUST IN!

i just won tix to the ravens/foreskins scrimmage this saturday. since i'm planning on going to the hound dog howler that day (as long as it isn't full), i'll put them up as a ctp at this week's TNT.

foreskins fans (i know who you are) are not eligible for this ctp.

Move 4 back accross the street so they keep the grass mowed on that side.
16 will need to be weed wacked to the left of A as well.

[Dick]

16 is going to b if jim can find it. we are tired of 4c, so it will go to a as soon as jim fixes the sleeve. they seem to be cutting anyway and i'm not that worried about the grass on the other side of the road on 4. thanks for doing some weedwhacking tom. i hope to finish up 7 and 8 within a week or so. might need a stump spotter. hopefully i will hook up with dean.

<font color="orange"> Thanks Men for all of your hard work. </font>

[md21954]

thursday night triples at druid hill for 8/04/05...

http://www.spookyplanet.com/SPNew/animatronics/images/tnt_barrels_du1301-l.jpg

start time 6:15, get there a few minutes earlier to get in. wood tees tonight. the lawn is looking swell. normie shuffled some pins 2 to C, 4 to A, 9 to B, 11 to B, 17 to B and 18 to C.

ravens tix for the scrimmage vs the skins this saturday at m&t stadium on hole nine, only ravens fans are eligible. more ctps likely from rec and parks.

[hawkgammon]

<font color="blue">Patapsco Doubles This Saturday At 1100 From The Blues :cool:</font>

<font color="orange">Come Witness The End Of Ski's Run &amp; Enjoy The New Layout :D</font>

<font color="purple">I'm Bringing In A Gun Spinner ;) </font>

[hawkgammon]

I forgot to mention...

Attention Participants

Please Don't Show Up With 20's Expecting Me To Break Them For You

I'm A Doubles Host...Not A Cashier

You Never See Drug Dealers Making Change On Cops

Please Extend The Same Courtesy To Me...Thank You

[hawkgammon]

<font color="red"> THE PATAPSCO PUTTERS WIN DOUBLES </font>

<font color="orange"> Who Didn't Beat Ski? </font> :D

15 discers rolled into the park today with several new faces joining the fun. Lefty gave a putting demostration during warm-ups with his Polecat. (http://www.innovadiscs.com/discs/polecat.html)


Best Choice for: putting, grade school learners, short approaches, converting from "catch discs".




I'm sure it's that grade school part that lured him in. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif After the initial draw conducted by my ex-wife I was teamed up with some guy named Jim, :eek: and Fred (of the minor league bored) was facing being the Lone Ranger. Fred declined the honor, and Dr. Evil bowed out to make the numbers even. He's resting his elbow for the big Masters showdown next weekend. ;) So we reshuffled the minis, and Lindsay again drew me and this Jim guy as a team. :oSeven teams broke down as Hawk & Jim (SpinHawk), David & Fred (3D), Kelly & The Professor (Team Swamp), Lindsay & Neil (Girlie Man), Ski & John (Skin), Dan & Brady (Dandy), and Shawn & Wayne (Shane). We broke into three groups and headed out to the <font color="blue">blues. </font>

Playing the still long #1 SpinHawk, Dandy, and Girlie Man :Dget the three while Team Swamp take the five.
:( Deuces start appearing on #3 with Dandy & Shane cashing in. :) Shane take the lone three on #5. No one deuces #6 :eek:, and then on #7 the SpinJammer shows why he is the course pro. Uncorking a Valkyrie Roller that nails the A pin alley, Jim's drive cruises pass the B pin and settles on the edge of the rough. :eek: :cool:SpinHawk approach and putt out for the only three ;) while Team Swamp take a six. :mad:On #8 Jim drives and nails a 20' putt earning SpinHawk the lone deuce. :p SpinHawk follows that up with fairly similar drives on #9 where I make the 25' putt again giving SpinHawk the lone deuce. :) Scores off the front were:

SpinHawk-26
Shane-28
Dandy-28
Skin-31
Girlie Man-32
3D-33
Team Swamp-34

On #11 SpinHawk card the lone deuce as Jim nails a 20' putt from the wheatfield. On #13 Jim again unleashes something unbelieveable when he drives that same Valkyrie through the tree stand and it fades left leaving SpinHawk 25' up and to the left of the basket. :eek: SpinHawk approach and out for a three, and walk back up the hill thinking this is worth at least a stroke on all of the other teams. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif However Dandy & Shane also card threes! :o:cool:Skin & Team Swamp take fives. :( :mad:On #15 Shane and Team Swamp card deuces :Dwith The Professor parking the basket with his trusty Sherwinder. (Yes he made sure I knew this post round) :DDandy card the lone deuce on #16 :). On #17 SpinHawk card the lone three, and this time the perceived stroke edge holds as the other teams take fours except 3D who eat the five. :( Scores on the back were:

SpinHawk-26 (52)
Shane-27 (55)
Team Swamp-29 (63)
Dandy-30 (58)
Skin-30 (61) :o
Girlie Man-31 (63)
3D-34 (67)

Thanks to Rich who spent the morning mowing #7 and doing some work on #8. Thanks also to Lindsay who donated a WVO Wasp as a CTP for next weeks fun from the <font color="red">reds. </font> Neil wanted me to remind everyone that Serious Sunday Swamp Doubles tees at 1100 with the 1045 draw occuring approximately around 1053...ish.

[hawkgammon]

Back out at the course today to shuffle three baskets. 1 is now back in B, 2 is out to C, and 16 is in B which from the looks of it hasn't been used in quite some time.

[wzink]

Hawk neglected to mention that his improbable double draw with NoSpin and inevitable victory was foreshadowed just prior to the round. As I warmed up on the practice baskets, an ominous shadow passed before me. I turned my eyes skyward to see a large red-tailed hawk soaring in circles. As I watched the magnificent raptor ride the thermal, Everyone’s Disc Golf Hero pulled into the lot.

[hawkgammon]

Wayne that was merely a coincidence. ;)

[md21954]

thursday night triples at druid hill for 8/11

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062852/K=kaboom/v=2/SID=e/TID=I051_83/l=IVS/SIG=124shmma5/EXP=1123764711/*-http%3A//www.volcano.net/~senorp/images/kaboom.jpg

if you are not planning to attend the seneca club ceremony (or simply wish to avoid disc golf political rigamarole), please join us for TNT. start time 6:10. metal tees. should be hot, but clear. i prognosticate a -12 will win it. big ace pot.

[hawkgammon]

druid hill ice bowl, 1/21/06, free crack yo!



Now that's promotion!

[hawkgammon]

PATAPSCO DOUBLES SATURDAY @ 1100

From the <font color="red">reds </font> this week.

Consider it practice for the Swamp on Sunday.

[hawkgammon]

<font color="red"> DEAN & HAWK WIN P DUBS </font>

<font color="blue"> The Lone Ranger Comes In Second </font>

<font color="orange">where's ski? </font> /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Seven big time stud golfers braved the 91 degree (104 heat index) conditions to tee off at 1100 this morning. Brady brought tomoatos which everyone resisted throwing at one another. Mr. Sherwood was disgruntled upon arrival, and barely improved during the round. The produce clerk drew the minis, and teams came out as: Hawk & Dean (DeanHawk) , Shark & Brady (The Battling Bickersons) , Shawn & George (S&G) and Dan from Middletown was the last mini out, and accepted the role as The Lone Ranger! Playing from the <font color="red">reds </font> we split into two groups and headed out in slooooooow motion.

Deuces begin to appear on #3 when S&G and DeanHawk make similar longs putts from near the A pin to the B pin basket. :cool:No one deuced the short #6. :eek: :oOn #7 The Lone Ranger takes a five :(, but follows that up with a deuce on #8. :) The Battling Bickersons close out the front with a deuce :) as Brady takes the Lindsay Merce provided WVO Wasp ctp. :cool:If Brady actually attends the WVO the ctp sponsor will provide a friendly hug of congratulations. ;) Careful Girlie as he's not called the Polecat for nothing! Scores on the front were:

DeanHawk-27
S&G-28
The Lone Ranger -29
Battling Bickersons-29

On the back The Lone Ranger continues to play well deucing #11. :) DeanHawk deuce #14 after Dean drives us to within 15' and I make the putt. :DThe rest of the back and the round was a collection of threes and fours for everybody. It was a three kind of day. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Scores on the back were:
DeanHawk-26 (53)
The Lone Ranger-26 (55)
The Battling Bickersons-28 (57)
S&G-29 (57)

Thanks to Dean who weed wacked #17's C area prior to the round, and was buzzing away on #3 between A & B when I rolled out. The park appears to have followed up last weeks initial foray into 7 & 8 for further improvements there. It's looking fantastic, and you should come out next Saturday and experience it from the <font color="blue">blues. </font>

<font color="orange">Sorry for not gracing you all with my presence, maybe next week. I spent the afternoon having freshly baked scones and tea with Grandmother. </font> :o:D:o:D

[md21954]

hawk tied girlie at the open. nice shooting hawk.

[girlie]

Are the results posted?

Dangit! I had him beat after the first round... I can't believe I let him catch me from the blues!! :D Guess it's a push - I'll keep my #7 Babe Challenge Card, thank you very much! :D

[md21954]

they are on the other bored.

[Dick]

i will post them on the pdga board if they ever get their act together and send me an online scoring password..

[hawkgammon]

hawk tied girlie at the open. nice shooting hawk.



I guess that means she's now better than you.

[md21954]

do you really thing the blues are six strokes tougher than the whites at calvert? please.

[hawkgammon]

Having these pathetic discussions with you is so sad. Hasn't she actually beaten you in tournaments?


West Virginia Open
Official Results
04-Sep to 05-Sep-2004

Advanced
53 30 Paul Lichtinger 21954 875 83 86 83 252

Advanced Women
1 54 Lindsay Merce 20573 835 84 75 88 247

[md21954]

ancient history my man. ugly history still, but ancient.

i'm going back to paw paw with forehand roller in hand, big cup victory under belt and 12-15 strokes to shave per round. i did it once and will do it again.


Morgan County Big Cup
Unofficial Results
25-Jun-2005
Tier: C
Total Players: 69


Advanced
Place Points Name PDGA# Rating Rd 1 Rd 2 To Par Total Prize
1 Paul Lichtinger 21954 875 71 71 +12 142

[Dick]

good luck paul! kick some ADV butt for MD! A high finish or, dare i say it, win at WVo would be awesome. And a forehand roller is clutch there. i won't be able to go this year, i'm shooting to have my elbow fully healed by hawk hollow...

[imapackerfan]

I tied some, I beat some... I'm not one to brag, so I'm just going to silently gloat. Ahhhh, the joy of gloating... :p :D

[hawkgammon]

<font color="red"> ATTENTION MR. ZINK </font>

I have secured a CE Eagle from the Seneca Creek ranger station that has your name on it. Feel free to recover it at an upcoming doubles.

[wzink]

Wow! Last I saw that disc it was settling into the very top of the first tall cedar on hole nine during a warm up round for the Soiree. I started to climb up, but soon realized I’m way too old for those kinds of shenanigans. After four months I was beginning to think I would never see that Eagle again. Now can the Soiree results be far behind? Thanks Hawk. I plan on being at Patapsco Saturday morning. Was there a recovery fee?

[hawkgammon]

Was there a recovery fee?





No fee. DJ told me they had one of mine up there, so I stopped by today, and found a Beast I lost at the Mid-Atlantic last year. During the browsing I found your Eagle. They were a little skeptical at letting me take it, but I have a badge.

[wilma]

/msgboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gifYou have a badge for what? :eek:

[md21954]

http://my.tbaytel.net/voystore/c_crest/888215.jpg

[hawkgammon]

Mine has two stars on it, but that is an accurate depiction.

[wilma]

Please don't taint the image of Brownies.

[Dick]

Calvert Open Results are Posted (http://www.pdga.com/tournament/tournament_results.php?TournID=5351&year=2005&includeRatings=1#Open)

[md21954]

thanks for the speedy upload.

so far so good in '05. all rounds have been above my rating (though that shouldn't be too hard to do)

[WVOmorningwood]

The TOP Story in the Frederick News Post this morning is about Disc Golf in Middletown...This is unreal! There is a picture of Dan Becker???? putting right under the "Fred. News Post" on the front page...the article actually appears in the front page of the sports section. I checked the on-line FNP, but they stillhave yesterdays news posted...I'll provide a link later on today when they update the stories.

[md21954]

disc golf in MIDDLETOWN!?!?! FREDERICK NEWS POST?!?!?

that's it folks!!! we've hit the BIG TIME! :D

[hawkgammon]

Dan comes out to Patapsco Doubles each Saturday, so this weekend you can mingle with, and get a celebrities autograph.

[md21954]

here's the link (http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/sports/display.htm?storyid=42720)

you might need to register.

the part about the course originally being designed by a girl scout was timely and kinda funny (though it has since been redesigned) /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

they talked a little about trees, though i don't think they exist at the park.

i might make dubs this saturday.

[WVOmorningwood]

here's part of the story with out registering

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/sports/

[md21954]

6:00 start for druid hill thursday night triples tonight, ace payout starts at $260, wood tees, -12 should take it, weather will be righteous.

[hawkgammon]

Today is 50-50 on whether I make it or not. I will definitely be there next week. Alert the media.

[md21954]

i'll be there today and definitly next week. i do need to find a guest td for thursday 9/1 as i'll be kickin' it in wap wap. :cool:

[hawkgammon]

May I suggest a return guest appearance by him? (http://www.millstreamgirls.com/)

[Dick]

Dude, i gotta hit that place. The website is spectacular! :D

[hawkgammon]

Christine and some co-workers have been there for a few happy hours. I keep meaning to quiz the Rockburn Course Pro on what constitutes the Millstream Sampler. It's a group of appetizers, and I'm betting that he can name them all.

[Dick]

i think the evil one and the DGH need to check this place out and see if it is worthy.

[Sharky]

Bill reports the place has gone down hill and the beer prices uphill, nice website though.

[hawkgammon]

I believe that statement applies to Bill as well.

Christine and some co-workers have been there for a few happy hours. I keep meaning to quiz the Rockburn Course Pro on what constitutes the Millstream Sampler. It's a group of appetizers, and I'm betting that he can name them all.



I can...
the double clam strip
beaver souffle
2 chick breasts
cameltoekabob

That is so wrong on many levels ! Dude, can you supply a REAL link to jessica ??? And the other link isn't SSA approved :( And I can always be the last resort GTD for Trips ! No WVO for me, but I will be kicking some ***** at the MID-ATLANTIC AM. TOUNEY. :eek:

[hawkgammon]

<font color="green">PATAPSCO DOUBLES THIS SATURDAY FROM THE </font> <font color="blue"> BLUES! </font>

<font color="purple"> 1100 Kick-off </font>

Bring $2 and a Mini with your Name on it.

Hey Ski that guy Jim might come again this week, so you may want to bail. For the rest of you experience the excitement of the freshly painted tee posts and mandos.

FATE : the principle or determining cause or will by which things in general are believed to come to be as they are or events to happen as they do : DESTINY

Funny how things turn out, huh ?!?! :eek: :D:eek: :D

[hawkgammon]

<font color="orange"> NO SPIN DRAGS SKI TO ANOTHER PATAPSCO DOUBLES VICTORY </font>

<font color="blue"> The Lone Ranger Ties For Second </font>

<font color="666666">who's ready to play 18 holes to "c" ;) </font>

Nine discers posted for todays round from the <font color="blue">blues. </font> Several of them still drying off from last nights glow fiesta at Kinder, and one young man still Gazelleless. With George doing the guest draw duties today, teams shook out as: No Spin & Ski (No Ski) , Paul & Boyd (Team TNT) , Hawk & George (The Masters) , Matt & Dub (Dutt) and Wayne was last out of the bag and agreed to be The Lone Ranger. Off we went.

Deuces continue to appear on #3 (I'll have to do something about that :D) as Dutt card a two as Dub joins the growing list of players :cool:who have nailed a putt from the edge of the A pins fringe. No Ski also take the two as Jim drives over all the trees :eek: to land near the creekbed in the clearing Dean made a couple of weeks ago. Not to be outdone The Masters card a two on #4 as we drive up the left hand side landing about 100' away. I called my Classic Roc as going in prior to the shot growing the legend of Your Disc Golf Hero. We do however follow that up by taking a five on #5. :o:mad:No Ski and Team TNT both card deuces on #6. :) It's fours all around on #7 except for The Masters who take a five. :( On #8 The Masters card a two as George drives and makes a 15'er. :cool:No Ski and Team TNT again pull the double deuce :D:Don #9. Scores on the front were:

No Ski-25
Dutt-27
The Lone Ranger-29
Team TNT-30
The Masters-31

On the back The Lone Ranger makes his moving deucing #'s 11 & 12!! :cool::) After that it's threes and fours for all until No Ski get to #18 and card the final back deuce. :)
Scores on the back were:

The Lone Ranger-26 (55)
No Ski-28 (53)
Dutt-28 (55)
The Masters-28 (59)
Team TNT-29 (59)

Next week it's from the <font color="red">reds </font> , so 857 might actually hang around and putt out his final hole. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[md21954]

Next week it's from the <font color="red">reds </font> , so 857 might actually hang around and putt out his final hole. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif



had i known that putt would have averted a tie for DFL with your team, i'd surely have walked down there. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[hawkgammon]

I forgot to mention in the write up that Jim found Tom's Gateway putter. I believe it's in my truck.

[md21954]

the poo has really hit the fan with the other bored :confused:

[md21954]

roller round vs. glen at the hizzle yesterday afternoon from the metals.

we used three discs each. i used a dx leopard for BH, and a heavy dx banshee for FH. glen used a champ valk for FH and i think a panther for BH. we both carried a putter. the unspoken rule was roll everything except what you would otherwise use a putter for on second shots. in keeping with the spirit of prepping for wap wap, if i found myself in the rough i would roll out, even if the putter was a viable option.

my shot of the day came on the hole determined "least likely to otherwise throw a roller". that was 7A :eek: :D. there, i evil knievl'ed it up the left side with the BH. it hopped up over the road and settled for deuce (i did call it :D).

glen was rolling better than his score shows. he missed a couple putts that he normally doesn't.

final
paul 57
glen 55

total round time-- 45 minutes :cool:

i've played worse than that with a full bag :eek: especially considering the course is kinda playing tough and long.

i intend to do at least one more found like this prior to leaving for wap wap. next time with two different discs of the same mold to break them in.

[wilma]

Whats up with md-discgolf.com?
Anybody been there lately?

[Sharky]

Looks like the internet optimizer is working hard on the problem, understable discs with skilllzzzzz :D

Hey who won doubles :D

[Dick]

be patient all. MarkMetal is switching us over to the new server. could take a day or so until your dns servers get the change.

[imapackerfan]

I heard NoSpin won doubles, and he carried along some old guy... :eek: :D Anybody know who Jim's partner was?? ;)

[markmetl]

Update: I got everything moved over to the new server for MD-DiscGolf.com (http://md-discgolf.com). It may still take a day or two for some people to see the change reflected. I still need to add the additional themes and calendar back into the Forums to make it the same as before. I will do that in the next day or two.

-Mark

[md21954]

site looks great, thanks a lot mark! i can't wait to toy with it on a decent connection at work.

fyi-- TNT is $3/person.

tag match at druid today from the metals. the course looks spectacular.

paul 53
norm 56
mr. sherwood 57

6:00 START from the metals tomorrow night.

[md21954]

i still don't have access to the new site here at work. would somone mind posting this on the TNT thread?

6 o'clock START time from the metals, get there 10 minutes prior to be safe. the course is looking spectacular. the ace payout should reach almost $300 tonight.

[md21954]

very funny sherwood. :p

i can view the message board though i keep getting errors. i get kicked out if i try to log on.

[wilma]

All I get is "Go Daddy"

[Dick]

it may take a couple days for the new address to flow down to your dns server. also clearing your temporary internet files can help. another thing to try is go to a command prompt and type "ipconfig /flushdnscache" if you have windows 2000 or better.

[hawkgammon]

Or you could just use this board. ;)

Wheres the reminder for Saturdaze doublez ? Whos hosting and what is the uniform ?? Should I pack a lunch or will one be provided. Will anyone be vending ? What time is the draw and what time do we start ?? Is that guy Hawk [I'm a potty-mouth!] ? Does he infact have only one nut ? Will Ski win again ? Is that guy Ski available ? Is that guy Jim Meyers coming out again ? Is he really all hes cracked up to be ? have you ever played 20 questions ? Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light ? Have you ever played disc golf ? have you ever played disc golf on weed ? Have you ever jumped out of a perfectly good airplane ? have you ever had B.G.'s nutz on your chin ? have you ever won patapsco doubles ? am I done here ? :confused: :eek: :confused: :eek:

[hawkgammon]

Wheres the reminder for Saturdaze doublez ?



Duh! (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=430531&Main=428670#Post430531)


Whos hosting and what is the uniform ??



Your Disc Golf Hero. Casual Saturday.


Should I pack a lunch or will one be provided.



Yes. No.


Will anyone be vending ?



Not allowed in a state park.


What time is the draw and what time do we start ??



The usual.


Is that guy Hawk [I'm a potty-mouth!] ?



Opinion is split 50-50.


Does he infact have only one nut ?



Yes, but Lance and I are still twice the man you are.


Will Ski win again ?



The Magic 8-Ball says unlikely.


Is that guy Ski available ?



At a bath house near you.


Is that guy Jim Meyers coming out again ?



The Magic 8-Ball says unlikely.


Is he really all hes cracked up to be ?



He's a bad discin' man.


have you ever played 20 questions ?



Yes.


Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light ?



Yes.


Have you ever played disc golf ?



I'm a professional.


have you ever played disc golf on weed ?



Unlike 97.3% of my contempories I need no weed. Does second hand smoke count?


Have you ever jumped out of a perfectly good airplane ?



No.


have you ever had B.G.'s nutz on your chin ?



No. See bath house comment above.


have you ever won patapsco doubles ?



Three times?


am I done here ?



Totally.

[wilma]

:D

Where the hells the write up ???

[hawkgammon]

Are you too stupid to use the internet? (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=428670&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1)

Remind me to ****** slap you next week :eek:

[hawkgammon]

You couldn't find the Club thread (even with the hint above), so I'm not really worried about your ability to find me. Of course with only two of us likely to be there...

[hawkgammon]

Stand by for thread movement! :D

[Dick]

Please start posting here!!! (http://www.pdga.com/msgboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=432176&page=0&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1&PHPSESSID=)

[chains11864]

Hey DR. EVIL........please copy and post the following where the most Maryland / MADC DGers will be able to see....
Thanks Brandon Bailey

6th Shenandoah Shag
6th Shenandoah Shag
6th Shenandoah Shag

PDGA C-Tier event
June 25th at Signal Knob DGC (Landons’ Course)…
Registration 8-9am…Tee-Time 9:30ish…
ALL Pro divisions $40
ALL Advanced $35
ALL Intermediate $30
ALL Recreational $20
All INT and REC receive disc / mini / stickers with entry

6th year in the ODDS series…Added CASH in PRO divisions.
Ace-Pot …CTPs…Trophies
2 rounds of 22 holes

CALL or E-MAIL Brandon Bailey at 703.401.4616 / baileyx@adelphia.net
TO REGISTER…send NAME / DIVISION / PDGA # / Phone # to my phone or e-mail…
And I will call or e-mail back within 12-24 hours and confirm that you are in!!!
Plenty of room…lets fill this thing up!!!!! One of the best courses you will play…

For DIRECTIONS call / e-mail Landon Furlong at 540.465.4907 / theductor@yahoo.com

DIRECTIONS…from 66W take 81S (toward Roanoke), a couple miles, and exit 298 Route 11
take first right onto QUARRY RD, and first left (about 50 feet) onto ORANDA RD, 1-2 miles,
and take right onto OLD FACTORY RD (a gravel road) follow straight to course….
STAY RIGHT SIDE OF LARGE TREE AT DRIVEWAY 971 OLD FACTORY ROAD.

I can email flyer with all information if needed…Hope to see you all there!!!!

Brandon